A Happy Medium

I saw Scary Movie for the second time the other day..damn that movie gets old fast, the only part I enjoyed more was the Leslie Neilsen shit. Nice to see Kill Bill and School of Rock stick around..need to see Mystic River, too.

A fun storyline I've had in season mode is HHH trying to hold me down and take the World Title, but then there's me owning him when it counts. First, right when I start the season with Old School Taker (Fuckin' A!) we form a stable, and we're pretty good and dominant, as you might imagine. Anyway, things are going fine until I win the title from Rocky. HHH comes around and says he wants us to put on a show that the people deserve. That same night, I got a sledge to the back from a passing car. Goldberg comes out and says that he did it, and then he and Haitch start fighting. Anyway, Berg then takes out Trips with the hammer, which leads up to a match between me and Berg the next week, I win, but then we go all 2000 and Trips comes out and turns on me with the hammer. The next week, he claims he was behind the whole thing. Next thing I know, I'm facing him in a hell in a cell at Unforgiven. I destroy him. Put him through the cage and off of it. Finish him with a pedigree. I fuck him up old school. But then we continue feuding after I turn down the idea of starting my own faction. Old School Taker doesn't need a gang, although it would be fun to start up something with Kane or Jericho or someone. Haitch traps me inside my car, lifts me up with the "HHH Forklift of Doom" and then drops me. I survive, of course. Then, I drive my own black monster truck over his car, crushing it. Then we have a crazy last man standing match at No Mercy, where I again win after a sort of difficult match. After the match, things got awesome, when he was put on a stretcher, which is poetic and junk, since after the drive by hammering, I was put onto a stretcher. But overall, he went down like a sucka.

Yeah, the show pretty much sucks. There's nothing very entertaining about watching rich teenaged girls get manicures and then plot out losing their virginity to the "Ryan Phillipes" of their social group. I want to see what happens when they discover a blackhead, and then the three hour struggle for them to eliminate it before they go to their blouse wearing, poodle walking night spot.

Sucks. I remember when he had like his first stint in rehab...I was ten and in day camp where we made arts and crafts all day. He probably won't die that soon....I think he'll probably go on like Jake Roberts or something.

Eh, let me think. I'll think up a little sad old bastard stuff for you. Eisley The Cranberres Dashboard Confessional (girls go crazy over this shit..it's scary) Eh, it's late..I can think of some more later...

I'm only 18, but a few things make me notice that I'm getting old. When the Bulls won their first title back in 1991. It seems like yesterday that I was six years old watching it on NBC. That was 12, going on 13, years ago. There's also seeing Frank Thomas as an aging slugger than kind of shocking to me. He was putting up numbers better than Lou Gerhig for crying out loud. Seeing Doc Rivers, Bill Lambeer, Derek Harper and all of those guys on the bench. Can't forget about remembering when Harold Miner was the next MJ. Remembering when Barry Bonds was really skinny...heh

Heh, my faction was Dangerous by Design...and it started out ok... I picked up Scott Steiner, becuase I needed a muscle.. then Jobber Train came in..I say this because he is so the weak link in the stable. Then Torrie became the manager. But then Vince came back with Angle, Edge, Rey, and Lita...against me (about 68 at this point) two hosses, and a ditz of a blond. Things got a little better when Show joined their side, and then Goldberg showed up on mine. I loved spraying milk at Kurt, though. And making his bloody ass pass out to the almighty full nelson at No Mercy. That was an intense match.

which legends are available at the beginning again?

But can we all agree that getting someone to submit to a Sharpshooter while they are bloodied will make all the button mashing worthwhile?

But can we all agree that getting someone to submit to a Sharpshooter while they are bloodied will make all the button mashing worthwhile?

Thanks for the small review. Nice to see both sides. I'm really worried about the button mashing aspect of the game. I mean, I want to win..but don't want crazy blisters.

Where have I seen that sig before? John Heidenreich (why do I think of Nazi Germany when I see him?) will probably be on Austin's team, so we get a hoss in. Maybe they'll put Depree or Conway on Team Bischoff. He's solid...and he is so copying Rocky.

I'm up for another one. I just hope that this one has a less anti-climatic ending...

It sucks because it comes out tomorrow to my EB, and uhm, I have class til 300 or so. Tomorrow is going to be a very slow day. But I'm psyched, and for the legends, I may just decide to d/l all of the old school themes, burn them to a cd, then mute the tv and play the songs on a cd player. So it's all good.

Prince - "Pussy Control"

Wow, my high school sucked in the way that nothing interesting happened. Our test scores were high, everything but our football team was almost tops in the state. Not that many came to school fucked up, but we had a shitload of emo kids. We had lame homecoming parades that were never sabatoged, and hardcore parties involved smirnoff ice and mikes hard lemonade. The stoners were all rich fucks who drove brand new suvs, who then tried to shun the preps, even though they were the same thing. However, we did have death. One girl died in a car wreck just down the street from me during my Sophomore year. Now we can't turn left onto that street anymore. And, we had two suicides last year, I didn't know either kid, since they were both Freshmen. They took their lives by hanging in their closets. No gangbangs or lesbian orgies that I knew about.

Tom's...and El, it's something nice to look at while we banter on about WWE logic.

I really like the fact they went back to what worked, and that was I Love the 80s. Ian Black, but yes he does try too hard. He should be serious once in a while on things. But Hal Sparks can do no wrong. Anyone else wish there was more Jericho on the show?

Of The Series..I watched maybe four innings total. As opposed to the early rounds, when I watched the majority of every game. Meh...maybe I just burnt out by the Cubs not making it..which may be the same thing as millions of others.

Lol, I need to start on the rough draft of an essay for english tonite, because I just know that HCTP is going to be at my eb tomorrow afternoon. They're supposed to call me and tell when it's in, but I think I'll call instead.

Heh, I'm really looking forward to Stan Hooper on Wednesday at 730. But of the new shows I've seen, Dead Like Me takes it. It's just good.

Heh, I had almost the exact same scenario last year when I was a Senior in high school. I went after the girl who was "hot-cute" ya know? Yours is Russian, mine was Austrian..but Texan at the same time. Whatever. Anyway, it didnt work out because I could never get her to open up. I didn't really know her. Like, I knew about her life and heard a couple of stories from her, but I didn't know her that well outside of school. Pretty much, I didn't know that she was heavy into the rerceational drugs, and that she would try anything once, spare heroin. I drink and smoke, but she is maybe just too wild for me. And I worked at this whole thing for a few months, until I finally realized it wasn't meant to be. We matched up, but really didn't. Don't beat yourself up over it, dude. It's not really worth it. You should stop worrying, make a strong move, and then ride it out.

BTW, the 46 defense works if u have two speed burners at cb who can recover after being beat, and a good safety. Having a good passrush is important as well. I was up in Anchorage ...and damn did I kick some ass.

I put 5 bucks down on mine yesterday, so hopefully they'll get it in later Monday, since the eb at the mall gets shit early usually. If WWE were smart, they'd make sure that no stores release this game on Monday, because then they're audience wouldn't be playing the game all night, which is what I will be doing if I get the game. Could hurt the ratings of RAW. Anyway, Fuck RAW.

So how long until I invest my money in that mini nuclear submarine I saw an ad for in the Sears Catalogue?