A Happy Medium

Grisham needs to go back into the lockerroom later dressed in one of those pregnant suit thingies. Then he'll get his questions answered.

Won't drugging Shawn just make him perform better?

...Can a fetus make a heel turn?

GRANNY SMITH APPLE MIST~!

Triple H is getting....wide.

RIP Kirby. I was blessed to see the man play baseball firsthand.

Why not? 6'3"

I demand a chain match between Arch Griffon and An Octopus!

Dragonforce sounds about right too. They fucking rock.

even though it's over.. "We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel

Oh...and I'm back..

Come to chat, dude.

Smarks Board Name: A Happy Medium Wrestlers Name: Arch “Archie” Griffon Height: 6’4” Weight: 310 pounds Hometown: Des Moines, Iowa Age: 28 Face/Heel: Tweener Stable: None Ring Escort: None Weapon(s): Doesn’t need any Quote: None Looks: Arch is a big hulking man with red hair, and hazel eyes. He is ripped, and looks like he may be doing steroids or injecting horse testosterone every two hours. Outside of the ring, he usually wears a pair of jeans, a t-shirt, sneakers, and a pair of sunglasses. Inside of the ring, Arch wears white wrestling boots and white tights. Think of Ricky Steamboat back in the day and there you go. Ring Entrance: Unearth’s “Bloodlust of the Human Condition” plays around the arena, sending the fans into a frenzy of mixed reactions. Some boo, some cheer. The arena goes dark as the song starts up. It slowly fades to black, but right before it goes to black, the song kicks into gear, sending out some white pyro, that temporarily blinds the fans. Out of the pyro comes Arch, power walking out to the ring. He doesn’t acknowledge the fans, only the thought that his job must be done. Once he gets to the ring, he does some stretches to warm up for his upcoming match. Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 9 (He’s very strong) Speed: 3 (Not fast, but has good leaping ability along with agility) Vitality: 5 (Not indestructible, and has back problems which do give him problems) Charisma: 3 (Can cut a promo, usually lets his actions do the talking) Style: Arch is all about power wrestling, though he can break out some wrestling skills if he needs to. Against other power wrestlers, he will fight fire with fire. Against speedy wrestlers, he will try to destroy them. Against brawlers…same thing. However, with technical wrestlers, he will be much more cautious. Signature moves: (one) Griffon’s Grasp (Arch grabs and opponents left wrist, and delivers a short armed clothesline. Using his amazing strength, Arch lifts his opponent back to their feet, and delivers another. He always does two, but can go on forever with them. (two) Powerbomb (your standard powerbomb, but with gusto) (three) Gridlock (Full Nelson with…you guessed it…gusto. May be used as a finisher if built up to. See finishers for more details. (four) The Lion and The Dragon (bulldog where Arch actually stands still with his opponent in a rear headlock and lifts the victim by the head and neck, and then falls to his ass) (five) Running Shoulder Breaker (six) Bloodlust Plancha (Running plancha to the outside) Common moves: (one) Snap Suplex (two) Backbreaker (three) Knife Edge Chop (four) Twisting Spinebuster (five) Rope Guillotine (six) European Uppercut (seven) Superkick (eight) Belly to Belly Overhead Suplex (nine) Superplex (ten) Northern Lights Suplex (eleven) Gutwrench Suplex (twelve) Half Boston Crab (thirteen) Running Leg Drop (fourteen) Flying Shoulder Block (fifteen) Victory Roll (sixteen) Double Chickenwing Cradle (seventeen) German Suplex (eighteen) Charging Yakuza Kick Into Corner (nineteen) Reverse DDT Rare moves: (one) Bloodlust Powerbomb (Running Powerbomb to the outside. Done on wrestlers 250 pounds and smaller, and only in big matches. Finishers: (one) Arch Nemesis (Cradle Piledriver which is usually up by a kick to the stomach, a nasty knee to the face, and then a grab into a standing head scissors. Arch doesn’t like making mistakes.) (two) Gridlock (only if the opponent’s neck and/or head have been injured) Bio: Archie grew up in Des Moines, and had a normal childhood. Tricycles, bicycles, and shitty beat up first cars the way he progressed in transportation. In high school, he excelled in amateur wrestling. He was ranked number one in his 220 pound weight class. However, an injury cut his amateur career short. He did not receive any scholarships for college, but luckily he was book smart, and wound up transferring into Northern Illinois University. He majored and graduated with a degree in Computer Science, making him the most muscular professional computer nerd in the country. However, immediately after graduating, the technology bubble burst. So Archie went back to Des Moines to find some simple work. He later went into wrestling school. After touring the independents for a few years, he became known as a hoss who could go. He was signed by the SWF in December 2004. After a few months in the SWF, Archie tasted mild success. His tag team with Manson was on of the surprises of the year, as they had come out of nowhere to become contenders. His biggest win was his International Title win over Jay Hawke in the spring of 2005. Shortly thereafter, though, Griffon was suspended for over six months due to unknown reasons. He returned in early 2006.

I am glad I have never said that I was fixing to do something, and I still say "you guys" instead of "y'all". *realizes he has actually been in Texas for nearly seven years*

Indeed, Alex Ovechkin. I dig the avatar, Zed.

Also..I was the guy who recruited Ash into XF9. XF9 named next to MC = Good Ash Ketchum and his zany ideas to 'improve' XF9 = Bad

LESBIAN FOURWAY REFERENCE!!! I was there! Awesome, Thoth.

All of the fights I have seen at my schools have been to guys fighting like complete morons. To be honest, when I was in Junior High, I had the best fight of my class. In the middle of class, during my sixth grade year, I got into a fight. It was some kid who decided that the big, fat, smart kid with glasses wouldn't do anything. So, he kept pushing me, and pushing me over and over again over an extended period of time. One day, I insulted him in revenge for something he said and he gave me a punch to the ribs. Years of anger came out of me in less than two seconds. I had tunnel vision. The anger just boiled inside of me. I remember a few things from the fight. I threw two punches that put him into a nearby bookshelf. I had him in a headlock and was throwing knees at him for some odd reason. Then, according to accounts years after, I was throttling him up against a nearby door (we were in the back of the room), and his feet were actually dangling from the floor. I was also cussing like Ralphie from "A Christmas Story". The substitute teacher (hah) was screaming as the fight went on. I think it took her five seconds at the most to get to the back of the room. Really, the fight may have only lasted ten seconds. It was funny. I heard her yells in the back of my head, but I didn't relent. Looking back, I've been able to look through the haze somewhat. Whether it is my memory showing up, or just a made up memory, I do not know. As soon as I felt her hands trying to pry my arms off of this kid's neck, I backed off. In an adrenaline daze, I made my way to the Dean's office. I was suspended for one day, and that was Friday. So, I got a three day weekend out of finally standing up for myself. No one said shit to me again in Junior High. Although, I did feel bad that every time I saw the kid in the hallways, he tried to get as far away as possible. I wish that we could've been friends over time. On a side note, I have never gotten violent with someone since then. I really don't want to lose control of myself again.

You are not very hairy, Matt. When you have to work to dry out chest hair after a shower, then you are hairy. ...And Chicagoans are about the mustard.

Rickey Henderson without sticking around long enough to lose his welcome. Sweet.

Evo...can I get a comparison between Dehn and Ricky Henderson?

But my guy had over 1000 SB and less than 400 dingers. Meh..

I miss The Office. This is the second straight week I am without it.

My guy was only 51 hits away from 3000...I have no idea who my guy was similar to....Tim Raines?

I'm not an alcoholic. I don't go to meetings.