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a caption that reads "2 WEEKS AGO ON OAOAST INTENSEZONE. Footage of The Lightning Crew beating on C.W. McLooza is shown. Cut to Cuban Wall and PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member wheeling in The Mad Cappa Mannequin. Cut to the Lightning Crew beating on the mannequin. Cut to Puerto Rican Lightning giving The Mad Cappa Mannequin the P.R. Nightmare. Cut to Puerto Rican Lightning trash talking to the mannequin. Cut to The Lightning Crew posing and The Mad Cappa Mannequin lying on the mat.:: JR (narrating): 2 weeks ago on IntenseZone, The Lightning Crew, fresh off their brutal beatdown of The Mad Cappa at Zero Hour: Night of the X, fooled all of us by wheeling out a mannequin of The Mad Cappa to the ring and beating it as a sign of disrespect to The Mad Cappa. It was a completly unneccesary, disrespectful, and heartless attack. We have not see Mad Cappa since then, but I'm sure that the question on everybody's mind is: Where is the real Mad Cappa? :: Cut to... :: ::A trumpet blares. The planet Earth is shown. The camera zooms in on the United States. The camera zooms in on Detroit, Michigan. The camera does a bird’s-eye view of the CGI Detroit before zooming in on the Pontiac Silverdome. The camera zooms into the inside of the domed stadium. “Fight” plays as spotlights circle the Silverdome. A close-up is shown of the CGI ring. Finally, there is a shot at the top of the CGI Silverdome. Fireworks explode from the ring, and spotlights shine on the OaOasT AngleMania III logo. The OaOasT AngleMania III logo stands in the center of the ring as spotlights shine on it. A small ticker is placed underneath the logo. All together it saids “OAOAST ANGLEMANIA III 12 DAYS AWAY.” Fireworks explode again as “Fight” stops playing.:: ::The screen turns into shades of red, blue, and orange. The Lightning Crew logo appears on the bottom of the screen with Lightning Crew.com underneath. In scratchy white letters read these words, narrated by a man with a scratchy high whisper: “THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY THE LIGHTNING CREW”:: ::The screen is still in shades of red, blue, and orange. A Mad Cappa action figure is shown in a toy ring. A hand moves the action figure around as PRL’s voice is heard. Ominous music plays.:: Puerto Rican Lightning: I’m Mad Cappa. I can dance. I am Mad Cappa. I can jump really high. I’m Mad Cappa. I have no wrestling talent, but I can dance so the fans like me. ::The camera cuts to clips of The Mad Cappa in the ring. Cappa is shown smiling and dancing as the clips go faster and faster.:: PRL: I’m Mad Cappa. I don’t know when to keep my mouth shut. I’m Mad Cappa. I like to BOTHER BETTER WRESTLERS. I’m Mad Cappa. I JUST DON’T KNOW WHEN TO GIVE UP! I’M MAD CAPPA! I AM AN ANNOYING LITTLE PRICK WHO BUGS OTHER WRESTLERS!!! ::The clips and music become faster. Suddenly, an explosion is heard. The camera cuts to clips of The Mad Cappa getting beaten on at OaOasT Zero Hour: Night of the X. Cut to Mr. Boricua chokeslamming Mad Cappa through a table. “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Boyds begins playing. Clips of The Mad Cappa getting beaten on at Zero Hour are shown. The camera then cuts to the toy ring. The Mad Cappa action figure gets beaten on by the Puerto Rican Lightning action figure. The PRL action figure stands on top of The Mad Cappa action figure. PRL’s voice is heard.:: Puerto Rican Lightning: I’m Puerto Rican Lightning. I am the greatest wrestler who ever lived. I’m Puerto Rican Lightning. I am the greatest Puerto Rican Champion ever. I’m Puerto Rican Lightning. I take care of jabronies and losers who can’t dance. I’m Puerto Rican Lightning. I CAN beat The Mad CRAPPA! ::More clips of The Mad Cappa getting beat on at Zero Hour is shown. A close-up of The Mad Cappa bloodied is shown.:: PRL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!! ::More clips of the beatdown is shown from different angles as “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Boyds continues playing.:: PRL: I’m Puerto Rican Lightning. I lead The Lightning Crew. I lead the group that DESTROYED The Mad CRAPPA! I’M PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING! THE MAN! I AM UNSTOPPABLE! I AM PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING! I CAN DO ANYTHING!!! ::PRL has his action figure pin The Mad Cappa action figure. The camera then cuts to PRL holding a hammer. The Lightning Crew logo is shown in the background spinning around in gray. PRL uses the hammer to smash The Mad Cappa action figure to pieces.:: Puerto Rican Lightning: DIE, CAPPA, DIE!!! DIE, CAPPA, DIE!!! DIE, CAPPA, DIE!!! Slow motion: DIE, CAPPA, DIE!!! ::The camera shows PRL slowly breaking The Mad Cappa action figure, intersperse with clips of the beatdown Mad Cappa took at Zero Hour: Night of the X.:: PRL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! ::PRL throws the pieces left of the Cappa figure to the camera. He raises Tha Puerto Rican action figure to the camera. The camera pans out to reveal Puerto Rican Lightning wearing a gold chain, a pierced left ear, a black baseball cap backwards, a white Lightning Crew t-shirt, a $500 Rolex watch, and gray sweatpants. He sneers into the camera.:: Puerto Rican Lightning: Just a little preview of what to expect at AngleMania III. ::More clips of The Mad Cappa getting beat on is shown. The clips end with The Mad Cappas bloodied face. PRL sneers at the camera. “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Boyds stops playing. PRL throws the action figure to the camera.:: PRL: Lightning Crew word life 4-life! ::The same screen shown at the beginning of the video appears again. The Lightning Crew logo appears at the bottom of the screen along with LightningCrew.Com on the bottom. In scratchy white letters, read these words, narrated by the same man with the high, scratchy whisper voice: “THE PRECEEDING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY THE LIGHTNING CREW.”::

The show opens with J.R. and the Chairman of the OAOAST Board of Directors, "Cowboy" Bill Watts, standing in the ring. J.R. Hello again, everybody. I'm your host good 'ol J.R., here with the Chairman of the board "Cowboy" Bill Watts. Bill, I know you've requested this time after what we saw last week. Watts is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. WATTS Thank you, Jim. First off, I'd like to thank the fans at home for inviting us into their homes. The last few weeks have been challenging for the OAOAST, especially for the board of directors. We've had a few guys try to upstage all the hard working people involved in this great organization -- and it is a great organization no matter what a couple of critics say. I'm very hands off concerning business affairs, but it comes at a price -- doing so gives people the impression they're running the show. Let it be known I am in charge. Thanks to Anglesault, we nearly got thrown off the air due to his actions in the street fight -- unsanction I might add; and T-Bod's threaten to sue the OAOAST for an unsafe working environment. AS has been fined $10,000 for almost tearing T-Bod's eye out, the largest fine in professional wrestling history. T-Bod isn't gettin' away easy either. He was supposed wrestle Stephen Joseph last week but did his own thing instead... T-Bod's fined $2,000, and he will face Stephen Joseph tonight in a nontitle match, right here on IZ. Crowd pops. WATTS Well, lemme tell ya somethin', Jim: I grew up in the south, and in the south, when two guys hate with each other, they don't cry or make excuses. You grew up in the south as well J.R., do you know what they do? J.R. nods. WATTS They hook 'em up! So I'm here to announce, Sunday night, March 28, T-Bod and Anglesault will hook 'em up... inside a STEEL CAGE! Crowd ROARS in approval. WATTS (CONT'D) This isn't your sissy cage match either -- you cannot escape through some door. Hell, there isn't even gonna be a door. You can only win the old-fashion way -- pinfall or submission. I hope everybody can join us for AngleMania III. Thank you very much. Bill exits the ring. J.R. Wow! You heard it here, folks. At AngleMania III, we'll see T-Bod vs. Anglesault inside a steel cage. And T-Bod will face Stephen Joseph in a nontitle match later tonight. What a night we're in for. We'll be back after this. COMMERCIALS

I think Derby and Forest will both stay up. If DJ can quickly get back to fitness and form for the last 10 games he should make the difference for us. Predictions for Derby-Forest? I'm going for a scrappy 0-0 with everyone trying too hard and bringing the match down to a battle.

Do Diamond and Swinger have TNA contracts? If not, WWE should sign them up and have Haas and Benjamin go into singles. Perhaps they could steal Abyss too. Although Taker would squash him pretty quick.

Ok, no problem. Wow, smallest show ever! Never mind, Tony's stuff was great.

BACK FROM BREAK - "MAIN EVENT" "Dream On" is playing, has been since break. Tony "The Body" aka T-Bod is standing alone in the ring, no referee, just his bodyguards positioned ringside like lumberjacks. J.R. Welcome back, fans. Since we went to break, Anglesault has appeared on stage. He's been eyeing T-Bod from the entranceway, looking at his surroundings. As you can see, common sense says this is a trap. But AS is known to have more guts than brains, so we'll see. AS pretends he's headed backstage... then charges towards the ring. T-Bod's eyes get wide, he's shocked and excited at the same time. Through his facemask he arrogantly smirks. He knows he's protected, how can AS hurt him? AS enters the ring through the bottom rope, T-Bod immediately stomps him with the cleets he's wearing. Repeated kicks to the head opens up a small cut on 'Sault's forehead. T-Bod quickly takes advantage of this by pounding AS with his fists -- tape fists -- opening that wound even wider. Taunting the crowd T-Bod rips Anglesault's NYY jersey, wiping his bloody face with it, then stuffs it insultingly into Anglesault's mouth. J.R. Disgusting, just disgusting. It is as it's advertised -- a street fight. There ain't no referee here, folks, just two guys fighting. You do have to be concerned with T-Bod's own securtiy force -- bodyguards, hitmen, whatever you wanna call 'em -- gettin' involved in this. T-Bod sends AS into the ropes... OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE! He signals one of his bodyguards to enter the ring. Tony with the cover. 1... 2... 3! T-Bod jumps around celebrating his "victory". J.R. That doesn't count. Somebody come out here and put a stop to this. Come on! I know Anglesault is seen backstage as a traitor who deserted IZ, but c'mon now. Tony shoves AS into a corner -- WHAP! Knife-edge chop. Again. And again. T-Bod floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee, acting like he's Muhammed Ail, connecting with a number of punches -- jabs, upper-cuts, kidney punches, and yes... even hitting below the belt. T-Bod turns AS around, he points 'Sault's head towards the camera then bites him, nawning away like a savage animal. The self-proclaimed real Mr. OAOAST mockingly tells Anglesault, "Say hello to mama, big boy!" while spitting out blood. Tony casually tosses the former two-time OAOAST champion over the ropes. His bodyguards remove their belts and begin WHIPPING Anglesault like a government mule. He fights back... punching and kicking his way through the group but there's just too many. Almost instantly, welts appear on 'Sault's back. His head gets rammed into the steel post while a couple of guards buckle their belts together, forming a leather chain. T-Bod places the belt around 'Sault's neck; a bodyguard holds the belt for T-Bod until he gets back into the ring. He pushes his weight back... AS is HUNG OVER THE TOP ROPE! J.R. Somebody put a stop to this now, damnit! Anglesault isn't an animal. He's being hung for show like a rabbit or cat is at as Chinese restaurant. T-Bod's original opponent, Stephen Joseph runs out with a 2x4... TWHACK! The crowd ROARS as he whacks T-Bod across the back, forcing him to let go. Stephen taunts the bodyguards who proceed to chase him backstage, leaving AS & T-Bod all alone. But both men are down. An "Anglesault!" chant breaks out. J.R. Stephen Joseph may be the only man here who's willing to help out Anglesault. This isn't the first time him and T-Bod have crossed paths. Both joined the OAOAST only a few weeks apart of its debut in the Spring of 2002; a falling out lead to them facing each other at Bloody, Battered & Beaten in December of that year. They sorted out their differences and joined forces with team OAOAST to combat a hostile takeover attempt by, ironically enough, Anglesault and the aWo. They had another falling out last year (not surprising to some) which lead to a showdown during TBS at Zero Hour, where Stephen once again helped AS. They were supposed to meet tonight, but we know what happened. Anglesault's neck rests on the ring apron, a whoozy T-Bod grabs the belt still wrapped around Anglesault's neck. 'Sault turns around -- throws a CUP OF BEER at T-Bod, blinding him for the moment. He quickly removes the belt and enters the ring. T-Bod leaps towards AS ala Vader but AS moves, sending T-Bod bouncing off the ropes. AS flicks the belt at the facemask, it catches on, much like a Cowboy uses a lasso on a cow, allowing AS to pull T-Bod towards him. THUMB IN THE EYE. J.R. The son of a bitch should've worn a visor. AS grabs the helmet and pulls on it till it pops off. 'Sault looks at the famous blue star, shines it with his hand and BASHES it over T-Bod's head. AS whips T-Bod into the corner. AS gets down on one knee, acting like a quaterback, complete with play-calling. "I-8-U on 1. On 1. Break." Anglesault claps his hands on "Break." Now in the center of the ring, "Down. Set. Hut!" Using the helmet as a football AS steps back. He's looking for an open receiver. He keeps looking until he spots T-Bod wide open in the corner. He throws the hemlet... hits T-Bod right in the face, he goes down to the canvas. AS jumps up and down, pissed off. T-Bod was wide open and he dropped the "ball". "Shit! Shit! Shit! And you were wide opening, too." qulps AS. Anglesault hammers away on T-Bod. With ease he lifts him up... ANGLESLAM! 'Sault gets up and celebrates the move ala Kurt Angle. Then he notices a trickle of blood on the canvas. He touches his head, sees blood on his hands -- not just any blood, his own. Anglesault stares at his bloody hands until his face begins to tremble... He lets out a SCREAM like never before. Filled with rage AS removes one of the cleets and drives into T-Bod's forehead. Within seconds blood is flowing down T-Bod's face like a river -- a river of blood! J.R. (stunned) My God! This is brutal. I've never seen An--glesault... like this... Till next w... MMIV OAOAST Enterainment All Rights Reversed.

"Simply Ravishing" Wearing a Dallas Cowboys uniform -- complete with shoulderpads and helmet -- a visibility upset T-Bod powerwalks to the ring, bodyguards in-tow J.R. T-Bod is padded like a cocoon. AS would be crazy to come out here with broken ribs, surround by T-Bod's personal security force. Just as T-Bod picks up the micophone, the crowd begins singing the Oscar Myer jiggle... "If I were an Oscar Myer weiner..." Tony stares at the crowd for a moment. T-BOD I'm just a bit pissed off! For those of you who've been watching TNT, let me refresh your memory... or should I say broswer? Last week, out of the goodness of my heart I organized a worldwide birthday party for Anglesault. I had adult entertainment, a beautifully done "True Hollywood Story," the whole works. Every minute was planned for good-clean-fun. But for some reason one man took offense to that. I thought he would love it. Much like the beating he's going to enjoy at AngleMania III. Crowd chanting: "Anglesault! Anglesault! Anglesault!" T-BOD (CONT'D) I got news for ya, he doesn't give a shit about your cheers morons. Where was I... or yes. What does that egomanic do? He drives the WeinerF'Nmobile to the ring and wrecks my party. He embarrssed me in front of my people. Despite nearly breaking my nose when the ring collasped -- costing my friend Dan Black $10,000 for repairs -- he Angleslammed me on the stripper cage, then he... he threw packs of weiners at me. The crowd laughs. Chants: "You suck!" T-BOD I'm pissed off! And you won't like me when I'm pissed off. While Anglesault was at home watchin' 'The Sopranos' season premiere, gulping down his Rice Krispies Treats; I was at my mansion listening to my favorite soprano -- the lastest Charlotte Church CD -- coming up with a war plan. I tried to be a good guy, but damnit, I am the Goddamn company. Everybody here has been jealous of me from the day I gave this place direction. I did the one thing nobody else knew how. I've seen guys come and go but one thing has stayed the same... me! No matter how hard those sons of bitches backstage throwing their little idle threats try to remove me from the company I BUILT -- fuck yes, I said it, the company I BUILT, nofuckingbody else -- I'm still here motherfu...! Remove this! (T-Bod throws the middle finger at the camera) Anglesault! Anglesault! I know you're backstage, haul your ass to the ring, bitch! Don't be afraid... J.R. What? Are you kiddin' me? Anglesault vs. T-Bod in a New York/Texas street fight, live tonight on IZ? Can it be? Will it be? Find out next. Same OAOAST thread. Same OAOAST folder! ANGLEMANIA III March 28 2004 Where it all... is posted again!

PRL

As we return, Dan Black lies on a psychiatrist style couch in his office. On a chair next to him sits an attractive young woman, with a note pad in hand. BLACK Dr. Jones, I understand the boards concern after my little outburst last week, but really, a full pyschological examination? It's not needed. DR. JONES Mr. Black... BLACK (sitting up, with a grin) Please, call me Dan. DR. JONES Very well...Dan...you took a shard of broken glass to your own face. You were barely coherent. The board has a right to be worried about your capabilities of leading IntenseZone into Anglemania. BLACK (frowning and lying down again) The board...the board...can go screw themselves. Do any of them know what it was like inside that freezer? The cold, the sharp edges, the blood everywhere and a goddamn SLEDGEHAMMER in my head? Do they? Do you? You want to try? DR. JONES Please, Dan, I'm not here to- BLACK What are you here to do? I've never heard of a psychiatrist that specialises in pro-wrestling. What are you, some kind of ring rat? You get off on getting into the heads of athletes like me? Jones makes copious notes. BLACK Hey! What the hell are you writing? Jones ignores him and continues. BLACK I said- Dan grabs the notepad. BLACK (reading) "Delusional, misguided sense of own power and importance. Egotistical, aggressive towards women. Unstable character further weakened by experience of "Arctic Freezer" match. Recommend intensive therapy." Dan stands and looks at Dr. Jones, then rips the paper in half. BLACK You dare come here and write this about me? Do you know anything about the OAOAST? About me? DR. JONES Well, I havn't- BLACK Exactly. If you had, you'd know my struggle. IntenseZone is falling away from me, you understand that? Something drastic has to be done. Stephen Joseph is a symbol of everything I have to achieve. We've been nose to nose, eyeball to eyeball for so long, all the things I dislike about him are merging into one big wall of hate. At Anglemania, I break through that wall. I break through Stephen. I win, I get my salvation. The glass will shatter. The Black Ages will begin afresh. Dan stalks out, leaving Dr. Jones looking shocked and confused. JR MAH GAWD! We all knew Dan was desperate to beat Stephen, but its become an obsession! Dan believes if he can win at Anglemania, he can save himself- its just weeks away folks!

PRL

We open with a black and white MONTAGE; no music, just ANGLESAULT and a wrestling ring in an empty arena. 1) Wearing a Walkman radio, AS runs laps around the ring. 2) AS doing squats, pushups, sit-ups, chin-ups. 3) 'Sault running the ropes, taking bumps. 4) Shadow boxing; Sparing with a jobber 5) Preforming the Screams of No Reply and AngleSlam from various positions, as well as attempting counters to the Out of Body Experience spinebuster Anglesault looks directly into the camera and mouths "19 days." OAOAST ANGLEMANIA III March 28, 2004 CUT TO: HALLWAY - BACKSTAGE Surround by 6 bodyguards, T-Bod marches backstage, heading to Dan Black's office. DAN'S OFFICE T-Bod motions to one of his bodyguards, who then KICKS DOWN the door. Dan is talking on a speaker phone, he pauses. DAN (to speaker phone) Hold on a minute. (sarcastically: to T-Bod) Come in. T-BOD (quipping) I hope I'm not interupting anything. DAN Not at all. I was just ordering some take out... or in you case, drive-in. T-BOD Fish and chips? DAN (chuckles) Just because I live in England doesn't mean that's all I eat. So please do not stereotype. What can I do for you? T-BOD You saw what happened last week. DAN Yes, fantasic ratings. I should of put it on last. T-BOD Screw your damn ratings! Nobody gave Anglesault permission to interupt my birthday party for him. He made me look bad in front of the entire world. I'm tired of putting up with his crap; he thinks he's the shit and can do whatever the hell he wants. Well, Danny, I want Anglesault tonight. DAN Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute tiger. I can't do that. The OAOAST has too many things going down right now. I have problems, you have problems, we all have problems. I can give you interview time though. T-BOD Interview time? We have enough talkin' already. Gimme the match tonight! DAN You're quite right. I can't believe I didn't think of it: Problems equal ratings, ratings equal problems. You got your match... against Stephen Joseph. T-BOD What the hell? I don't give a shit about him. I want AS. DAN Everybody wants AS. The "Today" show, GMA, CNN, Fox News, Ellen; I have ESPN calling and e-mailing me every 5 minutes, asking for him to appear on "Cold Pizza". Have you seen that show? God, it sucks. T-BOD Dan, buddy... we're not liked by the fans, man -- we gotta stick together, you know. DAN True. But I to put a great product out there. You don't know the pressure I'm under. G'day. T-Bod points at his bodyguard... T-BOD Get the bags. The men exit Dan's office. FEMALE VOICE (over speaker phone) What will it be Mr. Black? DAN I forgot I had you on the line. Fish and chips, thank you. RATM's Guerilla Radio hits out, pyro burns, men shout, women scream- Jim Ross waddles down to ringside and we're on the air!

Yeesh, another Brock-Taker feud? Because the first two were so great? Brock has every right to complain. Dont forget, he did a great, professional job putting Eddie over.

London-Spanky from Road to the Title is a great little match. If you like Scrambles, the Wrath of the Racket version is probably the best I've seen so far. And on Joe-Ki, shoot style or not, they were just trying to get both men over as bad-asses. And it worked.

Awesomeness all round. Congrats SS, whether V showed or not that was a hell of a match. First show I've read in a while, makes me want to return...

Adam, I can understand your frustrations and your position. As someone who's been here a long time, I can say that instances like this are rare, despite what some might have you think. This will blow over soon enough. I hope no one else quits over this.

I dont think 14 classes as paedophilia. Thats a teenager, not a child. Doesnt make it right, RF is still a sleazy idiot, just saying.

It is real, it was an 80s show.

Ok, time to get back to business. Not long till AM, lets keep it rolling. What do we have?

I hope so. A couple more wins and I'll stop sweating. Hey, arent Derby playing tonight?

Originally there were complaints when the OAOAST became more organised and less random. However, this happened only months into the OAOAST's existence, and its been the way it is now for well over a year. I hope we dont have to rake up any more old problems going into what should be our biggest and best show yet.

How scrappy was Taylor's goal? But my god, he's scored 2 in 2!

All this takes is an apology from SS/AP to end it. They went over the line. It wasnt even funny, I'm sorry to say. Maybe I'm getting old or something.

London-Noble sounds worth seeing. Shame about the rest. Smackdown is going to desperately need new guys post WM.

CREDITS FrigidSoul Dan Eskimo PRL Tony Anglesault!

JR: Welcome back fans, and it is main event time on IntenseZone. It has been an incredible night on this show, as we experience the fallout from Zero Hour: Night of the X, and begin the countdown to our next pay-per-view, the biggest pay-per-view of them all, AngleMania III. Sunday, March 28th, live from the Pontiac Silverdome in Detroit, Michigan. If you can’t see it at the Silverdome, then you can order this once-in-a-lifetime five-hour event live on pay-per-view. The Silverdome has been sold out for months in advance, and we already have some matches already made for AngleMania. We will have the first ever House of Mirrors Match between Stephen Joseph and Dan Black. AngleSault will take on T-Bod, the man formerly known as Tony “The Body”. And in the IntenseZone main event, the Puerto Rican Championship will be defended in a one-on-one contest. The Champion, Puerto Rican Lightning will take on The Mad Cappa and if Cappa loses, then he must retire from wrestling forever. But the question now is whether or not that match will even take place. Last Sunday at Zero Hour, The Mad Cappa and PRL signed the contract for their historic matchup, but afterwards, The Lightning Crew did a brutal beatdown on Mad Cappa, hitting him with their finishing moves, hitting him with a stun taser, and branding him with spray-paint leaving him a bloodied mess. ::The OaOasT logo flashes by on the screen. The IntenseZone logo flashes by on the screen. Cut to OaOasT Zero Hour: Night of the X last Sunday. A caption reads “ZERO HOUR: NIGHT OF THE X. COMING SOON TO OAOAST HOME VIDEO!” Cut to after Mad Cappa and PRL sign the contract for their AngleMania III match.:: PRL (with a sadistic smile.): Maybe, just maybe, I don’t know. I…I just—just get a feeling. An inkling. Call it a sixth sense if you will. A feeling in my gut, my stomach, that just, I get a feeling that (PRL’s smile fades into a cold, sadistic frown): You’re not going to make it to AngleMania! JR: OH MY GAWD~! ::Colombian Heat clotheslines the back of The Mad Cappa. The crowd boos loudly as PRL and Colombian Heat beat down on Mad Cappa with kicks.:: “Mean” Gene Okuerland: OH MY! That’s it! I’m getting out of here! Donald Trump: Whoa! Security! Security! Get out here! JR: Mad Cappa was pearl harbored from behind by Colombian Heat and now is being beat on by these two. ::”Mean” Gene Okuerland and Donald Trump exit the ring as PRL and Colombian Heat beat on Cappa. The two Lightning Crew members pick up Cappa as the crowd chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” Suddenly, the crowd becomes hyper as The Mad Cappa starts to fight back. He nails Lightning and Heat with lefts and rights.:: JR: And now Cappa is fightning back! ::Cappa knocks heads with PRL and Heat, not noticing the crowd’s boos as Vitamin X runs into the ring with the stun taser. Cappa beats on Puerto Rican Lightning, when suddenly, Vitamin X runs to Cappa and puts the stun taser on his back. TMC screams and crumbles to the mat.:: JR: AND THAT DAMN TASER! THAT DAMN TASER HAS JUST BEEN USED ONCE AGAIN ON THE MAD CAPPA! Jesse: I think we are getting the AngleMania III match early! And with the same result! JR: The Mad Cappa is recovering from that taser shot, but this has given The LC the advantage. ::The crowd boos The Lightning Crew loudly and throw garbage into the ring as PRL, Colombian Heat, and Vitamin X lay into Mad Cappa with boots. Cappa screams and holds his back as PRL puts his boot to Cappa’s throat, making him gasp for air. Cuban Wall, PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member, Thomas Rodriguez, and Spanish Fly run into the ring and join in on the beatdown. Mr. Boricua and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez follow with Boricua joining the beatdown. The crowd continues booing loudly as The Mad Cappa gets beatdown by The Lightning Crew 8-to-1. Donald Trump meanwhile is calling for security.:: JR: The numbers game has affected The Mad Cappa and now he is getting beaten up by The Lightning Crew! Jesse: Finally! Everytime The Lightning Crew has tried to beat Mad Cappa, he has always gotten the advantage. Well now it is time for The Lightning Crew to get THEIR payback! HA! HA! HA! JR: WILL SOMEBODY COME OUT HERE AND STOP THIS? ::The Lightning Crew all stand back and taunt The Mad Cappa, who is breathing heavily and crawling around the ring. PRL kicks Cappa in the gut and then spits in his face. Security runs into the ring, but are held off by The Lightning Crew. Meanwhile, Colombian Heat grabs the suitcase that is still on the table and waits for The Mad Cappa to get up. The LC laugh and then when Cappa gets up, Colombian Heat smashes the suitcase across the back of Cappa’s head opening up the back of his head. The crowd boos very loudly and continues throwing garbage in the ring as blood oozes out from the back of Cappa’s head. He struggles to get up, shaky from the taser shot, but The Lightning Crew continues beating on Mad Cappa. Security tries to run into the ring, but are beaten by The LC. The crowd chants “MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA!” but Cappa is still on the mat.:: JR: THE LIGHTNING CREW. FIGHTNING OFF SECURITY! THEY ARE BEATING THE HELL OUT OF THE MAD CAPPA! Jesse: Just like on May 27, 2003. The night The Mad Cappa got his larynx crushed by Puerto Rican Lightning! This is great! Once again, The Lightning Crew is beating up The Mad Cappa for injecting himself into The Lightning Crew’s business! This is wonderful! I love this! JR: THE DAMN LIGHTNING CREW IS LAYING INTO THE MAD CAPPA! CAPPA IS BLEEDING FROM THE BACK! CAPPA IS BUSTED OPEN! I DON’T BELIEVE THIS! AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY AREN’T DONE YET!!! ::PRL and Vitamin X grab the chairs from the table and wait for him to get up. PRL smashes a chair over Mad Cappa’s head. The crowd groans and then boos. TMC gets down on his knees, and is met by another chair shot from Vitamin X to more boos. Cappa falls to the mat, unconscious, and bleeding from his forehead. PRL and X pose with the chairs and are met with loud boos. PRL spits at the crowd and sneers, he laughs evilly and then tells Mr. Boricua to pick up The Mad Cappa. The crowd chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” Boricua picks up Cappa and clutches his right hand over Cappa’s throat. The crowd boos loudly.:: JR: Oh no! Don’t tell me! He’s not going to do this! No! Not like this! Oh Gawd! No! ::Mr. Boricua lifts up Mad Cappa and chokeslams him through the table to loud boos. TMC lies in the wreckage of the table, bleeding profusely, unconscious. The Lightning Crew taunts Mad Cappa and laugh evilly. They high five each other.:: JR: THE MAD CAPPA IS LYING ON THE MAT, BLEEDING PROFUSELY! HE MUST BE IN SERIOUS PAIN! HE IS BLEEDING! HE HAS JUST BEEN SENT THROUGH A TABLE! THIS IS JUST HORRIBLE! Jesse: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS GREAT! THE MAD CAPPA HAS JUST BEEN ANILIHATED BY THE LIGHTNING CREW! I LOVE THIS! PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING HAS JUST SOFTENED UP THE MAD CAPPA FOR ANGLEMANIA! JR: WILL THE MAD CAPPA EVEN BE READY TO COMPETE FOR ANGLEMANIA IS WHAT I’M WONDERING! Jesse: IF HE IS NOT ABLE TO COMPETE, EVEN BETTER! JR: IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ISN’T OVER! NOW COME ON! THIS IS NOT RIGHT! NOT RIGHT AT ALL! COME ON! HE’S HAD ENOUGH! HE’S HAD ENOUGH! ::The crowd continues booing loudly and chanting “MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA!” PRL tells the crowd to “SHUT UP!” and then picks Cappa up and gives him the P.R. Nightmare.:: JR: P.R. NIGHTMARE ON THE MAD CAPPA! ::The crowd throws garbage into the ring, as Colombian Heat heads to the top rope. Heat leaps off with Straight From Da Street, which connects, on Cappa. Heat then grabs Mad Cappa and kicks him in the gut. He gets behind him and grabs his arms, lifting him up and flipping him in the air. He spins around and brings him down with the Colombian Necktie.:: JR: BAWD GAWD~! THE COLOMBIAN NECKTIE HAS BEEN HIT BY COLOMBIAN HEAT! I DON’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING! Jesse: I have no problem with what I’m seeing. ::Colombian Heat laughs evilly and poses. He throws gangsta signs and then grabs his testicles and sneers. He spits at the crowd as Spanish Fly picks up the bleeding Mad Cappa and places him on the top rope. The crowd boos and chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” Garbage continues getting thrown in the ring as Spanish Fly gets in front of Cappa, grabs his arms, and leaps off the top rope with Cappa behind him, causing Cappa’s head to hit the mat. The Fly Swatter. The Lightning Crew cheer him on and slap hands with Spanish Fly, as Fly sneers at Mad Cappa, who is lying face down on the mat. Blood has covered the back of his head and has gone down the back of his shirt. The crowd continues booing as Vitamin X begs PRL for a chance to beat Cappa. PRL allows Vitamin X to pick up Mad Cappa. X kicks Cappa in the gut, heads to the ropes, jumps off the ropes, and hits Mad Cappa with a springboard DDT, X-Marks-The-Spot. X then heads to the top rope…and comes down with a flying elbow drop. X curses Mad Cappa out and spits in his face. PRL laughs evilly as X applies the Lethal Injection screaming. Cappa is knocked out and does not tap out.:: Jesse: AND THAT’S WHAT HE GETS FOR BEATING THE MAD CAPPA AND GIVING HIM A TASER SHOT! JR: This is just a brutal beatdown! A brutal beatdown! I have never seen something so horrific in my life! This is just terrible. Cappa’s blood has stained the mat. He is unconscious. Jesse: This is all done just to soften Cappa up for their match at AngleMania III. JR: Is this match even going to happen? ::Mr. Boricua picks up the dizzy, dazed, and bleeding Mad Cappa and powerbombs Cappa. Cuban Wall picks up Cappa and slaps his face. Cappa wakes up, his face covered in red. His shirt stained in blood. He is bleeding front and back, and Cuban Wall trash talks him and spits in his face. He lifts Mad Cappa up and places him over his right shoulder. Wall yells out and drops Mad Cappa down with a backbreaker completing the Wallbreaker. PRL laughs evilly as Mr. Boricua lifts up Cappa for the Lightning Crew Bomb. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez then picks up Cappa and gives him the Lindsay-Curanna. She then picks him up again and gives him the Latin Bitch Jam (Bulldog). Puerto Rican Lightning orders PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member to pick up The Mad Cappa. PROTOTYPE yells and does so.:: JR: This is just so brutal. I cannot believe what I’m seeing. I—I—have no words for this. I’m speechless. Utterly, utterly speechless. I—I—I can’t believe this. I CAN’T SPEAK THROUGH THIS! Jesse: You do that. I’m going to sit back and relax and watch The Mad Cappa get his ass kick. ::PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member picks up the dazed, confused, bleeding Mad Cappa and places him in front of him. He lifts him up in a pump handle slam position. He then puts him up for a Powerbomb, and brings him down with a sitdown Powerbomb for the PROTO-PLEX. PRL applauds him and then orders him to continue. PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member yells, snorts, and growls and then picks up Mad Cappa once again and places The Mad Cappa back first over his shoulders. The crowd boos loudly and chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” PROTOTYPE walks around the ring with Mad Cappa on his shoulders and then does the PERFECT Finishing Move on Mad Cappa causing Cappa’s face to once again hit the mat. The Mad Cappa lies on the mat, covered in blood from head to toe. His face, his shirt is blood stained. The Lightning Crew surround The Mad Cappa and laugh evilly. They spit in his face as garbage is thrown into the ring. PRL, Colombian Heat, and Vitamin X hold The Mad Cappa in place and talk to Cuban Wall. They all laugh evilly and taunt The Mad Cappa as Cuban Wall heads to the ropes, leaps over Cappa, bounces off the other ropes and splashes The Mad Cappa completing The Lightning Crew Splash. The crowd groans and then boos as Mad Cappa screams. Wall laughs as PRL picks up Cappa and gives him another P.R. Nightmare. PRL, X, and Heat pick up Cappa and hold him up for Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. The crowd continues booing the loudest they booed for PRL. Lindsay smiles evilly and kisses Mad Cappa, then slaps him in the face. The crowd chants “SLUT! SLUT! SLUT! SLUT!” as Thomas Rodriguez beats on Cappa. PRL picks up Mad Cappa and flips the crowd off. He jaws with the fans and then kicks The Mad Cappa in the gut and delivers a P.R. Nightmare on The Mad Cappa.:: JR: I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SEEN! THAT WAS JUST BRUTAL! THAT WAS HORRIBLE! WHAT A PAINFUL EVENT WE JUST SAW! THE LIGHTNING CREW HAS BEATEN THE HOLY HELL OUT OF THE MAD CAPPA ONCE AGAIN, AND INFACT THIS BEATING WAS MORE VIOLENT THAN THE PREVIOUS ONE! Jesse: THE LIGHTNING CREW HAS PAID BACK THE MAD CRAPPA FOR ALL THOSE TIMES PRL HAS BEATEN THEM! THAT WAS FOR THE LIGHTNING CREW GAUNTLET! THAT WAS FOR ALL OF THAT! PLUS MORE! THE LIGHTNING CREW HAS JUST LAID THAT CRAPPA TO WASTE! WHAT A GREAT MOMENT IN LIGHTNING CREW HISTORY! IN OAOAST HISTORY!!! ::Puerto Rican Lightning poses and then gives the crowd the “UP YOURS!” sign. He sneers and then spits at The Mad Cappa. He slaps him in the face and rubs his blood across his chest. PRL picks up Cappa again and takes blood from his face and paints it on his face. He slaps him again and grabs the Puerto Rican Championship belt and raises it for the crowd to see. The crowd boos loudly and chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” PRL ignores the chants and laughs evilly. He trash talks the fans and then rips The Mad Cappa’s shirt off. He places it over his right shoulder and then tells Colombian Heat to go underneath the ring. Colombian Heat obliges as garbage continues being thrown into the ring.:: JR: Now what are they doing? Jesse: I haven’t the slightest idea what, but whatever it is, it doesn’t look good for The Mad Cappa. JR: Colombian Heat is now searching underneath the ring for something. He found a toolbox. What would he do with a toolbox? Jesse: I think I know what? Remember the nWo? JR: Oh no. You don’t mean. ::The Lightning Crew all pose and jaw with the fans in the ring with The Mad Cappa lying on the mat in the center. Colombian Heat smiles evilly and enters the ring with the toolbox. He opens it up to reveal two spray-paint cans in it. The crowd boos loudly and chants “P.R. SUCKS!” as Colombian Heat grabs one of the spray-paint cans and shakes it. The crowd boos even louder as Colombian Heat smiles evilly and hands the spray-paint can over to PRL. He laughs as Colombian Heat, Vitamin X, and Thomas Rodriguez hold Cappa in place.:: Jesse: The Lightning Crew are going to brand The Mad Cappa! JR (disgusted): This is making me sick. How dare The Lightning Crew go so low! Jesse: I love this, Jim Ross! ::Tha Puerto Rican spray-paints “LC 4-LIFE” and “PRL” in black on The Mad Cappa’s body.:: Jesse: And now, the icing on the cake! :.R. kicks Cappa in the stomach causing him to roll over. The crowd boos loudly as P.R. puts the spray-paint can away and grabs the other spray-paint can. Tha Puerto Rican shakes the can and spray-paints a yellow line across The Mad Cappa’s back. He then spray-paints “COWARD” on Cappa’s back and “CAPPA SUX” and “LOSER” on Cappa’s back. He spits in Cappa’s face and then poses with the Puerto Rican Championship belt. The crowd boos loudly. PRL sneers at the crowd and jaws with them. The Lightning Crew pose in the ring with The Mad Cappa behind them, face-first on the mat, breathing heavily, unconscious, and bleeding profusely. “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Boyds starts playing in the arena as The Lightning Crew pose in the ring with garbage being thrown in their direction.:: JR: THOSE NO GOOD BASTARDS!!! THEY COULD HAVE JUST CAUSED THE MAD CAPPA HIS CAREER!!! DAMN YOU PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING!!! BAWD GAWD DAMN YOU PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING!!! DAMN YOU P.R.!!! DAMN YOU!!! Jesse: EASY J.R.! EASY!!! THEY JUST SOFTENED THE MAD CAPPA UP FOR THE ANGLEMANIA III MATCH!!! JR: BUT IS THAT MATCH EVEN GOING TO TAKE PLACE? WHAT HAS JUST HAPPENED MAY HAVE JUST JEOPARDIZED THAT MATCH!!! Jesse: Hey! If it gets The Mad Cappa off PRL’s back, then everything’s okay. JR: AW, KISS MY ASS JESS! THA PUERTO RICAN SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HIMSELF FOR WHAT HE HAS DONE! THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH HAS JUST ATTACKED THE MAD CAPPA AND BRUTALLY ATTACKED HIM ONCE AGAIN! I DON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW! THAT WAS GROTUEQSUE! THAT WAS BLOODIED! THAT WAS BRUTAL! I DON’T BELIEVE WHAT I SAW! THAT WAS TERRIBLE! ::The camera cuts to The Mad Cappa lying on the mat. Bloodied and spray-painted. The crowd boos loudly as “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Boyds continues playing. Garbage is thrown in the ring and The Lightning Crew pose in the ring with Puerto Rican Lightning in the center with the Puerto Rican Championship belt. PRL grabs the contract and then grabs the pen and stabs Mad Cappa repeatedly with the pen. He then uses the pen to soak in Cappa’s blood from his head and then signs the contract again with Mad Cappa’s blood. He drops Cappa’s head on the mat and sneers.:: JR: What a sick, sick man! A sick man! Jesse: He maybe a sick man, but he may have just prevented his match against Mad Cappa at AngleMania III. JR: Is Cappa even able to compete? Will he be ready to fight in time for OaOasT AngleMania III?! Jesse: Hopefully not. JR: HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL? THAT DAMN PRL HAS JUST COMMITTED A BRUTAL CRIME! THAT EVIL BASTARD HAS JUST DONE SOMETHING WRETCHED!!! DAMN HIM!!! DAMN YOU PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING!!! DAMN YOUR SOUL TO HELL!!! ::The Lightning Crew poses in the ring with Mad Cappa lying on the mat. Puerto Rican Lightning is in the center of the ring posing with the Puerto Rican Championship belt.:: ::The OaOasT logo flashes by on the screen. The IntenseZone logo flashes by on the screen. Cut back to Jim Ross in the announcer’s table.:: JR: Earlier tonight, PRL held a mock funeral for The Mad Cappa’s career, promising victory at AngleMania. Rumors have it that The Mad Cappa was injured following the chokeslam through the table, and has suffered a vast loss of blood. PRL stabbing Cappa’s forehead with a pen did not help matters, concerning Mad Cappa. Cappa has yet to make an appearance tonight, and now it is the main event. Lightning Crew member Spanish Fly takes on OaOasT newcomer C.W. McLooza. McLooza is making his debut tonight and it is against one of the LC’s best. The countdown to AngleMania III continues, let’s take it to the ring for the main event! *DING DING DING* ::Cut to the ring with Gary Michael Cappatetta. The crowd cheers loudly as GMC begins to speak.:: Gary Michael Cappatetta: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is the main event of this week’s IntenseZone and is scheldued for one fall with a one-hour time limit. Introducing first, already in the ring. From Paris, Texas, weighing in at 140 lbs. He is making his OaOasT debut, C.W. MCLOOOOOZAAAAAA!!! ::Mild applause for the newcomer. McLooza waves his hands to the crowd and smiles. He is a small white male who is bald with blue eyes. He wears a singlet and boots. He smiles and stands in the ring.:: JR: C.W. McLooza, hoping to make an impact in the OaOasT. He will have to take on one of The Lightning Crew’s best, Spanish Fly, who is making his return to the ring tonight. ::A deep, slow voiced man saids "LIGHTNING". The crowd boos very, very loudly as the AngleTron shows Spanish Fly's picture on it, letting the fans know he is coming out. The Lightning Crew entrance video plays on the AngleTron as the lights go out in the arena. Smoke fills up the entrance as the crowd waits for Spanish Fly to come out. Finally, Spanish Fly comes through the curtain to boos. He looks at the crowd and jaws with them a bit as "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Boyds continues to play. The lights go back in the arena as Spanish Fly makes his way to the ring.:: GMC: And his opponent, making his way to the ring. From Tijuana, Mexico. Weighing in at 199 lbs. Representing The Lightning Crew. SPANISH FLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! JR: Spanish Fly is wrestling his second OaOasT match. He first match was against The Mad Cappa in the first part of The Lightning Crew Gauntlet back in December. He lost that match and The Mad Cappa was able to move on and eventually have a match against Puerto Rican Lightning for AngleMania III. Fly had to beg Lightning for forgiveness, which PRL accepted. Fly is now going to have a chance to redeem himself against C.W. McLooza. ::Spanish Fly jumps over the top rope and poses to loud boos as a single spotlight shines on him as “No Chance In Hell” continues to play. He flips the crowd off then jumps on a turnbuckle and poses some more. He jumps back down and bounces off the ropes doing some karate moves while waiting for his opponents. The crowd boos and chants "P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!" Spanish Fly removes his t-shirt and throws it to the crowd as "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Boyds dies down.:: JR: Fly is a member of The Lightning Crew. The most sadistic group of wrestlers in the OaOasT today. Fly may just be just as psychotic and just as evil as his leader, Puerto Rican Lightning. But now it is main event time and Spanish Fly, who took part in the beatdown on Mad Cappa last night, will take on C.W. McLooza. *DING DING DING* Main Event: Spanish Fly vs. C.W. McLooza: Spanish Fly and C.W. McLooza circle each other to start as the crowd calms down. JR: And here we go with the main event for this week’s IntenseZone. Spanish Fly and C.W. McLooza lockup. Fly gets a waistlock, but McLooza reverses. C.W. goes for a German Suplex, but Spanish Fly stops that from happening and grabs C.W.’s head and gives him a rube bulldog. He goes for the cover. 1… 2… KICK OUT!!! JR: Fly with the first cover of the match. Fly with a headlock on McLooza. C.W. pushes Spanish Fly off, and heads to the ropes, but Fly takes him down with a spinning wheel kick. JR: Spinning Wheel Kick! The cover! 1 Count! Spanish Fly and C.W. McLooza get up at the same time, but Fly takes C.W. down with a shoulder. Fly heads to the ropes, leaps over C.W., and gives him a dropkick to the knee. Spanish Fly then does a spinning legdrop and goes for the cover. JR: 1! 2! And McLooza kicks out just in the nick of time! The crowd starts to boo loudly and chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” Fly tells the crowd to shut up and then kicks C.W. in the gut several times. Fly heads to the top rope and waits for C.W. to get up. JR: Fly is about to fly. What move will he use on McLooza? I wonder what it will be? Spanish Fly waits for C.W. to get up. When he does, Fly leaps off the top rope with a flying crossbody. It connects. 1… 2… Thre—NO!!! JR: And he kicked out right in time! Spanish Fly continues the assault, not allowing McLooza to get up. Spanish Fly heads to the ring apron. He waits for McLooza to get up while the crowd boos loudly and chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” Fly comes off the ropes with a springboard hurricarana on C.W. McLooza. He goes for the cover. It gets a two count. Fly applies an arm-bar on McLooza. JR: Spanish Fly dominating McLooza. But McLooza seems to be making the comeback. The crowd boos the Lightning Crew member as C.W. gets on one knee. C.W. lifts Fly up for a back suplex. JR: A Back Suplex! McLooza has just hit a back suplex on Spanish Fly! His first offense in this matchup! Cover! 1… 2… Thre—KICK OUT!!! C.W. McLooza whips Spanish Fly into the ropes, and follows with a dropkick to a face pop. C.W. applies an arm-bar on Fly. Fly quickly gets up and gets Irish Whip into the ropes. C.W. puts his head down, so Fly leaps over McLooza and goes for a sunset flip pin. It gets two. Fly and McLooza get up at the same time. Spanish Fly goes to kick C.W. McLooza, but McLooza grabs his right leg. However, Spanish Fly hits an enzuguri on the back of C.W.’s head to groans. C.W. crumples to the mat. JR: BAWD GAWD What an enzuguri! Spanish Fly with an amazing enzuguri on C.W. McLooza. What a move. Spanish Fly covers C.W. 1… 2… KICK OUT!!! JR: Spanish Fly continues his assault. The crowd starts to boo loudly and chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” Fly punches C.W. and then Irish Whips C.W. into a turnbuckle. Spanish Fly whips C.W. into another turnbuckle and he falls to the mat. McLooza lies on the mat as Spanish Fly heads to the top rope. JR: Spanish Fly heads to the top rope once again. What else does he have up his sleeve? Fly hits C.W. McLooza with a missile dropkick. He goes for the cover. 1… 2… Thre—KICK OUT!!! The crowd cheers. JR: The match continues. Spanish Fly has beaten and dominated McLooza for the majority of this contest, but he has yet to put him down long enough for a three count. Fly with a dropkick. Spanish Fly whips C.W. into a turnbuckle once again. Fly beats on C.W. in the turnbuckle while the crowd boos loudly and chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” Fly trash talks with the fans and spits in their direction. He flips the crowd off and hits C.W. with a right jab that sends him to the mat. As C.W. struggles to get up, Fly heads to the top rope. He clutches C.W.’s baldhead…and follows with a Tornado DDT to loud boos. The crowd boos loudly as C.W. lies on the mat, breathing hard and sweating. C.W. lies on the mat in pain breathing hard. JR: I think that Tornado DDT just took out the energy of both Spanish Fly and C.W. McLooza! These two men are on the mat. Spanish Fly slowly gets up, spitting in the crowd’s direction. The crowd boos loudly and chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” as Fly slowly heads to the top rope. JR: Fly is once again at the top. He is now suffering from fatigued, but is still going to the top. I have a feeling that his next move may take all the energy out of him along with C.W. McLooza. Fly sneers at the crowd and flips them off. He does a 450 Splash on McLooza to loud boos. Fly smiles evilly. JR: A 450 Splash! A 450 Splash! Spanish Fly has just hit a 450 Splash on C.W. McLooza! And I think that one move may finish this match. This match could be over. The referee goes to count. 1… 2… 2 ½ 2 2/3 2 2/4 2.9999999999999 Thre---NO!!! C.W. McLooza kicks out at 2.9999999. JR: BUT WAIT! McLooza is still in this match-up. McLooza kicked out of the 450 Splash and this match will continue. Can McLooza do it? Can he pull the upset? Can he defeat Spanish Fly and make Spanish Fly’s OaOasT record 0-2? Or can the Lightning Crew member get his first victory in his OaOasT career? Spanish Fly becomes pissed. He jaws with the referee saying it was a slow count. He curses in Spanish and then attacks C.W. just as he gets up. JR: Spanish Fly is pissed off. And it does not look good for C.W. McLooza. Spanish Fly beats on C.W. and Irish Whips him into a turnbuckle. The crowd boos loudly as Fly puts C.W. on the turnbuckle. The crowd stands up and boos loudly as Fly kicks C.W. in the face several times, trash talking in between the kicks. JR: And it looks like we maybe seeing the end of the match. Spanish Fly looking for the Fly Swatter, giving C.W. McLooza his first lost in his first match in the OaOasT. Fly has C.W. on the ropes. The crowd chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” as Fly positions C.W. on the top rope. Fly smiles evilly and then gets in front of McLooza and stands up on the second rope. He grabs his arms, yells, and leaps off the turnbuckle with the Fly Swatter (Unprettier from the top rope). The crowd groans. C.W. McLooza’s head bounces off the canvas and then falls face first. The crowd boos. JR: And there it is. The Fly Swatter! Spanish Fly’s finishing move! Can this be it? Can he do it? Spanish Fly covers C.W. McLooza to the crowds boos. JR: The cover. 1… 2… 3!!! *DING DING DING* JR: And this match is over! Gary Michael Cappatetta: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of this contest, SPANISH FLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! ::”No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Boyds starts playing over the sounds system. The crowd boos loudly and chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” The referee raises Spanish Fly’s arms up and then Fly takes them away and sneers. He trash talks to the crowd and flips them. He looks down at C.W. McLooza, who is still on the mat face down breathing hard in disgust. He spits in his face and then raises his arms once again to boos.:: JR: Spanish Fly gets his first win in the OaOasT taking on C.W. McLooza. McLooza put up a fight but in the end it was a Fly Swatter, which put him down on the mat for good. It is another victory for The Lightning Crew, who have been on a roll as of late since this past Sunday at Zero Hour: Night of the X. PRL may have lost the Super X Cup, but he took down The Mad Cappa one month before their big AngleMania III match. ::”No Chance In Hell” continues to play as Fly stands in the ring, watching C.W. trying to get up. Fly runs up to him and beats on C.W. to boos. He kicks C.W. down to the mat and chokes him with his right boot. The referee tries to stop him but Fly shoves him away and continues beating on him. The bell rings several times, but Fly still beats on C.W.:: JR: Now come on! That’s enough. Will somebody—will somebody please stop this? Come on ref, the match is over. Spanish Fly won, he doesn’t—he doesn’t have to continue beating on C.W. McLooza. McLooza is in pain. Stop this. ::C.W. continues getting beat on when the crowd’s boos become louder as Mr. Boricua, Vitamin X, Colombian Heat, Thomas Rodriguez, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, and Puerto Rican Lightning, wearing the “DIE, CAPPA, DIE” black t-shirt, blue baggy jeans, Puerto Rican flag bandana, gold chain, earring on the left ear and black sneakers enter the ring. They all laugh evilly as C.W. McLooza gets up and is brought down by a giant clothesline by Mr. Boricua. The crowd boos loudly and chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” and throw garbage into the ring, as The Lightning Crew beatdown on C.W. McLooza. They begin chanting “MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA!” PRL spits in the crowd’s direction and then has Colombian Heat and Vitamin X hold up C.W. McLooza. PRL smashes the Puerto Rican Championship belt across C.W.’s face. C.W. holds his head in pain, but is brought back up by PRL.:: JR: The Lightning Crew beating the hell out of C.W. McLooza. Just like The Lightning Crew did to The Mad Cappa Sunday at Zero Hour: Night of the X. They are on a roll and PRL is certainly more arrogant and cockier following what happened this past Sunday. ::”P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” chants are still heard as PRL and Vitamin X hold C.W. McLooza up for Heat. C.W. is dizzy, dazed and in pain as Colombian grabs both clocks around his neck and smashes them across C.W.’s face. Garbage is still thrown in the ring as Heat grabs C.W. and gives him the Colombian Necktie to boos. The Lightning Crew all pose in the ring to boos and “P.R. SUCKS!” chants, but PRL flips the crowd off, and jaws with the fans raising the Puerto Rican Championship belt and clear the ring of garbage. The Lightning Crew continues beating down on C.W. McLooza. Vitamin X picks up C.W. and gives him the X-Marks-The-Spot. He then applies the Lethal Injection as Colombian Heat heads to the top rope and hits the Straight From Da Street.:: JR: Will somebody please stop this!? The Lightning Crew is being allowed to do whatever they want and they are hurting this young man who is just starting his OaOasT career. The LC are dominating. ::Mr. Boricua grabs C.W. McLooza and clutches his neck with his right hand. Mr. Boricua lifts C.W. up and brings him down with a chokeslam. Boricua yells loudly, grunts, snorts, and cracks his knuckles. C.W. shakes on the mat like he is having a seizure. The crowd boos loudly and chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” as Puerto Rican Lightning orders The Lightning Crew to stand back.:: JR: This is a brutal attack. 6-on-1 and 7 if you count Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. ::Puerto Rican Lightning waits for C.W. McLooza to get up. The crowd continues booing and throwing garbage into the ring as PRL looks at C.W. psychotically and sneers. C.W. slowly gets up, nearly collapsing. Puerto Rican Lightning trash talks to McLooza, kicks him in the gut…and delivers the P.R. Nightmare on C.W. McLooza. Tha Puerto Rican gets up and yells. He laughs evilly and stares at the fallen C.W.:: JR: P.R. Nightmare! Could PRL be trying to send a message to The Mad Cappa? Could P.R. picture C.W. McLooza is The Mad Cappa? Could this be a preview of what is to come at AngleMania III on March 28th, if The Mad Cappa is not at 100%? Cappa is nowhere to be found, but The Lightning Crew does not care. They think they got the job done this past Sunday and are now attacking someone else for no reason! That damn Lightning Crew has struck once again! ::The Lightning Crew all shake hands and high five each other. Colombian Heat pulls something out of his sweat suit. He smiles evilly and reveals it to be a Mad Cappa mask. The crowd boos loudly and chants “MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA!” as PRL grabs the mask and spits on it. He places it on C.W. McLooza’s head and gives him another P.R. Nightmare.:: JR: And Tha Puerto Rican is now sending a message to The Mad Cappa. But no one knows where exactly he is. We have not seen The Mad Cappa since last Sunday, and he maybe injured. Tha Puerto Rican is confident, as we saw earlier tonight in that mock funeral, that he has finished off The Mad Cappa for good, and that there may not be an AngleMania III match. ::The crowd boos and chants “MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA!” P.R. jaws with the fans and tells them that Cappa is not coming. He does the “UP YOURS!” hand sign and then spits in their direction. Colombian Heat grabs a spray-paint can from his warm-up jacket and spray-paints “PRL” on C.W.’s chest. PRL gives C.W. another P.R. Nightmare and then has Colombian Heat pick him up.:: JR: WILL THE LIGHTNING CREW PLEASE LEAVE THIS YOUNG MAN ALONE?! FOR GAWD SAKES, THIS MAN HAS TAKEN ENOUGH PUNISHMENT FROM THE LIGHTNING CREW! HE DOES NOT NEED THIS! HE DOES NOT NEED THIS AT ALL! THAT BASTARD, PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING IS PROUD OF WHAT HE HAS DONE! HE IS PROUD THAT HE ATTACKED THE MAD CAPPA LAST SUNDAY! HE IS PROUD THAT HE MAY HAVE INJURED HIM! IT MEANS THAT HE DOES NOT HAVE TO FIGHT HIM AT ANGLEMANIA III! ::Colombian Heat holds up C.W. McLooza, who is still wearing The Mad Cappa mask. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez slaps C.W., and then PRL punches him in the face. P.R. then gives him a third P.R. Nightmare. The crowd boos loudly and throws garbage into the ring. They chant “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” and “MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA!” The Lightning Crew stand in the ring over the hurt C.W., who is lying on the mat back first with the Cappa mask on.:: JR: The fans are chanting for The Mad Cappa to come out! Will Cappa make an appearance? Will Cappa return? ::The Lightning Crew stand in the ring, when suddenly the lights go down in the arena. The opening trumpet blare causes the crowd to explode. PRL freaks out.:: JR: OH MY! DO YOU THINK? COULD IT BE? IS HE HERE?!!! ::”Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Mix)” by DJ Kool begins playing. Spotlights circle the arena causing the crowd to stand up and cheer. Some even dance to the beat. They chant “GO CAP-PA! GO CAP-PA! GO CAP-PA! GO CAP-PA!” awaiting his appearance. Tha Puerto Rican freaks out, screaming and sweating awaiting Cappa to arrive. Mr. Boricua throws C.W. McLooza out of the ring.:: JR: THE MAD CAPPA’S MUSIC HIT AND WE ARE NOW WAITING FOR HIM TO ARRIVE! CAPPA IS HERE! CAPPA IS HERE! CAPPA IS HERE! ::”Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Mix)” continues to play. The crowd stands up waiting for Cappa to arrive. The spotlights stop and one spotlight appears in the entrance. The crowd stands up, but instead of Mad Cappa coming out, Cuban Wall and PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member come out through the curtain with a mannequin. The crowd’s boos become louder and louder as Puerto Rican Lightning laughs in the ring. He rolls around on the floor laughing as Wall and PROTOTYPE wheel the mannequin to the ring. The mannequin is white wearing a bloodied t-shirt, blue baggy shorts, white tennis sneakers, and a Mad Cappa mask. The Lightning Crew all laugh but the crowd boos loudly and throw garbage in the ring chanting “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!”:: JR: Oh no. This is ridiculous. This is just horrible. The Lightning Crew continues their pathetic actions. Fooling these fans into believing The Mad Cappa was here. It looks like The Mad Cappa in not in this building tonight. And now they’re doing this. Dressing up a mannequin as The Mad Cappa. The funeral wasn’t enough. They have to continue mocking him. They have to continue reveling in their evilness. The Lightning Crew have spent the entire night in control and it looks like it will continue. ::The Lightning all laugh evilly as Cuban Wall and PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member bring The Mad Cappa Mannequin into the ring. Colombian Heat dances to mock Cappa and so does PRL. The garbage continues piling up in the ring and the “P.R. SUCKS!” chants continue as Cuban Wall and PROTOTYPE place The Mad Cappa Mannequin in the middle of the ring. “Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Mix)” by DJ Kool stops playing as P.R. acts like he is afraid of the mannequin. Colombian Heat gets into a fight position and slaps the mannequin’s head. The Lightning Crew laugh at the sight of the Cappa Mannequin.:: JR: Can somebody stop this? This is beyond wretched. The Lightning Crew are allowed to do whatever they want. The Mad Cappa is not anywhere near the building, so they can mock him and not be afraid to suffer the consequence. ::The crowd boos loudly and chant “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” The chant continues as The Lightning Crew beat up on the mannequin. The crowd boos as they toss the mannequin all over the ring. P.R. gives The Mad Cappa Mannequin a P.R. Nightmare. Tha Puerto Rican grabs the microphone as The Lightning Crew pulls the mannequin back up and holds him in place. Vitamin X kicks the mannequin the “stomach” as the crowd boos. The Lightning Crew all smile and laugh evilly. They taunt the mannequin as PRL smiles evilly, checking the mannequin. He laughs and then speaks.:: JR: Now what? What are they doing now? Puerto Rican Lightning: YOU TELL HIM! COME ON TELL HIM! TELL HIM! TELL HIM THAT I’M THE MAN!!! TELL HIM THAT I AM THE GREATEST PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER THERE EVER WAS!!! MAD CRAPPA!!! YOU ARE NOT IN MY LEAGUE!!! ::The camera does a close-up of The Mad Cappa Mannequin. PRL puts the microphone to its face, and then continues speaking. The Lightning Crew all take shots at the mannequin while PRL continues speaking.:: PRL: IF YOU ARE LUCKY AND ARE ABLE TO MAKE IT TO ANGLEMANIA 100%, IF YOU CAN EVEN MAKE IT TO ANGLEMANIA, YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE MOST ELECTRFYING MAN IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!! AT ANGLEMANIA III, INFRONT OF 74,000 IN THE PONTIAC SILVERDOME, I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH A MIGHTY FIST!!! I WILL MAKE YOU BLEED ONCE AGAIN!!! I WILL BRING YOU DOWN WITH THE P.R. NIGHTMARE!!! I WILL MAKE ANGLEMANIA A NIGHT YOU WILL NEVER FORGET!!! MARCH 28TH!!! PONTIAC SILVERDOME!!! DETROIT, MICHIGAN!!! YOU!!! ME!!! PUERTO RICAN CHAMPIONSHIP!!! I WILL BEAT YOU AND END YOUR CAREER!!! PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING WILL MAKE HISTORY ON MARCH 28TH, AND I WILL DO SO BY MAKING SURE YOU NEVER EVER FORGET THE NAME, PUERTO….RICAN…LIGHTNING!!! AND THAT’S THE TRUTH, RUTH!!! JR: A vile, hateful, bittered, cynical, cocky, arrogant, overconfident, evil, psychotic human being, Puerto Rican Lightning is all that and more. He is the most hideous person I’ve ever seen. He is evil personified. This psychotic bastard brings pain and misery to all who have come in his way. And I for one can’t wait until AngleMania III on March 28th, to see PRL get what he deserves! But no one knows where Mad Cappa is. He has not been seen since last Sunday and it puts the AngleMania match in question. ::Puerto Rican Lightning slaps the mannequin’s head. He punches the mannequin’s head and then shoves it down to the mat. The Lightning Crew beat on The Mad Cappa Mannequin as “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Boyds starts playing. The crowd boos loudly, louder than usual, and throws garbage into the ring, chanting “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” Tha Puerto Rican poses with the Puerto Rican Championship belt. He flips the crowd off and jaws with them. He looks at the Cappa Mannequin and laughs evilly. The Lightning Crew all stand in the center of the ring and raise their arms in victory. PRL poses in the center. He smiles with a psychotic look and laughs evilly. Tha Puerto Rican sneers at the crowd as “No Chance In Hell” continues to play. The crowd boos loudly and throws garbage into the ring, chanting “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” The Lightning Crew all jaw with the fans and then stand in the center of the ring posing once again. The camera cuts to the fallen mannequin and does a close-up of The Mad Cappa mask.:: JR: Well, we end the show with The Lightning Crew on top once again! These superstars have been on a roll since last Sunday and look to not be stopping anytime soon. Thanks for tuning in tonight. I am “Good Ol’ JR” Jim Ross saying goodnight and I have to ask the question that everyone is thinking: Where is The Mad Cappa? Come back Mad Cappa! Wherever you are! We need you! Come back Mad Cappa!!! COME BACK!!! ::The Lightning Crew all pose in the center of the ring. The crowd boos loudly and chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” and throws garbage into the ring. Colombian Heat beats on the mannequin until he has to be pulled back by Puerto Rican Lightning and reminded that the mannequin is not real and not the actual Mad Cappa. The LC takes shots at the fallen mannequin. The last image is of The Lightning Crew standing in the ring, smiling and laughing evilly as “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Boyds continues playing.:: ::FADE OUT::