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Oden, Conley, and Cook all in from Ohio State. Ramon Sessions and Marcelus Kemp in from Nevada.

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I'm going to try to write up a little segment shortly.

Mussleman's a decent coach, he was just a bad fit for the Kings. He'll get another job somewhere, perhaps back in Memphis.

Did good this year in fantasy basketball. Was in 8 leagues altogether, took home a first-place trophy and three second-place ones. I now have a total of 16 trophies. So, I guess we can start posting our keepers now. My tentative keepers are Yao, Odom, and Barbosa.

Sat, Apr. 21 New Jersey 96, Toronto 91 Chicago 96, Miami 91 Detroit 100, Orlando 92 Houston 84, Utah 75 Sun, Apr. 22 Cleveland 97, Washington 82 Phoenix 95, LA Lakers 87 Denver 96, San Antonio 89 Golden State 97, Dallas 85 Mon, Apr. 23 Detroit 98, Orlando 90 Houston 98, Utah 90 Tue, Apr. 24 Toronto 89, New Jersey 83 Chicago 107, Miami 89 Phoenix 126, LA Lakers 98 Wed, Apr. 25 San Antonio 97, Denver 88 Cleveland 109, Washington 102 Dallas 112, Golden State 99 Thu, Apr. 26 Detroit 93, Orlando 77 Utah 81, Houston 67 LA Lakers 95, Phoenix 89 Fri, Apr. 27 New Jersey 102, Toronto 89 Chicago 104, Miami 96 Golden State 109, Dallas 91 Sat, Apr. 28 Detroit 97, Orlando 93, Detroit wins 4-0 Cleveland 98, Washington 92 San Antonio 96, Denver 91 Utah 98, Houston 85 Sun, Apr. 29 Chicago 92, Miami 79, Chicago wins 4-0 Phoenix 113, LA Lakers 100 New Jersey 102, Toronto 81 Golden State 103, Dallas 99 Mon, Apr. 30 Cleveland 97, Washington 90, Cleveland wins 4-0 Houston 96, Utah 92 San Antonio 96, Denver 89 Tue, May 1 Toronto 98, New Jersey 96 Dallas 118, Golden State 112 Wed, May 2 San Antonio 93, Denver 78, San Antonio wins 4-1 Phoenix 119, LA Lakers 110, Phoenix wins 4-1 Thu, May 3 Utah 94, Houston 82, series tied 3-3 Golden State 111, Dallas 86, Golden State wins 4-2 Fri, May 4 New Jersey 98, Toronto 97, New Jersey wins 4-2 Sat, May 5 Utah 103, Houston 99, Utah wins 4-3

*bans Muggy* I am happy for Golden State getting in, because their fans have suffered for a long time, so don't think it's anything personal in that regard (well, except for Jackson and Harrington). My thing is, not every trade has a winner and a loser. I can't really speak for Josh Powell, but Golden State got three players who work out great under Nellie's philosophy, Stephen Jackson in particular. But on our side, there's a big difference between playing for Nellie and playing for Rick Carlisle, as Carlisle has a tough system to learn, and Nellie...doesn't. Like I said before, people should let us get through a training camp and then see how we play before judging this trade, but they won't. One positive for the Warriors is that Jackson can't possibly play shittier than he did in last year's playoffs. On another note, that game was pretty good. David West was excellent.

Well, Golden State is in. Can't wait to hear everyone tell us how stupid we are all summer for making that midseason trade.

How maddening must it be as a Clipper fan to know that you need help to clinch a spot, and watch Golden State play teams who are resting guys, while you're playing Phoenix and the Hornets at full strength. EDIT: OK, so Chandler's not playing, but still, compared to the teams Dallas and Portland are trotting out there...

(1) Detroit vs (8) Orlando (5) Chicago vs (4) Miami (3) Toronto vs (6) New Jersey (2) Cleveland vs (7) Washington

When was the last time there was a more underwhelming 2-seed than the Cavs. I don't think they're getting past Toronto.

I think the reason the Bulls aren't playing defense is because of all the pussy fouls being called on them. Jon Barry's blatant cheerleading for the Nets is pretty disgusting, as well.

You mean a Pacer loss? Washington is the 8 seed if they lose.

"Wally...it's not what you think!"

NBA.com lied to me...Nets/Bulls is the ESPN game, not Wizards/Pacers.

Kenyon Martin owes his career to Jason Kidd. Most overrated player in the league, hands down.

Neither team would be a cakewalk for the Mavs. Thing is, you never know which Clippers are going to show up. I thought they would had a great chance last year had they met, as well. But we'll see who gets in first...the Warriors are a poor road team, and Portland can beat anyone on a given night. Same with New Orleans, but that game's in LA.

After tonight and after the Laker game Thursday, I don't know that I can blame Avery for letting the Warriors run over them. 50 bucks Brandon Roy turns up missing tommorrow.

Hulk Hogan vs. Bret Hart Bobby Heenan vs. Harley Race Nick Bockwinkel vs. Gorilla Monsoon vs. Pedro Morales vs. Pat Patterson (Pick One) Fred Blassie vs. Verne Gagne vs. Vince J. McMahon (Pick One)

Jerry West will step down from the Grizzlies, effective July 1.

I was mostly posting it for the song, but yeah, I watched that play over a few times, as well.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Lakers clinch with their win over Seattle, leaving only the Warriors and Clippers fighting over the last available spot.