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Someone needs to tell Rick Carlisle that he's not Mike D'Antoni, and that the Pacers aren't good enough to play a seven-man rotation.

Put this on as early as possible...not before the first match, but as soon after as you can. COLE Let's go to the ring, and "Mean" Gene Okerlund! OKERLUND All right, thank you, Michael Cole! My guest at this time underwent major knee surgery a couple months ago after suffering a severe injury in the Anderson Cup. Now, in his first public appearance since the operation, here to give us an update on his condition, Toronto, please welcome KEN PANTERA! [i]Tom Sawyer[/i] hits and the crowd pops bigtime as Ken Pantera makes his way through the curtains on his crutches, accompanied by Alfdogg. COLE And this is the first time we've seen Ken Pantera, one half of Team Canada, since the first round of the Anderson Cup, when he was injured and had to undergo reconstructive surgery! COACH And Alf there to assist him into the ring! Pantera gets into the ring and stands to Okerlund's left, while Alf stands to his right. OKERLUND Well, Ken, after your successful surgery, how soon can we expect to see you back? PANTERA Gene, the surgery was very successful, as you pointed out...my doctors gave me 4-6 months to recover, and I will, and when I come back, it'll be better than ever! *crowd cheers* OKERLUND And speaking of better than ever, Alfdogg, that's where you're going to have to be to win your fourth Heartland championship tonight, I would suspect! Alf grabs the mic. ALF I'll be good enough, don't you worry, pal. Alf then turns to Pantera. ALF The question is, will YOU be good enough when you make your return? The crowd starts to buzz, as Pantera looks puzzled. ALF Because you didn't look so hot before you had your injury...either way, we were looking at counting on one man winning the Anderson Cup for us! Some of the crowd starts to boo. OKERLUND You've got to be kidding me! ALF And then, because you got a little boo-boo on your knee, you can't climb back in long enough even to tag Felix? That ain't gonna cut it, Ken! The boos start to get louder. ALF Oh yeah, it may cut it for all you lumberJACKASSES in Toronto, but NOT FOR ME. Now the crowd has totally turned on Alf. ALF So you better have it together... Ken reaches out and grabs the mic from Alf. KEN I think YOU better have it together, Alf. You're the one who's got to come out here tonight, and wrestle the match of your life, and get that belt back. So let me pose the question again...will YOU be good enough? Ken shoves the mic back into Alf, as the crowd cheers. Ken then turns to leave the ring. Big mistake. As soon as he turns, the mic comes down with a thud over his head! COLE Wait a minute! The crowd totally shits on Alf, as his angry expression turns to a sadistic grin, and he grabs Ken's crutch. COACH I think you just got your answer, Ken! Alf turns the crutch over, and JAMS IT INTO KEN'S KNEE! COLE NO! Ken screams in pain, as Alf raises the crutch in the air, drawing boos. COLE This is disgusting! Alf then lifts the crutch overhead, but as he does, Thunderkid runs to the ring and snatches it from him, then takes a big swing which misses as Alf bails. COACH THERE's the guy who better be ready, standing in the ring right now! TK checks on Pantera, as officials swarm the ring. Alf is showered with boos on his way back to the locker room. COLE A despicable act by Alf, which only raises one question: What will he have in store for TK tonight, when they meet in a barbed-wire ladder match?

No, actually I deleted it. If you guys want to flame HTQ, you can do it in here where it belongs.

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ur the one the one that needs a life faggot u ugly fatherfucker go root some donkeys before I bone ur mouther sucker

well kid namedd jim i suggest u take ur hill billy ass back to south carolina, go back to trailer , take ur hill billy family and go fuck each other since thats what red necks do ,ok there buddy jimbo

hey sucker what can u fucken father fucker go get a mouthfull from ur dad u fucken dirty arab go eat some of ur curry shit

lol i like how ppl diss americans even though all these ppl look up to us HAHAHA come to our country and everything cuz we have everything good job if americans are so gay and everything go back to ur crappy country so jus stfu u stupid racist assholes

So chessarama, you're joinig the stupid fucks side ey... go and fuck a weasel idiotic ignorant muthafacka. Go and play chess with your gay boyfriend, asshole

Hopefully they pull it out. I'd rather not see Golden State in the playoffs. Pacers lose to the Bulls 92-90 on a Ben Gordon shot with 2.8 seconds. I'm still baffled as to why he didn't replace Jason Kidd in the All-Star game, but more importantly: Jermaine O'Neal and Mike Dunleavy combined for 62 points on 24-39 shooting. The rest of the team: 8-37. I'm still confident we'll keep our playoff streak alive, but some other guys (read: Jamaal Tinsley) need to pull their heads out of their asses.

Sun, Mar. 25 Dallas @ Atlanta, 1:00 Chicago @ Indiana, 3:30 Detroit @ Milwaukee, 3:30 Portland @ Minnesota, 3:30 Phoenix @ Sacramento, 3:30 ABC Houston @ NO/OK, 8:00 Denver @ Cleveland, 8:00 ESPN San Antonio @ Seattle, 9:00 Golden State @ LA Lakers, 9:30 Mon, Mar. 26 Toronto @ Boston, 7:30 Orlando @ New York, 7:30 Atlanta @ Miami, 7:30 Denver @ Detroit, 7:30 Portland @ Chicago, 8:30 Milwaukee @ Houston, 8:30 Washington @ Utah, 9:00 Memphis @ Phoenix, 10:00 San Antonio @ Golden State, 10:30 Tue, Mar. 27 Cleveland @ Indiana, 7:00 Dallas @ NO/OK, 8:00 Seattle @ Minnesota, 8:00 Memphis @ LA Lakers, 10:30 Wed, Mar. 28 Miami @ Toronto, 7:00 Philadelphia @ Washington, 7:00 Atlanta @ Charlotte, 7:00 Orlando @ Boston, 7:30 Indiana @ New Jersey, 7:30 Cleveland @ New York, 7:30 NO/OK @ San Antonio, 8:00 Milwaukee @ Dallas, 8:30 Seattle @ Denver, 9:00 Minnesota @ Utah, 9:00 Houston @ LA Clippers, 10:00 ESPN Thu, Mar. 29 Detroit @ Chicago, 8:00 TNT Memphis @ Portland, 10:00 Phoenix @ Golden State, 10:30 TNT Fri, Mar. 30 Boston @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Toronto @ Washington, 7:00 Milwaukee @ Charlotte, 7:00 Indiana @ Orlando, 8:00 ESPN New Jersey @ Detroit, 8:00 Utah @ San Antonio, 8:00 Miami @ Minnesota, 8:00 New York @ Dallas, 8:30 Denver @ Phoenix, 10:00 Houston @ LA Lakers, 10:30 ESPN LA Clippers @ Sacramento, 10:30 Memphis @ Seattle, 10:30 Sat, Mar. 31 Cleveland @ Chicago, 3:00 ESPN Philadelphia @ New Jersey, 7:30 New York @ NO/OK, 8:00 LA Clippers @ Portland, 10:00

Reminds me of a game the Duke men lost in similar fashion, five years ago.

Perfect so far in this round and the S16 round, except for Wisconsin.

[i]The cameras cut to the ring, where Bill Watts is standing with several security guards. There is a large table in the middle of the ring. COLE And we're going to sign on the dotted line here for the Heartland championship match! WATTS Ladies and gentlemen, what you are about to witness is two men signing on the dotted line, to meet for the Heartland championship at AngleMania! *crowd cheers* WATTS Two of the roughest, toughest men in the entire wrestling world! *crowd cheers* WATTS Let's bring them out here! First, the challenger, he is a former two-time OAOAST World champion and three-time Heartland champion, Alfdogg! The crowd boos as [i]Magnum Opus[/i] plays and Alf makes his way out to the ring. COLE And here comes Alf, he'll be looking to win his fourth Heartland championship on the 1st at AngleMania! Alf climbs into the ring and walks to the opposite corner. He slowly walks a circle around the ring, sneering at fans. He then sits in his seat and stares down the entryway. COACH When Thunderkid walks out, he'll be looking into the eyes of the next Heartland champion! WATTS And now, let's bring out his opponent, he is the reigning OAOAST Heartland champion, Thunderkid! [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and the crowd gives TK a loud pop as he walks through the curtains and comes to the ring. He climbs in, staring down Alf, and sits in his seat. COLE Well, here we are! WATTS Well, now that we're both here, let's get right to it! Alf, remember, by signing this, you agree that Thunderkid, as champion, has the right to choose the style of match you compete in! Alf grabs the contract, then picks up his mic. ALF I understand. It doesn't matter what the match is, TK...because when I'm done with you at AngleMania, you're gonna feel like you've been married to Ron Artest! *crowd boos* Alf signs the contract, then slides it to TK. WATTS OK, TK, make it official! TK signs the contract. COACH There it is! TK has signed for his last match as Heartland champion! COLE Time will tell! TK picks up his mic. TK Well, I guess I did just make it official. The official forecast for April 1st in Toronto...you, Alf, will see plenty of THUNDER coming down on your ass! *crowd cheers* TK Spring is in the air, Alf...and it's gonna take more than an umbrella to protect yourself from the April shower of pain that will rain down on you at AngleMania! *crowd cheers* TK starts to exit the ring. ALF Hey, wait! TK stops. ALF You know, this is quite possibly the biggest match in history...I mean, two Deadly Alliance alums duking it out for gold on the grandest stage of all, AngleMania! So with that in mind, I just want to wish you good luck. Alf sticks his hand out, and TK looks out to the crowd. Eventually, TK accepts Alf's hand...then ducks his clothesline and spears him to the mat! COACH Here we go! TK and Alf roll around on the mat throwing punches at one another, as the security guards pull them apart. COLE All hell is breaking loose here on HeldDOWN~! What's going to happen at AngleMania?

Josh McRoberts has declared for the NBA draft, according to ESPN.

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I kinda knew Dunleavy was due for an off night, but Jesus.

That's Black Lushus, and he's damn glad to meet you.

I wouldn't go that far. He has averaged double figure scoring every year other than his rookie season, and this is actually the first year he's averaged more than 30 minutes per game. He also has a 54% career field goal percentage. So he's always been solid, he's improved from that to very good.

Let's try to tone it down, guys. Al Jefferson was another guy I forgot about in the discussion for Most Improved. niskie reminded me about that over at the Pit. So just giving him a name-drop.

NO,NOT bay at all,this aint bay, come to haystack,oakland,valley jo,or frisco,not rich ass wanna be niggaz,k keke,peace out,i gotta take my scraper to the sideshow and go dumb...

Nice Jetta u fucken queer and a purple hoodie thats the gayest thing i ever saw get a job u dumb fucks and why does everyone use that E 40 song its fucken retarded

fuck john amechi he is in it for the money cus he wasnt good enough to get big money he had to right a book about his gayness

holy fuck you dumb peice of shit wrestling cock juggling thunder cunt you deserve to die and suck 3 dicks at the same times your fucking fucker

Hey, 2,432 posts, keep it down.