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And the Kings blow it with missed free throws and poor defense, as Smush Parker sends it to OT on an unmolested layup with 00.1 left.

Wow. I'm no fan of Kobe, but he got jobbed right there.

And as soon as I say that, Artest is done on a bullshit foul call. We'll see if the Kings can tough it out.

Well, this game improved by leaps and bounds from the first half. The Lakers were up by at least 20 in the third quarter, and the Kings just took their first lead with about 2 minutes to go.

It's a good thing Dick Bavetta is on the job tonight, or else I may be enjoying this Lakers-Kings free throw contest game.

Art Shell is out as coach of the Raiders.

It's in.

I'm sure glad Stephen Jackson is able to find laughter over on the bench when we're on the verge of a double-digit defeat.

Ha. I just got it done, right as you moved the show.

Verdi's [i]Requiem[/i] plays, and the Hell's Hitmen make their way to the ring, as the camera gets several shots of terrified children in the audience. COLE And we're set for our second match in the Anderson Cup tournament! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is a first-round match in the Anderson Cup tag team tournament, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 687 pounds...the team of JINGUS and THE SADIST, collectively known as HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'SSSSSSS HITMEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE And here comes the biggest team in this tournament, in what should prove to be one of its most interesting matchups, against one of the favorites in the tournament, Moss and Benjamin, America's Team! COACH And I think we could see our first upset of the tournament, Cole, these guys are sadistic! COLE No doubt, you can't count out the Sadist and JINGUS! [i]Stars and Stripes Forever[/i] plays, and Moss and Benjamin make their way to the ring, carrying their flags. BUFFER [i]Their opponents, at a total combined weight of 485 pounds...the team of CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA'SSSSSSSS TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!![/i] Moss and Benjamin pose on the buckles, then set their flags outside as the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COACH Interesting to see how these two teams match up! COLE Absolutely, Moss and Benjamin do a lot of wrestling and Benjamin is a great high-flyer, lots of finesse on that side, and with Hell's Hitmen, it's anything but! A total contrast of styles! Benjamin starts off the match, and is met by the Sadist. The two tie up, and the Sadist immediately shoves Benjamin down to the mat. He raises his arms in the air, and is booed by the crowd. COACH And Benjamin making a mistake right now, he shouldn't be trying to match power with these guys! Benjamin gets up, then sizes up the Sadist, before backing into the ropes and going for a shoulder tackle, only to bounce right off and fall to the mat. Benjamin gets up and puts his hands on his hips, then thumbs Sadist in the eye! COACH Oh, what is that? Benjamin then hits a dropkick, before climbing the top rope, and finally knocking him to the mat with a flying clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin is shoved right into his corner off the cover. COLE And a powerful kickout by the Sadist! Sadist walks over and tags in JINGUS, who steps in and approaches Benjamin. He shoves Benjamin back into the ropes. Benjamin uses the ropes to hold himself up, then makes his way back over to JINGUS, then gives him a shove back, enough to deliver a dropkick, which the big man simply brushes off! COLE Nothing doing on that dropkick by Quentin Benjamin! COACH JINGUS may have enjoyed it, who knows? Benjamin talks to JINGUS, as JINGUS just stands and takes it all in. Suddenly, JINGUS attempts a dropkick of his own, getting about two feet off the mat, and Benjamin sidesteps it, then drops a leg to the back of his head! He then tags in Moss, as JINGUS gets to his feet near the ropes. COLE And now a tag to Moss, after that ill-advised dropkick attempt by JINGUS! Moss circles the ring a couple times, then moves in on him, but JINGUS gets a foot to the gut, then sends Moss into the ropes. Moss ducks a clothesline, then lunges at JINGUS, who catches Moss and plants him with a Boss Man slam! COLE And how quickly the tide turns here, as one big move from JINGUS and now Moss in trouble! JINGUS tags in the Sadist, then whips Moss into a corner, before whipping the Sadist across into him for an AVALANCHE~! COACH And nice teamwork by the big men! Sadist whips him across and tries another one, but Moss dodges it, then tags Benjamin, who goes to the top, and dives off, but Sadist catches him and then falls forward! COACH And a nice counter by Sadist, just when it looked as if America's Team would reclaim the advantage! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sadist whips Benjamin across the ring, so hard that Benjamin does a front flip upon hitting the buckles, and lands on his back! COLE And tremendous power by the Sadist! Sadist tags in JINGUS, who lifts Benjamin in a PRESS SLAM~!, and drops him on his stomach on the mat, then drops an elbow to the lower back! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! JINGUS drags Benjamin over to the corner, and tags in the Sadist. JINGUS grabs a front facelock, and Sadist pounds away as the referee counts. JINGUS steps out, and Sadist applies a bearhug. COLE And a bearhug applied by the Sadist, will it be enough? Benjamin fights it briefly, but eventually fades. The referee lifts his arm... 1!!! 2!!! Benjamin holds through on the third lift! Benjamin delivers a right hand! Then a second! And a third! The hold is broken, and Benjamin goes to the ropes and ducks a clothesline, but gets caught by the BIG BOOT~! of the Sadist! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE Just when it looked like Benjamin had some momentum going, he gets drilled with the big boot of the Sadist! Tag made to JINGUS, who methodically hammers Benjamin around the ring. He sets up a powerbomb, but Benjamin sunset flips over the back, then rolls to his feet, and makes the tag to Moss! COLE And somehow Benjamin makes the tag to Moss! Moss comes in and hammers away on JINGUS, then delivers a SUPERKICK~! But JINGUS simply staggers backwards! Moss delivers a second, same result! COLE Two superkicks from Moss, and nothing doing! Moss runs to the ropes, comes back with a sidestep, and delivers a third, and JINGUS goes backwards, and falls back over the top rope! COACH And JINGUS out to the floor! Sadist steps in, and gets caught with right hands. Benjamin steps in, and ducks down behind Sadist, sweeping his legs as Moss backs into the ropes and delivers a clothesline! COLE They got the double goozle! Benjamin runs to the ropes, and catches JINGUS with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COLE And Benjamin taking out JINGUS! And now up to the top! Sadist is up on his feet, and Moss gets on all fours behind him, as Benjamin delivers a flying bodypress! Moss gets up and sits on top of Benjamin as the referee counts... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE And Moss and Benjamin have advanced! BUFFER [i]Here are your winners...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA'SSSSSSSS TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!![/i] COACH That's not right! You can't have two guys making the cover! COLE Well, the referee allowed it at his discretion, and the result is a pinfall victory for America's Team, who will now take on the team of Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright in the quarterfinals! Right now, let's go to...

30-man over the top rope Lethal Rumble match: winner receives a shot at the OAOAST World title at AngleMania VI Participants include: Landon Maddix Alfdogg "The Manitoba Mammoth" Deon Black Thunderkid Reject Brock Ausstin Colombian Heat Spanish Fly Cuban Wall Todd Cortez Jamie O'Hara Scotty Static Johnny Jax Tony Brannigan Dan Black Tha Puerto Rican Vitamin X James Riggs The Mad Cappa John "Rock Hard" Brickston Bohemoth Kenji Kawada El Esperito "It" Faqu Felix Strutter Christian Wright Charlie Moss Quentin Benjamin --2 SPOTS RESERVED--

I added him, and removed Adam, Eski and Popick. Any problems with this just let me know.

A little birdie on my shoulder told me that Shaq could be back on the 15th against the Lakers. And with that, one of my favorite moments of last season.

Chris Paul will miss at least the next month with a foot injury. I'll put Zach Randolph in his spot.

That's really cool.

Good thing I thought of that, or we might not have a show!

It's about fuckin' time they made the Pats come to the Dome.

Yeah.

My stuff's done.

[i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and the crowd goes crazy as Thunderkid makes his way to the ring. COLE Here comes Thunderkid, for a triple threat match, and he doesn't even know if he'll be defending his title! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is a triple threat match, scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin! He weighs in at 250 pounds, and is the REIGNING OAOAST Heartland champion...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] COLE And of course, Thunderkid defeating Alfdogg in that big Christmas Deathmatch just a couple weeks ago, and winning the Heartland title for the first time! TK waits in the ring, as [i]Renagade[/i] hits and boos fill the arena as Reject makes his way down. BUFFER [i]Hailing from the Bronx, weighing in at 235 pounds...he is the REIGNING OAOAST X-division champion...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE It's been about a month and a half since Reject became the X-division champion, but will it be on the line here tonight? We'll find out shortly. Reject does the arms outstretched pose on the buckles. *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* Bohemoth walks through the curtains as the crowd explodes. BUFFER [i]And from Greenville, South Carolina, weighing in at 284 pounds...he is the REIGNING OAOAST 24/7 champion...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOTHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] Bo poses on the buckles as the crowd cheers. COLE Bohemoth in the ring, the 24/7 champion, and we're ready to find out if he'll be defending his title! Let's go to Mean Gene and Maria! OKERLUND Ok, Maria, let's show these great fans what championship is going to be on the line! Bo stands at the back of the ring while TK and Reject stand in the two corners nearest the entrance, as Okerlund points up to the big screen, as all the lights go out, and digital numbers spin around next to the options, much like at a gas station. When they stop, this is what appears: Heartland title: 35% [b]X-Division title: 39%[/b] 24/7 title: 26% The crowd cheers, as Reject shakes his head in disbelief in the corner. COACH Aw, this isn't fair! COLE It certainly is, the fans voted on it! That was the criteria for this show! So Reject will be defending the X-title in this triple threat match! The referee takes TK and Bo's belts and hands them to the timekeeper, then receives the X-title and raises it in the air, then calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* All three men stand around each other and size one another up. They start to circle the ring, then move in again slowly. Suddenly, Reject delivers a thumb to the eye of Bo, then rakes the eyes of TK and backs him into a corner. Reject gets in a couple right hands, then TK spins him around and starts hammering away. COLE Reject striking first, but it didn't last long! Bo gathers his senses, then comes over and shoves TK aside to go after Reject. Bo lands a couple rights, then is shoved aside himself by TK, who goes back to work. Bo then levels TK from behind, and whips him into the ropes. Bo catches TK with a big back elbow! COLE And a nice elbow there by Bohemoth, the 24/7 champion! COACH And if he gets a pin right here, he'll own two belts! Reject slides outside to take a breather, as Bo scoops up TK for a slam, but TK slips behind the back and delivers a back suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK gets to his feet, and walks right into a spinning heel kick from Reject! COLE And Reject picking his spots, a nice spinning heel kick there! Reject stomps away on Bo, then picks him up and delivers a standing dropkick! Reject does the arms outstretched pose, drawing boos, then picks Bo up again. He whips him into TK, who is just getting to his feet at the ropes, but TK ducks and Bo goes over the top to the floor! COLE And a little inadvertent teamwork there by the former partners! Reject spins TK around and tries a right hand, but TK blocks and delivers on of his own. TK delivers a couple more right, then whips Reject into the ropes and catches him with a backdrop! TK allows Reject to get to his feet, then delivers another Irish whip, but this time Reject ducks a clothesline and delivers a BIG spinning wheel kick! COACH And a beautiful wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject spots Bo trying to climb back onto the apron, so he runs over and catches him with a baseball slide! COACH And Reject's got everything under control right now! Reject follows Bo out, and rams his back into the ring apron! He then attempts a suplex on the floor, but Bo blocks with a blow to the gut! The two then begin to trade blows, as TK scales the buckles from the inside. COACH Watch TK here! TK nails both men with a SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO THE FLOOR~! COACH/COLE :o The crowd starts a brief "HO-LY SHIT!" chant, as all three men lay on the floor. COLE TK with an amazing move, taking out both Reject and Bohemoth, but also taking himself out momentarily! TK slowly gets to his feet, then rolls Reject back inside, and immediately goes for a cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK picks Reject up and whips him into a corner. He charges, but runs right into Reject's foot! Reject delivers a foot to the gut, and sets up the PITCH BLACK~!!!111, but Bo breaks it up with a HUGE clothesline! Bo yells out to the crowd, which responds with cheers! COLE And Bo is into it now! Bo delivers forearms to the back of TK, then picks him up and delivers a RUNNING POWERSLAM~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Bo slowly gets to his feet, and delivers rights to Reject. He backs Reject into a corner, and alternates rights and forearm blows to the sternum. He then whips Reject across, but Reject dodges a charge, and Bo runs chest-first into the corner. Reject school-boys him... 1... 2... Kickout! Bo tries a clothesline, but Reject ducks, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Bo counters with a knee to the gut, then whips Reject into the ropes, and catches him with a SPINEBUSTER~! COLE Bo with the spinebuster! 1... 2... TK breaks it up! COACH And TK in there just in the nick of time! TK scoops up Bo, and hangs him in the corner in the Tree of Woe! COLE Oh, look at this! Smart move by TK! TK then hooks Reject in a front facelock! COLE And he's looking to end it here! TK goes for the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 However, Reject slides behind the back, and counters with a GERMAN SUPLEX~! 1... 2... Kickout! TK holds his head, as Bo is pulling himself upright. Reject makes his way over to the corner and hammers on the back of Bo, then turns him around on the buckles. Reject scales the ropes, and delivers a HURRICANRANA~! COACH There you go, Reject! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE But Bo able to escape! Reject then goes to the top rope. COLE And now Reject going to take to the air! Reject gets his balance up top, and attempts a somersault senton, but Bo rolls out of the way! All three men are laying on the mat, as the crowd cheers. COLE And the crowd really into this one! TK gets to his feet, and picks up Bo, but Bo counters with an inverted atomic drop, followed by a HUGE clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Reject gathers his senses, and catches Bo from his right side with a thrust kick, sending him through the ropes to the floor. Reject then goes after TK, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a second! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject attempts an Irish whip, but TK reverses. Reject ducks a clothesline, then hops over TK as he drops down, but gets caught in a PRESS SLAM~! and tossed to the mat! TK hears the cheers from the crowd as he gets psyched. COLE And now it's TK back in the driver's seat! TK picks up Reject, and delivers a FALCON ARROW~! 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE And Reject just does escape! TK picks up Reject one more time...and delivers the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 COLE That'll do it! Cover... 1... 2... ...but Bo pulls TK out of the ring! COACH Wow, was that close! Bo and TK slug it out on the floor briefly, with TK getting the better of the exchange, and rolling Bo back into the ring. TK hammers Bo in a corner, then brings him out and attempts a vertical suplex. However, Bo blocks, then blocks a second time, and delivers one of his own! COLE And it's Bo getting the suplex! Bo and TK lay on the mat, until Reject reaches in and drags Bo out to the floor. He sets up Bo, and whips him ito the steel steps! Reject then starts to pick apart an announcer's table! COACH Uh-oh... Once Reject finishes "cleaning" the table, he goes back after Bo, but Bo fights back! He knocks Reject onto a second announce table, then follows him up, and sets up a move, but Reject drops down and delivers a low blow, then picks up a monitor and blasts him with it! COLE Bo obviously planning to use Reject's tactics against him there, but Reject was having none of that! TK slowly makes his way to the floor, and joins both men on the table. He and Reject look at one another, and set up a double suplex on Bo. COACH Look at this, Cole! COLE Reject and TK working together here now... Reject and TK lift Bo, and SUPLEX HIM THROUGH THE OTHER TABLE~! COLE/COACH :o Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! TK slides into the ring, and waits for Reject to follow. He does, and the two begin to trade blows, as the crowd gets into it! COLE And now it's the former partners going at it, and the crowd is eating it up! TK starts to get the better of the exchange, when Reject goes to the eyes. TK staggers over to the ropes, and Reject tries to deliver a German suplex! TK holds onto the ropes to block, then spins around, and delivers a belly-to-belly overhead which takes Reject outside to the floor! COACH Whoa! TK follows, ramming Reject face-first into the steps, then rolls him back inside. TK backs into the ropes, and floors him with a BICYCLE KICK~! He then picks him up, and sets up a powerbomb, but Reject slides down to his feet, and delivers the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE EULOGY~! COACH That's it, baby! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Bo makes the save at the last second! COLE But no! And I can't believe Bo is back in there! Reject slowly gets to his feet, and stomps away at Bo. He then picks up Bo and sets up the PITCH BLACK~!!!111, but Bo counters with a backdrop to the floor! COLE And Reject out to the outside once again! TK hammers Bo from behind, then scoops him up and delivers a fallaway slam! He then waits on Bo to get up, and sets up the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 COLE This is a big man he's attempting this on... However, Bo slips behind the back, and delivers the STYLE INJECTION~! Bo then calls for the finish! COACH And now it's Bo signaling the end! Bo whips TK into the ropes, and catches him with the EROTIC AWAKENING OF B-CATATONIC~!!!!!11111 COLE THAT'S IT! Bo gets up to celebrate, and Reject pounces, delivering the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 Reject then hops on TK and hooks the leg... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE DAMN IT! Reject steals it right from under Bo's nose! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST X-division champion...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] Reject slides out and grabs his belt, and makes his way to the back. COLE Bo did the damage, and Reject picks up the glory! COACH Wait a minute, Cole, how can you say that? Reject got the pin after hitting the Eulogy on Bo! He pinned TK by choice, he could have pinned either one of them right there! COLE Whatever the case may be, Reject has answered the call of the people, and Reject remains the OAOAST X-division champion! Let's go to...

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Just starting on the triple threat.

ESPN power rankings 1. Dallas 2. Phoenix 3. San Antonio 4. Utah 5. Houston 6. Washington 7. Chicago 8. Detroit 9. LA Lakers 10. Indiana 11. Milwaukee 12. Golden State 13. Cleveland 14. Denver 15. Orlando 16. LA Clippers 17. Minnesota 18. Sacramento 19. Toronto 20. Miami 21. Portland 22. Seattle 23. New Jersey 24. New York 25. Charlotte 26. NO/OK 27. Boston 28. Memphis 29. Philadelphia 30. Atlanta

I'm just curious here. Of all the times someone has chosen to rip the Colts' defense, has there ever once been a mention of the injuries to said defense, including Pro Bowler Bob Sanders, who has appeared in just two games since week 2, and Mike Doss, who hasn't played since week 7?

You can't buy liquor on New Year's Eve where you work? It's state law that you can't purchase liquor on Sunday. Not sure if that's always the case with New Year's Eve, but it can't be purchased today, either.