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Cut to the inside of the Staples' Center, and zoom up to all of the Lakers' banners and retired jerseys. Alfdogg is sitting in a chair in the catwalk above. ALFDOGG So you want to know my favorite HeldDOWN~! moment? Well, it's pretty obvious, it's got to be the night I took the OAOAST World title for the first time against Caboose, July 22, 2002! [quote]JR: This is it, the moment we've all been waiting for. Ladies and gentlemen at home, set your VCRs, because after tonight you may never see either of these men again! "Loser Leaves" OAOAT World Title Match Caboose © vs. alfdogg Finkel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the OAOAT World Championship! Introducing first, from San Antonio, Texas, your guest referee, Tony, The Boooodyyyyy! Tony “The Body” enters the ring and gets a mixed reaction, though as usual, there are more cheers than boos. “This Means War” hits and Caboose comes down from the rafters, for the last time. Unlike his usual boos, the crowd cheers for Caboose’s last appearance in OAOAT. Finkel: Making his last appearance in OAOAT, from Derby, England, he is your defending champion, weighing in at 215 lbs, Caaaaaaaboose! The cheers turn to boos as “The Wall” hits and alfdogg makes his way to ringside. Finkel: The challenger, from Anderson, Indiana, weighing in at 250 lbs, alfdoooog! The bell rings and the two, once allies, are at each other’s throats. Tony forces them to break it up, and Caboose responds by superkicking alfdogg square in the jaw and covering for 1…alfdogg kicks out. The two brawl to the corner, and alfdogg drives his shoulder into Caboose’s gut. He goes up for a ten-punch, but Caboose pulls him off and powerbombs him. Alfdogg is up, but Caboose runs off the ropes and USES THE KNEE~! for 1…alfdogg kicks out again at one. Caboose goes for another superkick, but alfdogg ducks and rushes the other leg, bringing Caboose down. He then starts punching Caboose until Tony makes him break it up. He then delivers a standing Alfsault to Caboose and covers for 1…2…Caboose kicks out and rolls out of the ring. Alfdogg rolls out after him, but Caboose was planning on that, and grabs him and drops him onto the guard-rail. Caboose hops onto the ring-apron, and dives off in an elbow drop, driving his elbow into alfdogg’s kidney. Alfdogg falls off the guard rail, but when Caboose picks him up, alfdogg hits him with a hidden pair of nunchucks! From his angle, Tony didn’t see the ‘chucks, but after alfdogg whips Caboose into the ring steps, Tony tells alfdogg to bring it in. Alfdogg gives Caboose a Russian legs-weep into the ring steps, then rolls him back in and covers for 1…2…Caboose kicks out again! The crowd starts to get behind Caboose, as alfdogg gives Caboose the THREE ALFPLEXES OF DOOM~! He hits the release dragon and belly to belly with ease, but when setting up Caboose for the T-Bone, Caboose fights his way out of it and pulls alfdogg down into an inside cradle for 1…2…alfdogg kicks out! Caboose grabs alfdogg, and gives him a One Way Ticket, then climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits a Lo’ Down and covers for 1…2…2.5..alfdogg kicks out again! Caboose picks alfdogg up for a capture suplex, but alfdogg gives him an enzuigiri, and stomps away at the kidney. Alfdogg gives Caboose a spinning backbreaker, then puts on a surfboard submission hold. Just as it seems Caboose is about to tap, he makes it to the ropes! Tony forces alfdogg to break the hold, and as Caboose gets up he’s holding his side. Alfdogg gives Caboose the Super Tombstone Piledriver, and cover for 1…2...as Tony’s hand is about to come down for the three, cobainwasmurdered appears out of the crowd and pulls Tony out of the ring, and lays him out with a tire iron shot! Cobainwasmurdered then rolls into the ring and Conspiracy Bombs alfdogg and places Caboose on top as another referee runs down to make the count. 1…2…alfdogg kicks out! Outside the ring, cobainwasmurdered can be seen briefly talking trash to Tony and spitting in his face before hopping the guard-rail and disappearing. Back in the ring, Caboose hits the End of the Line, and covers for 1…2…alfdogg kicks out again! Caboose picks up alfdogg, but alfdogg shoves him into the referee and locks in an abdominal stretch for about twenty seconds to make it harder for Caboose to recover for the time being. With the ref down, alfdogg leaves the ring to get the nunchucks, and goes to strike Caboose, but Caboose rolls out of the way, and onto the floor, grabbing the title and, holding his side, attempting to leave up the ramp. About halfway up the ramp, Caboose turns to see if alfdogg is chasing him, but alfdogg is standing in the ring with a grain on his face. Caboose turns around and walks right into a Messiah Bomb from a waiting Sandman9000! The boos are thunderous as Sandman drags Caboose and tosses him back into the ring. Alfdogg covers, but Sandman can’t revive the ref. All eyes are on the entrance ramp as “Cowboy” Bill Watts himself, in a striped shirt, comes down to force Sandman to leave ring-side. Watts gets in the ring, but by now Caboose is recovered, and hits a missile dropkick on alfdogg and covers for 1…2…alfdogg kicks out! Both men are down, and Watts begins a standing ten-count. Alfdogg is first to his feet, and catches Caboose with an Ol’ Skool Arn Anderson-style Spinebuster and goes up for the Five-Star Alf Splash, but Caboose barely manages to roll out of the way! Caboose goes for a DDT, and covers, but alfdogg gets his foot on the ropes. Alfdogg gives Caboose a shot to the kidney, and hooks him in the Perfect Plex. Watts gives a fast count, 1..2..but Caboose still manages to kick out in the nick of time! Caboose argues with Watts about the count, but the crowd is on their feet as he sets up alfdogg for the Emerald Fusion. To get out, alfdogg gives Caboose a blatant low blow, which Watts allows, then goes up top and hits the Five Star Alf Splash and Watts gives another fast count. 1..2..3! Watts picks up the title, holds alfdogg’s hands high, and awards it to him. The arena is filled with deafening boos as Watts kicks Caboose until he rolls out of the ring, where he is met by security officers who force him out of the arena. He gets one last look at the camera and, with tears in his eyes, mouths goodbye, until he’s finally thrown out. The crowd hasn’t relented their booing of alfdogg, who holds the title high above his head and taunts the crowd until fade out.[/quote] ALF Of course, there's so many great moments to choose from, that no one could narrow it down to just one! But, me being the outstanding mind that I am, there's your one great HeldDOWN~! moment! They really should have made a separate HeldDOWN~! moments show, just for me. But alas, no one has that sort of foresight in this company. I gotta go now, but first, I got a surprise, we've been working on this all day. Zoom out, cameraman. The camera zooms out to display all of the Laker banners and retired jerseys. ALF OK guys, let it go! A giant banner drops down, covering all of the jerseys and banners. [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/alfdogg/celticsfakers.jpg] ALF :lol:

Reject and Melissa Nerdly are laying side-by-side on a beach in Los Angeles. REJECT My all-time favorite HeldDOWN~! moment. Well, it's got to be this past October 3rd, when I met Leon Rodez inside a steel cage. *Cut to various highlights of the cage match* REJECT Leon and his skank, then-girlfriend Maggie had been a thorn in my side for several weeks, and this was my chance for retribution. *Cut to Reject digging a barbed-wire bat into the bloodied forehead of Leon.* REJECT I left his pretty little blood lying all over the mat. And he took a [i]little[/i] out of me, too, but it was all worth it. I was dominant that night. And then...the ultimate revenge. [quote]Reject then gets to his feet, and re-applies the R-LOCK~!!!!!11111, this time hooking Leon in a body scissors and dropping to the mat. COACH Haha, no clever reversals this time, nowhere to go for Leon Rodez! Suddenly the crowd begins to cheer, as the camera cuts to the aisle, where Melissa Nerdly is running down! COLE Hey! It's Melissa! Thank God she's okay! Melissa pleads with the referee to let her inside, but after her offer is refused, she bitchslaps the referee and takes the key, letting herself in! COACH What in the hell is Melissa thinking? Melissa drops to her knees next to Reject and pleads with him to release the hold. After several more seconds, Reject obliges, and stalks Melissa into a corner. COLE This is not good at all. Melissa, sitting on the mat, scoots all the way back into the corner, as Leon gets to his feet behind Reject. Reject hovers over Melissa, who comes up to her knees, as Leon charges Reject, who moves, and Leon stops himself right in front of Melissa... ...who HITS HIM WITH A LOW BLOW~! COACH WHOA~! COLE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?! Melissa Nerdly just gave a low blow to Leon! Leon doubles over in pain, as Melissa gets to her feet, and SLAPS Leon across the face! COLE And now a slap! The slap turns Leon around, allowing Reject to hit him with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE And the Eulogy by Reject! Reject lays on top of Leon... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH YYYYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~! COLE DAMN IT~!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen...the winner, of the steel cage match...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!! Melissa re-enters the cage, with Reject's title belt over her right shoulder. COLE And now, what's Melissa doing with Reject's belt??? Reject pulls himself to his feet, then makes his way over to Melissa. The two stare at each other for a second, before Reject reaches his right arm around Melissa's neck, to her right arm, grabbing his belt...then Melissa reaches her left hand up, grabbing Reject behind the neck, and PULLING HIM FOR A BIG KISS! COACH ohmy.gif COLE ohmy.gif FANS ohmy.gif COLE I can't believe this! This whole thing, from Melissa's "exclusive" interviews with Leon, to the hotel, to this match, it was all a setup! But why? Why would Melissa do something like this? After the kiss is finished, the two smile at each other, then Reject pulls his belt off of her shoulder back around her neck, as Melissa wipes some of Reject's blood off of her lips, with a big smile on her face. Reject picks up the barbed wire bat with his left hand, then places his right foot on the chest of Leon, and raises both hands, as Melissa kneels down next to him, and wraps her right arm around his waist, rubbing his abdominal section with her left hand. COLE What a disgusting scene this is! COACH That's your opinion, Cole! This is the most beautiful thing that's happened in this company in months! This is vindication for Reject! He has exorcised his demons! Finally, this chapter is over, and he can move on with his life! COLE Well...that's just a sickening thing to say, and completely untrue. Reject holds the ropes open for Melissa, ala Randy Savage. COLE And look at this, give me a break! COACH Who says Reject doesn't have respect for women? Reject and Melissa exit the cage, and Melissa raises Reject's hand in the aisle. COACH You know, there is a bright side to this, Cole...Leon can go share a hospital bed with his girlfriend now! COLE Fuck you. I'm Michael Cole, we'll see you next week. COACH Hey, where's my credit? COLE I got you credit right here, bitch. Reject raises Melissa's hand in the entryway, then pulls her in for another kiss.[/quote] REJECT And some day, Leon, we will meet again. And this time...not only will I walk out with the girl...(puts his arm around Melissa)...but I will walk out, as the OAOAST World heavyweight champion.

I'm going to try to have some HD moments, as well.

If you guys don't mind, I'd like to hold off my Anderson Cup match until next week's show. I guess KC is the person I really should be asking here, since his characters are involved. I will, however, provide that major Deadly Alliance announcement that I told Patty I would provide for this show.

Great job on the opening, as usual. Nice little opener between Candie and Alison, and nice to see Candie come back with a win. The result was a little surprising, though, I thought Alison may get this one with Candie getting it back down the road. Nice Enterprise segment, with Moneymaker getting an ominous message at the end. Can't wait to see who's behind this. I love the reference to the Acclaim WWF games at the beginning here. Melody puts up a nice battle, but Jade continues her run. You have to wonder who can stop Jade at this point. Malaysia's chamber was a very "entertaining" read, if you follow me on that one. Very well done. Zack/Moneymaker was incredible. You could definitely feel the long-standing hatred between the two men, and the match itself was right down my alley, hard-hitting action all the way. Another excellent match for the World title, with a shocking return from Tha Puerto Rican. His feud with Mr. Dick should be some good stuff. MOTN: Zack vs Moneymaker LOTN: "That's...uh...that's deep. Only time Papa Nerdly got that deep was when he was planting his seed in a woman's garden." - Inspector Nerdly

There's no way they can overturn this one.

OMG.

Sun, Feb. 1 Minnesota @ Boston, 12:00 Orlando @ Toronto, 12:00 Cleveland @ Detroit, 2:30 ABC Oklahoma City @ Sacramento, 3:00 Mon, Feb. 2 Dallas @ Orlando, 7:00 Memphis @ Washington, 7:00 LA Clippers @ Miami, 7:30 LA Lakers @ New York, 7:30 Portland @ New Orleans, 8:00 NBATV Sacramento @ Phoenix, 9:00 Charlotte @ Utah, 9:00 San Antonio @ Golden State, 10:30 Tue, Feb. 3 Toronto @ Cleveland, 7:00 Minnesota @ Indiana, 7:00 Boston @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Milwaukee @ New Jersey, 7:30 Chicago @ Houston, 8:30 San Antonio @ Denver, 9:00 NBATV Wed, Feb. 4 LA Clippers @ Orlando, 7:00 LA Lakers @ Toronto, 7:00 New Jersey @ Washington, 7:00 Miami @ Detroit, 7:30 Cleveland @ New York, 7:30 Houston @ Memphis, 8:00 Atlanta @ Minnesota, 8:00 Chicago @ New Orleans, 8:00 Denver @ Oklahoma City, 8:00 Portland @ Dallas, 8:30 NBATV Phoenix @ Golden State, 10:30 Thu, Feb. 5 Indiana @ Philadelphia, 7:00 LA Lakers @ Boston, 8:00 TNT Dallas @ Utah, 10:30 TNT Fri, Feb. 6 Atlanta @ Charlotte, 7:00 Orlando @ Indiana, 7:00 Boston @ New York, 7:30 LA Clippers @ Memphis, 8:00 Toronto @ New Orleans, 8:00 Portland @ Oklahoma City, 8:00 Denver @ Washington, 8:00 ESPN Utah @ Sacramento, 10:00 Golden State @ Phoenix, 10:30 ESPN Sat, Feb. 7 LA Clippers @ Atlanta, 7:00 Miami @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Denver @ New Jersey, 7:30 NBATV Toronto @ Memphis, 8:00 Chicago @ Dallas, 8:30 Minnesota @ Houston, 8:30 Detroit @ Milwaukee, 8:30

Another one I just remembered DO-DO-DO DO YA HAVE IT

I remember Nick Arcade, but don't really recall any of the games on the show being "popular", at least not around these parts. I'm not sure if Nick GAS still exists, but they were still showing the old Nick Game shows on that channel (Arcade, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Get the Picture, etc.)

Since Nick Arcade was referenced in another thread, I figured I'd bring this up. I clearly remember a game show as a kid where kids went through a mock video game store on the stage and collected as many video games as they could in a certain amount of time (much like "Supermarket Sweep", except with video games). Does anyone else remember this, and remember what it was called?

The Rumble is finally in, thank God. I'll try to have feedback tomorrow. Time for bed now.

COACH And I think these guys are getting ready to take control here, Cole! Ned has Wright set up for a piledriver, but Alf connects from the side with a SUPERKICK~! COLE And Alf strikes with a big kick on Ned! Alf then scoops up Ned, and pitches him over the top to the floor! COLE And Ned is gone, at the hands of Alf! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 17th elimination: Ned Blanchard entered: #26 time in ring: 8:46 eliminated: none eliminated by: Alfdogg currently in ring: Sandman9000, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix, Ragdoll, Christian Wright, Faqu, Colin Maguire Jr., MEL, Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH We've still got a lot of guys in there, Cole! COLE I'm counting 13 guys on my list, four of them from the Deadly Alliance, and one of those, the #1 draw, Sandman9000, who has been in there since the very beginning, 57+ minutes now! COACH Got two from Cucaracha Internacional, Landon and Faqu...Christian Wright from the Enterprise... COLE We've also got Tha Puerto Rican... COACH :throwup: COLE Bohemoth, representing the in-crowd...Colin Maguire Jr., MEL of the Christ Air Express... COACH Ragdoll still out there, as well, the Intercontinental champion! COLE And one of them will challenge for the OAOAST World title at AngleMania VIII! The Deadly Alliance discusses some strategy in a corner, as Colin takes down Bo with a chop block, then chokes him on the mat. PRL battles it out with MEL, while Brock slugs Faqu down in a corner, and Ragdoll presses his knee into the face of Landon. MEL then attempts to dump PRL! COLE And look at this! MEL has got PRL going! With PRL halfway over the ropes, Wright sneaks up from behind, and dumps both over the top! MEL goes down to the floor, but PRL manages to hang on with one hand on the middle rope and one foot on the apron! COLE Wright going for the double elimination there, but only eliminates MEL! PRL still in there! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 18th elimination: MEL entered: #29 time in ring: 3:49 eliminated: none eliminated by: Christian Wright currently in ring: Sandman9000, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix, Ragdoll, Christian Wright, Faqu, Colin Maguire Jr., Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wright celebrates his feat, until Landon sneaks up from behind, scoops him up...and executes the GO 2 SLEEP~!!!!!11111 COACH Whoa! COLE Landon with the GTS on Christian Wright! COACH CI vs Enterprise! Brock then comes from behind Landon, and scoops him up onto his shoulders! COLE F-Stunner-5, coming up! However, Faqu save his leader, delivering a thrust to Brock's throat! Faqu then lets out a yell, and clotheslines Brock to the floor! COLE Big clothesline from Faqu, and Brock is gone! COACH Wow! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 19th elimination: Brock Ausstin entered: #18 time in ring: 23:56 eliminated: none eliminated by: Faqu currently in ring: Sandman9000, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix, Ragdoll, Christian Wright, Faqu, Colin Maguire Jr., Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Faqu then lets out another yell, before catching Bo with a back kick to the gut. Landon joins in on the assault, as the two hammer on Bo. PRL and Wright slug it out, as do Ragdoll and Colin. COACH No love lost between Colin and Ragdoll! COLE And this time, the stakes a spot in the main event at AngleMania! Faqu holds Bo for Landon, who runs to the ropes, and goes for a clothesline...but Bo slips out of the way! However, Landon stops at the last second, and doesn't make contact. COLE And Landon able to stop himself right there! Landon points to his head, telling people how smart he is, then turns around as Bohemoth charges in, and CLOTHESLINES BOTH LANDON AND FAQU TO THE FLOOR! COACH :o :angry: COLE And look at the strength of the Metrosexual Monster! Landon gone! Faqu gone! Nine men left! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 20th elimination: Landon Maddix entered: #23 time in ring: 16:55 eliminated: Tyler Bryant eliminated by: Bohemoth 21st elimination: Faqu entered: #27 time in ring: 9:02 eliminated: Denzel Spencer, Brock Ausstin eliminated by: Bohemoth currently in ring: Sandman9000, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Ragdoll, Christian Wright, Colin Maguire Jr., Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bo lets out a yell, as Wright approaches him, and gets floored by a forearm! PRL then picks up Wright, and pitches him out to the floor! COLE And Christian gone, that'll make it eight! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 22nd elimination: Christian Wright entered: #25 time in ring: 13:23 eliminated: MEL eliminated by: Tha Puerto Rican currently in ring: Sandman9000, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Ragdoll, Colin Maguire Jr., Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH And look at the scene, Cole! Eight men left, and still all four Deadly Alliance members! COLE The Deadly Alliance currently with a 50% chance of sending one of their members to AngleMania! The camera pans around the ring, showing the Deadly Alliance in one corner. COLE We've reached the one-hour mark in the Lethal Rumble match, and Sandman9000 still out there! Could he take his undefeated run through AngleMania and challenge for the World title? Or will it be Alfdogg, looking to duplicate Zack Malibu's achievement of three OAOAST World titles? COACH And you know Reject would love to get another crack at Leon! COLE And imagine what a World title would do for Thunderkid's career! The camera goes to the next corner, where Colin Maguire Jr. stands. COLE An admirable performance from CMJ, only been here a few months, but he is one of the final eight men in the Lethal Rumble! Pan over to Ragdoll, on his right knee in the corner, with his right hand on the mat. COLE Ragdoll, sizing up the competition, it could easily be him challenging Leon Rodez, or whoever the champion may be! Cut to Bo, standing at the ropes between two corners. COLE Bohemoth could make it an all In-Crowd main event, and could become the third In-Crowder to hold the sport's biggest prize! Cut to PRL in the final corner. COLE And Tha Puerto Rican, this would be an amazing comeback bid if he could win here tonight, and earn a rematch with Leon Rodez! The eight men start to move in on one another, and Colin strikes the first blow, attacking Ragdoll in one corner, while the DA splits off in twos, with TK and Reject attacking PRL, and Alf and Sandman going after Bo! COACH Nice strategy here by the Deadly Alliance, doubling off on both Bo and PRL! COLE Nice strategy, but Colin IMO should have gone for one of the Deadly Alliance guys! COACH Yeah, real smart, jump into a group of four guys and start swinging! I'm glad you're not a manager! TK and Reject stomp PRL into the mat, then TK hammers Colin from behind. TK sets up a back suplex, but Colin flips behind the back, and shoves TK into the ropes, catching him with the CAMBRIDGE CURSE~!!!111 COLE And there's that stun gun from Colin! Colin gets to his feet, and PRL meets him with a kick to the gut, followed by the P.R. NIGHTMARE~!!!!!11111 COLE P.R. Nightmare from PRL to Colin! Bo stands behind PRL, waiting, then hits him with the EROTIC AWAKENING OF B~!!!!!11111 COACH :lol: COLE And PRL gets taken down by Bo! Reject waits from behind Bo, and hits him with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE And the Eulogy from Reject! COACH This is great, Cole! Alf gains his balance on the top rope, and hits PRL with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE Alf strikes with the splash on PRL! Ragdoll strikes immediately, drilling Alf with the DEVIL DOLL~!!!!!11111 COLE DEVIL DOLL~! Ragdoll out of nowhere! Sandman then delivers a foot to the gut, and plants Ragdoll with the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COACH And look at Sandman, still dishing out big moves! Sandman sits on the mat for a few seconds, as Reject helps TK come to. Reject picks up Ragdoll, and TK lifts him in a hangman's hold. Reject measures, and delivers a STIFF roundhouse kick to the abdomen! TK then works over PRL, as Sandman goes over and lifts Bo up off the mat. Sandman hooks Bo, grabbing one arm...but Bo breaks the grip, and BACKDROPS SANDMAN TO THE FLOOR! COACH Oh no! COLE And Sandman is finally gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 23rd elimination: Sandman9000 entered: #1 time in ring: 62:47 eliminated: Biff Atlas, DJ Giant Jesus (co) eliminated by: Bohemoth currently in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Ragdoll, Colin Maguire Jr., Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Almost 63 minutes of fighting, but Sandman9000 finally done in by Bo! Meanwhile, PRL ducks a clothesline from TK, and hits him with a superkick, sending him backwards over the top to the floor! COLE And Thunderkid gone! The Deadly Alliance, just like that, from 4 down to 2! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 24th elimination: Thunderkid entered: #22 time in ring: 22:53 eliminated: none eliminated by: Tha Puerto Rican currently in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Bohemoth, Ragdoll, Colin Maguire Jr., Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PRL goes to work on Alf, as Reject stomps away on Bo. PRL grabs Alf, and drives him with the LATIN SLAM~!, as the crowd starts to boo. COLE Wait a minute! The camera cuts to the aisle, revealing Mr. Dick making his way down. COACH I told you, Cole, this wasn't over! Mr. Dick stops at the end of the aisle, holding his arms out, as PRL spots him. COLE And he's got PRL distracted here! PRL and Mr. Dick jaw jack at ringside for a few seconds, then Mr. Dick comes to the apron, and starts to climb, then hops back as PRL tries to take a swat at him. Alf gets to his feet in the ring, as PRL backs up a step, right into Alf, who grabs him from behind and pitches him to the floor! COLE Wait a minute, NO! COACH :headbang: COLE Tha Puerto Rican eliminated, thanks to Mr. Dick! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 25th elimination: Tha Puerto Rican entered: #15 time in ring: 37:42 eliminated: Cuban Wall, Christian Wright, Thunderkid eliminated by: Alfdogg currently in ring: Reject, Bohemoth, Ragdoll, Colin Maguire Jr., Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH He had it coming, Cole! He had no business getting involved in Mr. Dick's World title shot! PRL charges after Mr. Dick, taking him down in the aisle, as officials pour out of the locker room to separate them. COLE PRL is livid, and I don't blame him! It takes three or four officials to hold each guy back from the other, and they are both ushered off into the locker room. Meanwhile in the ring, Colin has Ragdoll scooped up, and dumps him over the top, but Ragdoll holds on, and manages to counter Colin to the floor! COLE And Colin Maguire Jr. eliminated! Nice showing by the young guy, making it all the way to the last five men! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 26th elimination: Colin Maguire Jr. entered: #28 time in ring: 12:20 eliminated: none eliminated by: Ragdoll [b]FINAL FOUR: Reject, Bohemoth, Ragdoll, Alfdogg[/b] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And now, it's the Final Four! Bohemoth! Alfdogg! Reject! Ragdoll! Which of these men will challenge for the OAOAST World title at AngleMania VIII? Alf and Reject move in from one side of the ring, and Alf goes after Bo, while Reject goes after Ragdoll. Reject backs Ragdoll into the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! However, Ragdoll fires back, hitting Reject with forearms and right hands! He then whips Reject across, and floors him with a flying axhandle! COLE Ragdoll taking control of Reject here, and what a match that would be, Leon vs Ragdoll! COACH Any one of these guys would be a great match for Leon! Alf goes after Ragdoll next, but Ragdoll catches him with a shot to the gut, then whips him hard into a corner. Ragdoll attempts a hurricanrana...but Alf blocks halfway through the move, then steps in between his legs, and applies the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 COLE Sharpshooter on Ragdoll! Alf cranks back on the hold, as Ragdoll reaches for the ropes. Bo comes to his senses, and clotheslines Alf from behind. COACH That's a cheap shot! COLE Bo comes to the rescue, indirectly, of Ragdoll right there! Bo scoops up Alf, looking for a running powerslam, but Alf slips behind the back, shoving him into a corner, then catches him with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! He then comes from behing Ragdoll, delivering a low blow! COLE And Alf with a low blow to Ragdoll! Reject immediately follows with the EULOGY~! COLE And the Eulogy from Reject! Alf and Reject pick up Ragdoll, and scoop him up for a double slam, carrying him to the ropes. Ragdoll fights it for several seconds, but is eventually overpowered by the two DA members, and dumped to the floor! COLE Ragdoll is gone! COACH Three guys left! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 27th elimination: Ragdoll entered: #24 time in ring: 21:51 eliminated: Lunar Phoenix, Colin Maguire Jr. eliminated by: Reject, Alfdogg currently in ring: Reject, Bohemoth, Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And the odds do not look good right now for Bophemoth! Bo looks on as Alf and Reject approach from different sides. Bo switches off nailing both guys, but Alf ends up trapping Bo by his tights from behind, as Reject lays in some blows. Alf and Reject send Bo into the ropes, and catch him with a double clothesline! Reject then hooks Bo, as Alf taunts the crowd, drawing boos. Alf backs into the ropes...but Bo moves out of the way, and ALF HITS REJECT, sending him over the top rope! COACH No! COLE Miscommunication between Alf and Reject, and Bo back in control! Reject lands on the apron, as Bo hammers away on Alf. Bo sets Alf up for a powerbomb, but Alf drops down, and executes a LOW BLOW~! Alf then takes Bo over to the ropes, attempting elimination! COLE Could Bo be the next to go! Reject gets to his feet in the ring, and just stands in the background. He looks to both sides of the crowd...then sneaks up from behind, and DUMPS ALF TO THE FLOOR~! COACH Oh, no! COLE Reject just eliminatied Alf! Can you believe that? We're down to two! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 28th elimination: Alfdogg entered: #30 time in ring: 11:04 eliminated: Ned Blanchard, Tha Puerto Rican, Ragdoll (co) eliminated by: Reject currently in ring: Reject, Bohemoth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reject thinks he's eliminated both guys, and starts to celebrate, but Bo has just gone to the apron, and rolls back inside and comes to his feet. Reject and Bohemoth stare each other down briefly from across the ring. COLE Two men left! The Deadly Alliance vs the In-Crowd! Reject vs Bohemoth! Which one of these men will go on to AngleMania? Reject charges, and throws a right hand, which is blocked, and a slugfest ensues! Bo gets the better of the exchange, then whips Reject into the ropes, and attempts a PRESS SLAM~!, but Reject slips behind the back, and tries for the EULOGY~!!!!!11111, but Bo blocks, shoving Reject into the ropes, and clotheslines Reject to the mat! COLE Bo strikes the first big blow! Bo then whips Reject into a corner, and charges, but Reject gets a foot up! Reject then climbs onto the shoulders of Bo, and rolls over into a victory roll, then gets to his feet, hooks Bo's legs, and turns him over into the R-LOCK~!!!!!11111 COACH R-Lock! Bo crawls to the ropes, then grabs the middle rope, and uses the momentum to pull Reject over the top rope! Reject hangs on, as Bo puts his hands on his knees in the middle of the ring, and skins the cat, then comes back in and tosses Bo over the top! COLE Ooooh, not quite! Bo narrowly avoids the floor, then rolls back inside and quickly gets to his feet, catching the charging Reject with a SPINEBUSTER~! COLE And Reject gets caught! Bo picks up Reject, and THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP TO THE FLOOR~!!!!! *DING DING DING* COACH :( COLE REJECT IS GONE! BOHEMOTH!!! BOHEMOTH IS GOING TO ANGLEMANIA!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 29th elimination: Reject entered: #16 time in ring: 40:59 eliminated: Tim Cash, Ragdoll (co), Alfdogg eliminated by: Bohemoth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ******************************************************************************** *********** WINNER: Bohemoth entered: #21 time in ring: 31:02 eliminated: Todd Cortez, Landon Maddix, Faqu, Sandman9000, Reject ******************************************************************************** *********** BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen...the winner of the Lethal Rumble match...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] COLE Bohemoth has done it! He has reached the top of the mountain, and he is on his way, to AngleMania! COACH You know what this means, Cole! COLE Absolutely, if everything stands, it will be In Crowd vs In Crowd at AngleMania, Bohemoth challenging Leon Rodez for the OAOAST World title! Confetti pours from the ceiling, as Bo poses on the buckles. The camera shows a dark shot of Reject walking back to the locker room. COLE And credit to Reject, as well, he was out there over 40 minutes, and was with INCHES of winning this thing! But it didn't happen for him, and that's the man of the hour right there, the Metrosexual Monster, Bohemoth, headed to AngleMania VIII! Ladies and gentlemen, for the Coach, I'm Michael Cole! We'll see you on HeldDOWN~! Whenever that is! The camera shoots up from the floor at Bo posing on the buckles as we... [b]FADE TO BLACK[/b]

These.

Did anyone else laugh when they read Marvin and Agent's post back-to-back?

[i]If you are what you say you are A superstar Then have no fear The camera's here and the microphones and they wanna know Oh oh oh yeah[/i] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4z76B-NE_8][i]Superstar[/url][/i] plays as Ned Blanchard runs to the ring. COLE And it's the other half of the Beverly Hills Blonds, Ned Blanchard! Ned slides in, and starts slugging it out with Christian Wright! COACH And you knew this was coming! COLE Ned battling it out with his former stablemate, Christian Wright! Ned gets the better of the exchange, then takes him into a corner, and rams his head into the buckles, as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Wright drops to the mat, as Sandman approaches Ned, but gets met with a shot to the gut. COACH And how about Sandman, still in there! Ned whips Sandman into the ropes, and catches him with a back drop! Landon then spins Ned around from behind, and throws a right hand, but Ned ducks, and scoops Landon up, attempting to eliminate him! COLE And Landon Maddix in trouble! Denzel comes over to assist Ned, but Wright drives a knee into the back of Ned, breaking everything up. Landon goes to the apron, then rolls back inside and hammers Denzel in the gut from the mat. COLE And Landon able to save himself, much like we've seen Sandman do for 50 minutes upon the next entry, which will be #27! Wright stomps away on Ned, as Reject and TK double up on PRL. Ragdoll chokes Sandman on the mat, as Brock and Bo go at it in a corner. COLE And Brock Ausstin and Bohemoth, the two big guys, going at it once again! Reject and PRL once again scoop up PRL! COLE PRL in trouble again! COACH TK and Reject are really going at PRL here! Wright comes over to help, but takes a low blow from Ned! Sandman and Landon come over to help, as well, while Denzel hammers on Sandman. COLE They're all cluttered up on that one side of the ring! Denzel then tries to dump Landon over the top of PRL! COLE And now Landon's going again! This could be two at a time! Landon grabs onto PRL's leg, and both men fall to the apron simultaneously, as the count begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp5oMXFaWDs][i]King Kong[/url][/i] by LA Symphony hits. COLE Oh my God... Faqu walks through the curtains and toward the ring. COACH Another member of Cucaracha Internacional! Faqu climbs into the ring, and hammers everyone in the group attempting to dump PRL and Landon. He then grabs Denzel, and delivers a big headbutt, followed by a thrust kick! He then scrapes Denzel up, and tosses him over the top to the floor! COLE And Denzel is gone! An excellent run by Denzel Spencer, but the fresh Samoan Wrecking Ball just too much! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 16th elimination: Denzel Spencer entered: #12 time in ring: 30:29 eliminated: Nathaniel Black eliminated by: Faqu currently in ring: Sandman9000, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix, Ragdoll, Christian Wright, Ned Blanchard, Faqu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH And also Faqu getting revenge for the elimination of Nathaniel Black! Faqu then delivers a big chop to Ned, then a Samoan drop! Big headbutt for Sandman! Thrust kick for PRL! He then assaults Bo in the corner, but Bo fights back! COLE Faqu going after everyone, but look at Bo fight back! Bo wins the slugfest, then backs into the ropes, but Faqu catches him with a Samoan drop! COLE And look at the show of strength by the Samoan Wrecking Ball! Faqu gets to his feet and lets out a big yell, before Ragdoll hits him with a LOW BLOW from behind! COLE And Ragdoll coming from behind with a low blow! COACH That might be the only thing that slows down Faqu right now! Immediately, Sandman pounces onto Faqu, choking him, and executing BOOT SCRAPES~! as the countdown begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmDWHLDRM8k][i]I'm Shipping Up To Boston[/url][/i] hits, and Colin Maguire Jr. runs through the curtains and towards the ring. COACH Alright, Colin! COLE Colin Maguire Jr., #28! Terrific opportunity for the relative newcomer! Colin slides in, and hammers away on Ned, then hits him with an IRISH SUPLEX~! COLE Colin uses a lot of suplexes, and he just used one there on Ned Blanchard! Colin then goes to work on PRL, whipping him into the ropes, and catching him with a clothesline! COLE Nice clothesline by Colin Maguire Jr.! Colin then goes over and helps Wright attempt to dump Brock over the ropes! COLE And now teaming up in an attempt to eliminate Brock Ausstin! Brock manages to fight it off, then hammers away on Colin and Wright! Brock then hooks Colin, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE Big-time suplex by Brock Ausstin! TK, Reject and Sandman stand back in a corner, as Ned makes his back over to Wright. A slugfest ensues, won by Ned, who then tries to dump Christian! COLE Christian Wright in trouble! After a brief struggle, Wright rakes Ned in the eyes, then slips down behind him, and takes him down with an STO~! Sandman goes after Bohemoth, while TK and Reject go over to Ragdoll, and overpower him in a slugfest, as the countdown begins. COLE #29, the real lucky guys, coming up! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utWqCyq-RK0][i]Like the Angel[/url][/i] by Rise Against plays, and MEL runs to the ring. COLE And it's MEL, the other half of the Christ Air Express! MEL slides in, and goes after Landon, taking him down from behind, and laying in right hands. COLE The #29 entrant, the Christ Air Express's MEL! COACH And you know who #30 is now, right? COLE A huge advantage for Alfdogg, who will be the final entry, and will have the support of all three of the Deadly Alliance's other entrants! MEL whips Landon into a corner, and executes a backdrop! However, he turns around right into Faqu, who catches him with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE Oh, Faqu is dominant in there! Bo comes into the scene and clotheslines Faqu, staggering him into a corner. He then drives in knees, as Landon jumps onto his back, and rakes his eyes. Meanwhile, PRL has got Reject in trouble, while Brock hammers TK in a corner! COLE And look at Reject in trouble! PRL manages to send Reject to the apron, but Reject hangs onto the top rope, keeping his feet from hitting the floor. He rolls back in, as Colin hammers away on PRL. PRL fights back on Colin, hitting him with right hands, then taking a step back and hitting a SUPERKICK~! COLE Nice kick from PRL, making a nice showing in his return to the ring! TK pulls Reject over into a corner, where Sandman also stands. COACH And you notice the Deadly Alliance has stuck together! COLE And they'll be adding another member in just a few seconds! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg walks through the curtains. COLE And here he is, the only man to compete in every single Lethal Rumble match, getting the best draw of the night! Alfdogg could go onto AngleMania VIII, and could become a three-time OAOAST World champion! Alf takes his time, walking slowly to the ring, and surveying the scene, then climbs inside into the corner which the Deadly Alliance occupies. 56:36

Well, we're about an hour away from announcing All-Star reserves. Here's the guys I chose, let's see how close I get. East G: Joe Johnson G: Devin Harris F: Paul Pierce F: Danny Granger C: Chris Bosh WC: Mo Williams WC: David Lee I'm pretty sure I have all these right, except maybe for Lee. I'm guessing a second guy from the Magic might get that spot (Jameer Nelson, Rashard Lewis). Another longshot is Andre Igoudala. West G: Chauncey Billups G: Brandon Roy F: Dirk Nowitzki F: Carmelo Anthony C: Al Jefferson WC: Pau Gasol WC: Tony Parker The center position was the toughest choice here. You could easily go with Mehmet Okur here, and the Jazz are closer to the playoffs, but I'm going with the hot team and the guy who's been more dominant all season. People will complain if Shaq doesn't make it, but he doesn't even play back to backs, and IMO an All-Star should play every night.

Also, whenever Shaq commits a flagrant foul: "He can't help it, he's just so big and strong!"

"He wears his emotions on his sleeve"

*BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* COLE OHHH YEAH! The crowd erupts as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6lop4AV90Y][i]Liberate[/url][/i] by Disturbed kicks in, and Bohemoth walks through the curtains. COLE One of the odds-on favorites, representing the In-Crowd, Bohemoth! And a great draw at #21! Bo runs to the ring, and slides through, where Reject awaits. Bo quickly wins a slugfest with Reject, then shoves him backwards into the ropes, and catches him with a SPINEBUSTER~! COLE Big-time spinebuster! Bo then delivers a forearm to Todd Cortez, staggering him backwards into the ropes, then follows him in, clotheslining him to the floor! COLE And Todd Cortez is finally gone, courtesy of Bohemoth! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12th elimination: Todd Cortez entered: #2 time in ring: 38:26 eliminated: Simon Singleton (co), James Blonde, DJ Giant Jesus (co) eliminated by: Bohemoth currently in ring: Sandman9000, Denzel Spencer, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Tyler Bryant, Lunar Phoenix, Brock Ausstin, Nathaniel Black, Lunar Phoenix, Bohemoth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bo starts handing out clotheslines like candy! Phoenix! Denzel! Sandman! Bryant! He then grabs Black, and executes a running powerslam! He then gets to his feet, to spot Brock Ausstin staring him in the eyes, as the crowd starts to buzz. COLE Big-time staredown right here! As the two stare each other down, PRL then steps into the scene. COLE And now a three-way staredown! Brock and Bo both look over to PRL, who responds by throwing up the "Killa B" hand sign in both men's faces. COACH Uh-oh! PRL steps back, then Brock starts doing his Happy Happy Hoss Dance, before pointing in the face of PRL, then pointing in the face of Bo, before holding his hands in front of him, and making the motion as if he's bending a bar. COACH Nothing fancy with Brock Ausstin! "I'm gonna bend you in half!" Bo responds to that by holding a thumbs up in the face of each man, then bringing the THUMBS DOWN~! COLE And the big thumbs down! Brock throws a right hand at Bo, who blocks, and returns one of his own! PRL then delivers right hands to Bo, as Brock shakes the blow off, and delivers a double axhandle to the back of PRL! He then grabs Bo by the neck, and both men roll into a corner, each attempting to choke the other out. PRL rakes the eyes of Brock from behind, as another count begins. COACH Who's coming out #22? 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wid5FAayMc&feature=related][i]God of Thunder[/url][/i] hits, and Thunderkid comes through the curtains and jogs down to the ring. COLE And it's Thunderkid! So both tag team champions will be in the ring at the same time, a big advantage! TK slides in, and drives a knee into the back of Bryant, who was attempting to dump Reject over the top. COLE And as expected, right to the aid of his partner! COACH And Sandman still out there, too, so there's a good chance now that all four Deadly Alliance members could be out there at once! If that happens, I've got to think one of them will be the one headed to AngleMania! Reject holds Bryant, while TK lays in body shots. Denzel comes from behind TK, and spins him around, delivering right hands, but TK quickly overpowers him. COACH Denzel's been out there for quite a while, he's not going to win a slugfest with a fresh TK, or against TK under any circumstance, for that matter! COLE It's been a little over 20 minutes for Denzel Spencer, a nice showing on his behalf, as well! Black has PRL in the CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING~!!!!!11111, as Phoenix stomps away on him. COACH Look at this, Black with the chicken wing on PRL! I love it! COLE And Lunar Phoenix with a little insult to injury, stomping away as PRL is trapped in the hold! Bo knocks Phoenix to the mat, then stomps Black until he breaks the hold. However, he is then ambushed by TK and Reject, who bring him to the ropes and attempt to dump him over! COLE And the tag team champs have got Bo in trouble! Phoenix comes over the give TK and Reject a hand, but soon after, Bryant hammers on the back of Reject, and that's enough for Bo to push himself back inside. He knocks TK off with a right hand, then delivers a foot to the gut of Phoenix, followed by a clothesline, as the count begins. 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! "We're running with the Shadows Of The Night So baby take my hand, you'll be alright Surrender all your dreams to me tonight They'll come true in the end" COACH Oh yeah! Prepare for Landon! As [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66aqcOsnP2E][i]Shadows of the Night[/url][/i] plays, Landon walks out into the aisle and holds his arms out to the side. COLE Another favorite to come out the winner here, Landon Maddix, the leader of Cucaracha Internacional! Landon walks down to the ring, then climbs up the steps and steps through the ropes. He nails Denzel from behind, then sends him into the ropes, and catches him coming back with a THESZ PLANT~! COLE Landon with that modified Thesz press! He then gets to his feet, and starts pounding on the chest of Brock Ausstin, which has no effect. COLE And Landon could be in trouble right here! Landon backs off, as Brock stalks him around the ring, until Black trips him up by the legs, then Landon starts to stomp away on his head. COLE But there's Nathaniel Black, coming to the aid of his stablemate! Bryant attacks Landon from behind, leveling him with right hands, but Landon goes to the eyes. He whips Bryant into the ropes, and attempts a clothesline, but Bryant ducks a clothesline, and hits one of his own! He follows with a dropkick! He then charges Landon, but Landon ducks, and backdrops Bryant to the floor! COLE And there goes Tyler! He went for a big move on Landon, but Landon avoids the move, and sends Tyler packing! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 13th elimination: Tyler Bryant entered: #17 time in ring: 13:24 eliminated: none eliminated by: Landon Maddix currently in ring: Sandman9000, Denzel Spencer, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Lunar Phoenix, Brock Ausstin, Nathaniel Black, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Denzel comes from behind Landon as he celebrates his feat, and attempts to dump him to the floor! COLE Landon in trouble, as we're ready for another one! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d9521NJztI&feature=related][i]I Wanna Be Your Dog[/url][/i] hits, and Ragdoll makes his way through the curtains, as the crowd goes crazy. COACH Uh-oh! COLE The hits just keep on coming! Ragdoll, the reigning Intercontinental champion, entrant #24! Ragdoll slowly walks to the ring, then slides inside, and starts dishing out right hands to anyone who gets in his way! He catches Reject in a corner, and unleashes an assault of fists, forearms, and elbows! He then turns his attention to Phoenix, drilling him with a spinning back elbow, then measuring him, and clotheslining him over the top to the floor! COLE Oh no! COACH And Ragdoll has just eliminated Lunar Phoenix! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 14th elimination: Lunar Phoenix entered: #18 time in ring: 12:42 eliminated: The Mad Cappa eliminated by: Ragdoll currently in ring: Sandman9000, Denzel Spencer, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Nathaniel Black, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix, Ragdoll ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Landon hammers Ragdoll from behind, but Ragdoll quickly turns the table, assaulting Landon in the corner just as he had done Reject before. He then chokes Landon down into the corner, before Black comes from behind and rakes his eyes. PRL then comes from behind Black, and hammers him on the back. TK chokes Bo with his boot in a corner, as Sandman stomps away on Brock, and Reject attempts to dump Denzel over the top. COLE Denzel's been out there a long time, maybe he goes right here! Denzel slips back in, and Reject stomps away on him, as Sandman leaves Brock and helps TK work over Bo, as another count begins. 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_EFdod4YDo][i]Sharp Dressed Man[/url][/i] by ZZ Top plays, and Christian Wright makes his way through the curtains. COLE A member of the Enterprise, Christian Wright, getting a very nice draw here! Wright runs to the ring and slides in, then goes to work on Brock Ausstin, stomping away on him in the corner. Meanwhile, TK and Sandman have Bo set up in a corner! COLE Bo in trouble once again! Wright comes over, and helps TK and Sandman, but Brock comes to, and hammers Wright from behind, then Sandman lets go to go after Brock. Bo is able to fight his way free against TK. Sandman and Wright double team Brock, until PRL makes his way over and hammers away on Wright. Meanwhile, Denzel is working over Landon in a corner, and Reject makes his way over and delivers a kick to the face of Denzel, then takes over on Landon in the corner. COACH Look at this, Reject against Landon! Reject lays in a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject brings Landon out, and attempts a Irish whip, but Landon blocks, then pulls Reject into him, scooping him up for the GO 2 SLEEP~!!!!!11111 COLE Landon going for the GTS! However, Reject slips behind, then spins Landon around, and attempts the EULOGY~!!!!!11111, but Landon shoves him off, right into a SPEAR~! from Ragdoll! COLE Ragdoll with the MANHUNT on Reject! Sandman is choking away on Wright in a corner, while Brock takes over on Ragdoll, lifting him overhead for a PRESS SLAM~! COACH This could be it for Ragdoll! However, Ragdoll reaches down, and pokes Brock in the eye, then slips behind the back! Meanwhile, Black attempts to lock in the CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING~!!!!!11111 on Denzel, but before he can get the fingers locked, Denzel spins out, then backdrops Black to the floor! COACH What?? COLE Denzel just eliminated Nathaniel Black! COACH That's got to be a major upset right there! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 15th elimination: Nathaniel Black entered: #20 time in ring: 11:40 eliminated: none eliminated by: Denzel Spencer currently in ring: Sandman9000, Denzel Spencer, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix, Ragdoll, Christian Wright ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Black is shown on the floor looking up in disbelief, as the countdown starts. 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! 48:00

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyVek2OdBPM][i]Final Ride[/url][/i] hits, and the arena fills with boos as Reject makes his way through the curtains, led out by Melissa Nerdly. COACH Uh-oh! COLE And here comes the second Deadly Alliance member to enter the match, one half of the tag team champions, Reject! Reject plants a big one on Melissa, then rushes down to the ring. He slides in, and makes the save for Sandman, driving a knee into the back of Denzel, then hammering Tim Cash with right hands. COLE And right away, Reject coming to the aid of his stablemate, Sandman9000! However, Cash begins to fight back, delivering rights of his own, then a foot to the gut. He runs to the ropes behind Reject, and hits him with a BACKBRAIN WHEELKICK~! COLE Cash with that spinning wheel kick to the back of the head! Cash then waits on Reject to pull to his feet, and when he does, hands him a foot, and attempts an enziguri...but Reject ducks, then as Cash comes back to his feet, hits him with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE And Cash gets hit with the Eulogy! Reject sits on the mat for a few seconds, then gets to his feet and picks up Cash, tossing him to the outside! COACH He's outta here! Go shake some more hands! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ 10th elimination: Tim Cash entered: #14 time in ring: 4:13 eliminated: none eliminated by: Reject currently in ring: Sandman9000, Todd Cortez, Denzel Spencer, The Mad Cappa, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ Reject and Sandman then go to work on Denzel, as Sandman holds him back for some kicks from Reject. Reject and Sandman back Denzel into the ropes, then whip him across, and drop him with a double elbow! COLE And now the two Deadly Alliance members sticking together! Reject then stomps PRL as he attempts to pull himself up on the ropes. Sandman knocks Denzel to the mat once again, then responds to Reject's call for help, as the two attempt to dump PRL! COLE And PRL could be in trouble here! Cappa makes his way over, and rakes Reject's eyes from behind, as Cortez gives Sandman another hand. However, PRL slides through the bottom and middle rope as another countdown starts. COLE And this will be #17! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrF8vxLRDNE][i]Makes Me Wonder[/url][/i] plays, and Tyler Bryant runs to the ring to the high-pitched screams of the ladies. COLE Tyler Bryant, looking perhaps for a big boost for a solo career, winning the Lethal Rumble! Bryant slides in, and grabs Cortez from behind, assaulting him in a corner. He attempts an Irish whip, which Cortez reverses. Bryant jumps to the second ropes, then does the AUBURN HILLS FAKEOUT~!, sending Cortez dropping to the mat, before climbing to the top, and hitting Cortez with a missile dropkick! COLE Nice fakeout by Tyler, and a great dropkick! Tyler celebrates his move, as the fans cheer him on, then picks up Cortez, and tosses him over the top! However, Cortez hangs on once again! COACH But how about Cortez and Sandman? Still hanging in there! COLE It's been over half an hour now for those two! Bryant spots Cortez on the apron, and tries to shove him out with his feet. However, this opens himself up for Cappa to drive in an elbow! COACH Tyler left himself wide open right there! Reject delivers right hands to PRL, who starts to fire back, and a slugfest ensues! COLE Big slugfest going on, PRL against Reject! PRL gets the better of the exchange, then backs into the ropes and hits a spinning wheel kick! COLE DODGE THIS, BITCH~! PRL then grabs Reject and attempts to dump him over the top! COLE And now going for the elimination! Sandman comes over to help Reject, but Denzel cuts him off, hitting him with a spinkick! He then assists PRL in attempting to dump Reject! COLE Two guys working trying to get Reject out of there! Reject drops to the apron, as Bryant sits on the mat and tries to shove him off. Cortez comes over and grabs Bryant in a choke/sleeper, while Sandman comes to and rakes the face of both PRL and Denzel. COLE But the Deadly Alliance sticking together! Reject slides back inside, and trips up PRL, then chokes him on the mat. Cappa hammers away on Cortez, while Denzel and Sandman go at it. Cappa tries to dump Cortez, as the count begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gJYI0bJpsM][i]Rebirthing[/url][/i] by Skillet hits, and Lunar Phoenix makes his way through the curtains, an arrogant grin on his face. COACH Phoenix! COLE Two of the last three winners of this match have drawn #18, can Lunar Phoenix become the third? Phoenix stops at the front of the entryway, then jogs the rest of the way to the ring, and slides inside. Phoenix stands back as Cappa is still attempting to dump Cortez, then once he has a shot, drills Cappa with a SUPERKICK~!!!111, sending him over the top of Cortez all the way to the floor! COLE And Phoenix getting to work right away, eliminating the Mad Cappa! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11th elimination: The Mad Cappa entered: #13 time in ring: 10:15 eliminated: none eliminated by: Lunar Phoenix currently in ring: Sandman9000, Todd Cortez, Denzel Spencer, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Tyler Bryant, Lunar Phoenix ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Phoenix then goes after Bryant, delivering a shot to the gut, followed by a snap suplex. He picks Tyler back up, and dumps him over the top rope, but Tyler lands on the apron. But before Phoenix can attempt to shove him off, he is grabbed from behind by Denzel, who delivers a European uppercut, then executes a back suplex! Meanwhile, in a corner, Cortez is attempting to dump Sandman over. COLE And here we are again, the two men who started this match, going at it! PRL charges at Reject in a corner, but Reject gets his foot up! Reject sinks to his knees, then notices Sandman on the brink, and pops back up to deliver a shot to the gut of Cortez. COACH But there's Reject again! Where there's one, there's usually another! Cortez should have thought about that before he double-crossed James! Reject helps Sandman down, and the two make their way back to PRL, working him over in a corner. Bryant works on Cortez, while, Denzel scoops up Phoenix for an attempted elimination! COLE And Denzel's got Phoenix on the ropes! Phoenix, hanging upside down, delivers a shot to the groin of Denzel, then reaches down to the apron, using it to push himself back inside. COACH And you can't bitch about it in this match, Cole! Reject and Sandman hoist PRL for elimination once again, as the countdown begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! A cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD plays, and the crowd gets up for Brock Ausstin, as he does his HAPPY HAPPY HOSS DANCE~! in the aisle. COLE Here's a guy with a great chance coming out at this time! The Current Big Thing, Brock Ausstin! Brock jogs to the ring, and hops onto the apron, then climbs inside and catches Reject and Sandman coming at him with a double clothesline! COLE Big double clothesline! Brock then catches Denzel with a clothesline! He then scoops up Phoenix, and executes the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE F-Stunner-5 for Lunar Phoenix! He then sizes up PRL, and executes an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~! After he gets to his feet, Sandman reaches up and takes him down by the knee, as Cortez and Bryant hammer him on the back, and Sandman holds his legs as Cortez, Bryant, and Reject stomp away on him. COACH We'll stop that momentum in a hurry! COLE Brock came in like a house afire, but the other combatants have joined to extinguish those flames! PRL sneaks in some kicks, as well, as Reject and Sandman pick up Brock, and prop him up in a corner. Reject lays in a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! As PRL and Phoenix slug it out, Reject and Sandman each grab a leg, and attempt to force Brock to the outside! COLE And now they're going to try to dump the big man out! Brock struggles, and eventually manages to free himself by hammering Reject with his right arm, then delivers a big right to the gut of Sandman. He then grabs the heads of Reject and Sandman, and rams them together! COLE The old double noggin knocker! Meanwhile, Denzel and Bryant work over Cortez, as the countdown begins. 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clhOnZRrmXc][i]Chelsea Dagger[/url][/i] hits, and Nathaniel Black runs to the ring. COLE 2/3 of the way through the field with another Cucaracha Internacional member, Nathaniel Black! Black slides into the ring, and hammers on Bryant from behind, then executes a HAMMERLOCK DDT~! He then grabs Denzel, and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a BLACK LARIAT~! COLE Nathaniel Black making a big entrance, coming to the aid of his stablemate, Todd Cortez! Cortez comes to, and assists Black, as they attempt to dump Bryant to the floor! COLE And now they've got Tyler Bryant in trouble! Denzel comes to Bryant's aid, ramming the heads of Black and Cortez together! COLE But there's Denzel Spencer! Reject and Sandman continue to work over Brock, while Phoenix chokes PRL in a corner. Denzel gives Cortez one of his feet, then turns over and does a somersault on the mat, using his leg to drag Cortez across the ring! COLE Denzel with another nice move on Cortez, who along with Sandman is closing in on the 40-minute mark! Cortez lands at the feet of Reject, who stomps away, until Denzel comes over and rakes Reject's eyes from behind. Meanwhile, Phoenix scoops PRL up and sets him across the buckles! COLE And Phoenix looking once again to dump the former World champion! Black makes his way over to give Phoenix a hand, but Bryant follows over and hammers away on Black. PRL lifts his right leg up and hammers Phoenix repeatedly with it until Phoenix releases his hold, then PRL slips back into the ring, as the count begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!!

I've still got a ways to go on the Rumble. I may have it done sometime tonight, but no promises.

OOG covered the Colts pretty well. As you can tell from my other teams, I really don't have anything else to add at this point.

The crowd looks into the entryway, but no one walks out. COACH ...is anyone coming? COLE I don't see anyone! Cut back to the ring, where DJ Giant Jesus is looking out to the entryway. As he does this, Wall attacks him from behind, but DJ Giant Jesus turns around and clotheslines him to the mat. He then goes after Sandman and Cortez, when suddenly, [i]Black Sweat[/i] plays over the speakers. COACH Oh, for fuck's sake. The crowd goes crazy, as MISTER Warrior runs down the aisle, and rolls into the ring. He looks at DJ Giant Jesus. then raises his arms in the air and pumps them up and down. He runs to the ropes, past DJ Giant Jesus, then ducks a clothesline, and hits one of his own! COLE And a big clothesline from MISTER Warrior! MISTER Warrior backs into the ropes, and hits a second clothesline, staggering DJ Giant Jesus into the ropes, then pounds on his chest, before backing into the ropes and hitting a third clothesline, bending DJ Giant Jesus over the top rope and lifting his right leg in the air, at which point Sandman, Cortez and Wall all swarm in. COACH Oh, he could go here! Sandman and Cortez grab the right leg, and Wall lifts the left leg as MISTER Warrior pushes, and the four men force DJ Giant Jesus OVER THE TOP TO THE FLOOR!!! COLE And he does! DJ Giant Jesus is gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: DJ Giant Jesus entered: #9 time in ring: 4:36 eliminated: Spencer Reiger, Vinny Valentine eliminated by: Sandman9000, Todd Cortez, Cuban Wall, MISTER Warrior currently in ring: Sandman9000, Todd Cortez, Cuban Wall, MISTER Warrior ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MISTER Warrior pumps his arms in the air once again, until Sandman blasts him from behind with the kendo stick! MISTER Warrior falls into the ropes, then turns around, and is drilled by a Cuban Wall boot, sending him over the top to the floor! COLE And there's gratitude for you in the Lethal Rumble! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8th elimination: MISTER Warrior entered: #11 time in ring: 0:52 eliminated: DJ Giant Jesus (co) eliminated by: Cuban Wall currently in ring: Sandman9000, Todd Cortez, Cuban Wall ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cortez is choking Sandman in a corner, and Wall slowly makes his way over and grabs him from behind. Wall hammers Cortez on the back, then sets him up for a powerbomb onto the trashcan! COLE And Wall looking to powerbomb Cortez onto that trashcan! However, Cortez blocks and executes a backdrop! COLE But it's Wall who goes crashing into the trashcan! Sandman follows up by slamming the road sign into Wall, then goes back to Cortez as the count starts. COLE And this will be #12! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv_wZQJYlo0][i]Master Blaster (Jammin')[/url][/i] hits, and Denzel Spencer runs to the ring. COLE Denzel Spencer's had some big wins as of late, could tonight be the biggest win of all? Spencer slides in, and delivers right hands to Sandman. He then delivers a foot to the gut, and hits him with a SCISSOR KICK~! COLE Denzel with a scissor kick on Sandman, and you got to think time is going to start catching up with Sandman and Todd Cortez before too long! COACH That's right, those are the two men who started this match, and we've been out here over 20 minutes now! Spencer then attempts an Irish whip on Wall, but Wall reverses. Spencer bounces off the ropes, then slides under the legs of Wall, and hits him with a dropkick! COLE And a nice dropkick! Spencer picks up Wall, and sets him up on the ropes, lifting his left leg and attempting to dump him over. COACH I think Denzel's gonna need some help if he wants to get the big Wall out of there! Wall gains his senses, and clubs Denzel on the back. He then whips Denzel into a corner, and follows him in with an AVALANCHE~! COLE And a big avalanche from the Cuban Wall! Sandman and Cortez fight over a suplex, which Cortez eventually wins, setting Sandman up in the corner. Cortez then tries to follow Sandman up, but Sandman shoves him off. Sandman then steps to the top rope, and jumps off at Cortez, but Cortez catches him with a shot to the gut! COLE Sandman caught there, as we count it down again! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NYu8Vd8OHU][i]Breathe[/url][/i] by Fabolous hits, and the Mad Cappa runs down to the ring. COACH And here's the Mad Cappa making his yearly appearance! Cappa slides in, and takes Wall down by the legs, then starts slugging away at thim. COLE And going right after Cuban Wall, the biggest man out there! Cappa picks up Wall, and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a spinning wheel kick! COLE Nice spinning wheel kick by the Mad Cappa! Cappa then cuts off a double axhandle attempt by Sandman, and delivers a right hand to the gut, followed by an inverted atomic drop! Cappa then backs into the ropes, and floors Sandman with a clothesline! Cortez then hits Cappa from behind, then whips him into the ropes, catching him with a SITOUT SPINEBUSTER~! COLE Sitout spinebuster, trademark move of Todd Cortez! Meanwhile, Denzel and Sandman have Wall set up in a corner! COLE And look at this! Denzel and Sandman working together trying to dump the Cuban Wall! Denzel has the right leg, and Sandman has the left, and Denzel reaches up and pushes back on Wall's head. Soon after, Sandman reaches over and decks Denzel with a right hand! Wall comes down to the mat, and decks Sandman with a right, knocking him to the mat! COLE Well, I'm not sure what Sandman was thinking right there, but Wall is out of trouble now! As Wall assaults Sandman in a corner, Denzel makes his way over to Cortez, and picks him up from behind in a back suplex, attempting to dump him to the floor! COLE And now Todd Cortez in trouble! Cappa gets to his feet, and goes after Wall, as Cortez reaches down and rakes the eyes of Spencer. Cappa sets up an Irish whip on Wall, who reverses. Cappa ducks a clothesline, but Wall catches him with a BIG BOOT~! COLE Wall with that big foot to the face of Cappa! COACH Just in time for another man! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHU9dN0Itrk][i]It's Not My Time[/url][/i] plays, and Tim Cash walks through the curtains, waving to the fans. COLE Hey, it's Tim Cash, Wrestling's Last Real Good Guy! COACH Well, good guys finish last in this match, Cole! Cash walks down the aisle, slapping hands with fans, switching sides every few seconds. COLE And he's taking his time to get into the match, too! Cash takes a lap around the ring slapping hands, then climbs inside and gets ambushed by Wall. Wall whips Cash into the ropes, but Cash ducks a boot, then floors Wall with a dropkick! COLE Tim Cash in with a nice dropkick! Cash then floors Cappa with a clothesline! As Wall gets to his feet, Cash calls over Denzel, and the two join to execute a double bodyslam on Wall! COLE Nice double slam! Cash extends a high ten, and Denzel accepts. Cortez then goes after Denzel, while Sandman attacks Cash. Assaults occur in opposite corners, then Sandman and Cortez execute Irish whips. Denzel and Cash meet mid-ring and DO-SI-DO~!, and both hit jumping back heel kicks on their senders! COLE Look at that! Cash and Denzel then attempt to dump Sandman and Cortez, respectively! COLE And the first two entrants into the match now in big trouble! Sandman goes to the apron, as Cash pushes with everything to shove him off, but Sandman hangs on. COACH Look at that, Cash is the freshest guy in the ring, and is giving Sandman, who's been out there since the beginning, everything he's got, and can't get him out! Meanwhile, Cortez has evaded elimination, as well, as he and Denzel are choking one another while laying on their sides, as the countdown begins. COLE And we're about to reach the halfway point! #15, coming up! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! "THE CHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP..." *DUN DUN* "...IS..." *DUN* "...HERE!" With that, a lightning bolt hits the entrance, [i]Know Your Role 2000[/i] plays, and Tha Puerto Rican makes his way to the ring. COLE And here he comes! Tha Puerto Rican making his return to the OAOAST! COACH And he better watch his back, Mr. Dick is still in the building! PRL runs to the ring, and slides inside, spinning around Cuban Wall, and delivering right hands! COLE And right after his former stablemate! The runner-up of last year's Rumble, slugging it out with the winner! Wall takes a big swing at PRL, but PRL ducks, and hits him with a superkick, sending him into the ropes, then follows up by clotheslining Wall over the top to the floor! COLE And Cuban Wall is eliminated! A small measure of revenge for PRL, seems to be a running theme tonight! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9th elimination: Cuban Wall entered: #6 time in ring: 18:09 eliminated: DJ Giant Jesus (co), MISTER Warrior eliminated by: Tha Puerto Rican currently in ring: Sandman9000, Todd Cortez, Denzel Spencer, The Mad Cappa, Tim Cash, Tha Puerto Rican ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PRL then turns around, and locks eyes with Cappa. COLE And PRL and Cappa have locked eyes! Long-time rivals, set to do battle here! PRL and Cappa move in on one another, and Cappa throws the first punch! The two do battle, and Cappa gets the better of the exchange, then whips PRL into the ropes. He drops down, and PRL hops over, then ducks a clothesline, and delivers a kick to the gut, setting up the P.R. NIGHTMARE~!!!!!11111 COLE PRL setting him up! However, Cappa blocks, and backdrops PRL over the top rope! COACH He's out! However, PRL hangs onto the top rope, and stays on the apron, then rolls back inside, and grabs Cappa from behind, tossing him over the top! However, Cappa also hangs on, and rolls back in, and he and PRL clothesline each other! COLE Double clothesline, both men down! Cash hammers away on Cortez, as Denzel attempts to dump Sandman. COLE And Sandman in trouble once again! Cash executes a gutwrench suplex on Cortez, then goes over and helps Denzel, as the countdown begins. 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!!

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAZfuitWK2s"][i]No Chance in Hell[/url][/i] by Bradley Royds hits, and Cuban Wall makes his way down the aisle. COLE And here comes last year's winner of the Lethal Rumble! He'll have to last a long time if he hopes to repeat, the Cuban Wall! Wall takes his time getting to the ring, and steps inside, spinning MARV around, and executing the WALLBREAKER~!!!. COLE And getting started right away! Wall then flattens Sandman with a BIG BOOT~! Simon charges, but gets scooped up, and hit with a shoulder breaker! COACH Cuban Wall looking really good in there so far! Blonde and Cortez hammer Wall from behind, then set him up on the ropes. They whip him across, setting up for a double clothesline, but Wall runs right through them with one of his own! COLE Wall's gone through them all! Wall makes his way over to MARV, and scoops him up, moving to a corner with him, but MARV slips behind the back, and shoves Wall into the corner! MARV then hits Wall with a dropkick! COLE But MARV fighting back, has got the big man stunned! Simon chokes Cortez on the mat, as Sandman rolls to the outside. COLE Sandman on the outside here... COACH What's he doing? Sandman flips the ring apron up, and rummages underneath the ring, until he finds a garbage can full of assorted goodies! COACH Uh-oh! Sandman rolls back inside, then empties the trashcan out in the corner, before raising it in the air, and bringing it down on the back of James Blonde! COLE And the Heartland champion marking his territory here! Sandman then raises the can again, and slams it onto the head of Wall! He then tosses it into the hands of Simon, before driving it into his face with a YAKUZA KICK~! Sandman then walks over and grabs a KENDO STICK which was laying on the mat! He delivers a shot to the shoulder of Cortez, then one to the back of MARV, as another count begins. COACH I pity whoever's being counted down at #7! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfhpp-4I60E&feature=related"][i]The Safety Dance[/url][/i] by Men Without Hats plays, and Biff Atlas walks slowly through the curtains and towards the ring. COACH Oh, poor Biff! COLE Biff Atlas, with the not-so-lucky number 7! Biff jogs slowly to the ring, and rolls inside, as Sandman is choking Cortez with the kendo stick. Biff takes a couple steps around MARV, and lays in a stomp, and another...before Sandman whacks him over the head with the kendo stick, sending him backwards over the top rope to the floor! COLE Nice knowin' ya, Biff! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Biff Atlas entered: #7 time in ring: 0:09 eliminated: none eliminated by: Sandman9000 currently in ring: Sandman9000, Todd Cortez, Simon Singleton, MARV, James Blonde, Cuban Wall ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE We may have seen a record set right there, as Biff is out as fast as he got in there! Sandman then stalks Blonde, who executes a drop toe hold, sending Sandman into the trashcan! COACH Nice move there by James Blonde! Blonde then grabs a road sign which was inside the trashcan, and brings it down on the back of Sandman! Cortez joins the assault, while in another corner, MARV and Simon each have a leg of Cuban Wall, and are trying to dump him out. COLE Cuban Wall's repeat bid could be in jeopardy here! Wall manages to escape, as Blonde and Cortez once again try to dump Sandman to the outside. Wall makes his way over to help, hammering Sandman's midsection with right hands. Simon comes from behind and grabs a leg of Blonde, attempting to dump him, as well, at which point Cortez releases and drills Simon with a right hand. Sandman snakes back through the ropes, where MARV meets him with a chokehold. Wall turns his attention to Cortez, hammering him with soupbones from behind, as the count begins once again. COLE Sandman continuing to escape elimination, as we're ready for #8! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13EsiCjsssY&feature=related"][i]The World is Mine[/url][/i] by David Guetta plays, and Spencer Reiger twirls onto the scene. COLE Spencer Reiger! Big opportunity for this young man! Reiger saunters down the aisle, then rolls inside, and grabs MARV from behind. He pulls back for a right hand, but MARV blocks, and fires off with rights of his own! COLE But right away, Spencer gets caught! MARV whips Reiger into the ropes, and backs in himself, catching Reiger with a flying forearm! Reiger rolls into the ropes, and MARV charges, but runs into Reiger's elbow! COACH And now MARV gets caught! Spencer takes MARV over the top to the apron with a hiplock, then waits for him to get to his feet, and executes an ENZIGURI~!, causing MARV to somersault off the apron to the floor! COLE And MARV is eliminated! What a move by Spencer Reiger! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: MARV entered: #4 time in ring: 8:33 eliminated: none eliminated by: Spencer Reiger currently in ring: Sandman9000, Todd Cortez, Simon Singleton, James Blonde, Cuban Wall, Spencer Reiger ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reiger celebrates his feat, but is ambushed by Sandman, as Blonde executes a LIONSAULT~!!!111 on Simon! COLE And there's a Lionsault from James Blonde to Simon Singleton! Cortez and Blonde then pick up Simon, and pitch him over the top to the floor! COLE And Simon is gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Simon Singleton entered: #3 time in ring: 10:50 eliminated: none eliminated by: Todd Cortez, James Blonde currently in ring: Sandman9000, Todd Cortez, James Blonde, Cuban Wall, Spencer Reiger ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Blonde also celebrates...but his fate is different than that of Reiger, as Cortez suddenly grabs him and tosses him to the floor! COACH What the hell? COLE Cortez just eliminated James Blonde! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: James Blonde entered: #5 time in ring: 7:02 eliminated: Simon Singleton (co) eliminated by: Todd Cortez currently in ring: Sandman9000, Todd Cortez, Cuban Wall, Spencer Reiger ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Blonde is in disbelief on the floor, as he shouts insults at Cortez. Wall hammers Cortez from behind, then whips him into the ropes, and attempts a big boot, but Cortez ducks, and executes a CROTCH-DROPPAH~! COLE And Cortez stays on the offense, with his inverted atomic drop on Cuban Wall! Reiger then jumps across the ring with a trashcan lid, connecting with the head of Wall! COACH And look at Spencer making use of the weapons! Reiger then picks up the kendo stick, and drives it into the gut of Cortez, then down onto the back! Reiger then raises the stick in the air, and turns around, only to be met by Sandman, who drives a foot into the gut, and drills him with the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COLE Sandman with the Archangel's Wings, as the count begins to #9! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDIF7H986sg&feature=related"][i]Nite Runner[/url][/i] hits, and the crowd comes to its feet. COLE Uh-oh! The dancers lead DJ Giant Jesus into the entryway, and they put on a brief dance routine, before making their way towards the ring. COLE Another hot newcomer, 453 pounds, 7 feet tall, DJ Giant Jesus! DJ Giant Jesus pulls himself onto the apron, and climbs over the top rope, as everyone in the ring looks on. Sandman makes the first move, but gets floored by a double forearm body check! DJ Giant Jesus then blocks a right hand from Wall, and delivers a HUGE headbutt! Big boot for Cortez! Reiger is just coming to, as DJ Giant Jesus sizes him up, then lifts him high over head. COACH Oh no, Spencer! DJ Giant Jesus carries Reiger to the side of the ring, and tosses him all the way down to the floor! COLE Oh my God! Spencer must have been 15 feet in the air! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Spencer Reiger entered: #8 time in ring: 2:35 eliminated: MARV eliminated by: DJ Giant Jesus currently in ring: Sandman9000, Todd Cortez, Cuban Wall, DJ Giant Jesus ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Everyone backs off once again, as Sandman attempts to communicate. COACH I think Sandman's trying to pull everyone together here against this big monster! Sandman, Cortez, and Wall slowly move in on DJ Giant Jesus, then after a few seconds, quickly pounce, and go to his legs. COLE And they're gonna try to dump the big man! However, after a few seconds struggle, DJ Giant Jesus reaches down and shoves all three men off! All three men move in individually once again, and are all turned away with right hands and headbutts! They then back off again as the count begins. 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Rock Your Baby[/i] by George McCrae hits, and the effects kick in, as Vinny Valentine struts through the curtains. COLE Very confident, Vinny Valentine coming out, but I think he'll want to wipe that expression off his face when he sees what awaits him! Tony Tourettes follows Vinny out and down to the ring, where he slides in and spots DJ Giant Jesus, and begins to strike up a conversation. COLE What do you think Vinny's saying to him? Vinny suddenly backs off, and breaks into a dance routine. COACH I think they're going to have a dance-off! Tony joins in as well, moving his ass back and forth violently and spinning around in a circle. Vinny then stops and points to DJ Giant Jesus. TONY TOP THAT, YOU FAT FUCK! DJ Giant Jesus then begins to dance, winning the cheers of the crowd. When he turns his back to Vinny, Vinny comes from behind and lays a forearm into his back, which of course has no effect. COACH Vinny, what are you doing? DJ Giant Jesus slowly turns around, then grabs Vinny by the face and pie-faces him over the top rope! COLE I think we have a winner in our dance-off! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Vinny Valentine entered: #10 time in ring: 0:44 eliminated: none eliminated by: DJ Giant Jesus currently in ring: Sandman9000, Todd Cortez, Cuban Wall, DJ Giant Jesus ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As DJ Giant Jesus turns around, Cortez tosses the trashcan across the ring at him, then Sandman starts hammering him with the kendo stick! COLE And now these guys pulling out all the stops! Wall joins in with a road sign, as they all hammer DJ Giant Jesus down to the mat. COACH Well, they took him down, but they've got to take him up and over the top rope! The three other combatants lifts DJ Giant Jesus up off the mat, and set him up on the ropes, but once again, he manages to fight his way free, as the countdown begins once again. 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! 18:00