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Yeah! High-five, bro!

What's Derrick Coleman doing right now? I never heard of him retiring. EDIT: Actually, that's probably not fair to DC, since he actually was an All-Star at one point. So no, none in recent memory.

The Wizards aren't going to match for Jeffries.

I'd been hyping it on the shows, but never really mentioned it outside of that. Nevertheless, it's in HE. Feedback appreciated.

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It's looking like Wilcox is going to sign the one-year tender sometime next week, and become an unrestricted FA next summer.

12 active and 3 inactive, just like the regular season.

Dallas signs Pops Mensah-Bonsu to a two-year deal.

US is on a 31-4 run going back to the 2nd quarter. This is just a total bitch-slapping.

Amare's out. Apparently the knee's acting up or something, plus he's expecting a child. US vs Puerto Rico is getting ready to start on ESPN2. EDIT: Whoops, it's halftime. US is leading 48-35.

Is this negotiable? I'd been planning on doing a Chamber match at this show, as well. I was going to do it at WWE before we cut the PPVs down.

Suns sign Barbosa to a five-year extension worth $32 million. Wizards sign DeShawn Stevenson for two years at the minimum salary, but he has an option for the second year, so I'd say he'll almost certainly opt out. And a few more rule changes: -If a team has two full timeouts in the last two minutes of a game, one of them will be changed to a 20. -In overtime, teams will have two full timeouts and one 20, as opposed to three fulls. -Teams will no longer be able to carry over a 20 from regulation to OT. -Teams will be able to carry 15 players on their playoff roster, as opposed to 13.

As you know, I'm dropping the title to Drek at AngleSlam. I haven't discussed this with NYU yet, but I was wanting to get an idea of who his first program after AngleSlam might be. Reason being, I have a big angle planned for the first HD after AngleSlam, and part of it involves me losing in the #1 contender match for Dirty Deeds. I want to call the ME slot for said HD, but *not* for said #1 contender match. I've been under the impression we were going for Drek vs Zack at AngleMania VI. So I was thinking we do the originally planned ME for AS, which was Alf vs Zack vs PK, with Zack winning. Zack then loses at DD, with the "Zack never EVAR~ gets another title shot" schtick afterwards. Zack then of course gets a chance at the Lethal Rumble, wins, and faces Drek at AM. I'm not sure if Zack will be done with the Wildcards angle after AngleSlam, though. Just a suggestion, but I'd like to get this sorted out when we can.

[i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and Brock Ausstin makes his way out, getting another positive response. COLE And Brock Ausstin ready for action here tonight, getting a nice ovation from the crowd here in Anaheim! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way down the aisle, hailing from Victoria, Minnesota, weighing in at 305 pounds...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Brock climbs into the ring, and does the Happy Happy Hoss Dance~! BUFFER [i]His opponent, already in the ring, from Boise, Idaho, weighing in at 181 pounds..."DIAMOND" DUSTIN POWERS![/i] Powers raises his arms in the air, getting little reaction. COLE Big size differential here, Powers only stands about 5-8, and only 181 pounds. *DING DING DING* COACH I gotta think Brock's gonna make it quick, but it damn sure won't be painless. Tie-up, and Powers goes to the eyes! COACH Oh, hey! Powers goes to the ropes, and goes for a clothesline...but bounces right off Brock and falls to the mat! Brock looks down at Powers, then looks out at the crowd, and smiles. Brock picks up Powers, and lifts him in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE And Powers high up in the air, it looks like you're going to be right, Coach! Borck drops Powers throat-first on the top rope! Powers staggers around, and then is turned inside-out with a clothesline! COACH BIG shot! Brock lifts the prone Powers and delivers a belly-to-belly overhead, then lifts him once again for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COACH Just as I predicted! ...however, Brock hesitates, then drops him down on his back! Brock holds one finger out to the crowd, as if to say "I got a better idea", then picks up his legs and steps through! COACH Ohhhh ho ho! COLE Obviously Otaku II still on the mind of Brock! Brock turns Powers over in a SHARPSHOOTER~!, and within seconds, Powers taps! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Brock grabs the mic from Buffer. BROCK Otaku...I guess you didn't get the message two weeks ago, did you? Well, I hope it's loud and clear to you now, and that message is I want my belt back. *crowd cheers* BROCK You see, I've always had that move stashed in my arsenal...and I just applied it better than you ever have. And at AngleSlam, if you've got the balls to accept my challenge for a rematch... *BIG pop* BROCK Maybe you'll find that out firsthand. Next week, in that Torneo Cibernetica match, will be just a small sample, Otaku...as is this! Brock turns and smashes the mic over the head of Powers! COACH Well, the fans may be warming up to him, but that doesn't mean he's changed! Brock reaches into his tights, and pulls out another Otaku mask! COLE Uh-oh...we saw this a couple weeks ago with Jack Beam! Brock puts the mask on Powers, then picks him up and press slams him to the floor! He then follows and grabs a garbage can from under the ring! He takes the lid off and smacks it over Powers' head, then grabs the steel steps and sets them up in front of the announcers' table, which he then starts taking apart. COACH I'm gettin outta here! Cole and Coach get up and step away from the table. Brock nails Powers with the can before bringing him up the steps and putting it over his body. COACH Time to take out the trash! Brock grabs around the trash can, and delivers an overhead belly-to-belly, with the trashcan landing right-side up on the announcer's table, breaking it! COLE OH MY GOD! Dustin Powers head-first in that trash can! Powers lays on his back partially inside the can behind the broken table, as Brock yells out to the crowd, then departs the ring area as EMTs rush around him. COLE Let's get this guy some help! COACH I really hope Otaku's watching. I'm not a big fan of the guy, but I hope he's ready for something like this, because you hate to see this happen. And Brock can and will do it to Otaku if he gets the chance. COLE Folks, let's go to Josh.

I know that. I mean if the match is decided on a DQ, then why did the title change hands.

If you check the schedule, I've moved Dirty Deeds back a week, to October 1st. I personally prefer the World Without End name (to Dirty Deeds), but whatever you guys want.

Nah, those guys stink.

Iron Man match at Judgment Day 2000, when UT attacks HHH at the end, resulting in DQ. So, how does HHH win the title, exactly?

The NBA officially announced the change in the playoff format today. The three division winners and the next best record will be reseeded 1-4. Which still, Denver's not a top 4 team in the West, but at least they did *something* about it.

I'm glad the Sonics got some national games, they're a fun team to watch. I wish I could have seen that 3OT game with the Suns. Apparently Sene was pretty impressive in the summer leagues, too.

Maybe Pamela Anderson will break off her wedding and get with Yao instead

Isiah made his teammates better, too. Maybe not talent-wise, but he was arguably, pound-for-pound, the toughest guy ever to play in the league, and I think that rubbed off a little bit on everyone who played with him.

The Hawks, Knicks and Blazers are also three teams that are notoriously horribly run. I'm not saying they shouldn't have national games, because I think they should, nor am I trying to start conspiracy theories, but that may have played into it a bit on the league's part, as possibly an "FU" to the front offices.

Everyone but the Hawks, Knicks, Blazers and Raptors have at least one national game, excluding NBATV. The Raptors have nothing, period, including NBATV. Even the Bobcats got a TNT game!

*overhead shot of the Egg Dome.* STYLES We are here in Tokyo, the Egg Dome, for the match that will complete the picture for the Final Four at AngleSlam! It's the Japanese team vs the Americans, Team Heyross, 1 against 2, I'm Joey Styles alongside Bobby "the Brain" Heenan! BRAIN The last time someone laid an egg this big, it was called the Punjabi Prison match! STYLES Well done, and of course the winner of this match will meet the Lithuanian team in the semifinals, and the winner of that match advances to the finals, to face either the Canadians or Jamaicans! That all happens at AngleSlam, August 27th from Miami, Florida, but right now, let's go up to our ring announcer! Punishment by BIOHAZARD hits and Team Heyross makes their way out. ANNOUNCER (in Japanese, duh) The following is the Asian Regional Final, of the Tag Team World Cup tournament! It is scheduled for one fall, with a one hour time limit! Introducing the first team, representing the United States of America, at a combined weight of 482 pounds...first, hailing from Minneapolis, Minnesota...CHARLIE MOSS!!!!! *Moss waves out to the crowd before stepping into the ring.* His partner, from Seattle, Washington...QUENTIN BENJAMIN!!!!! *Benjamin, already in the ring, poses on the buckles.* Team Heyross stretches, as Dreams by Van Halen hits and the Japanese get a big pop as they make their way to the ring. ANNOUNCER Their opponents, representing Japan, at a combined 464 pounds...first, from Tokyo, RAIDON YOSHI!!!! And his partner, from Osaka, RYUICHI TARO!!!!! *The Japanese wave to the crowd and step into the ring.* STYLES Raidon and Ryuichi, the Japanese team! BRAIN No, I'm not itchy. STYLES No, that's his name, Ryuichi. BRAIN Same to you! The Americans and Japanese exchange handshakes, and go into their corners as the bell sounds. *DING DING DING* STYLES And it'll be Moss starting off with Raidon! BRAIN You know, know that I think about, if you put a big black toilet seat around the building, it'd be like a king-size model of Okerlund! Moss and Raidon circle the ring, and tie up. Raidon backs Moss into a corner, and holds him down for a while, but breaks clean. They circle the ring, and Raidon goes in again, but this time Moss takes him down with a single leg trip, and grabs the foot, but Raidon gets to the ropes. Raidon then gets up and tries to catch Moss off guard, but Moss sees him coming. Raidon stops, and ties up again. Moss wrings the arm, then drops to his knees and takes him over with a fireman's carry. STYLES Some nice wrestling early on by Charlie Moss! Raidon tries to get up, but catches himself in a front facelock. BRAIN Well, the Japanese team doesn't want to match wrestling with Team Heyross, they'll come up on the short end of the stick. Or the chopstick, as the case may be. The Japanese team is very adept at the high-risk moves. STYLES And as we know, that plays right into the game of Quentin Benjamin, maybe the best high-flyer in all the world! Moss whips Raidon, but Raidon reverses. Moss shoulder-checks him down, then goes to the side ropes. Raidon flips over, and Moss hops over. Raidon goes for a slam, but Moss goes behind the back and delivers a back suplex! Ryuichi comes in, and gets a foot to the gut, followed by a vertical suplex! Moss whips Raidon into the ropes once again, and catches him with a dropkick! Raidon rolls into his corner. STYLES And Charlie Moss able to fend off both of the Japanese members right there! Ryuichi gets back on the apron, and Raidon tags him in. He circles the ring with Moss, then ties up. Moss backs him into a corner, but Ryuichi turns it around and lays in two big knees. He then whips Moss across the ring, and follows with a handspring elbow! STYLES And a great move there by Ryuichi Taro, obviously a very agile man! Ryuichi goes to the top rope, and comes off with a West Coast Pop on Moss! BRAIN That's known as the Hiroshima Heimlich! STYLES Oh, stop! 1... 2... Benjamin breaks it up! STYLES And Team Heyross in trouble early here! Ryuichi goes around to the legs, and sets up a Scorpion Deathlock! STYLES Could be a Scorpion here! Ryuichi turns it over, as Moss screams in pain and struggles towards the ropes! Moss crawls, and eventually grabs the bottom rope! BRAIN He didn't have enough weight to really get a guy like Moss trapped in that hold! Ryuichi pulls Moss out, and flips over with the legs into a pinning combination! 1... Moss gets his legs free, and bridges up. He turns over, and hooks the arms of Ryuichi, taking him over with a double-underhook suplex! Moss then tags in Quentin Benjamin. STYLES Tag, and Quentin Benjamin in for the first time! Benjamin goes to the top rope as Ryuichi staggers to his feet. BRAIN And right into high-flying mode! Benjamin comes off the top with a BULLDOG~! STYLES Bulldog from the top! A cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! BRAIN Nope, this guy's tough! Benjamin picks up Ryuichi and sets up a piledriver, but Ryuichi backdrops out and tags in Raidon. STYLES Nice job avoiding that move, and now tagging Raidon Yoshi back in. Benjamin gets back to his feet and ties up with Raidon. Raidon grabs a side headlock, then takes Benjamin down to the mat. Benjamin gets to his feet, and tries to break Raidon's hands apart with his own. Raidon breaks and goes behind, then Benjamin switches and PLANTS him with a German suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! Raidon lays on the mat holding his head as Benjamin approaches him again. He picks Raidon up and hooks him in a side headlock. Raidon tries a suplex of his own, but Benjamin blocks it. He releases the headlock, and instead wrings the arm, then backs him into his corner and tags Moss back in. Moss picks up Raidon over his shoulder, and drops into an over-the-shoulder backbreaker! Moss then drops down and rolls him over into a BOW-AND-ARROW~! STYLES Bow-and-arrow applied! Could we get a submission here? Moss cranks back on the hold, forcing grunts out of Raidon, but Raidon is too close to the ropes and grabs the bottom strand! Moss releases the hold, but stays on him. He tags Benjamin back in, and whips Raidon into the corner. Benjamin goes for a flying splash, but Raidon moves out of the way! BRAIN Nobody home! Raidon sets up Benjamin on his shoulders as he backs up, and tags Ryuishi, who goes to the top rope. STYLES Japanese setting something up here! BRAIN I know what it is, they call this the Sapporo shish-kebab! STYLES No, they don't! Ryuishi leaps off the top rope...and Benjamin CATCHES HIM WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY! STYLES Oh my GOD!!! BRAIN That's it, it's over! Benjamin covers... 1... 2... NO! The fall is broken up with a kick to the head by Raidon! Moss steps in the ring and shoves Raidon in response. STYLES And tempers starting to flare now! BRAIN They're just showing you how bad they want it! Benjamin and Ryuishi exchange blows, and Benjamin grabs a side headlock. Ryuishi pushes off, and leapfrogs Benjamin, who drops behind him, and puts a foot up. Ryuishi grabs the foot and spins him around, but Benjamin uses the momentum and floors Ryuishi with a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Ryuishi gets to his corner and tags Raidon. STYLES The action is fast and furious! BRAIN This is almost as good as watching you and Okerlund fight over the last blowfish earlier! Raidon hammers away with chops, then delivers kicks to the leg. Raidon trips Benjamin up, and delivers a legdrop to the inside of the leg, then turns the leg and pluus away at it. STYLES Look at the pressure on the knee! BRAIN Not only the knee, but he's also twisting the ankle at the top there! This is a great hold! Oh, I won so many matches with this one! STYLES Quentin looks like he may be trying to counter this! Benjamin reaches up and grabs Raidon under the chin, and rolls him over! 1... 2... Shoulder up! Raidon is forced to release the hold. He wrings the arm of Benjamin, and floors him with a back kick! He then tags Ryuishi, who goes to the top rope. He goes for a SWANTON BOMB~!, but Benjamin rolls out of the way, and over to his corner for a tag! Moss comes in, and takes Ryuishi over with a belly-to-belly overhead! He then waits on him to get up, and delivers the STO BACKBREAKER~! STYLES That's usually the setup for the MOSSY KNOLL~!!! And Moss goes for the hold, but once he has it turned over, Raidon breaks it up! Benjamin climbs into the ring, and sneaks behind Ryuishi, and Moss backs into the ropes, and Team Heyross completes the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! Moss covers... BRAIN No referee! STYLES Turn around, ref! 1... 2... NO!!! Ryuishi gets the shoulder up! Moss backs Ryuishi into the ropes, where Raidon blind tags himself in. Ryuishi reverses the whip, Moss hops over, and Raidon executes a SPRINGBOARD BLOCKBUSTER~! BRAIN What great moves we're seeing in this match! STYLES That's why it's the World Cup, the best tag team action in the world going on right now! Cover... 1... 2... Benjamin saves! The referee puts Benjamin out, and Raidon whips Moss into a corner. Moss dodges a charge, however, and Benjamin is tagged back in! Benjamin delivers forearm shots to the back, but Raidon immediately grans him around the waist and backs him into the corner, where he tags Ryuishi. STYLES These tags are super-fast, neither team able to really sustain an advantage! Benjamin ducks a clothesline, and connects with a superkick! Benjamin follows with a belly-to-belly overhead, then tags Moss right back in. Likewise, Ryuishi manages to tag Raidon back in. The fans applaud as Raidon and Moss look at each other. STYLES Fans really appreciating this great exhibition of wrestling! Tie-up, and Raidon grabs Moss in a top wristlock. Ryuishi jumps back in and grabs the other arm. Moss then flips backwards, and takes both men over, and both men slide to the outside, where Benjamin climbs to the top, and performs a SOMERSAULT TO THE FLOOR on top of both men! Benjamin jumps up, and tosses Raidon back into the ring, where Moss measures him, and attempts a superkick...but Raidon ducks, then spins Moss around and applies a hangman's hold! BRIAN The Nagoya Noose! STYLES ACTUALLY, it's a hangman's hold, and we could see the submission right here! However, Moss is too close to the corner, and pushes off and over in front of Raidon, hitting the superkick! Meanwhile, Raidon is in a parallel corner, and when Moss turns to face him, he comes off with a HURRICANRANA, and hooks the legs... 1... 2... ...but Benjamin slides in and dropkicks Ryuichi, turning the hold over! 1... 2... NO!!! Kickout! BRAIN Back and forth, back and forth! This may be the greatest tag team match I've ever seen! STYLES The legal men, I believe, are Charlie Moss and Raidon Yoshi... BRAIN Oh, the referee lost control of this one a long time ago! Moss whips Raidon hard into a corner and charges, but Raidon bounces out, and both men collide in mid-ring, then stumble back into their corners and make tags! STYLES Tags again, and it's Quentin Benjamin and Ryuichi Taro! Slugfest ensues, with Ryuichi getting the better of things, then backing Benjamin into a corner. Benjamin reverses a whip, and Ryuichi hops to the second rope, but Benjamin ducks as he leaps back for a bodypress! Benjamin sends a foot to the gut, and drills Ryuichi with the ORANGE CRUSH~!!! STYLES This is it! That's the patented move of Quentin Benjamin! 1... 2... NO!!! Raidon saves! Benjamin gets up and slugs it out with Raidon, as Moss comes in and works over Ryuichi. Moss whips Ryuichi hard into the corner, as Benjamin backdrops Raidon to the floor, and lifts him on his shoulders! STYLES Here comes the Super Rocker Dropper! Benjamin quickly goes to the top as Moss gets position, and comes off, completing the SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BRAIN He got him! STYLES And Team Heyross, Team USA, is going to AngleSlam! ANNOUNCER (in Japanese) The winners of the match, and the CHAMPIONS of the Asian Bracket...TEAM USA!!!!! The crowd applauds respectfully as Team Heyross embraces, then help the Japanese up and exchange congratulations. STYLES So we've now got our field for AngleSlam, as the trophy presentation is being set up! Team Heyross receives the flag, then the Japanese girls hand them flowers. STYLES Let's go to "Mean" Gene Okerlund! OKERLUND (in ring) All right, thank you, Joey Styles...the Tag Team World Cup at AngleSlam wouldn't have been the same without these two, and now it's official, Team Heyross is one of the final four teams! MOSS That's right, there was never any doubt in our minds, Okerlund. The competition was stiff, and it won't get any easier at AngleSlam, but Team Heyross is the best team in the world, no matter what the World Cup committee thinks. OKERLUND Quentin, Lithuania the first opposition for you guys at AngleSlam, what do you expect? BENJAMIN We expect two things: A fight, and a win. We'll show the committee the error of their ways. OKERLUND Of course, there's the possibility of a showdown with the Canadians in the finals, the team who WAS ranked #1 in the world. BENJAMIN I hope so. We want prove without a shadow of a doubt that we're the best team in the world, and we have to beat the Canadians to do that. We know it, but we want to make sure the committee knows it, when we're holding that trophy at AngleSlam. OKERLUND Speaking of trophies, I'm gonna let you two gentlemen get to raising this one. Joey, let's go back to you! *Team Heyross hands their flowers back to the ladies, and raises the trophy in the air.* STYLES Well folks, it's been a great day of tag team action, but the field is now set! It'll be the Canadians taking on the Jamaican team, and the Lithuanians challenging Team Heyross, who are the champions of the Asian Bracket, representing the USA! So for Tony Schiavone, Jesse "the Body" Ventura, "Stagger" Lee Marshall, Tazz, Todd Grisham, Michael Cole, Jonathan Coachman, Josh Matthews, "Mean" Gene Okerlund, and Bobby "the Brain" Heenan, I'm Joey Styles! So long folks, and tune in this Thursday on HeldDOWN~! Team Heyross exits the ring and slaps hands with the fans as we... FADE TO BLACK