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Yeah! High-five, bro!

What's Derrick Coleman doing right now? I never heard of him retiring. EDIT: Actually, that's probably not fair to DC, since he actually was an All-Star at one point. So no, none in recent memory.

The Wizards aren't going to match for Jeffries.

I'd been hyping it on the shows, but never really mentioned it outside of that. Nevertheless, it's in HE. Feedback appreciated.

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It's looking like Wilcox is going to sign the one-year tender sometime next week, and become an unrestricted FA next summer.

12 active and 3 inactive, just like the regular season.

Dallas signs Pops Mensah-Bonsu to a two-year deal.

US is on a 31-4 run going back to the 2nd quarter. This is just a total bitch-slapping.

Amare's out. Apparently the knee's acting up or something, plus he's expecting a child. US vs Puerto Rico is getting ready to start on ESPN2. EDIT: Whoops, it's halftime. US is leading 48-35.

Is this negotiable? I'd been planning on doing a Chamber match at this show, as well. I was going to do it at WWE before we cut the PPVs down.

Suns sign Barbosa to a five-year extension worth $32 million. Wizards sign DeShawn Stevenson for two years at the minimum salary, but he has an option for the second year, so I'd say he'll almost certainly opt out. And a few more rule changes: -If a team has two full timeouts in the last two minutes of a game, one of them will be changed to a 20. -In overtime, teams will have two full timeouts and one 20, as opposed to three fulls. -Teams will no longer be able to carry over a 20 from regulation to OT. -Teams will be able to carry 15 players on their playoff roster, as opposed to 13.

As you know, I'm dropping the title to Drek at AngleSlam. I haven't discussed this with NYU yet, but I was wanting to get an idea of who his first program after AngleSlam might be. Reason being, I have a big angle planned for the first HD after AngleSlam, and part of it involves me losing in the #1 contender match for Dirty Deeds. I want to call the ME slot for said HD, but *not* for said #1 contender match. I've been under the impression we were going for Drek vs Zack at AngleMania VI. So I was thinking we do the originally planned ME for AS, which was Alf vs Zack vs PK, with Zack winning. Zack then loses at DD, with the "Zack never EVAR~ gets another title shot" schtick afterwards. Zack then of course gets a chance at the Lethal Rumble, wins, and faces Drek at AM. I'm not sure if Zack will be done with the Wildcards angle after AngleSlam, though. Just a suggestion, but I'd like to get this sorted out when we can.

[i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and Brock Ausstin makes his way out, getting another positive response. COLE And Brock Ausstin ready for action here tonight, getting a nice ovation from the crowd here in Anaheim! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way down the aisle, hailing from Victoria, Minnesota, weighing in at 305 pounds...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Brock climbs into the ring, and does the Happy Happy Hoss Dance~! BUFFER [i]His opponent, already in the ring, from Boise, Idaho, weighing in at 181 pounds..."DIAMOND" DUSTIN POWERS![/i] Powers raises his arms in the air, getting little reaction. COLE Big size differential here, Powers only stands about 5-8, and only 181 pounds. *DING DING DING* COACH I gotta think Brock's gonna make it quick, but it damn sure won't be painless. Tie-up, and Powers goes to the eyes! COACH Oh, hey! Powers goes to the ropes, and goes for a clothesline...but bounces right off Brock and falls to the mat! Brock looks down at Powers, then looks out at the crowd, and smiles. Brock picks up Powers, and lifts him in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE And Powers high up in the air, it looks like you're going to be right, Coach! Borck drops Powers throat-first on the top rope! Powers staggers around, and then is turned inside-out with a clothesline! COACH BIG shot! Brock lifts the prone Powers and delivers a belly-to-belly overhead, then lifts him once again for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COACH Just as I predicted! ...however, Brock hesitates, then drops him down on his back! Brock holds one finger out to the crowd, as if to say "I got a better idea", then picks up his legs and steps through! COACH Ohhhh ho ho! COLE Obviously Otaku II still on the mind of Brock! Brock turns Powers over in a SHARPSHOOTER~!, and within seconds, Powers taps! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Brock grabs the mic from Buffer. BROCK Otaku...I guess you didn't get the message two weeks ago, did you? Well, I hope it's loud and clear to you now, and that message is I want my belt back. *crowd cheers* BROCK You see, I've always had that move stashed in my arsenal...and I just applied it better than you ever have. And at AngleSlam, if you've got the balls to accept my challenge for a rematch... *BIG pop* BROCK Maybe you'll find that out firsthand. Next week, in that Torneo Cibernetica match, will be just a small sample, Otaku...as is this! Brock turns and smashes the mic over the head of Powers! COACH Well, the fans may be warming up to him, but that doesn't mean he's changed! Brock reaches into his tights, and pulls out another Otaku mask! COLE Uh-oh...we saw this a couple weeks ago with Jack Beam! Brock puts the mask on Powers, then picks him up and press slams him to the floor! He then follows and grabs a garbage can from under the ring! He takes the lid off and smacks it over Powers' head, then grabs the steel steps and sets them up in front of the announcers' table, which he then starts taking apart. COACH I'm gettin outta here! Cole and Coach get up and step away from the table. Brock nails Powers with the can before bringing him up the steps and putting it over his body. COACH Time to take out the trash! Brock grabs around the trash can, and delivers an overhead belly-to-belly, with the trashcan landing right-side up on the announcer's table, breaking it! COLE OH MY GOD! Dustin Powers head-first in that trash can! Powers lays on his back partially inside the can behind the broken table, as Brock yells out to the crowd, then departs the ring area as EMTs rush around him. COLE Let's get this guy some help! COACH I really hope Otaku's watching. I'm not a big fan of the guy, but I hope he's ready for something like this, because you hate to see this happen. And Brock can and will do it to Otaku if he gets the chance. COLE Folks, let's go to Josh.

I know that. I mean if the match is decided on a DQ, then why did the title change hands.

If you check the schedule, I've moved Dirty Deeds back a week, to October 1st. I personally prefer the World Without End name (to Dirty Deeds), but whatever you guys want.

Nah, those guys stink.

Iron Man match at Judgment Day 2000, when UT attacks HHH at the end, resulting in DQ. So, how does HHH win the title, exactly?

The NBA officially announced the change in the playoff format today. The three division winners and the next best record will be reseeded 1-4. Which still, Denver's not a top 4 team in the West, but at least they did *something* about it.

I'm glad the Sonics got some national games, they're a fun team to watch. I wish I could have seen that 3OT game with the Suns. Apparently Sene was pretty impressive in the summer leagues, too.

Maybe Pamela Anderson will break off her wedding and get with Yao instead

Isiah made his teammates better, too. Maybe not talent-wise, but he was arguably, pound-for-pound, the toughest guy ever to play in the league, and I think that rubbed off a little bit on everyone who played with him.

The Hawks, Knicks and Blazers are also three teams that are notoriously horribly run. I'm not saying they shouldn't have national games, because I think they should, nor am I trying to start conspiracy theories, but that may have played into it a bit on the league's part, as possibly an "FU" to the front offices.

Everyone but the Hawks, Knicks, Blazers and Raptors have at least one national game, excluding NBATV. The Raptors have nothing, period, including NBATV. Even the Bobcats got a TNT game!