alfdogg

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27. UNFUCKING CALLED FOR

COLE Let's go to Josh Matthews, who's in the ring! JOSH Ladies and gentlemen, please help me in welcoming the NEW OAOAST World heavyweight champion, for the second time, ALFDOGG! The crowd explodes as [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] plays and Alf makes his way out. Confetti and balloons fall from the ceiling, and Alf poses with the belt on all four buckles before meeting Josh mid-ring. JOSH Alf, last year at AngleMania IV, you made your return to the OAOAST as a full-time wrestler. Here we are, one year later, and you stand in this ring the World Heavyweight champion! *crowd cheers* ALF That's right, Josh. You know, last year, I came back to AngleMania IV to create my own AngleMania moment. I got in that ring with Sandman9000, and we tore the house down, tore down the Trump Plaza, and I think I achieved that goal. But as the weeks went by after that match, I started to feel the sense that I had more to prove. And eventually, I made the decision to get back in the game. JOSH And if you remember, Alf, your first opponent on TV after that was the man you took the title from Sunday night, Peter Knight. ALF I remember it very well, Josh. So, I guess you could say I've come full circle in the last year, and look what it's gotten me...the World Heavyweight title! *crowd cheers* ALF And Peter Knight, and Axel, you guys got something, too...you got to take part in another AngleMania moment, created by Alfdogg! ... [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] plays and Alf poses with the belt again. That's all I could come up with right now...just something I threw together just now, since I'm leaving for vacation Saturday. If anyone wants to add something into the "..." I left, feel free.

Maybe I spoke too soon

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MYSTERIOUSONEWDI: I got turned down by MCdonalds

Well, this game is a lot more competitive than the first one.

That's just a Trillian Error. I get that shit all the time when it shuts down suddenly.

Well, that's not prejudice at all.

You know, I'm starting to think that maybe Al Harrington wasn't so dumb after all for requesting a trade from the Pacers.

Back to MIL-PHX for a minute, I was wishing when I saw it on the schedule that I could have a way to see it, because it looked like an exciting game, and it looks like I was right. Fourteen players total scored in double figures, and the Bucks set records for threes in a quarter and a half. I hope the Suns' bad luck streak continues for at least one more game, because we got 'em next.

Darko's line tonight against the Bulls: 6-12, 12 pts, 8 reb, 4 blk Fourth straight game in double figures 2.4 bpg since joining the Magic.

You guys are right about Amare, in fact, I'd go even further than that and have him sit out the playoffs, too, and just start fresh next season. It's not as if this is the Suns' last shot at winning a championship, I'd be more worried about the long-term health of my franchise player.

Wrestlefreak is obviously a gimmick, you guys.

Just read that John Green was convicted of punching Artest, and faces up to 3 months in jail and a $500 fine. But he was acquitted of throwing the cup at him. Even though, you know, they have him ON TAPE throwing the cup. Apparently "he didn't mean to hit him" with the cup, so that makes it okay.

And High Energy vs the Headshrinkers.

It had Nasties/Disasters vs Money Inc/Beverlys, but it was with the "once one man is pinned, both members of the team have to go back" stip.

You people sure are quick to jump on and off bandwagons. One poor outing by the Suns, and suddenly Nash's MVP credibility is shot and the Suns are no longer an elite team. Hilarious.

That's terrible. You'd think the guy was just coming off of knee surgery or something!

By that logic, none of Jordan's clutch plays in the 90's mean anything since none of those teams were as good as the Bulls and they shouldn't have needed to go to the wire.

Alfdogg & Thunderkid vs Peter Knight & Reject Plus Team Heyross in preliminary action.

Damn. Missed the championship bracket by one game. Good thing is, though, that I get the week off now. I'm sending PM's out now to those of you who haven't given your status for next season.

To be fair, he probably only had double coverage when he made that pass to Z. I'm sure he could have forced a shot up.

My advice:

Unless you're Michael Jackson