alfdogg

...was Haslem just crying a minute ago?

Sorry Zack, I was at work. I wouldn't have cared, but I'm sure it's too late now.

Well, I think Posey just earned a suspension for game 4. He just shoulder-checked Hinrich right to the ground on a fast break.

Pacers win 107-95 to take a 2-1 lead on the Nets. JO was a BEAST tonight, 37 points, 15 boards, 4 blocks. Anthony Johnson had a great game, too. Carter was 0-10 in the second half.

You can use Reject or Team Heyross if you want.

I must admit I'm surprised at the way this game's going so far.

He's no more biased towards Nash than you clearly are against him. My pick was Dirk too, but shit, you're acting like Nash's jilted lover or something.

I'd like an explanation on this one, if you don't mind.

COLE And it's now time, Coach! The championship of the World set to be defended in a triple threat match! It'll be two-time reigning champion Alfdogg, coming back home to defend against his two biggest rivals, the 300-pound Brock Ausstin, as well as the man he took the title from back at AngleMania, Peter Knight! Let's go up to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, this is the MAIN EVENT of Living Angleously![/i] *crowd cheers* COACH This is it, Cole! BUFFER [i]It is a triple threat match, for the OAOAST Heavyweight championship of the WORLD! ARE YOU READY?[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Indianapolis, Indiana...ARE YOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY?[/i] *crowd cheers louder* BUFFER [i]Then for the sellout crowd here at Conseco Fieldhouse, and the millions and millions watching around the world, there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and the arena fills with boos as Rick Heyross leads out Brock Ausstin. CABOOSE Here comes the first challenger! COLE Brock Ausstin, the Heartland champion, looking to add another belt to his collection here tonight! COACH And who did he beat for that Heartland title? The man who packs the gold right now, Alfdogg! BUFFER [i]Introducing the first challenger! He hails from Victoria, Minnesota, and weighs in at 305 pounds! Led to the ring by his manager, RICK HEYROSS...he is the reigning OAOAST Heartland champion...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE That's exactly right, and Brock Ausstin hoping lightning can strike twice, and if it does, he'll be the champion of the World! Brock does the Happy Happy Hoss Dance~! in the ring, as [i]Metalingus[/i] hits and the boos only intensify as Peter Knight comes through the curtains. BUFFER [i]Challenger #2 hails from Fall River, Massachusetts, and weighs in at 265 pounds! And he is himself, a former Heavyweight champion of the WORLD! Ladies and gentlemen, PEEEEEEEETEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTT!!!!![/i] COACH And PK's gonna show you guys, he's just takin' a little sabbatical, that's all! The belt's on loan right now, but PK has come to collect. PK and Brock stare each other down in the ring as the referee tries to separate them, as [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat: Howling at the Moon[/i] hits. The Indy crowd EXPLODES as Alf walks through the curtain and raises the belt in the air. COLE And the homefield advantage making its prescence felt right away! BUFFER [i]From Anderson, Indiana![/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]He weighs in at 240 pounds, he is the REIGNING and DEFENDING TWO-TIME Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf slides into the ring, hearing it from his home state people as he poses in the corners with the belt. He then steps down and hands his belt to the referee, who calls for the bell as all three men talk trash in the center of the ring. *DING DING DING* Alf takes the first shot at Brock Ausstin, followed by PK taking a shot at Alf. PK and Alf slug it out as Brock backs into a corner. PK goes to the eyes, then whips Alf into the ropes. Alf ducks a clothesline and hits one of his own! Brock then comes out of the corner and hammers Alf. CABOOSE Brock playing it smart, staying out of the way and picking his spots! Brock slams Alf to the mat, then goes to the ropes, but Alf rolls out of the way as Brock attempts a headbutt! PK then charges Alf, who catches him with a drop toehold! Alf tries to switch to a side headlock, but PK gets up too quickly, and meets Alf with a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Alf retaliates with a chop! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! PK fires back again! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Another retaliation by Alf! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! COACH Listen to those chops! COLE Conseco Fieldhouse filling up with smacks and WHOO's! PK delivers a knee to the gut, but Alf reverses an Irish whip and PK goes into Brock, sending Brock through the ropes to the floor! COACH And now we've got a little rematch from AngleMania! It's gonna be a little different tonight, though! Alf drills PK with right hands, then goes for a back suplex, but PK flips behind him and takes him down with a side headlock. Alf goes to a headscissors, but PK scoots around and flips over onto Alf. 1... 2... Alf bridges up, then turns it around into a backslide! 1... 2... PK rolls over, then catches Alf in a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! PK goes for a big right hand, but Alf ducks and grabs a rear waistlock. PK drives an elbow into the head of Alf, then a second, but Alf ducks a third, then reaches up and applies a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! CABOOSE We're seeing some great wrestling right now! PK comes back and knocks Alf to the mat with a clothesline! Brock Ausstin, back in the ring, then nails PK with a clothesline! Brock stomps Alf, then stomps PK. Brock tosses PK through the ropes to the floor, then picks up Alf. Brock goes for a slam, but Alf goes behind the back and hits a dropkick, knocking Brock into the ropes! Brock reverses an Irish whip, and Alf crashes into PK, knocking him back to the floor! COLE PK back to the outside, as Brock and Alf continue to do battle in the ring! Alf gets the better of a slugfest, then whips Brock into a corner and follows him in with a clothesline! COLE And now Alf's starting to get cooking! Alf pulls Brock out to the ropes, and whips him in, but Brock runs right through him with a clothesline! COACH He was just simmered down right there! COLE And Brock's first attempt at a pin! 1... 2... Kickout! Brock walks over to the apron and drives a knee into PK, knocking him back to the floor. Brock drives PK's back into the apron, then brings him back out. PK blocks a right, and delivers one of his own, then the two trade blows...until Alf nails them both on the floor with a HANDS-FREE SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~!!! as the crowd goes INSANE~! COLE Alf FLYING through the air! And all three men out of it on the floor! Listen to this crowd! Alf gets to his feet and picks up Brock, tossing him back into the ring. Alf delivers a back suplex, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Brock, but Brock reverses an Irish whip, then follows Alf into the corner with a splash! Alf staggers out, and Brock sets him up for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE Uh-oh, here it comes! New champion coming up if PK doesn't get in there for the save! But PK does come back, sending a headbutt to the midsection of Brock! Brock stumbles backwards and falls to the mat, as PK picks up Alf and hammers him in the corner. PK whips Alf across, but Alf dodges, and PK goes shoulder-first into the post! COACH Oh no! COLE And Peter Knight's shoulder DRILLED into the ringpost! Alf delivers right hands to Brock, then delivers a snap suplex! Brock goes to a corner, and Alf follows him with a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Alf whips Brock into the opposite corner, then goes to the ropes as Brock comes out, and hits him with a BULLDOG~! Alf then goes to the top rope! COLE Could this be it? CABOOSE Nope, Brock's getting to his feet! Brock catches up to Alf, and trips him up on the corner! Brock then lifts Alf off the corner and turns him around, hammering him on the back, before pulling him down into the tree of woe position. Brock then goes over to PK, and whips him into Alf in the corner! PK goes shoulder-first into Alf's midsection, then falls backwards onto the mat, where Brock covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Wow, golden opportunity there for Brock as Alf was tied up, but PK able to kick out! Brock taunts the crowd, who returns boos in his direction. He then picks up PK and tries the move again, but this time PK reverses the whip, and Brock crashes into Alf! PK catches Brock with a belly-to-back suplex... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH OH! So close! PK waits on Brock, then puts a foot to the gut, and hits a BUTTERFLY BOMB~! 1... 2... Kickout! PK then taunts the crowd, getting the same reaction, but Alf comes from behind and tosses him over the top to the floor! COLE And once again, PK to the outside! COACH And you notice how these guys are afraid of Peter Knight! CABOOSE Oh, they are not! COACH Well, they keep putting him to the outside whenever they get a chance...LOOK OUT! Alf catches Brock with an overhead belly-to-belly! Alf waits on Brock, and follows with a gutwrench suplex! He then waits on him one more time, as his home crowd intensifies, and hits a T-BONE SUPLEX~! Alf then points to the top rope, and the crowd ERUPTS! COLE Alf says he's gonna finish it! Alf scales the ropes...but right when he gets positioned, PK jumps onto the apron and shoves him off! The crowd boos mightily. PK then waits on Brock to get up, and sets up the KNIGHTMARE~!!!!!11111 COACH And now PK going for the big finish! However, Brock slips behind the back, spins PK around, and delivers a belly-to-belly over head! All three men are out of it on the mat, as the crowd roars its appreciation! COLE And the crowd here in Indianapolis is loving this main event! Brock gets to his feet, picks up Alf, and delivers a SITOUT POWERBOMB~! 1... 2... NO! Alf gets a shoulder up! Brock gives the referee shit. COACH And Brock protesting the obvious homeside bias for Alf! Brock hammers Alf on the mat, then attempts the move again. However, Alf slips out in front this time, then grabs Brock's legs and attempts to hook the SHARPSHOOTER~! COLE Alf going for the Sharpshooter! Alf gets it turned, but just as he does, PK jumps in and nails him from behind! The crowd boos. PK clotheslines Brock to the floor, then picks Alf up, and grabs a rear waistlock. Alf quickly switches, then ducks an elbow from PK and hits an overhead belly-to-belly! COLE And now Alf with the suplexes on PK! Alf follows with a gutwrench suplex, then waits on him, and delivers a T-BONE SUPLEX~! Alf then goes to the top, as the crowd intensifies...and hits PK with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE HE GOT IT! COACH MAKE THE SAVE, BROCK! 1... 2... And Brock JUST DOES make the save! COACH Oh God! COLE SO CLOSE, Alf almost retained right there! Alf gets to his feet and picks up PK. He whips him into the ropes, PK ducks a clothesline, then they collide in mid-ring, with Alf falling through the ropes and to the floor! CABOOSE Alf to the outside, and it's Brock and PK! Brock picks up PK and whips him into a corner, but PK gets his feet up on a charge! PK then comes out with a clothesline! COACH And look how quickly PK has recovered! Does he want it or what? PK follows with another clothesline, and then a third! PK then picks Brock up...and starts the KNIGHT ROLL~!!! Two rolling verticals! PK holds...and drops him with a FALCON ARROW~! COACH HERE IT IS! 1... 2... Alf breaks the count by putting Brock's foot on the bottom rope! COACH What? TWO??? COLE Brock's foot is on the rope! CABOOSE Smart move by Alf right there! Brock rolls out of the ring to get a breather, as Alf rolls back in and is hammered by PK. PK delivers a CHOP~! in the corner! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! PK then tosses Alf down to the mat, and hops to the second rope. He poses while up there, drawing boos, then jumps off...but Alf catches him by the legs, and goes for the SHARPSHOOTER~! again! PK is able to avoid it, however, so Alf instead hooks his legs under his arms, and slingshots him right into the ringpost! COACH Oh NO! COLE Headfirst into the post! CABOOSE And I think Knight's cut, you guys! COLE We'll have to get a better shot...yes, Peter Knight busted wide open! COACH Oh no, COME ON, PETER! Alf hammers away at the wound as PK staggers around the ring. Suddenly, Knight takes a wild swing, but Alf hooks the arm, then quickly goes around and delivers a DRAGON SUPLEX~!!! COLE WOW! We haven't seen that from Alf in quite some time! 1... 2... Brock breaks it up! CABOOSE The old dog using all his old tricks in this one! Brock pulls Alf to the outside, but Alf reverses a whip and sends Brock into the steel steps! Alf follows Brock around the ring and tries to send him into another set of steps, but this time Brock reverses and Alf goes crashing back-first! Brock then walks over to the table and starts picking it apart! COLE Hey, wait a minute! Brock gets the table picked apart, and Alf attacks him from behind, knocking him onto it! Alf crawls up, as well, and the two hammer it out on top of the table! Meanwhile, the bloodied PK is picking apart the Spanish table to the left, then walks over and delivers a low blow to Alf! PK then joins the two on the table, and he and Brock pick up Alf in a double fireman's carry...and slam him THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE~! COLE OH MY GOD! COACH THAT'S what I want to see! Way to go, guys! PK rolls off the table, and Brock follows. COLE And now it's PK and Brock brawling on the outside, as the champ looks to have been taken out of the equation! PK takes Brock around the ring, and throws him face-first into the post! COLE And now it's Brock Ausstin who's been lacerated! PK rolls Brock back into the ring, picks him up...and hits the KNIGHTMARE~!!!!!11111 COACH OH YEAH! THE BELT'S COMIN' HOME! 1... 2... ...PK stops the count??? COLE ...WHAT??? CABOOSE What's he doing? COLE PK going to the outside... COACH Oh, I get it! He wants to pin the champion! What does he *really* prove by pinning Brock? He gets the title, but he wants it all! He wants the satisfaction of beating the champ! PK goes to pick Alf up, but when he does, Alf hits him with a low blow! Alf then walks over to the French announce table, and picks *it* apart! However, Brock has recovered, and knocks Alf to the floor with a clothesline! He then throws Alf up on the table, and sets up a powerbomb! However, Alf hammers Brock to escape, then, standing on the French table, delivers an overhead belly-to-belly OVER TO SOFA CENTRAL~!! COLE OH NO! COACH Well, there goes our table! CABOOSE You don't see this much...the French are the last ones standing! *rimshot* Alf picks up Brock, and tosses him into the ring, then hooks the SHARPSHOOTER~!!! However, he releases to deliver a SUPERKICK~! to Rick Heyross, who has jumped up on the apron! PK drills Alf with a clothesline, as Brock once again rolls to the outside. PK sets Alf up for the KNIGHTMARE~!!!!!11111, but Alf slips behind and hits a SUPERKICK~!, sending Knight to the floor, where Brock Ausstin scoops him up... CABOOSE Uh-oh, say goodbye to the French! ...and delivers an F-STUNNER-5 THROUGH THE FRENCH TABLE~!!! COLE All three tables gone, one for each man! As Alf goes to the apron, Brock grabs a chair and BLASTS him over the head with it! COLE And Alf's SKULL leaving an imprint in that chair! COACH And Alf's bleeding too, now! That makes all three in that department, as well! Brock rolls into the ring and watches as Alf crawls towards him, getting a smirk on his face. Brock holds his arms out to the crowd, drawing MASSIVE boos. He smacks Alf a couple times, then holds them out again...but Alf gathers one last burst of energy, grabs Brock's legs, and applies the SHARPSHOOTER~!!! to an ENORMOUS pop! COLE Sharpshooter once again, and no one in sight to save Brock Ausstin! Will the third time be the charm? CABOOSE Look at Alf cinch back, look at the look on his face! Brock crawls to the ropes, but Alf pulls him back out to the center! COLE And now they're right back in the middle of the ring! PK slowly starts to crawl back to the ring! COACH Hurry up, Peter! I don't think Brock can hold out much longer! PK reaches the apron, as Brock reaches for the same side, but Alf pulls him back once again! PK just now realizes what is going on, and struggles to pull himself back in, reaching out for Brock! Alf makes one last pull... ...and BROCK TAPS!!! The home crowd of Alf goes BALLISTIC~! *DING DING DING* COACH NO!!! COLE WE HAVE A WINNER! The camera pans directly to PK's bloody face, which has a shocked look on it. He then buries it in his hands on the mat, as Alf releases the hold and the referee raises his hand. BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] CABOOSE Gee, Living Angleously just isn't Brock's pay-per-view, is it? Alf receives his belt from the referee and raises it for the fans as Knight rolls out to the floor, slamming his hands on the apron in frustration as he looks over at Alf and then Brock. COLE Axel thought that stacking the odds against the champion would bring the belt back to the Upstarts, but he underestimated the heart of the man that holds that belt. CABOOSE Back to the drawing board for our General Manager, it looks like. COLE We hope you have enjoyed Living Angleously. For Caboose and Coach, I'm Michael Cole saying goodnight from Indy! [b]Fade to black[/b] Make any changes you need, PK. I'll let you write the postmatch stuff, I'm not really that good at doing that.

Wow, that may be the luckiest shot I've ever seen with more than .4 seconds left

Kings look like they could pull this one off, without Artest. 14.6 to go and up three. Just remember that I'm the one who said this could still be a series.

I don't want to hear any more whining from the Jersey camp about questionable foul calls or anything else about the officiating. This is a fucking joke.

What a shock, Tinsley comes in the game and the Nets start to run away with it.

Jackson's going to make damn sure he doesn't have two good games in a row. Already on the bench with two fouls after missing two easy shots and a free throw.

No Peja tonight for the Pacers, out with a sore knee. Granger gets the start.

Oh God, they have Doc Rivers on color. WHY

Wins.

Not to rush you or anything, man, but I really need a reply to my PM as soon as possible. This is the last full night I have to write before the PPV, and I still haven't started on the ME, either.

Link~ This was my choice as well, btw.

On TNT, they just said that Avery Johnson will be named Coach of the Year.

[i]Renegade[/i] hits and the arena fills with boos as the lights go out. The baseline hits, the spotlight comes on, and Reject walks through the curtains and towards the ring. COLE And it's time, this bitter feud between former tag team partners will reach its climax tonight! CABOOSE That's right, it's NO HOLDS BARRED! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and there will be NO HOLDS BARRED! Introducing first, from NEW YORK CITY, weighing in at 235 pounds...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] Reject slides into the ring and gets ready. [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits and Thunderkid gets a nice ovation as he makes his way to the ring. BUFFER [i]His opponent, from Green Bay, WI, weighing in at 257 pounds...TTTTTTTHHHHHHUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!![/i] COACH He looks confident now, but Reject's going to make him sorely regret throwing that NHB stipulation in that contract! TK slides into the ring and poses on the buckles, then walks to the center of the ring, as does Reject. They have a brief staredown, talking trash to one another, before coming to blows! *DING DING DING* TK wins the exchange, and drags Reject into a corner. TK delivers kicks to the midsection, then whips Reject across the ring. TK charges, but Reject moves out of the way. TK backs out, and Reject dropkicks him back into the corner. Reject then whips TK back across the ring, but TK comes out with a clothesline! COLE TK EXPLODING out of the corner! TK runs to the ropes, and hits another clothesline! A third takes Reject over the top and to the floor! COLE And TK looking great here in the early going! TK follows Reject to the floor, and whips him into the steel steps! CABOOSE Remember, no disqualifications in this match! COACH Yeah, I know. Just wait, this will eventually play right into the hands of Reject! TK rolls back into the ring. Reject tries to climb back in, but TK hits him with a baseball slide and sends him back to the floor! TK goes outside again, ramming Reject's head into the steps, then taking him around the ring and throwing him into the timekeeper's table. TK stops to play to the crowd, however, and as he moves back towards Reject, Reject blasts him over the head with the ring bell! COACH OH, what did I tell you? Now the tide has turned! COLE TK's bell was just rung, and the tide has indeed turned! Reject grabs a steel chair from ringside before sliding back into the ring. He sits on it in the corner and waits on TK. COLE And Reject VERY arrogant right here... CABOOSE I don't understand this, why's he allowing TK to catch his wind? TK gets to his feet, and Reject picks up the chair, challenging TK to get into the ring. He does, but not before grabbing a 2X4 from underneath the ring! COLE OK, NOW here he comes! TK holds the 2X4 baseball style, and swings as Reject swings the chair! After three swings, Reject drops the chair and shakes his hands off. TK waits for him to come around, and grabs the 2X4 with both hands, clotheslining him to the mat! Reject rolls to the outside, and TK follows him out with a plancha! COLE TK over the top rope onto Reject! TK hammers away with right hands, then tosses Reject back into the ring. Reject, however, gets a hold of the chair, and slams it across the back of TK as he slides in! COLE Steel chair to the back! Reject holds the chair up in the air, receiving boos from the crowd. He then picks up TK, delivering a snap suplex, and goes to the top with chair in hand. CABOOSE Uh oh, what's this gonna be? Reject comes off the top with a CHAIR LEGDROP, but TK rolls out of the way! TK grabs Reject, picking him up in a PRESS SLAM~! and tossing him all the way down to the floor! COACH Come on, someone's gonna get hurt doing that! COLE That's the risk you take signing for a match like this, Coach! COACH But how was he supposed to know? He just signed the contract, he wasn't told beforehand of any stipulations! That's not fair! CABOOSE Life's not fair, Coach! Reject should have read the fine print before signing! TK goes to the apron once again, and pulls out a stop sign! COACH Oh, no! TK picks the sign up overhead and brings it down on the head of Reject! Reject staggers backward and falls over the security wall into the crowd! TK follows, and Reject tries to escape! TK and Reject end up backstage, where TK catches up to Reject, hammering him on the back, and throwing him into a stack of beer kegs, which then fall onto Reject. CABOOSE I don't think Reject's ever been to a kegger like this! TK follows Reject over to the stack, and picks up a keg. As he raises it overhead, Reject gets his hands on one and tosses it at TK, hitting him in the abdomen! Reject then grabs the keg and rams TK in the back with it, before picking him up and taking him back out to the arena. Reject carries a keg along in one hand, and nails TK with it in the aisle, before going to the side of the ring, and pulling a LADDER out from underneath it, drawing a pop from the crowd! COLE And we're breaking out the heavy duty equipment now! Reject slides the ladder into the ring, then rolls TK inside. Reject hits a snap legdrop on TK, then picks him up for a suplex. CABOOSE Uh oh, could be a suplex on the ladder here! TK blocks, then blocks a second time. He then picks Reject up, turns around while still holding Reject, and drops him with a SUPLEX ON THE LADDER! COACH NO! COLE And Reject sent BACK-FIRST onto the ladder! TK then rolls to the outside, and reaches under the apron. He crawls halfway under the ring to grab something, before coming out with a BARBED-WIRE BASEBALL BAT~! The crowd goes CRAZY! COACH Oh, come on now! Get in there, ref! CABOOSE Everything's legal here, Coach! COACH Yeah, but surely you've got to draw a line with this, don't you? TK waits for Reject to get up, then takes a HOME RUN SWING, but Reject ducks and hits a low blow! Reject then rolls over and grabs the bat. COACH USE IT, REJECT! Everything's legal here! Reject delivers a shot to the gut with the bat, then uses it to trip TK down to his back! Reject then gets down on the mat and begins to rake the bat across the face of TK, opening a wound on his forehead! COLE And Reject literally cutting open the forehead of his former tag team partner with that baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire! Reject then picks up TK, and delivers a snap suplex onto the ladder! COLE And NOW, it's TK who's back meets the ladder! Reject runs to the ropes and goes for ROLLING THUNDER~!, but TK rolls out of the way and Reject lands on the ladder! TK then crawls over and grabs the bat, and Reject turns around to receive a shot in the face! CABOOSE Wow, right in the FACE! COLE And Reject is down and now *he's* bleeding! TK drops an elbow on Reject, then rolls out of the ring and throws the keg inside. TK the rolls back in and lays the bat between his legs, as the crowd IMMEDIATELY begins to groan in agony. COACH Oh no, I can't watch this one! TK picks up the keg, and DROPS IT ON THE BAT, causing Reject to roll around on the mat in agony! Several fans in the front row can be seen holding their nuts and groaning in agony. TK sets up the ladder, then rolls outside the ring and grabs a TABLE from underneath! TK pushes the table into the ring, then rolls in and sets it up. By this time, however, Reject has recovered, and drills TK in the back with the beer keg! COACH But Reject's back in it now! Reject then delivers a shot to the head, and TK rolls onto the table. Reject walks around to the other side, and slowly starts climbing the ladder. TK slowly rolls off the table, and follows Reject up on the table side. TK catches him at the top, and the two begin to exchange punches. COLE These two former partners, jousting for position on the top of this ladder! TK wins the slugfest, then sets up a suplex! Reject quickly fires punches to the midsection, then thumbs TK in the eye. Reject climbs up a couple rungs, then flips over, POWERBOMBING TK THROUGH THE TABLE! COLE And THROUGH THE TABLE goes TK! What a powerbomb by Reject, but he can't cover! Reject lays on the mat for a few seconds, then inches over and covers... 1... 2... NO!!! TK gets a shoulder up! CABOOSE Still fight left in TK! Reject picks up TK, and hits a fisherman's buster! He follows up with ROLLING THUNDER~! COACH And Reject's setting him up now! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up again!!! Reject rolls to the outside, and finds another item wrapped in barbed wire, this time a STEEL CHAIR~! COLE And more barbed wire coming into play! Reject raises the chair, and SLAMS it across the back of TK! COLE Imagine the PAIN that TK must have experienced right there! TK rolls on the mat, rolling over to a corner. Reject waits for him to get up, then charges with the chair...but has kicked back into his FACE by TK! TK then comes out of the corner, and drops an ELBOW onto the chair, which is lying on Reject's face! COACH This is horrible, you guys! TK then grabs the chair, as Reject begs off. The crowd starts to cheer loudly, as TK raises the chair in the air! Reject rolls out of the ring, and TK gives chase into the crowd! They run past the beer kegs again, then back through the entryway, where Reject trips and falls in the aisleway. He begs off of TK again, when suddenly, someone grabs the chair from TK! TK turns around, and receives a headshot from...THA PUERTO RICAN??? COACH MY MAN!!! COLE WHAT? What the HELL is PRL doing out here??? The crowd boos LOUDLY as PRL looks down on TK and smiles, before throwing the chair down and going backstage. CABOOSE What is going ON here? COLE I don't know, what motive would PRL have to ambush TK like that? Reject slowly gets to his feet and takes TK back to the ring. Reject makes an immediate cover... 1... 2... TK gets a foot on the rope! COACH Oh, what a cheap move! Reject pulls TK's leg off the ropes, and hooks it... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Still hanging in there! CABOOSE Wow, look at the wreckage in the ring, Cole! Reject grabs the barbed-wire chair, and stands over TK. He taunts the crowd, drawing ENORMOUS boos. He then raises the chair overhead, but when he does, TK sits up and delivers a low blow! Reject falls backwards to the mat, and TK rolls over and grabs the chair. He waits for Reject to get up, then tosses the chair into his hands, before hitting a BICYCLE KICK~! COLE TK again kicking the chair right into the face of Reject! TK covers... 1... 2... NO!!! Reject gets a shoulder up! COLE And now it's Reject, showing tremendous intestinal fortitude! TK picks up Reject, and delivers a belly-to-belly overhead suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout again!!! TK charges Reject for another bicycle kick, but Reject ducks, and drills TK with a spinkick! Reject leans on the ropes to catch his wind, then rolls to the outside, grabbing a stuffed pillowcase. CABOOSE I've got a feeling that that pillowcase isn't filled with feathers, Cole! COLE Yeah, we're not about to see your ordinary average pillowfight right here! Reject raises the pillowcase in the air, drawing boos, then rolls into the ring. He grabs a handful of THUMBTACKS out of the pillowcase, sprinkling them on the mat, as the crowd buzzes. COACH HERE WE GO! Reject then grabs a handful and throws them on TK on the mat, before dumping the rest of the pillowcase out on the mat. Reject picks up TK, then goes for a bodyslam. TK slips behind the back, and puts a foot to the gut, setting him up for a powerbomb! However, Reject blocks, and BACKDROPS HIM INTO THE TACKS! COLE OH, backdrop, and TK's back COVERED in those tacks! Reject carefully drops a knee to TK's sternum, then positions the ladder. COLE Oh, no. What's this going to be? Reject climbs the ladder, stopping to pose once again at the top. He then steps over, and goes for a LEGDROP, but TK moves, and Reject LANDS IN THE TACKS~! TRIPLE C :o Reject sits there for a second with a wide-eyed look on his face, then jumps up, hopping around, until TK grabs him. TK delivers a FALLAWAY SLAM to Reject, RIGHT INTO THE TACKS~! COLE And Reject AGAIN meets the tacks! TK then picks up Reject...and plants him with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 COLE THIS IS IT!!! TK falls back onto Reject... 1... 2... 3!!!!! NO!!! REJECT GETS A SHOULDER UP!!! COACH WHAT ABOUT THAT, COLE? COLE I can't believe it, Reject just kicked out of the Thunderbolt DDT, the signature move of Thunderkid! TK sits there for a second, questioning the referee, then reaches down to pick up Reject. Reject reaches over and grabs a handful of tacks, using them to rake the eyes of TK, before hitting the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE And now Reject with HIS signature move, the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 Reject can't cover immediately, but finally pushes TK over and drapes an arm... 1... 2... 3!!!!! NO!!! TK gets a shoulder up! COACH Come ON, REF!!! COLE And TK with the kickout! Reject slowly gets up, then picks up TK and carries him over to the tacks. Reject picks up TK, and delivers the PITCH BLACK INTO THE TACKS~!!!!!11111 COACH WOW! That's GOT to be it, come on, cover, Reject! Reject does cover... 1... 2... 3...NO!!! TK AGAIN gets the shoulder up! COLE And AGAIN! Where do these two get the strength? Reject walks over and grabs the barbed-wire bat, and scales the ladder. TK slowly gets to his feet, and Reject comes off the ladder, nailing TK right in the face with the bat! CABOOSE WOW, right between the eyes! Reject tosses the bat aside, and covers... 1... 2... 3!!!!! *DING DING DING* COACH YEAH!!! Reject rolls off of TK and lays on the mat, as [i]Renegade[/i] plays over the speakers. COLE And MERCIFULLY, this one is over! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE Ladies and gentlemen, whether you like these guys or not, these two men gave you everything they had in them! They gave their heart and their body, all to find out who the better man was! And in the end, it's that man right there, rolling out of the ring, Reject! Reject picks himself up off the floor and staggers back to the locker room as medics help keep him standing, and more medics rush around him to tend to the still unconscious Thunderkid. Reject stops at the front of the entrance to raise his arms and give a cocky grin, receiving a mixture of boos and appreciative applause. CABOOSE And Thunderkid just now starting to come to, Cole! The medics help TK up, and he receives a loud standing ovation from the crowd in Indianapolis as the medics help him to the back. COLE What an effort by TK, and what an effort by Reject, as well! CABOOSE I just can't see...how do you top this one, Cole?

Also, I didn't realize that 22 points on 9-15 shooting was an "off-night" for Nenad Krstic. Plus the Nets set a franchise record by committing only 6 turnovers.

OR, maybe you got the best game from Stephen Jackson in months, along with the bench *gasp* stepping it up when JO has an off night. Kidd was the one who bumped him, there was clearly a foul there, they just called it on the wrong guy.

Udonis Haslem got suspended, too.

Yes.