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I should point out that everything I post is from ESPN.com, unless otherwise stated. Rumored deal: Nene to Portland for Joel Przybilla and Travis Outlaw

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If any talks were happening with McGrady or any other player of his stature (especially if they were going to the Lakers), we'd all know about it by now. The slightest mention of it would be on either ESPN.com, HoopsHype, RealGM or InsideHoops. I've seen Pierce, Garnett, and even Iverson mentioned as, you know, "could he be traded?", but there have been no actual deals or teams laid out. There hasn't been word one about any rumors involving McGrady, I don't care what your buddies say. In regards to Francis going back to the Rockets, however, the talk began at All-Star weekend saying that there *is* a very slim chance that Francis could go back. DA mentioned it on one of the All-Star shows, and it was met with laughter, so that should tell you how apt it is to actually happen, but it has been mentioned. He'll probably either wind up in Denver or New York, though, with Minnesota and Seattle being outside shots.

[i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and Rick Heyross leads Charlie Moss to the ring. BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Introducing first, the challenger, hailing from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 245 pounds...CHARLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE Well, last week, Alf was able to successfully defend his title against one half of Team Heyross, Quentin Benjamin! This week, it's the other half of the team making the challenge! [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alf comes through the curtains. COLE And the Hawaiians rise to their feet for the Heartland champion! BUFFER [i]His opponent, weighing in at 240 pounds...the former WORLD Heavyweight champion, and the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf slides into the ring and poses on the buckles with belt in hand, then hands it to the referee. *DING DING DING* Alf circles the ring with Moss, and goes in with a rear waistlock. COACH I think Alf's making a mistake right here trying to match Charlie Moss with mat wrestling! Moss does a standing switch, then takes him down to the mat. Alf scoots to a sitting position in attempt to escape. Moss switches to a chinlock. COACH See? Alf couldn't escape the holds! Alf works his way to his feet, and delivers a back suplex! CABOOSE Well, that'll help him escape! Alf runs to the rope, and catches Moss coming up with a Hart Attack clothesline! He then delivers another clothesline, sending Moss to the outside! Alf follows Moss outside with a plancha! COLE What a move by Alf! CABOOSE And this is what Alf's got to do, he's got to take it to the outside! He can't match this former NCAA champion hold-for-hold! Alf fires off right hands and tosses Moss back into the ring. Alf then goes underneath the ring. CABOOSE And Alf's going for the props! COACH Come on, ref, do something about this! COLE There's nothing he can do, there's no disqualifications! Alf tosses a trash can into the ring, which contains a kendo stick and a small street sign! He then grabs a lid and slides into the ring, but Moss catches him coming in with a kick to the head! Moss then drops an elbow, then grabs the lid from Alf and blasts him in the back of the head! COLE What a shot by Charlie Moss, and look at that trashcan lid! Moss covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE First cover of the match gets two for Charlie Moss! Moss then grabs the can, and waits on Alf to get up before blasting him over the head! CABOOSE And Alf really on rubberleg street now! Alf staggers, as Moss delivers another shot with the can, sending him to the mat! Moss drops a fist between the eyes, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss goes back over to the other side of the ring, and grabs the can again. Moss comes at Alf with the can, but Alf uses a front dropkick to knock it back into Moss! Alf falls back into a corner to catch his breath, and then grabs Moss, giving him a snap suplex! Alf then picks up Moss in an atomic drop position, and sets him on the top rope, then grabs him by the hair and pulls him backwards into a tree of woe position! COLE And Moss is tied up! COACH Get him out, ref! CABOOSE There's no rules, how many times do we have to tell you? You know, I think you'd look really good in that position! Alf grabs the kendo stick and holds it up in the air, provoking a big reaction from the crowd. Alf then walks over to the upside-down Moss and hammers him in the midsection with the stick! He then slides to the outside with the stick and chokes Moss with it, as the referee attempts to remove him. Alf lets go and gets back into the ring, grabbing the road sign that fell out of the trash can. COLE What could Alf have in store right here? Alf walks to the opposite corner, then runs across the ring and dropkicks the sign into the face of Moss! COLE WHAT A SHOT by Alf! Alf pulls Moss down out of the corner and covers... 1... 2... Moss gets a foot on the ropes! CABOOSE And it's a good thing for him that he *was* in the corner there! Alf picks up Moss and whips him into the opposite corner, but Moss gets his feet up on a charge! Moss picks up Alf's legs and puts his own feet on the ropes... 1... 2... Alf kicks out anyway! Moss hammers Alf on the back, and then walks over and grabs the sign, smacking Alf in the back of the head! Moss then grabs the trash can and sets it in the center of the ring, before giving Alf a vertical suplex right in top of it! Moss covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH And Moss has got something going here now! Moss picks up Alf and delivers an STO BACKBREAKER~! Moss then rolls Alf over onto his stomach. COLE Could be setting up the bow-and-arrow hold here! And indeed, Moss plants the knees into the back and rolls over, converting a BOW-AND-ARROW hold~! Moss wrenches back on the hold, then leans over, putting Alf's shoulders on the mat... 1... 2... Alf bridges up, and Moss rolls back over, re-applying the submission hold. Alf hangs on, but his arms are free, and he manages to get one up and gouge the eyes of Moss, forcing him to release the hold! COACH What a cheap way to escape that hold by Alf! Moss stays on Alf, and sets him up for a suplex, but Alf reverses to a small package! 1... 2... NO! Moss kicks out! COLE Alf almost able to escape with the win right there! Moss picks up Alf and gives him a belly-to-belly suplex! He then goes to the second rope... COLE Not often we see this from Charlie... Moss comes off, but Alf rolls out of the way of the senton attempt! Both men are down, but Moss struggles to his feet first. Alf ducks a superkick, and delivers one of his own! CABOOSE Alf's got his second wind! Alf delivers an overhead belly-to-belly, then looks up to see Brock Ausstin standing in the entryway! COLE And there you see Alf's challenger this Sunday at Zero Hour, getting a bird's eye view of this match! Alf points to Brock, then signals for the end. CABOOSE And Alf's going to show him how a champion conducts his business, right now! Alf takes Moss over with a T-Bone suplex! He then picks Moss up, and whips him into the ropes, planting him with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! He holds onto the legs, and hooks Moss in a SHARPSHOOTER~!!!111 COLE Sharpshooter locked in! Brock starts a slow walk to the ring, as Alf looks him down while hanging onto the hold! Moss struggles to reach the ropes, but ultimately has no choice but to TAP OUT~! COACH NO! COLE And Charlie Moss taps out! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of the match, and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf continues looking at Brock, as the referee hands him his belt, and then raises it in the air as Brock claps sarcastically and [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] plays. COLE But will Alf be raising that belt in the air after meeting Brock Ausstin this Sunday? Only time will tell! This should go after the match sometime. COLE Folks, I've just been handed this note from the front office concerning Zero Hour, a match just finalized! COACH That's right, it's going to be a Fatal Four-way match, with both members of Team Heyross meeting Thunderkid & Reject, and the winner receiving the first shot at whoever the Heartland champion may be after Zero Hour, right here next week on HeldDOWN~! CABOOSE And that should be an exciting match!

I'm partial to his one, myself. http://games.espn.go.com/nba/features/trad...&teams=24~24~11

*insert graphic* COLE And it's time now, Coach, for the Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Iron Man Match! It's Alfdogg defending the Heartland title against Brock Ausstin! Let's go backstage to Tony Schiavone! TONY OK, thank you, Michael Cole, and I'm standing back here with the respective wheel spinners for each participant! Representing the challenger, Brock Ausstin, it'll be his manager Rick Heyross, and to my right, Reject will be the spinner for the Heartland champion, Alfdogg! The rules are as follows: The first fall of the match will be contested under normal OAOAST rules, with a decision being rendered by pinfall, submission, disqualification, or countout! From there, the representative of the winner of each fall will spin the wheel to determine what type of match the next fall will be contested under! And of course, whoever has the most falls at the end of the match will be the OAOAST Heartland champion! [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits. TONY And with that, let's go to Michael Buffer! Brock Ausstin walks through the curtains as Buffer begins his announcements. BUFFER [i]The following contest is the Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Iron man match, for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Introducing first, the challenger, from Victoria, Minnesota, weighing in at 304 pounds...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NN!!!!![/i] COLE And Brock Ausstin will attempt to become a singles champion for the first time in his career! You recall, back in October at World Without End, he was a part of the four-way match for this very title, in which Brock joined Stevens/Heyross Incorporated in the ruse against Alfdogg! But those times have passed, and now it's Brock and Alf, man-to-man! COACH You're right, Cole, and I think here with no distractions, we're going to see Brock pick up his first-ever singles title! CABOOSE Definitely possible, but if I were a betting man, I think I'd have to put it on Alf, he's really been on fire lately. As Brock walks down the aisle, Peter Knight stands and applauds from his suite, cupping his hands to his mouth and yelling encouragement. COLE There's one man who is interested in how this turns out. No matter what happens tonight, Alf still will face Peter Knight in one month's time for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship at AngleMania. COACH With a match like this, I have trouble seeing Alf actually MAKING it to AngleMania. Brock gets ready in the ring as [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alfdogg walks through the curtains to an enormous pop. BUFFER [i]And his opponent, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former WORLD Heavyweight champion, and the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf slides into the ring and poses in the corners, taking the time to find the box Knight is in and pointing up to him. He makes a "belt around the waist" motion and then meets Brock and the referee in the center of the ring. The referee explains the same rules which were explained by Tony before, and then raises the belt in the air as Alf and Brock back off into their corners. *DING DING DING* Alf and Brock circle the ring, and then tie up. Brock quickly shoves Alf back into his corner, then does a double bicep pose, which is received with a round of boos. COLE And Brock showing his surperior power, which I'm sure all of these people knew he had! COACH Yeah, I can't believe Alf was stupid enough to try that! Alf gets up and circles the ring again, then moves in and grabs a rear waistlock. Brock struggles, and can't escape the hold. Eventually, he manages to grab one of Alf's legs and trip him up. Alf pushes Brock off into the ropes with his free leg, then catches him with a monkey flip! Brock bounces right back up and charges Alf, but gets caught in an armdrag! Brock comes up in his corner and kicks the bottom rope. COLE And Brock extremely frustrated here in the early going! Brock comes out of his corner and gets right in Alf's face, then delivers a slap right across it! Brock stays on Alf, pounding on him in the corner. Brock then brings Alf out and whips him into the ropes. Brock drops down and Alf hops over, then Brock turns over to attempt a reverse monkey flip, but Alf sees it coming and drops a fist right between the eyes! COLE Brock tries the same move and Alf a little too smart for it! Brock gets up holding his face, and when he turns to face Alf again, he's met with a wad of spit to the face! COACH Ohhhhhhhhh ho! Alf's really pushing his limits now! Brock charges Alf again, but Alf catches him with a drop toe hold! Alf then jumps across Brock and hooks a headlock, quickly switching to a front facelock! COLE Some good mat wrestling being shown by Alf here, Coach! COACH I just...I can't believe the way this match is going so far. CABOOSE Well, you heard Axel and Peter Knight a few weeks ago, they talked about how Alf can't wrestle without gimmicks, but I hope they're watching the clinic that Alf is putting on right now! Brock is able to make his way to his feet, then he picks up Alf and tosses him off across the ring! COACH And once again, Brock with the superior strength! Brock comes at Alf, but gets caught in another armdrag! CABOOSE But Alf just too quick right now for Brock! Alf switches to a wristlock, and paintbrushes Brock on the mat! COACH I can't believe this, what Alf's doing to Brock right now! COLE Alf's trying to frustrate him, and it's always tough to wrestle angry. COACH And just how would you know that? COLE ... Suddenly, Brock pops up, and picks up Alf for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COACH Oh yeah, Alf might pay for it now, though! Brock spins Alf around...but Alf hangs onto the wrist and drags him over and to the mat! COLE But look at Alf hang onto the hold! I don't think I've ever seen that move countered like that! CABOOSE That's because you've never seen me do it. Alf wrenches the arm, then hooks Brock and takes him over with a Northern Lights suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE First pin attempt of the match, and Brock is out at two! Alf picks up Brock, and delivers a vertical suplex! COLE And a little power there, too! CABOOSE Alf's putting it all on display tonight! COLE Here's another pin attempt... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Brock, who reverses an Irish whip. Alf hops over Brock, then ducks a clothesline, but gets caught in a powerslam! COACH Speaking of power... Brock poses briefly, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock picks up Alf, lifting him overhead for a PRESS SLAM~! Brock takes his time, turning to show each section of the crowd, then simply drops Alf behind him to the mat! Brock turns Alf over and drops a knee to the sternum, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH Those kickouts are getting weaker and weaker, Cole! I think Alf might be in danger of going down a fall here! Brock whips Alf into a corner, and follows him in with an avalanche! COLE Brock Ausstin with all 300 pounds plus crushing Alf in the corner! Brock looks for some accolades from the crowd, and doesn't get them. He then whips Alf back into the other corner, but this time takes some more time to preen to the crowd, and Alf slides out of the way! Brock falls to the mat, and Alf quickly goes up to the top rope! COLE Here it is! Alf's got a chance right now! Alf leaps through the air, but sees Brock rolling out of the way and rolls over on the mat ala Eddie Guerrero, only to be turned inside out by a Brock clothesline! COACH But Brock knew where he was at all times, and he's still got the advantage! I love it! COLE What a shot that was! Brock lifts Alf off the mat, and takes him overhead with a belly-to-belly! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Brock starts to get on the referee's case. COLE Brock wanting a faster count from the referee right there. CABOOSE Nothing wrong with that count at all, it's been consistent all the way. Brock picks up Alf and sets him up for a running powerslam, once again taking time out to showboat. Alf slips behind the back and shoves Brock off into a corner, then catches him coming back with a German suplex! 1... 2... NO! Brock slips out! COLE Nice counter by Alf, but Brock able to escape! Alf makes it to his feet first, and runs to the ropes. Alf ducks a clothesline, but as he comes back, they both clothesline each other! COLE Oh, both men down and out of it! The crowd counts along with the referee... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Alf sits up! Alf starts to climb to his feet, as Brock gets to his. Brock with a right hand, but Alf blocks and delivers one of his own! Brock tries again, and gets the same result! Brock tries a third right, blocked, then a left, blocked, then Alf moves in and converts an overhead belly-to-belly! Alf struggles back to his feet, and delivers a superkick! Alf then goes to the top rope! COLE And Alf back to the top once again! COACH But Brock's going to meet him! Brock starts to climb from the inside as Alf does so from the outside. Alf tries to pound Brock down, but catches a thumb to the eye. Both men are now standing on the top rope, and Alf takes a wild swing. Brock ducks, grabs a rear waistlock...and delivers a GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE, with Alf flipping backwards and landing on his face and chest! TRIPLE C :o Brock rolls over for the cover... 1... 2... 3!!!!! *DING DING DING* COLE And Brock Ausstin has won the first fall! BUFFER [i]The winner of the first fall...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NN!!!!![/i] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]Score[/b] Brock: 1 Alf: 0 Time remaining: 52:58 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The camera shows PK pumping his fist and then goes back to show Rick Heyross with a pleased look on his face. TONY Brock Ausstin the winner of the first fall, that means Rick Heyross spins the wheel as we hit the 30-second resting period. Rick Heyross grabs the wheel, and gives it a spin. The wheel stops, and Heyross is elated with the result. TONY Next fall...it's a FIRST BLOOD match! The first man to draw blood from his opponent will be the winner of the fall, and we'll come back here when that happens! Back out to Sofa Central! (7:32)

The sad part is, you'd probably be able to sucker GS into that one.

ESPN.com now has a trade engine where you can test out trades with 2-4 teams. Pretty cool feature, except you can only factor in players and not draft picks and trade exceptions and what not. http://games.espn.go.com/nba/features/trademachine

Tue, Feb. 21 Minnesota @ Washington, 7:00 NO/OK @ Indiana, 7:00 Orlando @ Cleveland, 7:00 Atlanta @ Detroit, 7:30 New Jersey @ Milwaukee, 8:00 Toronto @ Memphis, 8:00 LA Clippers @ Dallas, 8:30 Seattle @ San Antonio, 8:30 Boston @ Utah, 9:00 Charlotte @ Denver, 9:00 Golden State @ Sacramento, 10:00 Portland @ LA Lakers, 10:30 Wed, Feb. 22 Cleveland @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Seattle @ Atlanta, 7:00 Miami @ New York, 7:30 Orlando @ New Jersey, 7:30 Utah @ NO/OK, 8:00 LA Clippers @ Houston, 8:30 Boston @ Phoenix, 9:00 Milwaukee @ Chicago, 9:00 ESPN Charlotte @ Portland, 10:00 Thu, Feb. 23 Indiana @ Detroit, 8:00 TNT Memphis @ Dallas, 8:30 Sacramento @ LA Lakers, 10:30 TNT Fri, Feb. 24 Atlanta @ Indiana, 7:00 Seattle @ Orlando, 7:00 Washington @ Cleveland, 7:30 Denver @ Minnesota, 8:00 New Jersey @ New York, 8:00 ESPN San Antonio @ Memphis, 8:00 Detroit @ Chicago, 8:30 Golden State @ Houston, 8:30 Philadelphia @ Milwaukee, 8:30 Boston @ Portland, 10:00 LA Lakers @ LA Clippers, 10:30 ESPN Sat, Feb. 25 Toronto @ Dallas, 1:00 Milwaukee @ Atlanta, 7:00 New York @ Washington, 7:00 Chicago @ Philadelphia, 7:30 Seattle @ Miami, 7:30 Golden State @ San Antonio, 8:30 Charlotte @ Phoenix, 9:00 NO/OK @ Utah, 9:00

I had five minutes of the Iron Man typed up, and my computer froze. Fortunately I remembered all the spots I had done.

English was the leading scorer of the entire decade of the 80's.

Nate wins.

But his relative said so!

There's 24 voters, but I'm not sure how many people they actually vote for.

I got a trophy. I can die happy now. Is it just me or do the controls get a little slower in every level?

Players Charles Barkley Dominique Wilkins Joe Dumars Adrian Dantley Ralph Sampson Chet Walker John Isaacs (played for the first all-black NBL team) Sandro Gamba (Italian player and coach) Coaches Geno Auriemma Gene Keady Don Nelson Van Chancellor Pedro Ferrandiz (Spain) Contributors Dick Vitale Dave Gavitt (Big East founder) Ben Kerner (St. Louis Hawks owner) Inductees will be announced April 3. Inductees need 18 votes, and there is no limit to the number of inductees.

Sophs win 106-96, Igoudala is the MVP with 30 points.

Forgot to start this earlier, but the Sophomores are leading by 23 with 7 minutes left.

Zack Malibu vs Reject OAOAST Heartland title Alfdogg © vs Charlie Moss

haha

an maybe alf vs czech if you dont watch yourself lolz

The Hawks are 2-0 against the Pacers so far. They play each other next Friday.

[i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and Rick Heyross leads out Quentin Benjamin. COLE Well, Team Heyross has seen much success as a tag team here in the OAOAST, but tonight, their first shot at singles gold! BUFFER [i]The following contest is for the OAOAST Heartland championship, scheduled for one fall! Introducing the challenger, from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 240 pounds...QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUENTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNJAMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COACH And do you realize what it would mean to the career of Quentin Benjamin, to walk away with the win and the title here against Alf? COLE Well, what would it mean to the career of Alf, a guy who's going to AngleMania for a World title shot? That would really damage his momentum, as well. [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alfdogg makes his way through the curtains to a huge pop. BUFFER [i]His opponent, weighing in at 245 pounds...former World champion, and the REIGNING, and DEFENDING OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf slides into the ring, and Benjamin wastes no time going right to work! *DING DING DING* Benjamin stomps away at Alf, then picks him up and delivers a snap suplex! He then removes the Heartland belt from Alf and whips him with it, then tosses it out of the ring and goes upstairs. COLE Benjamin going up early here... Benjamin leaps off, but Alf catches him in a waistlock and throws him over with a belly-to-belly! COLE And now Alf may have something going! Alf waits on Benjamin to get up, then jumps onto his shoulders. Benjamin walks over to the ropes, where Alf flips backwards and grabs the ropes, bringing Benjamin to the floor with a reverse hurricanrana! COLE Great move by Alf there, and Benjamin on the outside! COACH Look out! Alf comes over the top with a plancha on Benjamin! Alf fires off right hands, before tossing Benjamin back into the ring. Benjamin begs off, and Alf follows him into the corner, where Benjamin grabs him by the pants and pulls him into the buckles. Alf is stunned, and Benjamin delivers right hands, then whips Alf into the opposite corner. Benjamin charges, but misses a flying splash in the corner! COLE Benjamin telegraphed that one, and Alf able to scoot out of there! Alf hits a Hart Attack clothesline, and covers... 1... 2.... Kickout! COLE First cover of the match, and Benjamin able to kick out! Alf follows with a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin goes to the eyes, then hits the ropes. Alf drops down, then leapfrogs, then catches Benjamin with a AA spinebuster! Cover... 1... 2.... Kickout! COACH Alf with lots of quick covers, but QB able to escape any danger so far! Alf gives Benjamin a foot to the gut, then bounces off the ropes and delivers a swinging neckbreaker. Alf then goes to the outside. COLE And Alf looking for some toys, perhaps! COACH Come on, ref, get him back in the ring! Alf pulls out a KENDO STICK~! COACH Oh, no! Alf slides in and delivers a shot to the gut, and then one to the back! Alf raises the stick in the air as the crowd goes wild! COLE And listen to the emotion from this capacity crowd! Alf starts to choke Benjamin with the stick, until the referee physically removes it from the throat of Benjamin. Alf yanks at the stick, sending the referee flying across the ring! COACH Come on, ref, disqualify him! COLE There are no disqualifications in Heartland title matches! Benjamin has slid out of the ring, and grabbed a trash can! Alf drops the stick and attempts a TOPE CON HILO~!, but dives right into the trash can swing of Quentin Benjamin! COACH There you go, QB! COLE What a shot Alf took there! Benjamin delivers another shot with the can, then sets it on the floor. Benjamin then picks Alf up, and suplexes him onto the can! Benjamin then tosses Alf back into the ring, and climbs to the top. Benjamin waits on Alf to get up...and hits a BULLDOG! COACH This could be a huge upset right here, Cole! 1... 2....... Kickout! COLE No, Alf able to escape, but what a great move by Benjamin! Benjamin picks up Alf in a suplex, and slams him forward! COACH Facebuster! Great move, QB! Benjamin goes to the top rope again, and this time turns Alf inside out with a clothesline! Cover... 1... 2..... NO! Alf kicks out! COLE And Alf just keeps kicking out! Benjamin grabs the arm of Alf, and hooks him in a triangle hold! COACH Submission hold here, this could be it! Benjamin really cranks on the hold, and Alf fades. The referee lifts Alf's free arm... ONE!!! TWO!!! Alf holds through on the third lift, and is able to roll to the ropes! The referee breaks the hold, and Benjamin attempts a German suplex, but Alf blocks with the leg! A second attempt, same result! Alf quickly does a standing switch, and hits one of his own! 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin is dazed, but makes it to his feet first, and superkicks Alf to the mat! Benjamin then goes to the top rope. COACH Oh, this is it right here! We're gonna have a new champion! Benjamin comes off the top for a LEGDROP~!, but Alf rolls out of the way! The referee begins to count both men on the mat... ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!! FOUR!!! FIVE!!! SIX!!! SEVEN!!! EIGHT!!! Alf sits up, and starts to make it to his feet, and Benjamin follows. Benjamin with a right hand, and Alf returns fire! A second, returned once again! Alf starts firing more rights! COLE And Alf starting to get his second wind here! Alf backs Benjamin into a corner, and Benjamin reverses a whip. Alf jumps to the second rope, and fakes a leap, causing Benjamin to drop down. When Benjamin gets back up, Alf jumps from a moonsault position and converts a sunset flip! 1... 2.... NO! Benjamin kicks out! Benjamin quickly grabs Alf and attempts an Irish whip, but Alf reverses and sends Benjamin hard into a corner! Benjamin staggers out and walks right into a belly-to-belly overhead from Alf! COLE And Alf's setting him up, three successive suplexes coming up! Alf follows with a snap suplex, and then waits on Benjamin to get up and delivers one of the T-Bone variety! Cover... 1... 2...... NO!!! Shoulder up! Benjamin goes to the eyes! COACH And look at that, QB took 'em all, and now he's on the offense again! Benjamin sets up a Tombstone, but Alf turns it over! Benjamin then spins to the side, but Alf spins to the side to counter once again! Benjamin turns it over, but Alf turns it over and finally plants Benjamin with a TOMBSTONE~! COLE Tombstone piledriver, and a cover! 1... 2..... NO!!! Another kickout! Alf goes to the ropes, and is tripped up by Rick Heyross! Heyross celebrates his feat, and is hit with a PLANCHA by Alf! COLE Serves him right, interfering in this match! Alf starts to deliver right hands, until Charlie Moss runs down and clotheslines him on the floor! COACH And now the odds are even! COLE Even? It's 3 against 1! COACH So were the Miami Heat at the start of the season, and boy, THAT's worked out great! :lol: Moss throws Alf into the ring, and drops him with the STO backbreaker! The groggy Rick Heyross has grabbed a table from underneath the ring, and pushes it in to Moss, who sets it up in the middle of the ring. Moss picks Alf up, and sets him up on his shoulders. COACH Oh, no way! Not through the table? Quentin Benjamin goes up to the top rope, but Thunderkid has run down the aisle, and knocks his legs out from under him! Benjamin is crotched on the top rope, and Reject has come through the crowd and delivers a low blow to Moss! He follows with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE Reject with the EULOGY on Charlie Moss! NOW the odds are even, Coach! Heyross has come into the ring, and gets nailed with a superkick by Alf! Benjamin has recovered, however, and delivers a low blow! Benjamin then sets up for the ORANGE CRUSH~!!!111 COACH Here comes that Orange Crush, Cole! Alf is able to come back down onto his feet, and slides under the legs of Benjamin, and ends up on the other side of the table! He grabs Benjamin and rams his face on the table, one, two, three times! Benjamin is laid out on the table, and Alf goes to the top rope... COACH Oh no! Now it's Benjamin caught on the table! Alf points out to the crowd, then comes off with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111, going through Benjamin and the table! 1... 2...... 3!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COACH This is ridiculous, Cole, Alf had to rely on outside interference to win this match! COLE Great effort by Quentin Benjamin, but even with the help of his partner and his manager, can't wrest the belt away from Alf tonight!

Game 7 of the '94 Finals would disagree

Next week. Promise.