alfdogg

What great fan support in Miami. Only a seven-point deficit for the Heat with about two minutes left, and yet the arena is near empty.

Suns acquire Tskitishvili for second-rounder Link~

I'm just getting started on Alf/Jumbo, will probably be late again.

[i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and Rick Heyross leads Brock Ausstin out to the ring. COLE And here comes Brock Ausstin, this match set up by Rick Heyross as preparation for the Lethal Rumble! BUFFER [i]The following is a 1-on-3 handicap match, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, hailing from Victoria, Minnesota, weighing in at 305 pounds...he is one-third of the reigning OAOAST Six-Man tag team champions...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COACH Well, there's no doubt about it, Cole, Rick Heyross has high hopes for Anglepalooza, Team Heyross also entered in the match, and later tonight they'll be competing in the Anderson Cup against the Love Doctors! BUFFER [i]His opponents......first, from Princeton, Minnesota, weighing 254 pounds, GARY FRANCIS! (golf clap) From Los Angeles, California, weighing 212 pounds...BRIAN JACKSON! (golf clap) And from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, weighing 315 pounds...MARCEL CHARBONNEAU![/i] *DING DING DING* COACH And look, we've got one lightweight, one normal-sized guy, and one big man! I guess this is how Brock's going to prepare for this Sunday! The three men move in on Brock, and Charbonneau drills him with a big right hand! Charbonneau chokes Brock with his boot as Francis lays in shots to the midsection. COLE And Marcel Charbonneau, the big French-Canadian, holding Brock with the foot, and he's wide open for those shots! Brock, however, strikes Francis with a foot to the midsection, then grabs Charbonneau's leg from underneath and dumps him to the floor! Brock then comes out of the corner with a big double clothesline on Jackson and Francis! COACH Now, Marcel would be eliminated if this was the Lethal Rumble match, and now Brock working over Brian Jackson out of Los Angeles! Brock whips Jackson into the corner and crushes him with a running avalanche! He then grabs him out of the corner and picks him up in a press slam, carrying him over to the ropes and dropping him straight to the floor! COLE Wow, a long way down for Jackson, which, once again, would constitute elimination in the Lethal Rumble match! Charbonneau rolls back into the ring, and Brock catches him with an overhead belly-to-belly! COACH BIG belly-to-belly on the big guy, and no one delivers it better than Brock Ausstin! Brock follows up with a second belly-to-belly, then clotheslines Charbonneau to the floor! He then clotheslines Francis to the mat, then picks him up and drives him into the mat with a snap powerbomb! Brock plays to the crowd, then lifts Francis onto his shoulders. COACH And this baby's about to be over! Brock carries Francis to the side of the ring, and spins around, causing Francis' legs to knock Charbonneau back to the floor! He then moves back to the middle of the ring...and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 Brock lays over Francis... 1... 2.... 3!!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]Here is your winner...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Brock picks up Francis and tosses him to the floor, then makes the "it's my belt" motion around his waist. COACH Cole, this could very well be a preview of this Sunday! Brock Ausstin could go to AngleMania to meet Peter Knight or whoever the champion ends up being!

Kiss the playoffs goodbye.

That Austin-Hennig match was pretty terrible, as I recall.

New avs IND SAC

...this is VINCE CARTER we're talking about, right?

Are your opponents mentally handicapped or something? How did you end up with a team like that?

A Chevy Asshole? I must see ads for this model.

OAOAST Heartland title Alfdogg © vs Jumbo

According to ESPN, it was Artest's *agent* who told them that Artest didn't want to play there...Artest denies having said such a thing, and Greg Anthony and SAS both said this morning that they think a trade with the Kings could still happen.

IIRC, the first was on RAW the night after King of the Ring, where Hogan lost to Yoko. They met at a few house shows in the fall of '90 with LOD winning each meeting. 1. Several house shows near the end of '91, where they traded CO or DQ finishes, or a reverse decision in Hogan's favor.

SD wins everything except for the Wrestlecrap and timeslot.

Then don't read them. It works both ways.

Sylvan is on SD!, but has trouble even cracking Velocity sometimes. At the SD! in Indy (Eddie's last one), he was working the dark match against Funaki.

Shawn Marion is in.

This is during the Rockin' Robin/Sherri match from Paris where Robin wins the title, found Best of WWF 18 Heenan: That's not something a champion does, they never turn their back on their opponent! Gorilla: How would you know, you've never had a champion! Heenan: ... He starts to say something, then just comes to a screeching halt. Gold. The commentary for that whole match is terrific, in fact. They make a "wager" for dinner, and Heenan keeps saying things like "Come on Sherri, I got a double Whopper at stake!" and Gorilla says "yeah, you wish!"

That's true, but you also don't want to take the chance of him going out there and tanking it knowing they're just looking to improve his trade value.

See, it wouldn't hurt the Lakers to give us Odom for Artest.

What's the latest on him, anyway? I have him on my team in the NMB league.

I figured with my luck, I'd have at least one league where I was matched up against someone with Kobe on their team. Fortunately, I was wrong.

Yeah. Fact is, he wasn't just padding his stats, they were down 14 at the half and he led them back to the win single-handedly. I'm no fan of his either, but it's totally ridiculous to bash him for this.

I bet Edge could tell us!