alfdogg

That's just a Trillian error. I get that shit all the time when it shuts down suddenly.

Both sides are acting like idiots.

I personally think it's ridiculous to judge right now who will be All-Stars in February, but if I had to make starting squads right now, they'd look like this West G: Kobe Bryant G: Ray Allen F: Elton Brand F: Tim Duncan C: Marcus Camby Reserves Kevin Garnett Shawn Marion Dirk Nowitzki Steve Nash Tony Parker Jason Richardson Yao Ming East: G: Allen Iverson G: Dwyane Wade F: LeBron James F: Jermaine O'Neal C: Ben Wallace Reserves Ron Artest Andre Igoudala Paul Pierce Gilbert Arenas Richard Hamilton Michael Redd Zydrunas Ilgauskas And I also noticed that Vince Carter is now on the ballot as a guard, meaning he won't be able O'Neal or Artest's rightful spots on the team as a result of all the idiots who vote for him. And would you believe Mehmet Fucking Okur is the highest scoring center in the league.

Ludvig Borga?

Lashley's only been on the main roster for a month. If you put him in the main event now, people will shit all over it, no matter who he's in there with. I'd go so far as to say it would bring in worse buyrates than JBL's early ones. There are tons of marks for Taker and/or Orton out there, that I'm sure would order the PPV based on that match. They could do a lot worse than this, trust me.

He should wear Rey's bodysuit from HH97

I'd say everyone on that list used them besides Owen and Steamboat.

Because that post was just filled with non-Orton hate. A lot more people are going to buy Orton/Taker than JBL/Lashley as a main event, and it's downright stupid to suggest otherwise.

Also true.

Don't you guys know, Kennedy repeats his last name. He truly can do no wrong

...what?

[i]*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO![/i] COLE And a lot of people have been waiting for this one, Coach! COACH You're not kidding, Cole! The reunion of the Deadly Alliance, for one night only, taking on the S.H.I., and here they come down the aisle! BUFFER [i]The following contest is a Survivor-Series style match! Introducing the first team, being led to the ring by RICK HEYROSS, and JUMBO...the team members include CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN, TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMM HEYROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICHARRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]and the OAOAST Heartland champion, CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSTEVENNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Collectively, they are known as STEVENS/HEYROSS INNNNNNNNNNNNNNCORPORATED!!!!![/i] The team gets ready in the ring. [i]Kick Some Ass[/b] by Stroke 9 hits, and the crowd pops MASSIVELY as the Deadly Alliance comes through the curtains. COLE And this is a sight I thought I'd never see again, Coach! BUFFER [i]Their opponents...introducing first...THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]former Heavyweight champion of the WORLD, ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]and the most sadistic, masochistic, motherfucker ever to set foot in a wrestling ring...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAA ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNE THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] (that's even funnier when you imagine Buffer actually saying it) [i]Collectively known, for ONE NIGHT ONLY, as the DEADLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIANCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] COACH Well, Alf said he'd make everyone regret what happened at World Without End, and he's got the guy! The one person with a mind more SICK, more TWISTED, more DEMENTED, more PERVERTED than his own, the Sandman 9000! *DING DING DING* COLE And here we go! Reject and Charlie Moss start things off. A tieup, and Moss takes Reject over with an armdrag, then does the "wipe the sweat from his brow and fling it on the opponent" taunt. Reject chases Moss back into a neutral corner, and Charlie sticks his head through the ropes to keep him off as the referee holds him back. COACH I see Alf's got everyone aggressive for this match, but that could work against them if they lose their focus, Cole! As the two approach each other again, Reject hits Moss with a straight kick to the gut, then follows with a Japanese arm drag! Reject backs Moss into the ropes, but Moss reverses a whip. Moss leapfrogs Reject, then drops to his back for a reverse monkey flip, but Reject sees it coming, stops and drops a fist! Moss gets up holding his face, and walks into a spin kick! Benjamin and Richards jump into the ring and meet the same fate! TK joins his partner in the ring, and sets him up for a suplex! COLE What's this move? TK lifts Reject up in a vertical suplex as Brock Ausstin comes into the ring, then brings him back down so that Reject's ankles are around Brock's neck! TK then spins Reject around, and Reject is able to grab the ropes and take Brock over them with a headscissors! TK then catches Chris Stevens coming in with a superkick, sending him over the top to the floor! COACH WOW! I've never seen anything like that! COLE Very innovative in double-team maneuvers are Thunderkid and Reject, no doubt about it. S.H.I. regroups on the floor as Alf gets into the ring. He then calls Sandman into the ring, as well, causing the fans to become giddy. COLE Oh my God, what is the DA planning right here? Alf picks up Sandman in a fallaway slam position...then TK and Reject pick Alf up on their shoulders! COACH ...you've got to be kidding me!!! Alf, sitting atop TK and Reject's shoulders, tosses Sandman OVERHEAD ONTO THE S.H.I. ON THE FLOOR!!!!! COLE UNBELIEVABLE!!! Sandman then calmly gets up, as the crowd does dueling chants of "SAND-MAN!" "HO-LY SHIT!", and walks back over to his corner. Alf then runs to the ropes, and TK and Reject backdrop him over onto the S.H.I. once again! Brock gets up quickly, and he and Alf begin slugging it out. The rest of the S.H.I. begin to come to, and Alf is outnumbered on the floor... ...until Reject takes out the entire crowd with a HANDS-FREE SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COACH They're breaking out the heavy artilery early on in this one, Cole! COLE And speaking of heavy artilery... TK goes up to the top turnbuckle, and waits on the crowd of people to get up. Jay Richards and Quentin Benjamin slowly climb into the ring. When everyone else finally makes it to their feet, TK hits a SHOOTING STAR PRESS into the crowd of people! COACH AMAZING show of athleticism by the 250-pound Thunderkid! Jay Richards walks to the other side of the ring, and waits on the crowd of people to get up once again. He then runs to the ropes, and somersaults over them to the apron, faking everyone out! He then points to Quentin Benjamin, who springs to the top rope, and executes a 450 SPLASH onto the pile of wrestlers! COACH GREAT teamwork by Jay Richards and Quentin Benjamin of S.H.I.! Richards caps it all off by climbing backwards to the top rope, and diving off with a MOONSAULT!!!!! The crowd is going absolutely BALLISTIC at the show being put on! COLE And LISTEN to these people! They're loving this! COACH Who are the legal men? COLE As far as I know, there have been no tags made, so it's still Reject and Charlie Moss! Everyone VERY slowly gets up and goes back to their places, and Moss tags in Jay Richards. Richards has somehow gotten brass knucks, and takes a wild swing at Reject...who ducks, and hits the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE THE EULOGY~!!! HE HIT IT!!! Reject rolls over and tags Alf, who goes to the top rope...and hits the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 Reject raises his finger in the air to count along with the crowd and the referee... 1..... 2..................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE And we've got our first elimination, it's down to 4-on-4, an even contest! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Jay Richards (4:57) eliminated by: Alfdogg (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ However, Team Heyross jumps into the ring and hits Alf with a DOUBLE SUPERKICK~! COACH Team Heyross quick to get back to work, and now their side has the advantage! COLE And it's Quentin Benjamin, from the University of Oregon, in there with the former World champion, Alfdogg! COACH And what a feather in the cap it would be for this kid if he were to score a victory here against Alf! Benjamin gives Alf a snap suplex! He then tries a kick to the midsection, but Alf catches the foot! Alf spins Benjamin around, but Benjamin catches him with a windmill kick! Benjamin then picks up Alf, and executes a SITOUT POWERBOMB~! COLE And it could happen right here! 1... 2........... NO! Alf gets a shoulder up! COACH WOW, beautifully executed move from Quentin Benjamin, and he almost DID get it right there! Benjamin gives Alf an overhead belly-to-belly, then tags Moss in. Moss backs Alf into the ropes, and TK tags himself in, unbeknownst to Moss. Moss pulls Alf away from the ropes, and gives him a back suplex, then sets up the MOSSY KNOLL~!!! TK makes his way to the top rope undetected, and comes off, catching Moss with a SUNSET FLIP! 1........ 2............. NO! Moss slides out! However, he walks right into a BIG clothesline from TK! TK then picks up Moss, and DRIVES him with a fallaway slam! TK sits on the mat for a second, and tags Reject back in. TK picks up Moss in a hangman's hold, and Reject measures him...then hits a MASSIVE buzzsaw kick to the midsection! COACH And THERE'S another one of those innovative double team moves from TK and Reject, and that could break a rib VERY easily! Moss holds his midsection and rolls around on the mat as TK leaves the ring. Reject drops a quick legdrop, then runs to the other side of the ring and comes back with ROLLING THUNDER~! Reject covers... 1.... 2........... Moss kicks out! COACH And I should also point out, this has basically been a three-on-three match so far, as far as inside the ring goes...Sandman, Chris Stevens and Brock Ausstin have yet to legally enter this match! S.H.I. failed to utilize their one-man advantage, and as a result, they no longer have it! Reject runs to the ropes, and Quentin Benjamin gives him a kick to the back of the head! Moss catches Reject with a STO-backbreaker, then locks in the MOSSY KNOLL~!!! COACH The MOSSY KNOLL~! is locked in! Where's the referee? COLE Referee tied up with Quentin Benjamin, Coach! Alf hops off the apron, and grabs a lighttube from under the apron, tossing it to Sandman! COACH Wait a minute, this isn't right! Sandman enters the ring, and BLASTS Moss from behind in the head with the lighttube! TK then climbs into the ring, and he and Reject hit the THUNDEROUS REJECTION~!!!!!11111 Reject covers as the referee turns around... 1...... 2................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COACH THEY CHEATED! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! COLE Down to 4-on-3!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Charlie Moss (8:23) eliminated by: Reject (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reject gets up, and runs over to dropkick Quentin Benjamin, who is up on the top rope, sending him down crotch-first on the top! Reject then tags Alf back in, and Alf runs to the corner with Benjamin, getting on the second rope, and taking him off the buckles with a T-BONE SUPLEX~!!! COACH WHOA! A second-rope T-Bone from Alf right there on Quentin, and now it looks like he's going to be finished off! Alf goes around to Benjamin's feet, and locks in the SHARPSHOOTER~!!! COLE Sharpshooter is locked in! Will we go down to 4-2 here? Benjamin is right by the ropes, but Alf pulls him right back to the middle! Benjamin screams out in pain, but tries one last time to reach the ropes, before Alf REALLY sits back on the hold, and BENJAMIN TAPS~!!! COLE And Quentin Benjamin taps out! Nice showing by the young guy while he was in there, but now it's down to 4-on-2! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Quentin Benjamin (9:17) eliminated by: Alfdogg (submission) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brock Ausstin slowly climbs into the ring and waits on Alf, giving him a kick to the midsection, then lifting him up...for an F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 Cover... COLE OH MY! Could this be it for Alf? 1...... 2..................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COACH WHOA!!!!! First elimination on the DA side, and look who it is! COLE HUGE elimination for Brock and Chris Stevens, who applauds on the apron and has STILL not legally entered this match yet! This is Brock's first time himself! COACH Yeah, but look at TK and Reject, they're pretty worn out, Cole! Brock came in fresh as a daisy, he bided his time, swarmed on Alf, and now he's history! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Alfdogg (9:50) eliminated by: Brock Ausstin (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Speaking of fresh, Sandman ALSO has yet to enter this match. COACH Well, I think he realizes the fate that awaits him should he get in there with Brock Ausstin! Brock said he's NOT afraid of the Sandman, and he's going to show it tonight, Cole! COLE Well, we'll find out, right now it's Brock Ausstin and Thunderkid. Brock pounds on the back of TK with forearms, then whips him hard into the corner. TK walks out slowly, and Brock gives him a BIG backdrop! COLE WHAT ELEVATION on that backdrop! Thunderkid is *250 POUNDS!* AMAZING strength from Brock Ausstin! Brock then tags in Chris Stevens. COLE And NOW Chris Stevens tags in, now that Alf has been eliminated! COACH Wait a minute, Cole, what are you implying? Stevens picks up TK and hits a Northern Lights suplex with a bridge! 1.... 2....... TK kicks out! Chris drops a knee to the sternum, then whips TK into the ropes and hits a high knee. He then picks up TK and hits a DDT, then tags Brock back in. Brock picks up TK in a PRESS SLAM, and slams him hard down to the mat. Brock plants a foot on TK's chest, getting a two-count. COLE Not gonna get a pin like that in this match. COACH Well I think he knows that, Cole, I think he's just trying to show him who the boss is in this ring right now! Brock grabs TK in a rear waistlock, then powers him over backwards with a release German suplex, in such fashion that TK flips over all the way onto his stomach! COLE Such awesome power, I mean TK is 250 pounds and a very powerful man in his own right, and he's being absolutely manhandled by Brock Ausstin right now! Brock turns TK over onto his back, and tags Stevens back in. Stevens goes to the top rope, and comes off with a big elbowdrop! Cover... 1.... 2......... NO! TK kicks out again! COLE But TK refusing to quit in this matchup! Stevens picks up TK, and gives him a backbreaker, then tags Brock back in again. Brock whips TK hard into the corner, but eats feet on a charge! Brock is groggy, but comes at him again, with the same result! TK then runs at Brock, and attempts a hurricanrana, but Brock catches him and gives him a SITOUT POWERBOMB~! COACH Well, TK with some momentum going, but Brock Austin just TOO good on this night. COLE Look at this, now BROCK'S going upstairs! Brock goes to the top rope, but comes down again right into the raised feet of TK! Brock slouches down in the corner, as TK struggles over to his! Right as TK gets to his corner, Stevens jumps into the ring and distracts the referee as TK tags Reject! However, before Reject can do any damage, the referee forces him out, as he didn't see the tag! Brock picks up TK and holds him for a superkick...but TK moves out of the way, and Stevens kicks Brock! COACH ...oh no. TK crawls over to the corner, and TAGS SANDMAN!!! The crowd goes NUTS~!!! COLE HERE WE GO!!! SANDMAN'S FIRST LEGAL ACTION! Stevens gets a wide-eyed look on his face, as Sandman delivers blows to the midsection! Sandman bounces off the ropes, and takes down Stevens with a YAKUZA KICK~!!! COLE THERE'S A YAKUZA KICK~! That's always been a trademark move of Sandman's! Sandman turns slowly, and makes a "come here" signal to Reject, who responds by throwing him a lighttube! Sandman slams the lighttube over the head of Stevens, in clear view of the referee! The ref goes to signal for the bell, but Brock stops his hand. COACH What??? COLE What is Brock Ausstin telling this referee? Brock talks to the ref for a bit, then gets across the ring from Sandman, who grabs another lighttube. Brock waves at him, as if to say "bring it on!" COACH Oh, here we go! Brock didn't want a disqualification! Brock wants to prove that he's not afraid of the Sandman or of anybody! Sandman finally walks over to Brock, and NAILS him over the head with the lighttube...which doesn't break! Brock falls to the outside, unconscious! COACH What the hell??? Sandman starts peeling the lightbulb remnants off, to reveal a billy club in disguise! The referee counts Brock, who isn't so much as budging! ONE!!! TWO!!!! THREE!!!!!! FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE Brock Ausstin is GONE!!!!! COACH That's not fair, Cole! Sandman had to use a weapon to get it done! COLE Hey, it's Brock's fault for having the disqualification rule waived, which is obviously what was going on in that conversation! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Brock Ausstin (14:03) eliminated by: countout ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And now...it's THREE on ONE, Coach. All three men have lighttubes, and are surrounding Stevens. They continue to circle Stevens until he finds an opening and slides out into the aisleway. Stevens taunts them as he backs up, not knowing Alfdogg is on his way back to the ring, and he grabs Stevens by the trunks and tosses him back inside! Sandman blasts him from behind with a lighttube! TK and Reject then wait for him to get to his feet, and perform a CONCHAIRTO with their lighttubes! Sandman then picks him up off the canvas, delivers a foot to the gut, and plants him with the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COLE And that should do it for this one! 1.. 2............ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Chris Stevens (15:02) eliminated by: Sandman9000 (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BUFFER [i]The winners of this contest...the DEADLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] [i]Kick Some Ass[/i] by Stroke 9 hits as the DA, including Alf, walks back down the aisle victorious. COLE Arguably the greatest faction in the history of wrestling, The Deadly Alliance, back for one night only, stand victorious. The four DA members all raise each other's hands at the entryway as the crowd showers them with cheers. ************* COLE Folks, I'm very pleased to announce that starting this Thursday on HeldDOWN~!, GM Calvin Szechstein has ruled an 8-team tournament to start, which will crown the first-ever OAOAST SIX-MAN tag team champions! The finals will be held at Climax, Coach! *the brackets are shown on the big screen.* COACH That's exactly right, Cole, and look at the matchups set for this Thursday! COLE In one matchup, the Spanish Fly forms a unique partnership with the Sooner Bruisers, and they'll be taking on three guys we just saw in there, Brock Ausstin and Team Heyross from the S.H.I.! COACH And look at this one Cole! Zack Malibu, Leon Rodez, and Peter Knight join forces to take on the trio of Jamie O'Hara, and the Global Party Exchange! COLE Be sure to tune in to HeldDOWN~! to catch every minute of the action!

COLE Well, Coach, we're getting ready to see The Deadly Alliance reunited, for one night only, arguably the greatest organization of all time, to take on the S.H.I. COACH That's right, and if you look on the OAOAST website, the Deadly Alliance T-shirts were put back on sale, once this match was announced three weeks ago. You see a lot of them in the crowd tonight, but I had no idea how well they were actually doing. The top selling shirt in wrestling, since they went back on sale the first week of the month. It's amazing the following that these guys have, Cole. COLE It certainly is, Coach! Now, let's take a look at how this entire thing unfolded! [i]Jay Richards rolls into the ring and grabs a chair, as Stevens makes it to his knees. Richards has a sadistic smile on his face. COACH Uh-oh... COLE Jay Richards never left ringside! This spells BIG trouble for Chris Stevens! Alf slides back into the ring...and as he does, Richards turns around and BLASTS HIM WITH THE CHAIR!!!!! COLE WAIT A MINUTE!!! The crowd showers Richards with boos, who turns and looks at Stevens again, keeping the smile the whole time. Stevens then rises up and joins in on the smile, then embraces Richards with a big hug! COACH Oh, MAN! I love it!!! COLE There was never any dissention! This was all a big RUSE by the CSI!!! Stevens gets down and covers Alf... 1........................ COLE DAMN IT!!! NO!!! 2................................................ COLE NOT THIS WAY!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Alf gets a shoulder up! COLE YES!!! Alf able to kick out! Richards gets down and holds the arms of Alf, motioning Jumbo into the ring for the XL SPLASH~!!! Jumbo rolls in and runs to the ropes, but Alf pulls Richards forward, causing him to get splashed by his own cohort! Alf then delivers a LOW BLOW to Stevens!!! Just then, TEAM HEYROSS makes its way down to the ring! COLE And help is on the way for Alf! Alf has Stevens positioned for a powerbomb, when Quentin Benjamin slides in and hits Alf with a superkick!!!!! COLE WHAT THE HELL!!!!! This has turned into a five-on-one affair here! Moss sets up Alf on the ropes, and Benjamin jumps over the back with a guillotine!!! They then take Alf down with a DOUBLE GOOZLE, and Stevens covers again... COLE DAMMIT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT!!! 1................. 2................................. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Alf gets a shoulder up yet again! COLE UNBELIEVABLE~!!! Alf STILL refuses to quit! Stevens lets Alf rise to all fours, and suddenly, Heyross runs back through the curtains, and through one side of the ring to the other! Brock Ausstin follows, and the CSI and Team Heyross quickly clear the ring! Brock stops at the ropes and stares down Heyross, as Alf struggles to his feet...and suddenly, BROCK TURNS AND DELIVERS AN F-STUNNER-5 TO ALF!!!!! COLE ... COACH OHHHHH, BABY!!! The CSI is BACK, SON! Brock gives an evil grin to Alf on the mat, and Stevens slides in and covers... 1....................... 2................................................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE I'll be DAMNED!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER The winner of the contest...and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heartland champion...CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! COLE I don't believe this! This was all a premeditated plan by the Heyross conglomerate and the CSI, which seemingly, once again now, includes Brock Ausstin! And as a result, we have a new OAOAST Heartland champion, and his name is Chris Stevens! *screen fades to black, then returns* *as Heyross speaks, the S.H.I. is shown walking to the ring together for the first time.* HEYROSS LAST NIGHT, when Jay Richards said that the CSI was dead...well, guess what? It IS DEAD!!! COLE What? HEYROSS Because what you see in the ring right now, is THE MOST POWERFUL force in the HISTORY of the OAOAST! JAY RICHARDS!!! *crowd boos, as Richards smacks his chest and holds his arms out* BROCK AUSSTIN!!! *crowd boos as Brock does the Happy Happy Hoss Dance~!* The big man, JUMBO!!! *crowd boos as Jumbo raises his hands and his tongue hangs from his mouth* CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN, TEAM HEYROSS!!! *crowd boos as Team Heyross poses in opposite corners* CHRIS STEVENS, and yours truly, RICK HEYROSS, we give to you, STEVENS! HEYROSS! INCORPORATED! *crowd boos* *screen fades to black, then returns* *Team Heyross, then Thunderkid & Reject are shown making there entrances as Michael Cole speaks.* COLE The winner of this tag match will receive a World Tag Team title match next week! COLE CATEGORY SIX~!!!!!11111 THEY HIT IT!!! TK covers, but the referee is distracted by Rick Heyross, who has come back to ringside! Behind the referee's back, the remaining S.H.I. members run to ringside, including Brock Ausstin, who delivers an F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 to TK!!! COLE Wait a minute, it's the damn S.H.I.! Brock Ausstin interfering in the match with an F-STUNNER-5 to TK! Stevens pulls Reject from the ring, and delivers a DIAMOND CUTTER on the floor!!! COACH And the champ with a Diamond Cutter to Reject on the outside! COLE NO, not this way! Benjamin slides back in and covers TK... 1................. 2......................................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* COLE DAMN IT!!! Team Heyross steals one thanks to the S.H.I.! BUFFER The winners of the match...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! The S.H.I. continues its assault... COACH Hold on, we're being told to cut to the back... The crowd goes CRAZY as they see Alfdogg, with a black eye his forehead bandaged, burst through the doors with baseball bat in hand! COACH Oh my GOD. Alf finally emerges through the curtain as the crowd hits a fever pitch, and jogs to the ring, delivering a MASSIVE swing to the gut of Jumbo! COLE ALFDOGG IS HERE! And the S.H.I. better head for the hills! Alf slides into the ring, driving the top of the bat into the head of Charlie Moss, as the rest of the S.H.I. high-tails it to the front of the aisleway! Alf then starts to choke Moss out with the bat, but Quentin Benjamin drags his partner from the ring as Alf stares them down. Alf then sees TK & Reject headed towards the aisleway, and hops out of the ring, and the three give chase to the S.H.I., who hightail it for a waiting limo backstage! Alf busts out the back of the windshield with the bat as the car's driving off, and TK tosses a trash can at it. *screen fades to black, then returns* JOSH Josh Matthews backstage, I'm waiting on Stevens/Heyross Incorporated... Suddenly, Josh is grabbed by the jacket by Brock Ausstin and forced to follow him down the hall. STEVENS Have we got a job for YOU, Josh! We just came out of the office of Mr. Szechstein, and he wants us to ensure that Alf doesn't show up tonight. So we're on our way to Alf's place right now, to PERSONALLY give him the night off, and you're going to get the scoop. Brock throws Josh into a limo, where Jay Richards and Jumbo are sitting. Brock and Chris get inside and the limo speeds off, with a destination of Indiana. SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 for Heyross, who got up on the apron! COLE SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 Heyross had no business on the apron, serves him right! Benjamin has reached into his tights, and pulled out a set of brass knuckles! Zack walks over to Benjamin, and gets CLOCKED with the knucks as the ref attempts to get Heyross off of the apron! COACH But you see what Heyross did, he sacrificed himself so his team could win the tag team titles! Benjamin covers, and the crowd boos LOUDLY as the referee drops to count... 1................ 2............................................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!! ZACK KICKS OUT!!!!! COLE ONLY TWO!!! COACH SO, SO CLOSE for Team Heyross! Suddenly, Benjamin looks up at the big screen, which shows the rest of S.H.I. getting out of the limo earlier in the day, accompanied by guards, presumably having found the residence of Alfdogg. RICHARDS According to Calvin, this is the place. STEVENS Here we are, 100 South Capitol Avenue... The crowd busts out in laughter as the camera goes to the wide shot. JOSH ...you guys, this is the RCA Dome. STEVENS What...are you sure you got the right address? RICHARDS This is what Calvin gave me! 100 South Capitol Avenue! JOSH If you don't mind my saying, I think you guys have been duped. S.H.I. throws a tantrum on the sidewalk. STEVENS Come on, we've got to get back to the arena! Team Heyross stares at the screen, then go back to work on Zack, setting him up on Moss's shoulders. Suddenly, the crowd ERUPTS as Alfdogg runs out, with Reject and Thunderkid in tow! Alf has a kendo stick, and takes a home run swing at Moss, hitting him in the midsection! The ref spots the shot and calls for the bell! *DING DING DING* Alf catches Benjamin coming in with a shot to the midsection, then one to the back! Thunderkid drops Moss with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 Reject then pushes him out of the ring, and TK lifts Benjamin, and Reject joins in for the THUNDEROUS REJECTION~!!!!!11111 Alf goes up to the top...FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 At this point, the remainder of S.H.I. runs to the ring, as Alf, TK and Reject depart and move to the aisleway. Alf has a mic, as does Stevens. STEVENS All right Alf. I BEAT you at World Without End, and took your Heartland title. Why can't you just accept that? *crowd boos* I mean, last week, you already put Jumbo on the shelf, what do you want from us? ALF I'll tell you what I want. I want the five of you guys at November Reign, in an Elimination Rules match. You'll be facing myself, Thunderkid, Reject, and there's one other person. *crowd cheers, as S.H.I. laughs in the ring.* STEVENS Who could you POSSIBLY have acquired that would delude you into thinking you could defeat Stevens/Heyross Incorporated a man down? ALF Well, this is all I have to say. You know, they say two is company...THREE is a crowd...but FOUR, can be a very DEADLY number. *the crowd starts to get excited, as Alf points to the big screen.* The lights in the arena dim, then begin going crazy, as does the crowd! The lights act as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. COACH Oh my GOD. Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. “I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. “White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. “Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The lights come back on, and the crowd is at a fever pitch as the S.H.I. has collectively shit a brick in the ring. *screen fades to black, then returns* COLE And here comes Brock Ausstin, attempting to qualify for a shot at the World championship next week on Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! But it'll be no easy task getting there, Coach! COACH Brock with a steel chair now, no referee! ALF Brock's doing what he's got to do to get into that match next week, I gotta respect... Alf is cut off as he's BLASTED in the head with the chair! COLE HEY! What the hell are you doing? Alf lays on the floor and removes his headset as Brock goes back into the ring and lays the chair down on the mat. He then sets Zack up for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 But as he lines Zack up with the chair on the mat... The lights in the arena dim, and the crowd ERUPTS. The lights then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. COACH Oh my GOD, there's that music again! Brock drops Zack to the mat and stares at the entryway as oud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. “I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” COLE Could it be??? The lights continue to dart and flash as Brock grabs the chair back off the mat and goes over to the ropes. The music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. “White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. “Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The lights come back on, and the crowd is going nuts as Brock continues to stand at the ropes. COLE Look at the look on Brock's face! This is the first time I've ever seen him...he appears to be scared, Coach! COACH ...I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think you're right, Cole! Brock steps back with the chair in both hands, then turns around...right into SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 from Zack, sending the chair right back into his face! COLE SCHOOL'S OUT! SCHOOL'S OUT! ZACK HIT IT!!! Alf delivers a right hand to Rick Heyross outside the ring, then gives him a vertical suplex on the floor, as the referee comes to and Zack covers... 1............... 2................................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* COLE ZACK WINS!!! Zack's going to Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! for a shot at the World title! *Brock stares at Alf from the ring angrily.* *screen fades to black, then returns.* *Alf, then Zack, then SJ are show making their entrances.* COLE And it's time for the World championship to be on the line, in a triple threat match! COLE WAIT A MINUTE!!! That's Chris Stevens, the Heartland champion! Stevens waits for Alf to gets to his feet, then dashes at him with his belt! However, Alf ducks, and Zack takes the shot instead! Alf clotheslines Stevens to the floor! Leon Rodez, upset about the miscarriage of justice towards his partner, runs out and attacks Stevens on the floor! COACH Alf's going to the top again, as it's chaos on the floor now! Alf hits Zack with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2................. ..... Brock Ausstin is at ringside, and pulls Alf to the outside! COLE Brock Ausstin is out! The S.H.I. is here! I think Alf had the pin right there! TK and Reject come to Alf's aid as SJ crawls over and lays across the shoulders of Zack! COLE Oh no, not this way! 1..... 2............ Stephen Joseph groggily hooks the leg! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE DAMN IT!!! STEPHEN JOSEPH STEALS IT! COLE This is MASS CHAOS on the outside! The Sadist and Jumbo get up on the apron and grab JINGUS, and toss him off the top onto the huge crowd of bodies on the outside! COLE UNBELIEVABLE!!!!! EVERYONE is down in the aisle, when suddenly... The lights in the arena dim, and the crowd pops MASSIVELY. The caps don't properly emphasize the magnitude of the pop, but I don't feel like using the size code. The lights begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. COLE Is it him??? IS HE REALLY HERE THIS TIME??? Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. “I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. “White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. “Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Until the music, “People = Shit” by Slipknot, hits. “HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER!” fills the arena, the music reached its peak of anger and rage, but still no one appears on the stage. The music continues, with still only a single spotlight for light. The music builds up again, this time with no lyrics, until, finally, a figure punches through the curtains. Wearing torn jean shorts, a torn sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. The hands are taped up with a red “X” on the back. COACH HOLY SHIT!!!!! COLE YES!!! HE'S ACTUALLY HERE!!! Sandman slowly walks down the aisleway, as everyone is brawling again. Alf rolls out of the ring, and grabs a plastic tub of lighttubes from underneath it! He grabs one, and tosses one to Sandman, who proceeds to BLAST Scotty Static of the GPX right in the back of the head! PR takes a shot from Alf, and goes flying over the top rope! TK and Reject each grab one, and each deliver shots to the back of Jumbo! Sandman is in the ring! He grabs Jay Richards, and hits the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 Alf and Sandman then surround Chris Stevens, both holding lighttubes in each of their hands! Alf gets a huge smirk on his face. COLE Uh oh...Stevens really caught between a rock and a hard place here! TK and Reject drag Rick Heyross back to the ring, and toss him inside! This allows Stevens to roll out, but now Heyross is caught! As Heyross begs off of Sandman, Alf trips him from behind with a lighttube, then takes a lighttube shot RIGHT TO THE NUTS~!!! from Sandman!!! Alf goes up top, as Sandman sticks the second lighttube in the face of a just recovering SJ, whose eyes bug out and he quickly drops and rolls out of the ring and jumps into the crowd with his title belt! Alf hits Heyross with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 Heels stand, or lay in some cases, in the aisle. Stephen Joseph stands on a fan's chair and glares at The Deadly Alliance, belt over his shoulder. TK and Reject help Zack up in the corner, and Leon checks on him as Alf grabs a mic. ALF You better batten down the hatches up there, Nova Scotia! *crowd cheers* Because November Reign...*crowd chants along* JUST... GOT... DEADLIER!!! Alf slams the mike down, and [i]Kick Some Ass[/i] by Stroke 9, the Deadly Alliance theme, plays the show out. COLE OH MY GOD!!! If that's the carnage that's in store for November Reign, we're in for one hell of a shitstorm! GOOD NIGHT, everybody, and we'll see you in three days for November Reign![/i]

How did the Bulldogs get eliminated at the first Survivor Series? I have the Coliseum version of the show, and their elimination is completely clipped out.

Rey owes Shawn a job, though, don't forget that.

Why couldn't you have said you'd chill with him at a Wendy's? Why does it have to be a BBQ? At least he didn't say KFC

So, is Batista going to drop the title tonight and then be off for surgery/rehab? Am I missing something with UT being in this match in the first post?

Bet it's making you hungry, isn't it.

nm

Daivari sides with Cena, screwing Angle over at SS. Bam, there's your double turn. It ain't nuclear physics.

It's a worked-shoot. Much like Montreal and Lita's affair with Edge.

Power rankings from ESPN 1. Detroit 2. San Antonio 3. Dallas 4. LA Clippers 5. Cleveland 6. Memphis 7. Indiana 8. Washington 9. Milwaukee 10. Philadelphia 11. Denver 12. Golden State 13. Miami 14. Phoenix 15. New Jersey 16. Minnesota 17. Seattle 18. Boston 19. NO/OK 20. Chicago 21. Sacramento 22. Houston 23. LA Lakers 24. Orlando 25. New York 26. Portland 27. Charlotte 28. Utah 29. Toronto 30. Atlanta

Yeah, you need someone to give you lessons

Second, actually. He was an injury replacement in 2002.