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Here's another video of it, the whole match, in fact.

It wasn't right on his face, but it was pretty close. It kind of looked like Yoko landed on the back of his heels, then just slipped on impact and crushed the guy. But then he seemed to sit on him for quite a while after doing it, so I thought maybe he was pissed at the guy over something.

It was Yokozuna squashing some guy harder than normal with the Banzai drop. But more importantly, the maker of the Botchamania series has had his account suspended at YouTube! That's why the video didn't work.

"Don't hit him in the head, he's a Hart!"

I didn't feel like writing entrances. Sorry. The show returns, with [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD playing and Brock Ausstin walking towards the ring. COLE And we're back on HeldDOWN for our six-man tag team match, as Brock Ausstin makes his entrance! Brock hops onto the apron and jerks back on the ropes, causing pyro to explode from all four corners. COLE And of course, Colombian Heat originally scheduled to be in this match, but due to his condition, is being held out by OAOAST President Josie Baker until the Chamber of Hell at Zero Hour, and replaced by Denzel Spencer for this match! Brock steps through the ropes, then gives high tens to his teammates, "After Hours" Felix Strutter and Denzel Spencer. The camera then focuses on the other corner, which features Sandman9000, Faqu, and Detective Tango Bosley. COACH And interesting on the other side, you have one member of the Deadly Alliance, one member of the Enterprise, and one member of Cucaracha International all on one team! COLE And of course, there's a big power struggle between the stables in the OAOAST, so it'll be interesting to see how this team co-exists! COACH You know, that's another thing I've wondered...you've got a Deadly Alliance guy, an Enterprise guy, a Cucaracha guy in this Chamber match...why doesn't the In-Crowd have anyone in this match? Too dangerous, they were afraid of gettin' hurt out there? What's the deal there? COLE No, I think that Brock was just so impressive in that battle royal, and he, Felix, and Heat have all had impressive showings in the Chamber in the past, and that stuff is taken into account when naming the participants for the Chamber match! It was a contention issue. COACH Yeah yeah, contention, the In-Crowd is runnin' scared! Denzel starts off for his team, as does Tango Bosley, and the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE And Denzel is going to start the match for his team, along with Detective Tango Bosley representing the Enterprise! Denzel and Bosley tie up, then Bosley backs him into the ropes, and lays in a shot to the gut. Bosley attempts an Irish whip, but Denzel reverses, as Felix steps into the ring. Both Denzel and Felix leapfrog Bosley, then catch him with a double hiptoss! COACH Come on, ref, get someone out of there! Felix then hits a snap legdrop, as Denzel simultaneously hits a senton splash! Brock then jumps into the ring, and intercepts Faqu with right hands, while Felix cuts off Sandman. Brock clotheslines Faqu to the floor, while Felix and Denzel hit stereo dropkicks on Sandman and Bosley, respectively! COLE And so far, it's the team of Brock, Felix and Denzel with all the cohesiveness! Sandman, Bosley, and Faqu look up at the ring, then Bosley rolls back in, with Felix meeting him inside. COLE And now it's "After Hours" Felix Strutter in the ring, with Bosley coming back in for his team! Felix and Bosley move in, and Bosley delivers a foot to the gut, then hammers away on the back. He sets him up in the corner, then attempts an Irish whip. Felix reverses, but Bosley hops to the second rope, then fakes out Strutter. COLE Nice agility by the big man Bosley, and a nice fakeout! However, when Bosley jumps, he gets caught with a fist to the gut from Felix! COLE But Felix was waiting on him! Faqu starts to step through the ropes, and gets caught with a dropkick! However, this allows Bosley to clothesline Felix from behind! COLE But that momentary distraction allowed Bosley to gain an advantage! Faqu gets back on the apron, and Bosley tags him in. Faqu whips Felix across, then floors him with a body attack! COACH Faqu just running him over! Faqu then turns and tags in Sandman, who backs Felix into the corner, and delivers right hands, then drags him into a neutral corner and rams him into a buckle. He sets Felix up, then attempts an Irish whip. Felix reverses, then charges, but Sandman moves out of the way! Sandman grabs him by the head, and tags in Faqu, who comes in and delivers a headbutt, then drops to the mat for a headbutt, but Felix rolls out of the way, then tags Denzel! COLE Nobody home on that headbutt, and Denzel back in there now! Denzel springs in, catching Faqu with a dropkick on the way over, then runs to the ropes, ducks a clothesline, and floors Faqu with a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout with AUTHORITY~! COACH But look at the power on that kickout! Denzel then comes back and grabs Faqu in a side headlock. COLE But Denzel not backing down! Faqu shoves Denzel across, where Bosley waits on the floor and grabs his foot. Denzel turns and kicks at Bosley, then turns back around in time for Faqu to trap one arm, and take him over with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COACH Yeah! COLE And a big suplex from Faqu! COACH And some nice teamwork there between him and Bosley! Faqu covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Faqu then tags in Bosley, and the two join up for an Irish whip, catching Denzel with a double chop! COLE And another nice double-team! Bosley stomps away on Denzel, then tags in Sandman, and the two pick up Denzel, and drop him throat-first across the ropes! Sandman then resumes the stomping, then backs him into the corner and executes BOOT SCRAPES~! COLE And Sandman with those boot laces right across the face of Denzel Spencer! Sandman then executes a snapmare, followed by a seated dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman chokes Denzel on the mat, as the referee lays a count in, releasing at four. He then picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Denzel ducks a clothesline, and catches him with a flying bodypress! 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman gets to his feet, and drives an elbow in to the back of the head, then tags in Faqu. Faqu comes in, and drops a headbutt on Denzel, then another! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE But Denzel keeps kicking out! Faqu tags in Bosley, who comes in and sets up a suplex, but Denzel rolls him up in a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Denzel almost stole this one! Bosley stomps away on Denzel, then goes over and takes a shot at Brock on the apron, drawing him inside! COACH And look at that smart move by Bosley! Brock drawn into the ring, and that allows a double team! Bosley holds back Denzel, as Faqu unloads with chops, then lifts Spencer, and executes the LONG ARMS OF THE LAW~! COACH Wow, that could be it right there, Cole! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE But no, Denzel comes out again! Bosley this time goes after Felix, then Faqu comes in once again. Bosley holds Denzel...but this time, Denzel moves, and Bosley eats a thrust kick from Faqu! COACH Oh no! COLE Faqu kicking his partner! Denzel pulls himself to his corner, but instead of trying to stop him, Bosley makes his way over to Faqu as the two argue! COACH Oh, come on guys! COLE And it looks like it's all falling apart! Denzel makes the tag to Brock! COLE And here comes Brock Ausstin! Bosley and Faqu continue to argue, then turn their attention to Brock, as Bosley shoves Faqu into him! Brock fires off right hands, but Faqu hits a thrust to the throat! Faqu then sets up an Irish whip, but Brock blocks, then pulls him in for an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE BIG suplex on the 300-pounder! However, Sandman comes off the top, and hits Brock from behind with a MISSILE DROPKICK~! COLE But Sandman with a dropkick from behind! Sandman hammers away on Brock, who fights back to his feet, and a slugfest ensues, until Bosley charges in with a clothesline...which accidentally nails Sandman! COLE And again, miscommunication between partners! Brock goes for a clothesline, but Bosley ducks, and executes SERVING HARD TIME~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Denzel and Felix hammer Faqu on the outside, as Sandman rolls back inside with a kendo stick. Bosley hooks Brock in a front facelock, and signals for the end...but Sandman clobbers him with the kendo stick! COACH Oh no! COLE And that was no accident right here! Sandman departs the ring, as Brock gets to his feet, scooping Bosley up...and executing the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE And the F-Stunner-5! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE He got him! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...the team of DENZEL SPENCER, "AFTER HOURS" FELIX STRUTTER, and BRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Sandman departs down the aisle, not looking back, as Brock celebrates in the ring, while Denzel and Felix roll in and raise his arms. Faqu stands on the outside and screams at the winning team, while Bosley comes to and storms back stage, yelling Sandman's name. COACH Boy, is Bosley steamed! COLE You can bet Bosley will remember that shot this Sunday in the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell! But tonight, the win goes to Brock Ausstin and his teammates, Denzel Spencer and Felix Strutter! Let's go to...

I didn't take sit-down places into account when I said that up there. In that case, we have IHOP, Cracker Barrel, and Perkins who all serve breakfast for the duration of their business hours.

Looks like Steviekick is the only person not yet signed up for the league.

The lights move back and forth between Heat and Faqu's cell, and stops on...FAQU! COLE And the Samoan Wrecking Ball, Faqu, will enter, that means Colombian Heat will enter the Chamber last! COACH Well, that's lucky for him, but in his condition, I don't know how much good it'll do, if any! Faqu's cell lowers, and he rolls into the ring, going right after Strutter, who has just pulled himself in after going through the tables. He sizes up Strutter, and floors him with a THRUST KICK~! COLE And a big kick from the FRESH Samoan Wrecking Ball! Faqu then backs into the ropes, and jumps into the air for a BIG SPLASH~! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And "After Hours" Felix Strutter is eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ 1st elimination: "After Hours" Felix Strutter eliminated by: Faqu (pinfall) remaining: Sandman9000, Detective Tango Bosley, Brock Ausstin, Faqu, Colombian Heat (still to enter) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ Faqu then starts delivering chops to Sandman. COACH Well, Felix was the last man eliminated last year, and the first eliminated this year! COLE It was Bosley that did the damage, then Faqu came in and cleaned up the scraps! Faqu then traps one arm of Sandman, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY onto the cactus! COLE And Sandman once again sent into the cactus, by a big belly-to-belly suplex! Faqu pounds on his chest, as a bloodied Brock stands behind him, fist clenched, as the fans cheer. COLE Look at this! Faqu turns around, and is met with a right hand! And another! Faqu fights back, and it turns into a slugfest! Faqu, the fresher man, prevails, then delivers a big headbutt, then scoops Brock up, and executes a Samoan drop! COACH What about that, Cole? COLE There may be no stopping Faqu in this match! You may be looking at the new OAOAST Heartland champion right there! Faqu is proud of himself in the ring, as Bosley pulls himself onto the apron, wearing the chest protector. Faqu snapmares him in over the top rope, then traps him in the corner, delivering headbutts. He attempts an Irish whip across, but Bosley blocks, then pulls him back into the corner, and splashes him with the chest protector! COLE But Bosley, with that chest protector, able to do a little damage! Bosley comes at Faqu with martial arts strikes, then knocks him to the mat with a BIG roundhouse kick! COLE And finally Bosley able to take the Samoan Wrecking Ball down! However, Sandman sneaks up behind Bosley with a low blow! Bosley staggers around, right into Brock, who pulls the chest protector off and scoops him up on his shoulders... COLE Could be time for the F-Stunner-5~! ...positions him next to the cactus... COACH Oh no, not that! ...and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE Right down onto the cactus goes Bosley! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And out goes Bosley! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Detective Tango Bosley eliminated by: Brock Ausstin (pinfall) remaining: Sandman9000, Brock Ausstin, Faqu, Colombian Heat (still to enter) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE So we're down to three in the ring, and one still to come! Brock then waits on Sandman to get up, and scoops him onto his shoulders delivering another F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE And Brock hit it again! This may be it for Sandman! 1... 2... NO!!! Sandman gets the shoulder up! COLE But no, Sandman able to kick out, I can't believe it! COACH I'm telling you Cole, this guy's great! Brock questions the referee's count, then turns around right into a thrust kick from Faqu, which sends him tumbling through the ropes and to the floor! Faqu follows, and sets up DEATH BY SAMOAN~!!!!!11111 COLE Oh no, not this move on the floor, come on! However, Brock is able to get his arms free, then trips up Faqu, and slingshots him into the Chamber wall! COLE And now Faqu tasting the barbed wire for the first time! Brock immediately follows Faqu in and rakes his face across the barbed wire, then picks up the barbed wire chair, and SLAMS it over his head! COLE And what a VILE chairshot from Brock Ausstin! Brock raises the chair to the crowd, which cheers in response. COLE And you see the result, Faqu joins the other participants having been busted open! Brock picks up Faqu, and tosses him back inside, then hooks him, and executes an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY onto the BARBED WIRE BOARD~! COLE And now Faqu's back getting it! Brock lets out a big yell, then turns around right into a lighttube shot from Sandman! COLE And here come the lighttubes! Sandman holds up a lighttube, then tosses it to Faqu, who is on his knees, then executes a YAKUZA KICK~!, sending it right back into his face! COLE Faqu with the lighttube kicked right back into his face! Sandman drops down and covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COACH Boy, I'll tell you, three REALLY tough guys in that ring right now! COLE And one more to come here in about a minute! As Brock works his way to his feet, Sandman grabs a ladder, and sets it on the top rope, then climbs up and grabs it, executing a LADDER-ASSISTED MOONSAULT onto Faqu! COLE Moonsault with the ladder! However, when he turns around, Brock slams a chair into the ladder, sending Sandman down to the mat! COLE Man, this just goes back and forth! Sandman rolls to the outside, and Brock slowly follows, hammering on his back. Faqu rolls out shortly after, and hammers on Brock, as Brock is double-teamed. Brock attempts to fight back, as the countdown begins. COLE Well, we're about to find out just how much Colombian Heat has for this match! His cell is about to lower! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!!

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The lights flash around the cells again, stopping on...BROCK AUSSTIN! COLE And here comes Brock! Brock's cell lowers, as Sandman looks on. Brock grabs the bag, then exits the cell and climbs into the ring, tossing the bag into Sandman's midsection as he approaches. Brock then hooks Sandman, and takes him over with an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE And a BIG suplex from Brock Ausstin! Brock then picks up Bosley, and hits another OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Bosley winds up in a sitting position in the corner, and Brock goes through his bag. COACH OK, let's see what Brock's gonna do here... Brock takes out a ball, and drops it on the mat, then lines up the mallet, as the crowd groans, and sends a shot RIGHT INTO THE GROIN OF BOSLEY~! COLE/COACH :o The crowd continues to groan, as Brock picks up Bosley, and tosses him to the outside. Meanwhile, in the ring, Strutter sizes up Sandman, hits a kick to the gut...and drives him with the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!!!11111 COLE The Thunder Bay Throttle! Sandman could be done right here! 1... 2... NO! Sandman gets the shoulder up! COACH No, it's not! COLE Sandman kicking out of Strutter's Thunder Bay Throttle! Strutter gets to his feet, and puts his hands on his hips for a second, then picks up Sandman, and sets him up onto the four tables that Bosley had set up earlier, then goes to the outside. Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, Brock scoops up Bosley, and looks to ram him into the ringpost, but Bosley slips down, and shoves Brock into it instead! COLE And on the other side of the ring, Brock sent right into the steel ringpost by Bosley! Bosley then pulls the barbed wire bat out of the ring, and delivers a shot right to the forehead of Brock! COLE And now Brock tasting the barbed wire! COACH Looks like 4-for-4 on the blood count! Bosley begins to rake the bat across Brock's face, as Strutter sets up the king-sized ladder in the ring. COLE Well, it definitely is now... COACH Look up in the ring, Cole! COLE Oh my God... Strutter climbs the big ladder, looking down on Sandman, still on the tables. However, as he gets towards the top, Bosley slides back in, and shoves the ladder over as Sandman rolls out of the way, sending Strutter all the way into the Chamber wall, then BACKWARDS THROUGH THE STACK OF TABLES~!!! COLE And Strutter through all four tables! COACH Like a bank shot, Cole! Off the ladder, off the Chamber wall, nothing but tables! [b]HO-LY SHIT~![/b] [b]HO-LY SHIT~![/b] [b]HO-LY SHIT~![/b] [b]HO-LY SHIT~![/b] COLE Look at the carnage! And we've still got two more to enter! Bosley lays around for a few seconds, then rolls back outside to go after Brock, who blocks an attempt to ram him into the Chamber wall, and begins to rake Bosley's face across! COLE And Bosley once again tasting that barbed wire! Brock then begins to slug away on Bosley, until Sandman scales the top rope, and lands on both men with a somersault! COLE Sandman still not finished out there! Sandman slowly gets to his feet, then goes around the side of the ring, and pulls out a BARBED WIRE BOARD~! COACH Ooooh, baby. COLE And these guys are not done topping themselves! Sandman slides the board into the ring, then positions it in mid-ring. He then goes outside and grabs Brock, tossing him inside. COLE And Sandman obviously with intentions to put Brock into that board! Sandman sizes up Brock, then delivers a kick to the gut, setting up the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COLE And here it comes! Can he get the big man up? However, Brock blocks, and executes a backdrop... COLE But no! but Sandman manages to land on his feet! COACH Sandman to his feet, though! He then catches a charging Brock, and forces him down ONTO THE BOARD with an STO~! COLE And Sandman with an STO onto that barbed-wire board! Sandman keeps his arm on top... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE But Brock Ausstin able to kick out! Sandman rolls to his back, as the count starts up. COACH Who's next? COLE Will it be the worse-for-wear Colombian Heat, or will it be the Samoan Wrecking Ball, Faqu? 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!

A white spotlight moves around frantically on the cells in the air, before stopping on that of Tango Bosley! COLE And it will be the Enterprise representative, Detective Tango Bosley! Bosley's cell lowers to the ground, and Bosley emerges, tossing his trashcan into the ring, then grabbing the thumbtack-studded motorcycle helmet and rolling inside! COACH And Bosley with that helmet, he was happy to stumble upon that! Bosley puts the helmet on, then drops a headbutt onto Sandman! COLE And look at that! A headbutt to Sandman with that helmet! Bosley gets to his feet, and drops another headbutt! COLE And another, and now Sandman has been cut open! Bosley removes the helmet, then picks up Sandman, and whips him into a corner, following him in with a corner clothesline, then executing a gutwrench suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH And Bosley coming in here with a full head of steam, and looking good! Bosley then turns his attention to Strutter, whipping him into the ropes, and catching him, SERVING HARD TIME~! onto the cactus! COLE The cactus coming into play again! 1... 2... Shoulder up! Bosley picks up Sandman, and executes a scoop slam, then rolls to the outside. COLE And now Bosley looking underneath the ring for something! Bosley starts pulling tables out from underneath the ring. COLE Bosley's got some tables out! COACH How many does he have, Cole? Bosley sets up four tables, two on top of two, on the floor. COLE Bosley with four tables set up, who knows what this is about! Bosley rolls inside and grabs Sandman, setting him up for a powerbomb near the ropes. COACH Oh, he's going to powerbomb Sandman through the tables! However, Strutter comes off the top with a MISSILE DROPKICK, sending Bosley down, and Sandman rolls him up! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Felix, inadvertently, saving Sandman right there! Strutter hits a snap legdrop on Bosley, then drags him over in front of the ladder. He hooks Sandman and drops him with a DDT, then positions the top of his head right next to the top of Bosley's. COACH What is this? Felix begins to climb the ladder, stopping when he gets to the top, and pointing down at Sandman and Bosley, as the crowd buzzes. COACH Oh, he's gonna try for both of them! I gotta see this, Cole! Strutter grabs onto the top of the ladder, then catapults himself over, nailing BOTH Sandman and Bosley with legdrops from the ladder! COLE :o COACH Oh, I don't believe it! Felix turns to his stomach and shakes on the mat, as the crowd chants. HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! COLE But Felix stunned himself, and he can't cover! All three men lay on the mat for several seconds, before finally Strutter gets to his feet, followed by Sandman, and then Bosley. Strutter hammers on Sandman, while Sandman throws shots at Bosley, who in turn throws them at Strutter. COACH And now a three-way slugfest going on! Eventually, Sandman and Bosley both turn on Strutter, hammering him on the back, then joining up for a double suplex! Bosley covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! As Bosley continues to work over Strutter, Sandman goes back out to his tote. He pulls out a chest protector equipped with thumbtacks, and puts it on! COLE And another weapon made famous by this match, found by Sandman! Sandman also pulls out a barbed-wire bat, and a barbed-wire chair! COACH Wow, Sandman's not messing around now! Sandman slides the items inside, then rolls in himself, and brings the chair down across Bosley's back! COLE And Bosley feels the barbed wire across the back! Sandman the drops down and rakes the chair across the face of Bosley, cutting him open! COACH Three guys in, three guys bleeding! Sandman slugs away at Bosley on the mat, as the count comes up. COLE And a fourth about to enter! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!!

Well, the loser of the toss still had to wrestle another match before getting their title shot, which in Bret's case was Owen. Luger's first opponent had he lost would have been Crush, which made it obvious that he was winning the toss, since it was obvious that Bret was going to face Owen and Crush was going to face Randy Savage.

*graphic* The crowd goes CRAZY~! COLE And it's that time of year again, Coach! Six men walk in to the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell, one will walk out with Sandman's Heartland title, but they will all walk out with their careers having been changed! Let's go to the video package! [quote]A new music video starts up, done to the tune of Lay it on the Line by Triumph. COLE (voiceover) Six men enter, six careers will be changed forever, but one will walk out with the OAOAST Heartland title! As the opening guitar strums play, several camera angles of the Chamber are shown, followed by the faces of Bosley, Brock, Faqu, Strutter, Heat, and Sandman. The video then cuts to archive footage. [i]It's the same old story, all over again...[/i] Alf, Brock, Thunderkid and Reject are all shown sizing up the Chamber. [i]You turn a lover, into just another friend...[/i] Clips of Alf executing a belly-to-belly on Colombian Heat, and Reject hitting the Eulogy on TK. [i]I want to love you, I want to make you mine...[/i] Clips of Alf, Stevens, TK, Brock, Felix and Sandman holding the HL title belt. [i]...won't you, Lay it on the Line?[/i] Clips of TK and Reject delivering a double drop toe hold, sending Brock face-first into a barbed-wire board, then Brock delivering an F-Stunner-5 to Gunner Sharps on said board. The drums kick in harder, as various weapon shots are shown. [i]I'm tired of playing, all your foolish games...[/i] Clip of Alf pointing the finger at Reject as his cell lowers. [i]I'm tired of all your lies, makin' me insane...[/i] Clip of Mike Guerriero hitting the Final Judgment on Alf, then grieving over Alf's foot on the rope. [i]I don't ask for much, the truth will do just fine...[/i] JINGUS delivering a Clawslam to Cuban Wall through a table, and TK hitting a Swanton Bomb on Guerriero while wearing a chest protector covered in thumbtacks. [i]...won't you, Lay it on the LINE![/i] As the drumroll takes us into the chorus, a clip is shown of Alf hitting the Five-Star Alf splash from one of the raised cells some 16 feet in the air onto JINGUS. [i]Lay it on the Line![/i] Colombian Heat with the Colombian Necktie to Reject on the barbed-wire board. [i]Lay it on the Line...[/i] Alf falling through a stack of tables outside the ring, after hanging on the side of the Chamber. [i]Lay it on the LINE...[/i] Brock dropping Reject crotch-first onto a cactus. [i]...don't waste my time![/i] Shot of Alf posing on the buckles, then Brock doing his dance, then TK posing, then Sandman ripping off his bandages. [i]You got no right...to make me wait...[/i] Alf applying the Sharpshooter to Brock, then the Five-Star Alf Splash to TK. [i]We better talk girl, before it gets too late...[/i] Brock delivering an F-Stunner-5 to Reject, then a belly-to-belly on Alf. [i]I never ever thought you, could be so unkind...[/i] TK with a bicycle kick on Alf, then a tope con hilo to Mike Guerriero. [i]...won't you, Lay it on the LINE![/i] Drum beat into the chorus, as Sandman executes a Van Terminator off of a ladder through a barbed-wire board with Strutter behind it. [i]Lay it on the LINE![/i] Brock gives Alf a shot with a barbed wire chair. [i]Lay it on the line...[/i] Cuban Wall hits Reject with a jousting stick wrapped in barbed wire. [i]Lay it on the LINE...[/i] Gunner Sharps rams Brock Ausstin into the steel steps as Brock is trapped in a shopping cart. [i]...don't waste my time![/i] All participants shown with bloody, pained looks on their faces. The guitar solo features several weapon shots and finishers. [i]You know I love you, (you know I love you!) you know it's true...[/i] Heat hits a Pele Kick on Alf, and Strutter hits the Thunder Bay Throttle on Sandman. [i]It's up to you, girl, now what've I got to do...[/i] Mike Guerriero rakes TK's head across the Chamber wall, and Brock does the same to Gunner. [i]Don't hold me up, girl, don't waste my precious time...[/i] TK hits the Thunderbolt DDT on Alf, then Brock with a press slam on TK. [i]...won't you, Lay it on the LINE![/i] Alf is wearing a Power Glove, and applies a clawhold onto Guerriero. [i]Lay it on the LINE![/i] TK and Reject deliver the Thunderous Rejection to JINGUS. [i]Lay it on the Line (Lay it on the Line, girl!)...[/i] Alf throws flaming dodgeballs at various participants. [i]Lay it on the LINE![/i] Sandman delivers the Psycho Drivah to Strutter. [i]Lay it on the Line (Lay it on the Li-ine!)...[/i] Reject delivers the Pitch Black onto a barbed-wire chair. [i]Lay it on the LINE...[/i] Several shots of combatants are shown, the last being a shot of Alf holding the belt following a Chamber match. [i]...don't waste my time![/i] Sandman is shown celebrating a victory with the belt as the video fades out.[/quote] The camera cuts to the back, where Sandman9000 emerges from the locker room and heads to the ring. COLE Yes, lay it on the line, that's what Sandman9000 is about to do, and that's what five other combatants are about to do, in the Chamber of Hell, all for the sake of that belt around Sandman's waist, the OAOAST Heartland title! Cut back to the arena, as the Chamber lowers, with strobes flashing around it like crazy. COACH Here it comes, Cole! COLE The chamber is lowering, and it is lowering around Michael Buffer, who is waiting in the ring, let's go up there! *DING DING DING* (slow and dramatic) BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen...this match, is one of our main attractions of Zero Hour 2008! Tonight, six of the roughest, toughest men in the world, will battle it out in this Chamber, standing 24 feet off the ground, and engulfed in barbed wire. Four men will start out in these 8 x 5 cells, which will then be raised to the ceiling of the chamber, while two men start in the ring. Each cell contains a bag with a mystery weapon, which will be brought into the match. Every five minutes, a cell will lower at random, and another man will enter the frey, until one man is left standing, and that man will be the OAOAST Heartland champion! ARE YOU READY?[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Cleveland, Ohio...ARRRRRRRRRRRRE YYYYYYYYYYOUUUUUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here in Cleveland, and the millions and millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] The crowd continues to cheer, as [i]In the Air Tonight[/i] by Nonpoint plays, and the crowd begins to boo as Detective Tango Bosley walks through the curtains, dragging a trashcan full of goodies with him, then lighting a cigarette as he stops in the entryway. COLE And the Enterprise represented in the Chamber this year, as Tango Bosley makes his way out! BUFFER [i]Coming to the ring at this time...he hails from Miami, Florida, and weighs in at 265 pounds! Representing the Enterprise...DETECTIVE TANNNNNNNGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY YYYYY!!!!![/i] Bosley stops at the door, then tosses his smoke down and stomps it out, before entering the Chamber, and making his way to his cell along with his trashcan. He reaches into his bag, and pulls out a motorcycle helmet covered in thumbtacks! COACH Whoa-ho! COLE I don't think anyone will be attempting any head-to-head collisions with Detective Bosley in this match! Bosley looks at the helmet, and grins, as his cell rises. As it reaches the ceiling, a cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." Brock's music hits, and he appears in the entryway, doing his HAPPY HAPPY HOSS DANCE~! BUFFER [i]From Victoria, Minnesota, weighing in at 290 pounds..."THE CURRENT BIG THING" BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE Two-time Heartland champion, and the man with the most experience in this match, he's been in two of the three previous Chamber matches! Brock walks down the aisle, then enters the door and hops onto the apron, yanking back on the ropes and causing pyro to explode from all four corners. COACH WHOA! And another point of significance, this is the first Chamber match which will not feature Alfdogg or Thunderkid, the only two men to appear in all of the first three Chambers! COLE And Alf, of course, winning the first two, Sandman winning it last year, looking to duplicate Alf's feat, and in even more impressive fashion, as he has not relinquished the title since winning it in last year's Chamber! COACH Let's see what Brock's got here... Brock pulls from his bag a croquet set. COACH What in the world...? COLE Well, like we said, Brock the veteran of this match, I'm sure he'll find a use for it! Brock's cell starts to raise, as [i]King Kong[/i] by LA Symphony hits, and Faqu makes his way through the curtains. COACH I just noticed too, there's a sledgehammer on the end of that croquet mallet! BUFFER [i]From the Aisle of Samoa, weighing in at 301 pounds...he is one-third of the OAOAST Six-Man tag team champions..."THE SAMOAN WRECKING BALL"...FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!![/i] COACH Fuck you too, Buffer! COLE ...he said FAQU, who is representing Cucaracha International in this match! Faqu pounds on his chest, as he looks up at the Chamber, then enters and makes his way to his cell, opening his bag to find it full of California Raisins figures. COACH :wtf: COLE Well, you never know what you'll find in one of those bags, it looks like Faqu got himself a dud! COACH Fuck that, son! Them figures are worth some good money, and the OAOAST just gives them away for this match??? Faqu screams at the back as his cell raises. COACH Don't harm the figures, Faqu! I got some big money I'll be willing to pay you for those after the match! The lights go down in the arena, turning back on in tune with the melody. COLE And here comes the Heat! [b]"COME ON!" *BOOM~!*[/b] The crowd explodes, as does the pyro, leaving behind fire that burns on both sides of the entrance stage. "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil’ Jon and Pitbull starts playing as Colombian Heat rushes out onto the stage, getting the crowd fired up. Heat jogs slowly to both sides of the entrance stage and fires that section of the arena up. Heat raises his hands, acknowledging the fans before hand-slapping his way down the aisle. BUFFER [i]From Miami, Florida, weighing in at 180 pounds...COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOMBIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AT!!!!![/i] COLE And the last time we saw Colombian Heat, he was losing the United States championship to Alfdogg, passing out in Alf's Sharpshooter! His back severely scarred, and even after the rest he was given by OAOAST President Josie Baker for this match, he still does not look to be moving at 100%! COACH Heat has got no chance in this match, Cole! None! Heat looks up at the Chamber, then turns around and throws up the "W" sign with his hands, before entering and making his way to his cell. He opens his bag, pulling out an iron and an ironing board. He looks confused, then digs in deeper to find a blowtorch! COLE And Heat getting a nice bag! Heat's cell raises to the ceiling. COLE And now we know who will be starting this match, and it will be the two men who finished this match last year! BUFFER [i]And now, introducing the two men who will start off this match.[/i] [i]Tom Sawyer[/i] by Rush hits, and "After Hours" Felix Strutter, riding a moose which is pulling a stable behind him, makes his way out, getting a nice ovation from the crowd. COACH What in the world is this? Is that a moose? COLE Sure is! Strutter dismounts the moose, then heads to the back of the stable, opening the door...and pulling out the CACTUS~! COACH Oh, no! COLE I knew something was missing from this match! BUFFER [i]From Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 218 pounds..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR R!!!!![/i] COLE Another two-time Heartland champion, and as long as it's been, he was the last man to hold the Heartland title before Sandman won it one year ago today! Strutter shoves the cactus into the ring, and props it up in a corner, as the lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then People = Shit by Slipknot hits. HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! The crowd goes insane as a figure punches through the curtains, wearing torn black jeans, a sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them. BUFFER [i]And, from South of Heaven, weighing in at 220 pounds...he is the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSANNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] Sandman pulls behind him a garbage bin full of assorted weapons, and parks them next to the ring apron, then climbs into the ring, and removes his bandages. COLE And we are about ready to go here! Sandman and Strutter get settled in opposing corners, and the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COACH Here we go! Sandman and Strutter meet in the middle of the ring, then begin to exchange fists, with Sandman getting the better of the exchange. COACH And a mistake right away by Strutter, he's not gonna win a slugfest with Sandman! Sandman sets up an Irish whip, but Strutter reverses, the drops down. He leapfrogs Sandman, then reverse leapfrogs him, then meets him with a drop toehold! Strutter then hops up, and drops an elbow to the back of his head! COLE But very quick, perhaps the quickest man in this match, is "After Hours" Felix Strutter! Strutter grabs Sandman, and rams his head into the buckles, then whips him across, but Sandman gets a foot up! COLE But Sandman showing some quickness of his own there, getting the foot up! Sandman follows up with a running sleeperhold drop, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman picks up Strutter, and executes a snap suplex, then goes to the outside and goes through his garbage bin. COLE And Sandman already going for some weapons! Sandman pulls out a kendo stick, and tosses it into the ring. He then slides a STOP sign in, before rolling inside with a trash can, and dumping the contents out. He makes his way towards Strutter, but Strutter catches him with another drop toehold, sending him face-first into his own trashcan! COACH Oh no! COLE Sandman sent right into his own weapon with a drop toehold! Strutter then makes his way over to the kendo stick, and holds it up in the air, as the crowd cheers him on. He then brings it down across the back of Sandman! COLE And Felix with the kendo stick to the back! He lets Sandman pull himself to his feet, then brings it across his upper back and shoulders! He then backs him into a corner, still holding the stick, and whips him across, then catches him coming out with the stick to the gut! He then hooks him in a standing headscissors... COLE Could be the Thunder Bay Throttle! However, as he starts to hook the arms, Sandman trips him up, and slingshots him into the corner! He then grabs the stick, and drills Felix right on top of the head! COACH DAY-UM~! COLE Kendo stick right to the head of Felix Strutter! Sandman stops to catch his breath, then tosses Strutter to the outside. He picks up Strutter, and attempts to ram in face-first into the side of the Chamber, but Strutter blocks. COLE And now both men trying to force the other's face into the barbed-wire covered Chamber wall! After a struggle, Sandman goes to the eyes of Strutter, then starts raking his face across the wall! COLE And it's Felix, the first one to taste the barbed wire in this match! Felix sinks to the floor, examining the blood from the cut caused by the barbed wire, then Sandman picks him up and whips him into the steel steps! COLE And the already bloodied Felix Strutter tasting the steel steps! Sandman rolls Strutter back inside, then climbs the steps and follows him in. He lays the STOP sign across Strutter's body, then climbs to the top, and hits him with a senton bomb! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman rolls to the outside, and pulls a ladder out from underneath the ring! COACH Here we go! COLE Sandman gonna climb the ladder here! Sandman pushes the ladder into the ring, then drags the cactus over to where Strutter is laying. He picks Strutter up, then lays the cactus down, and lays Strutter on top of it. He goes to the other side of the ladder, then begins to climb it. COLE Sandman going for something big here... COACH And this could be then end of Felix early if he hits this! Sandman goes for a SWANTON BOMB from the ladder...but Felix moves, and Sandman hits ALL CACTUS~! COACH Oh NO! COLE And Sandman finds nothing but cactus! Sandman rolls forward to his knees on impact, then falls to his stomach, as the crowd groans. Felix pulls himself to his feet using the ropes, then picks Sandman up, and executes a teardrop suplex onto the cactus! COLE And once again onto the cactus! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman crawls across the ring, and grabs a cookie sheet, as Strutter follows and grabs him by his leg. As Strutter attempts to pick up Sandman, Sandman whacks him on the head with the cookie sheet! COLE Cookie sheet to the face of Felix Strutter! Sandman then tosses Strutter into the corner, and executes BOOT SCRAPES, then picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Strutter ducks a clothesline, and they clothesline each other! COLE Double clothesline! COACH Just in time for another entry, Cole! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!!

I wish we had a place with 24-hour breakfast nearby. McDonald's was rumored to be going that route for a while, but it never came to fruition. I think the closest Sonic is like a 40-minute drive. Fuck that.

Also, I'd like to get a quickie segment from those of you who have participants in the Chamber match of them preparing themselves. This can just be a short clip of them warming up (an example of this is at the end of the tag title match I just posted), or their friends/stablemates hyping them up, whatever.

*graphic* COLE World tag team titles on the line! Last chance for Team Heyross, they must leave Cleveland with the belts! [i]Shine[/i] by Collective Soul hits, and Team Heyross makes their way out to thunderous applause. COLE And here they come, let's go up to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST World tag team championship! Making their way to the ring, the challengers...at a total combined weight of 485 pounds...three-time former tag team champions of the WORRRRRRRRRRRLD...the team of CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAMMMMMMMMM HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Team Heyross stops in the aisle, and raises their arms, as their red, white, and blue pyro goes off behind them. They then make their way to the ring, climbing inside and posing on the buckles. They hop down, as [i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas hits, and the crowd boos, as the lights go out, and yellow strobes and smoke fill the entryway. Thunderkid and Reject make their way through the smoke, and walk to the ring. BUFFER [i]Their opponents...at a total combined weight of 480 pounds...representing the Deadly Alliance...the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST tag team champions of the WORRRRRRRLD...the team of THHHHHHHHUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!![/i] Reject is attired in a Yankees cap, and a Dallas Cowboys jersey, as the crowd boos. COLE And Reject obviously not trying to make any friends here in Cleveland. Reject makes his way to the timekeepers' table, and grabs a mic. REJECT What? If LeBron James can do it, why can't I? *crowd boos* COACH Ouch. TK and Reject climb into the ring, remove their belts, and ambush Team Heyross! *DING DING DING* COLE And we're underway! Reject pulls his cap and jersey off, then hammers away on Moss and TK on Benjamin, and whip them across the ring. Moss and Benjamin both duck clotheslines, and hit ones of their own! Team Heyross then hits stereo dropkicks, sending TK and Reject out to the floor on opposite sides! COLE Team Heyross ambushed from the outset, but a nice recovery, and now the champs are reeling! TK and Reject regroup on the floor, and then TK rolls inside, and Benjamin stays in for his team. They circle the ring, then tie up. Benjamin goes to an arm-wringer, which TK quickly reverses. COACH And I think Quentin Benjamin needs to get TK off his feet here! Benjamin rolls forward on the mat, then does a front handspring, and reverses the arm-wringer. COLE Great agility by Quentin Benjamin, and a nice reversal of the arm-wringer! Benjamin goes to a wristlock, then to a hammerlock, but TK is able to reverse. Benjamin reaches back around the head of TK, then flips over the back of TK and executes a reverse sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! TK charges after Benjamin, who drops down, then leapfrogs TK and catches him with an armdrag! Benjamin quickly applies a top wristlock, and drives knees into the arm. COLE And Benjamin able to do just what you said, Coach, he's keeping TK on the mat and sticking to his strengths, mat wrestlingand agility! COACH Yeah, but this one's a long way from over, Cole! TK gets to his feet, and Benjamin wrings the arm once again, then goes to a knuckle lock. COACH And he's making a mistake now! TK powers Benjamin down to the mat, and the referee counts... 1... 2... Benjamin gets a shoulder up, but is powered down again... 1... 2... Benjamin bridges up, then manages to power his way to his feet. COLE But look at Quentin show off some power here! Benjamin kicks one of his hands free, then runs to the ropes, jumps to the top, then springs off and catches TK in a HURRICANRANA~! COLE What a move by Quentin Benjamin! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin drags the dazed TK into his corner, then tags in Moss. COLE First tag of the match, and Charlie Moss in there for the challengers! Moss wrings the arm of TK, then hooks him in a front facelock, and lifts him for a vertical suplex, holding him in the air for a couple seconds, then falling back to the mat! COLE Nicely executed suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss whips TK into a corner, then charges, but TK moves out of the way! COACH Nobody home on that move, though! TK tags in Reject, who comes in and gets caught in a drop toe hold from Moss! COLE But he caught Reject, a nice recovery! Moss then drops an elbow to the back of the head, picks up Reject, and hooks him as the crowd eggs him on. COLE Double-arm suplex coming up! Moss delivers with a double-arm suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss tags in Benjamin, who climbs to the top rope, and hits a flying bodypress as Moss ducks down behind Reject! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Kickout, but Team Heyross is really in a groove now! Benjamin picks up Reject, and executes a backbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin picks up Reject, but Reject delivers a shot to the gut, then rakes his eyes, then backs him into the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! COLE Reject coming back with some big chops! Reject then whips Benjamin across, but Benjamin springs over the top as Reject charges, then catches him coming back with a SUPERKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin grabs Reject in a side headlock, but Reject backs him into a corner. Reject shoves him off towards TK, who attempts to clothesline him from the apron, but Benjamin ducks, then catches TK and Reject with a double clothesline, knocking TK from the apron to the floor! COLE TK trying for the shot from the apron, but it backfired! Moss comes in after Reject, as the referee tries to separate them, while Benjamin goes for a PLANCHA~! on TK, who catches him in his arms! COACH Oh, he caught him! TK then rams Benjamin back-first into the ringpost! COLE And right into the steel ringpost goes Quentin Benjamin! TK then tosses Benjamin inside, and Reject covers... 1... 2... But Benjamin gets his foot on the bottom rope! COACH And saved by the ropes, just like PRL at AngleSlam! COLE Oh, don't start [i]that[/i] already. Reject chokes Benjamin on the mat, then tags in TK. TK whips Benjamin into the ropes, and catches him in a PRESS SLAM~! COACH Look at the power! The champs have it under control now! TK slams Benjamin to the mat, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! TK whips Benjamin into the corner, then goes over and taunts Moss, drawing him into the ring, as TK lifts up the legs of Benjamin while Reject chokes him on the ropes. COLE Mistake here by Moss, being drawn into the ring and allowing a double team to take place! TK tags Reject back in, and Reject backs Benjamin into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject then pulls Benjamin out, and executes a back suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up Benjamin and attempts a whip to the corner, but Benjamin reverses, and charges, but runs right into the foot of Reject! Reject then tags TK back in. TK sets up a vertical suplex, but Benjamin counters to a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Benjamin almost sneaking out with the belts right there! TK gets to his feet and drops an elbow to the back of the head of Benjamin, then tags Reject back in. Reject stomps away at Benjamin, then whips him into the ropes. Benjamin ducks a clothesline, but gets caught with a spinning wheel kick! COACH Benjamin can't hold out here much longer, he's got to find some way to make a tag if they ever want to hold the belts again! Reject covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up Benjamin, and whips him into a corner. He charges...but Benjamin gets a foot up! COLE This may be his chance right here! Benjamin follows up with a BULLDOG~! COLE And now is the time Quentin! Make the tag! As Benjamin scoots over to his corner, TK hops into the ring, but the referee intercepts him, as Benjamin MAKES THE TAG~! COLE And there's the tag! COACH No, no referee! Moss comes in and starts to grab Reject, but the referee forces him back to the corner as Moss pleads his case. COLE And the referee's back was turned, what a tough break for the challengers! TK picks up Benjamin, and executes a FALLAWAY SLAM~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! TK tags Reject back in, and Reject sets up an Irish whip. Benjamin reverses, but gets sent to the mat with a shoulderblock! Reject runs to the ropes again as Benjamin turns to his stomach, then gets to his feet and catches Reject with a spinning wheel kick! COLE Look at this! 1... 2... But TK makes the save! Moss comes in to object, which allows TK and Reject to floor Benjamin with a double clothesline! COLE And another critical error by Moss, very uncharacteristic of Team Heyross! Reject covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Reject tags TK in, and TK grabs Benjamin in a hangman's hold. COACH Beginning of the end, Cole! Reject measures Benjamin, and lays a roundhouse kick to the midsection! Reject steps out, as TK covers... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE But Quentin Benjamin isn't done yet! TK tags Reject back in, and the two set up an Irish whip into the corner. TK follows Benjamin in...but Benjamin catches him in a bulldog, and dropkicks Reject on the way down! COLE And Benjamin taking out both champs, and now he MUST tag! Benjamin rolls over to the ropes, and uses them to pull into his corner, and TAG MOSS! COLE And there's the tag! The referee saw that one! Moss hops in, and floors Reject with a clothesline, then does the same to TK! COLE Moss is a HOUSE AFIRE~! Moss scoops slams Reject, then TK! Moss whips Reject into the ropes, and executes a POWERSLAM~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! TK saves! Benjamin crawls in and drills TK from behind, as Moss hammers Reject in a corner. TK hammers Benjamin in a corner, but Benjamin reverses an Irish whip out as Moss sends Reject in, and the champs collide! COLE The champs are losing it here! A Team Heyross double superkick sends TK reeling to the floor, then Team Heyross sizes up Reject, and hits the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! COLE The Double Goozle! COACH C'mon Reject, kick out! 1... 2... NO!!! Reject gets the shoulder up! Moss then walks over to the ropes, as Benjamin runs at him, and backdrops Benjamin over the top onto TK! COLE What a move that was! Benjamin then climbs to the top rope, as Moss positions himself underneath...just as they see Alfdogg jogging to ringside, then turn towards the aisle, and Moss executes the Rocket Launcher by tossing Benjamin to the outside onto Alf! COACH What the hell? COLE That was Alfdogg heading to the ring, and Team Heyross saw him coming! Moss then hits the STO BACKBREAKER~! on Reject, and starts to set up the MOSSY KNOLL~!!!111, when Sandman9000 comes through the crowd and slides into the ring! COLE And now Sandman9000 out here! Sandman and Moss engage in a slugfest as the referee is reprimanding TK and Benjamin on the outside, until Moss ducks a clothesline and sends Sandman to the floor with a superkick, then turns around...right into the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COACH YES~! COLE The Eulogy from Reject! Don't let it end this way! The referee turns around, and counts... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE DAMN IT~! COACH :headbang: Benjamin chases Reject out of the ring, then drops down to check on Moss. BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...and STILL OAOAST World tag team champions...the team of THHHHHHHHUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!![/i] COLE A travesty here at Zero Hour, as Team Heyross now will not get another shot at the belts as long as they are in the possession of TK and Reject, and with Alf and Sandman watching their backs, who knows how long their reign will last? The Deadly Alliance celebrates in the aisle, as Benjamin sits on his knees in the ring, letting the facts sink in. COLE And you can see the disappointment setting in with Team Heyross now... Benjamin gets to his feet, and helps Moss up, as the fans begin to applaud Team Heyross. COLE But these fans here in Cleveland aren't disappointed with this team! COACH What do you expect, Cole, it's Cleveland! This city has been supporting losers for over four decades now, Team Heyross fits right in! COLE Will you stop it? Those two men in the ring are anything but losers, it's just a shame that this match couldn't have been contested without any outside interference! Team Heyross salutes the fans as they leave the ring. COLE Well, no matter what the result of this one, we're looking at two champions making their way to the back! The camera cuts backstage, to find "After Hours" Felix Strutter hanging from a bar doing upside down crunches. COLE And there is the former two-time Heartland champion, "After Hours" Felix Strutter, one of the six participants in the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell later tonight! He was the last man eliminated last year, he's hoping this year he can be the last man standing!

Mike Dunleavy, G/F

If possible, I'd like the tag title match to open the show, or at least go as early as possible.

I'm not racist, I have a colored TV

Adam's last madness pick: Joe Johnson, G and first pick of the first round: Andre Igoudala, G/F

Adam sent me a list of guys to get him through the Madness round and the first pick of the first round. Here are Adam's first two picks: Dirk Nowitzki, F Rashard Lewis, F

He's always got Europe, too.