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The lights move around the cells once again, before summoning the lowering of Denzel Spencer's cell! COLE And Denzel Spencer about to enter the match! Denzel slides in and ducks a clothesline from Sandman, then batters him with right hands and body kicks, before running to the ropes and flooring him with a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Denzel backs Sandman into a corner, as Heat comes to and backs CMJ into the opposite one. Heat and Denzel whip their men across into one another! Heat then dropkicks Sandman over the top rope, as Denzel does the same to CMJ! COLE And a little teamwork between Denzel and Colombian Heat! Denzel and Heat then face off with one another, and circle the ring. COLE And a little friendly banter between Denzel and Heat! COACH It won't be "friendly" for long, I guarantee that! Denzel and Heat tie up, and Denzel grabs him in a side headlock. Heat backs him into the ropes, then shoves him across. Heat drops down, then comes up with a leapfrog, followed by a reverse monkey flip! COLE Nice move by Colombian Heat! As Heat batters Denzel in a corner, Sandman is pulling the cactus out of the wagon, while CMJ sets up a table on the outside. COACH Sandman and Colin doing a little redecorating on the outside! Sandman sets up the cactus in a corner, then grabs from his bin a chest protector which is covered in thumbtacks on the front! COLE Oh my! Sandman puts on the chest protector and rolls inside the ring, as Denzel catches Heat with a gutwrench belly-to-belly! COLE These two have developed quite a friendship outside of the ring, but a heated battle taking place right now! Sandman catches Denzel with a clothesline, then hooks him and lifts him in the air, dropping him with a gourdbuster ON THE LADDER~! COACH OW~! COLE Denzel face-first right down onto the ladder! As CMJ slides into the ring, Sandman yells at him to set up Heat on the cactus. CMJ obliges, whipping Heat back-first, and Sandman follows with an avalanche! COLE Heat sandwiched between cactus and thumbtacks! CMJ tries to pile up, but Sandman moves, also pulling Heat out of the way, causing CMJ to fly right into the cactus! COLE :lol: SANDMAN :lol: COACH ... :lol: Sandman's laughter is upended, however, by a superkick from Denzel, which sends him to the outside! Denzel then reaches over the top rope and pulls a surfboard out of the bin. He climbs to the top rope, and uses the surfboard to ride the cactus down onto CMJ! However, as he celebrates, Heat sneaks up behind him, and lifts him up, dropping him with the COLOMBIAN NECKTIE~!!!!!11111 COLE Colombian Necktie for Denzel, but Heat can't make the cover! Denzel catching a big break here! Sandman rolls back inside, and covers Heat... 1... 2... Kickout! He then covers CMJ... 1... 2... Kickout! He then covers Denzel... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE Three pin attempts by Sandman, none of them successful! Sandman grabs Denzel, and rolls him outside onto the table which CMJ set up. However, as he sets up a move, Heat comes from behind with a low blow! COLE And a low blow from Colombian Heat! Heat catches his wind, then springs up to the top rope, but CMJ uses his momentum against him and shoves him off into the Chamber wall! As Denzel moves out of the way, Heat falls backwards THROUGH THE TABLE~! COLE Heat took a huge fall right there, and that could end his night! Sandman takes over on CMJ, catching from behind with a release German suplex, as the count begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!!

The lights move frantically around the raised cells, stopping on CMJ's cell! COLE And it'll be the Enterprise representative, Colin Maguire Jr.! CMJ's cell lowers, and he slides into the ring, battering each man with the shillelagh, then raising it in the air, drawing boos. He picks up Heat, and drives the weapon into his gut. Heat crawls into a corner, as CMJ stalks him. However, as CMJ sizes him up, Sandman sneaks up from behind and delivers a low blow! COLE And CMJ takes one low from Sandman! Sandman gets to his feet and stomps away on CMJ, then brings him to his feet and backs him against the ropes, continuing his assault. Heat then comes to, and joins in with Sandman. COLE Look at this double team! Sandman and Heat doubling up on CMJ! Heat and Sandman whip CMJ into the ropes, and floor him with a double elbow! Sandman follows this by flooring Heat with a YAKUZA KICK~! COACH :lol: COLE And as you may expect, that union did not last long! Sandman rolls to the outside and grabs another chair, this one wrapped in barbed wire! COLE They're breaking out the big guns now! Sandman rolls back inside, and measures Heat. He then moves in, only to have the chair knocked back into his face by a PELE KICK~! COLE Pele Kick from Heat, and Sandman takes his own chair! COACH And Sandman's bleeding now, too! CMJ grabs Sandman from behind, and rakes his face across the chair on the mat! COLE CMJ, ever the opportunist, ripping that wound even farther on Sandman! Meanwhile, Heat has gone into the camouflage bag. He pulls out a pair of gloves, and puts them on. COLE Heat putting on some gloves here... COACH What is in that bag? Heat then pulls out a gas can and a blow torch. COACH Oh no... Heat then pulls two dodgeballs out of the bag! COLE Dodgeballs! Heat douses the balls with the gas, then picks it up and rolls into the ring. COACH We're in the middle of a Chamber of Hell match, and Heat is out there pouring gas on his balls! Heat picks up the torch and ignites a ball, then chucks it at CMJ, striking him in the lower back! He then ignites the other ball, and waits for Sandman to get to his feet, then drills him in the chest! COACH This is terrible! Both men roll to the outside, and Heat celebrates in the ring as the crowd cheers him on. He then rolls outside after CMJ, who is rolling around on the floor, and trips him up, setting him up for a slingshot, and sends him into the Chamber wall! COACH Oh, no! COLE And now CMJ takes the wall, and he is busted open! Heat rakes CMJ's face across the cage, then tosses him back inside. On the other side, Sandman pulls a ladder from underneath the ring, and slides it inside. COLE Sandman has got a ladder! Heat slugs away at CMJ, until Sandman puts the ladder on over his head, and clotheslines both men with it! He then takes the ladder off and slams it onto CMJ as the count begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!!

Yeah, just getting started on this. Sorry. The chamber lowers, as the crowd goes insane. *graphic* COLE It was in this very match two years ago that Sandman9000 won the Heartland title, and he has not been defeated since! Will tonight be another happy anniversary, or will one of these five opponents begin a new reign? We're about to find out in just a few minutes! Let's go to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* (slow and dramatic) BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen...it is now time for one of our main attractions of Zero Hour, 2009! Tonight...six of the roughest, toughest gladiators in our business step inside this demonic structure, 24 feet high of steel engulfed in barbed wire, and do battle for the OAOAST Heartland championship! It is the fifth annual Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell! The rules for this match are as follows: Two men will start the match inside the ring, and the other four will enter these 8x5 cells, which will then be raised to the top of the Chamber. After five-minute intervals, one cell will be lowered, containing another combatant in the match. The last man remaining after every other combatant has been defeated, either by pinfall or submission, will be the OAOAST Heartland champion! ARE YOU READY?[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...ARRRRRRRRE YOUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE ADYYYYYYYYYYYY???[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here in Pittsburgh, and the millions and millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMM BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and Thunderkid makes his way through the curtains. He is wearing black cargos, and carrying a garbage can full of assorted goodies. COLE Thunderkid, who won the United States title several weeks ago, looking to become a double champion here in the chamber! BUFFER [i]Introducing the challengers...first, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 250 pounds...representing the Deadly Alliance, he is the reigning OAOAST United States champion...THHHHHHHHHHHHHUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!![/i] COLE This is Thunderkid's fourth chamber match of the five that have taken place! TK enters the chamber, then steps into a cell which is raised to the ceiling. [i]Blaster Master (Jammin')[/i] plays, and the crowd gets to their feet for Denzel Spencer, who is pulling out a Radio Flyer wagon with THE CACTUS~! COACH Oh no, not that [i]fucking[/i] cactus. COLE Denzel gave Sandman a hell of a fight at AngleSlam, and tonight he gets another crack! BUFFER [i]From Montego Bay, Jamaica, weighing in at 227 pounds...DENNNNNNNNZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPENCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] Denzel is wearing camouflage pants instead of his usual ring attire. He sets off his pyro in the entryway, then slides into the ring, and sets off his pyro from the ringposts, before rolling out, and stepping into another cell, which is raised to the ceiling. [i]I'm Shipping Up To Boston[/i] plays, and Colin Maguire Jr. makes his entrance through green and gold lights as the crowd boos. He is wearing hunter green cargo pants and a wifebeater, and carrying a shillelagh. BUFFER [i]Representing the Enterprise, from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 210 pounds...one-half of the LDC Moneygang...COLIN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAGUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE JUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] COLE Colin's been chasing tag team gold for several months, now getting a shot in the single ranks, entering his first chamber match! And a nice wifebeater! COACH Yeah, and a nice white tanktop, too! COLE ... Colin enters the cage, and steps into a cell, which is raised to the ceiling. [i]Eye of the Tiger[/i] hits, and the crowd pops bigtime as the Teal Tiger comes through the curtains. The tiger has on teal cargos and a teal t-shirt with the sleeves torn off. COLE And here's a man looking for his first-ever OAOAST gold! COACH What. BUFFER [i]From Parts Unknown, weighing 237 pounds...THEEEEEEEEEEE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRR!!!!![/i] COLE So those are the men who will start things off inside the ring! COACH That means Sandman and Colombian Heat will start off the match! Tiger's cell is raised to the top of the chamber. BUFFER [i]And now ladies and gentlemen, the two individuals who will start this match.[/i] [i]Gasolina (remix)[/i] by Daddy Yankee hits, and Colombian Heat comes through the curtains, to the cheers of the crowd. He is wearing red cargos with his usual red t-shirt and orange jersey, and is carrying a mysterious camouflage bag. COACH Oh man, what could be inside that bag? BUFFER [i]From Miami, Florida, weighing in at 180 pounds...COOOOOOOOOOOOOLOMBIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!! COLE This is Heat's third chamber match, and last year, he was the last man eliminated by Sandman9000! COACH Yeah, and then he spent nine months on the sidelines afterwards! COLE This is dangerous territory, there's no doubt about it! Heat slides in the ring, and does some stretches, then stares into the entryway, as the lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then People = Shit by Slipknot hits. HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! The crowd goes insane as a figure punches through the curtains, wearing torn black jeans, a sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them. BUFFER [i]From South of Heaven, weighing in at 220 pounds...representing the Deadly Alliance, he is the two-years REIGNING OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNN NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSANNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] Sandman pulls out a garbage bin full of weapons behind him, and pushes it into the chamber, and a referee then closes the door behind him and locks it. He steps into the ring and removes his bandages, at which point the bell rings. *DING DING DING* COLE And we're underway! Heat charges at Sandman, and engages in a slugfest. They go back and forth for a bit, until Sandman gets the upper hand. COACH Heat making a mistake right there, trying to match Sandman blow-for-blow! Sandman backs Heat into the ropes, and whips him across. Heat ducks a clothesline, then hits Sandman with a flying forearm! COLE But a nice move there, and now Heat with the early advantage! Heat stays on Sandman, hammering him with forearms, then backs him into a corner and climbs to the middle rope, hammering away as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Sandman slumps down in the corner, as Heat climbs to the outside and rummages through the tote Sandman brought to the ring. COLE And already Heat looking for some weaponry! Heat comes out with a fat wiffle ball bat, and looks at it for a couple seconds, then shrugs, before rolling into the ring and landing a home run swing into the ribs of Sandman! COLE Big swing right into the midsection! COACH I have to admit, I'm surprised at Heat's ability to control the match so far! Heat then climbs to the second rope, as Sandman is on all fours on the mat, and comes down, whacking Sandman in the head with the bat! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Heat rolls back outside, and grabs a trashcan lid. He backs into a corner, then runs at Sandman, still coming to his feet, and dropkicks the lid into his face! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Heat then runs to the ropes, and attempts the WESTSIDE MOONSAULT~!, but Sandman gets his knees up! COLE Moonsault attempt meets the knees! Sandman gets to his feet, then picks up Heat and executes a snapmare, followed by a seated dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman stomps away on Heat, then rolls outside and grabs a steel chair. He rolls back inside, then sizes up Heat and brings the chair down on his back! COLE BIG chairshot from Sandman! Sandman picks up the chair, then backs into the ropes and slides the chair underneath him as he jumps with both legs onto Heat! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman picks up Heat, and tosses him to the outside. He delivers right hands to the forehead of Heat, then scoops him up, looking to ram him into the Chamber wall! COACH Uh-oh, Heat's about to taste barbed wire! Sandman attempts to ram Heat, but Heat blocks with his hands, wincing with pain as he does. COLE And look, Heat actually grabbing the barbed wire to protect his face! COACH Oh please, like any bitch gon' have their heart broken over that face bein' roughed up. Heat releases one hand long enough to jab Sandman in the eye, then slides behind his back. He charges Sandman, then jumps onto his shoulders for a hurricanrana attempt...but Sandman blocks, and drives him into the floor with a powerbomb! COACH Whoa! COLE Powerbomb on the floor from Sandman to Heat! Did you hear that sickening thud? Sandman hangs on, and picks Heat up again, this time powering him over his own head and face-first into the Chamber wall! COLE And now Heat into the wall! Sandman stops Heat from falling, and rakes his face across the Chamber wall! COLE And now Heat having his face raked across the wall of the Chamber! Heat is cut open good, and Sandman tosses him back inside. He positions him in mid-ring, then climbs to the top rope, and attempts a SENTON SPLASH~!...but Heat manages to roll out of the way and slide the chair into Sandman's landing spot! COLE Nice move by Heat, avoiding the move and causing Sandman to hit the chair! Both men are out on the mat, as the countdown begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!!

The concert and promo which followed were great. I liked Abdullah's rendition of the song. Great inspirational speech from Biff. Oh no, what has Morgan done to herself now? We'll find out this Sunday, maybe. Nice little match between Ned and Danny. Big win for Ned despite his condition. Good stuff as usual from Krista. Some nice build to the PPV.

Another thing I was thinking. I know I'm as guilty of this as anyone (mainly because I lose interest when people are so obscenely late with their stuff), but we really should start focusing more on leaving feedback for the shows. Not so much Syndicated, because that kind of show seems like it would be tough to feedback (to me anyway), but definitely for the HDs and PPVs/Spectaculars. To me, if there's no feedback, then there's really no motivation to write all this stuff.

We come back from commercial with The Teal Tiger hammering away on Sandman9000. COLE We're back here on HeldDOWN~!, with this one-on-one confrontation which has just gotten underway between the Heartland champion Sandman9000 and The Teal Tiger, who has the early advantage! Tiger pummels Sandman into the ropes, then sets up an Irish whip, which Sandman reverses. Tiger ducks a clothesline, and floors Sandman with one of his own! He then backs Sandman into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Tiger then climbs to the middle rope, and begins to unload on Sandman as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! Sandman brings Tiger out of the corner for an inverted atomic drop, but Tiger manages to block it, and drops Sandman with another clothesline! Tiger picks up Sandman and whips him hard into a corner, and catches him with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK as he staggers out! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Tiger stomps away on Sandman, and Sandman rolls to the outside. Tiger runs to the ropes, then comes back and hits Sandman with a SUICIDE DIVE~! COLE Tiger with some big moves here early on! Tiger gets to his feet and tosses Sandman back inside. Sandman scoots over to the ropes, where Tiger chokes away. Tiger then backs off, and charges...but Sandman ducks, and backdrops Tiger high over the ropes to the floor! COLE And Tiger over the top to the floor! COACH That was quite a fall Alf took! COLE Are you implying that it's Alfdogg under that mask?!? COACH ... Sandman gets his wind, then follows Tiger outside. He picks up Tiger, and delivers a European uppercut, then sets him up and whips him into the steel steps! COLE And Tiger sent right into the steel steps! Sandman rolls back inside, and waits for Tiger to pull himself up to the apron. He grabs him and pulls him in under the ropes, into the corner, where he delivers some BOOT SCRAPES~! Sandman then brings Tiger out, and executes a snapmare, followed by a seated dropkick! COACH Sandman's on a roll now! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman picks up Tiger once again, and executes a back suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman slides to the outside, and grabs a chair from ringside. COLE And keep in mind, this IS still under Heartland rules, but the title is not up for grabs here! Sandman raises the chair in the air, as the crowd boos, then sizes up Tiger, and brings it down across his back! Tiger arches his back in pain, and rolls to the ropes. Sandman follows him, and chokes him with the chair, then releases, and Tiger rolls to the floor. COACH Sandman is in TOTAL control here! Sandman poses in the ring, drawing more boos, as Tiger is rummaging underneath the ring. He pulls out a garbage can, unbeknownst to Sandman, who sizes up Tiger, then back into the ropes, and leaps over the top...only to be met with a flying garbage can to the face! COACH OW! COLE Sandman flying over the top, but Tiger hurling that garbage can at him and catching him in the face! Sandman is reeling on the floor, while Tiger sinks back to his knees and attempts to regain himself. Tiger then grabs the trashcan, which was full of other assorted weapons, and pushes it underneath the ropes. He then tosses Sandman inside, and empties out the trashcan. He then tosses the empty can to Sandman, and superkicks it back into his face! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Tiger then sets the can in mid-ring, and grabs Sandman in a standing headscissors. COLE Could be a powerbomb Tiger's setting up here... Sandman blocks, however, and backdrops Tiger onto the can! COLE But it backfires! Sandman drapes an arm over Tiger... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Sandman grabs a small road sign that was in the trash can, and brings it down on Tiger's head! He then lays Tiger down on the steel chair, and climbs to the top rope. COACH This could be it if he hits this, Cole! Sandman gets his balance up top, and leaps off with a SENTON BOMB~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE Not yet! Sandman picks up Tiger, and backs him into a corner, and delivers a European uppercut...and Tiger fires back with a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! COLE And look at Tiger fight back! Sandman backs Tiger up again, and delivers another uppercut...and Tiger returns the favor again! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Sandman backs up Tiger one more time, and delivers another uppercut, and Tiger responds a flurry of CHOPS~!, but Sandman thumbs him in the eye, then backs him into the ropes, and attempts an Irish whip. Tiger reverses, Sandman ducks a clothesline...but gets caught with a AA SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE CHAIR~! COACH Oh no! COLE Spinebuster right onto that chair! Both men lay on the mat for several seconds, then work to their knees, and begin to exchange fists. Tiger starts to get the better of the exchange once the two move to their feet, then Sandman takes a big swing, which Tiger ducks, then spins Sandman around for a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE Belly-to-belly, and now it's Tiger maybe looking for the kill here! Tiger follows up with a T-BONE SUPLEX~!!, and Sandman quickly retreats to the floor. Tiger follows, ramming Sandman face-first into the steps! He then takes him to the next corner of the ring, and rams him into the ringpost! He then rolls Sandman back inside, and climbs to the top...but spots Thunderkid running down the aisle, and instead catches him with a flying bodypress to the outside! COLE Thunderkid arrives, just in time for that move by the Tiger! Tiger slugs away on TK, then tosses him inside, where he continues the assault until Sandman levels him from behind. At this point, Denzel Spencer slides into the ring to even the odds! COLE And there's Denzel! Another of the participants in the match Sunday! CMJ and Heat slide into the ring soon after, and all hell breaks loose as the referee calls for the bell! *DING DING DING* COLE And the referee has thrown this one out! COACH Not sure about the logic in that one, seeing as weapons were allowed to be used, but OK! Officials pour out of the locker room, as the six men continue to brawl. COLE And this is just a sample of what's to come in the fifth annual Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell, this Sunday at Zero Hour!

Sandman9000 vs The Teal Tiger (non-title)

My match is in now. Sorry, I was at the hospital last night.

The headline match for Syndicated was a six-man tag team match featuring the six participants in the Chamber of Hell match this Sunday at Zero Hour. Denzel Spencer and Colombian Heat, two former U.S. champions, teamed up with the Teal Tiger, who most certainly did not wrestle under a previous identity and win two of those titles himself! Their opposition was the odd combination of Heartland champion Sandman9000 and United States champion Thunderkid, representing the Deadly Alliance, and Colin Maguire Jr., representing the Enterprise. Thunderkid was on the defensive early, as his opposition took turns teeing off on him and working over his arm. Fortunately, CMJ landed a cheap shot from the outside, and TK was able to escape the onslaught as his partners took control of the match. Denzel was reeling from the rough styles of CMJ and Sandman, but managed to evade a high-risk move late from CMJ and bring the Tiger in. The Tiger was a HOUSE AFIRE~!, flooring everyone with right hands, and sending TK to the outside with a big belly-to-belly suplex! However, Sandman leveled him from behind, then held him for a shot from CMJ, which missed and connected with Sandman instead! The short-tempered champion leveled his own partner in retaliation, before a PELE KICK from Heat sent him out of the ring, and the DA mates retreated, leaving CMJ to fall victim to the Tiger's Sharpshooter, ending the match. WINNERS: Denzel Spencer, Colombian Heat, & The Teal Tiger

I'll do that six-man which I was supposed to have on HD~!

Sounds good to me.

Denzel Spencer, Colombian Heat, & The Teal Tiger vs Sandman9000, Thunderkid, & Colin Maguire Jr.

I'm down with that if he is.

It's in.

It's coming soon. Leave me a spot.

KC: did you see my other PM, or did you just need time before you replied to it?

I'll have the finish to the Reject-PRL match at AngleSlam.

Maybe Zack and Ed will have their matches done by then! Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell V Sandman9000 © vs The Teal Tiger vs Thunderkid vs Denzel Spencer vs Colombian Heat vs Colin Maguire Jr.

Sandman/Denzel is in the show.

Ironically, he's probably not going to respond, either, since he can't afford internet access where he lives (he did mention he was at a friend's house).

I always thought it was Pittsburgh, since that's where Angle's from.

Big statement made by the Moneygang. A lot of momentum approaching the match at AngleSlam. Great promo by Leon Rodez. Now that there's some explanation on it, I like the alliance of Leon and Morgan even more. More great stuff throughout the night with Zack/Bo/AS/etc. So, is Zack a heel now? Looks like I may have some catching up to do in terms of following the shows. Fun little match between Lucius and J-MAX, with some funny commentary from the Queen. Krista was in rare form tonight, even by her standards. Except, I didn't know there was another 7-foot guy in Kazaam. Amazing, even Shaq's sidekicks have sidekicks! Terrific show to build up AngleSlam.

Match is in.

My match will be done in a bit.

Yes, it's OK. Denzel Spencer, Colombian Heat & The Teal Tiger vs Thunderkid, Reject & Sandman9000