Angel_Grace_Blue

Isn't he dead? Or did he have a music career before being shot by that Serb?

Figured since there wasn't a predictions thread up already, and there's really nothing going on at the moment, I'd make this thread. And stuff. Yeah... The Main Event "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Bruce Blank Merg...I'll go with Jennykins if only because A. He's more veterly and II. He might be mad over people being angerful over his no-show. Or whatever. But Blank's got a good shot, too. Almost The Main Event - Tag Team Title Contendership Match Wild and Dangerous vs. TKO (TORU Takahara and KOJI Kitano) Go TKO. Boo other guys. Jay Hawke and JJ Johnson vs. Todd Cortez and Manson I like Mr. OSITY, and Cortez is good, or whatever, so those guys. Marcus "The Mastermind" Ward vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu I don't know. Akira, for no reason in particular. The Bruises of Madison County - House Rules Match Jimmy the Doom vs. The Crimson Skull A tiny Swiss man will kill us both with roasted almonds. Opening Bout Haffy vs. Ced Ordonez Haffy, since Ordonez is made of leeches.

I, too, don't have any plans for Ashes. I contacted The Skull about an insanely stupid mini-angle thing, but he didn't seem too keen on it (Probably a very good thing), so, yeah. However, I'm not sure if I want to write another Blank v Doom match. Blork. So, yeah, there's a lanky, oddly dressed, very tough Doomtopian looking for a match. No fat chicks.

No, I'm not scared of quotation marks, I'm just wondering how a 'world wide poker champion' can't correctly format a link. Plus, I heard you play poker like a donkey.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't the real Bill Fillmaff. He's arrogant enough. As for Thoth? I'd think that with the Myers failure so recent, and the fact that Thoth pays attention to the fed once every nine months, it's unlikely to be Ted. Although some fresh rants would be appreciated.

Yo Fillmaff, the link to your site and song have quotation marks around them. That doesn't work and stuff.

The hell is a manitee? Is that like a mantis?

You are a rookie. In time, you'll learn to no-sell school like a champ. Just like I'm doing. Discussion questions that count a third of my mid-term grade? Pfft to you, college work!

Yeah, I'd forgotten about that site. I think Dace linked me once, but I'd since lost the address. It's pretty good, but, as you said, it's tough finding the specific move or whatever.

Why, are you pregnant?

Yes, Mags, I mentioned the Big Book, but that there are some things that aren't in there. Now, can someone explain what this 'punch' is. Does it involve pouring tasty liquid on a person?

D00ds, whut is 'punch' meen?

I've created mass dissention and in-fighting. Now is the time to strike as Kid Cools and take firm control of the entire federation. HAHAHAHA!

Jesus, are you guys still gloating about a no-show win how many weeks ago?

Because you don't have any stats up yet, Bill. Also, your Secret System really helped last night. I was playing some Texas Hold 'Em against my dad, who has a mustache, and he bluffed a lot, just like you said! People with facial hair really do bluff more than those without.

See, I always like the Convoluted Tag Match I sort of invented. Take one champ and three other guys, preferably two feuding with each other, and preferably the champ is face, two guys are heels, and other guy is face, but, once more, not a neccessary. Team champ and other guy together (Team A) versus two other guys (Team B). If someone on Team B pins champ, that person gets a title shot. If other guy on team A pins someone on team B, other guy wins title shot. If champ pins someone on Team B, champ picks who gets a shot. If other guy on team A is pinned, then you just pinned the wrong person, hippy.

For Blank (Unless I'm retardulated and don't know what an STO is myself): The two wrestlers stand in front, but slightly to the side of each other, almost like a Rock Bottom (Unless of course someone doesn't know what that is...). Attacker puts his near arm across the chest of the victim and puts his near leg behind the victim's near leg. The attacker then sweeps the victim's leg out while pushing forward, sending the victim to the mat. It's mostly a leverage type move (Or, it seems that way to me). Also, I suppose it doesn't have to be with an arm across the chest. Any way/where to push the victim's upperbody/torso should work. Edit: God damn you, Toxxic. I mean, huzzah for team workings or whatever the hell!

I keep thinking about doing some for the great old school IGNWF legends, like Stone Froze Jack Houston, but then I'm all like "Meh, who really cares about SFJH aside from myself?" but then I'm all like "But Stone Froze was awesome! Sorta..." MAYBE LATER STONE FROZE, AND THEN SOME OTHER COOL PEOPLE, LIKE EXPLODING CHICKEN AND THE GREAT GALATEA.

He wouldn't. But, still, I find it funny that little things slip in. It'd be like TORU asking for a spot of tea, guv'nor. Or whatever.

Roughly. Maddix is the title histories man, so you'd have to ask him for concrete numbers.

Kinda like W&D's PPV defense against Skull and Ghost Machine. You know (And I'm only doing this because I'm an ass), after they won on 6/27, Wild and Dangerous defended the belts like three times prior to losing it. Once was Spike and Zyon (Handicapped match), then Spike/Zyon again (The infamous fake audible match), then Ghost Skull. I could be wrong, though, but I don't think so. So, yeah, nothing of value in yet another of my posts! W00t.

True, but I don't know how often he would have used/heard the word 'bint' while growing up. Also, by that logic, Masked Man should have said "Pip, pip, cheerio" a lot more.

It's funny how Dakotan Maddix has British-isms slip into his vocabulary.

That picture symbolizes that Bill Fillmaff is a poker giant. And he's not a werewolf. But he's rich, and could probably buy the moon if he wanted to. Or something.

Well, I know that he's a Brit, so he probably doesn't have that option. But I do, so huzzah!