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Inactive sack of crap reporting to remain an inactive sack of crap! I might stage yet another horrible return if I get a working computer as I don't like having to use other people's, and also if Janus returns, so that we can be a tag team like Master Blaster in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (I'd of course be Andrea for it to work properly). "Who run SWF?" "Master Blaster run SWF!" Bitches.

FRIDAY Arizona State Colorado SATURDAY N.C. State East Carolina Kentucky Iowa State Mississippi Memphis Louisiana-Lafayette Florida State San Jose State Georgia Tech Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Nebraska/Colorado game? 47 Tiebreak #2: How many yards passing will Florida's Chris Leak have against Florida State? 167

Except Justice and Rule were thrown together as a punishment...

Everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. Etc.

Boo @ not enough Ardy.

No. Tag belts mean more room for salsa and sour cream.

If I had time to write, I'd team with someone. Like, were I a heel or he a face, a JJ/Doom team would be cool. Even got a name: Silent But Deadly. Since we don't talk. And we're a fart joke. I'll leave now.

In the absence of Muzz, I shall take his place: Fuck Jay Hawke for overtaking Fallout's record. Fallout was and still is the best writer to have ever existed.

I was going to say how I think tournaments like this are lame, as they usually give the world champion a huge rest period, but I figure I'll cut Judge some slacks. So, what size do you wear, any pattern you want, and in what color? I'm also not funny. Ever.

The Lonely Island Dudes rule. The Lonely Island Andy 'Ardy' Samberg is on SNL, and the other two, Kiv and Jorma are writers for the show, but the stuff they do together is awesome. Speaking of which, check out their pilot show that Fox decided not to pick up, Awesometown. Also, the newest creation by the Dudes, the Bing Bong Bros. latest hit, "Wait (You Guys)" is pure greatness. If you like "Wait (The Whisper Song)", you'll love "Wait (You Guys)" even more. Because it rules your face so hard.

Okay then.

I missed about the first hour of this episode, but I don't really care since I'm only watching now because of Ardy, and I thought he was decent on Weekend Update, and looked fairly sleazy for the Mustache Rides commercial that Sanz had to fuck up. This brings me to a question: What is Lorne Michaels doing in the photographs that Horatio has that allows him to keep a job on the show?

I do. G still hasn't killed Kurt Angle, or whatever his plan to eliminate any threats of getting her was.

I kind of want to get some Pitch Black II, but I can't find it in a diet version, and I'm not going to drink the sugar-ladden kind.

I don't think I'd ever try it, as I think it would make me die, but what about frying something in mayonnaise? Can it get any worse for a person's heart than that?

SATURDAY Missouri Maryland Virginia Tech Ball State Iowa Texas Tech Indiana Ohio State Oklahoma State Utah Washington Auburn East Carolina California Clemson Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Ohio State/Michigan game? 51 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Washington State's Jerome Harrison have against Washington? 123

So I lose, but I provide Buffalo with a win. That sucks.

Well, he never used it against Edwin in that epic Fire Pro match, so, bort.

I demand Edwin MacPhisto face off against Chris Benoit for the "Who Can No-Sell Better" title, and Thoth versus JJ Johnson for the "Who Is A Giant Loser and Has Crappy-Ass Finishers" crown.

Just wanted to add this to teke's SEC rivalry list: Auburn/Georgia is the longest-running rivalry in the SEC*. I would have thought it'd be Auburn/Alabama, but there was a stretch when they didn't play each other for I think forty years. * - This is just what the TV said numerous times this week. TV could be wrong. But I don't think it is. Also, I really hope Bama wins along with Auburn, so it leaves LSU with two losses in conference play, and then the Iron Bowl could decide the SEC West champion. And with that, I've got mixed feelings. On one hand, I'd love to see AU knock off undefeated Bama, but on the other hand, I'd like the Tide to run the table, but not get in the title game, just as even further evidence that the BCS is flawed. Or, whatever. Yeah.

I almost forgot: Musicology: Anything by Guy Lombardo Bridge. Even the songs featuring Crowe. Sorta.

I haven't clicked the link, but I think it's a game I played in school in like fourth grade or something. Also, Oregon Trail (And OT2) trumps it easily.

Due to Raynor apparently extremely liking Screamin' Jay Hawkins (Who could kick that British loser Screamin Lord Sutch's ass despite me having never heard anything by Sutch) song "Whistlin' Past the Graveyard", and also since there've been a fair few folk here that have showed me music (And other things) I really like, I figure there are enough people here with enough varied tastes (Well, kinda) that we should be able to recommend some good music, books, movies, and so forth to each other. Or whatever. Le bourte. Musicings: - Screamin' Jay Hawkins: "Whistlin' Past the Graveyard", "I Put a Spell on You", "There's Something Wrong With You" - Cab Calloway: Everything he ever did in the history of the universe. - MC Abdominal: "Abcapella", "I'm Good", "Vicious Battle Raps", "Slow and Deliberate", "The Hit Song" Bookulations: - Toby Young: "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People" - Ken Follet: Anything of his is good. - Tom Stoppard: "Arcadia", "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead". - Douglas Copeland: "Microserfs" Ambulatory images: - "Stalag 17" - "Scotland, PA" - "Rabbit-Proof Fence" - "Journey to the Center of the Earth" (I wouldn't be surprised if this was a MST3K movie, but, it's got a young Pat Boone, and a big weird Icelandic guy with a pet goose. So, basically, Frost) Descriptions/summaries available upon request. So, yeah. Tell us/me/whoever or something what you like. Or you know, the bus. THE BUS!

THURSDAY Fresno State SATURDAY North Carolina Mississippi Missouri Kansas State Boston College South Carolina Western Michigan Georgia Tech Alabama UAB Oregon State Iowa State Auburn Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Boise State/Fresno State game? 45 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Auburn's Kenny Irons have against Georgia? 125

I love Belushi's "Little Chocolate Donuts" commercial.