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Thanks for the feedbacks and such. It's just nifty to finally see this idea I've had for a while now take shape. I originally gave it to Supes for The Masked Man, but he kinda no-sold it, then mentioned it in passing to JJ, but even in doing so, it didn't seem to fit his character, and I'd just returned, so, here it is. And yes, "Bollywood" Santosh Jeevan is indeed a great name. Also, it's weird that Flesher_Plex has some of Tom's (The character) ass holish qualities, only he's far less eloquent. Finally, sorry, Muzz.

Yeah, sorry about that; Jay indicated to me that he might not be able to get something in for the show, but I can't write promos for shit, and couldn't come up with anything. Yeah. My phone company has gotten into the habit of sending me disconnection notices before the bills. So my net access this week was largely at work on breaks, and I'm not technically supposed to use work computers for fantasy wrestling. We're working on it though. That's good, you should get that policy changed.

Jimmy the Doom is fight! He with fight on anyone.

Then Jimmy will bring out the Doomtopian Crown, an award only citizens of Doomtopia are eligible to compete for. Not to mention that Lois the Unethical will smash everyone into bits. Also, DOOMOSITY will destroy everyone with eye lasers and unintelligible speaking.

Yes, because you didn't tell GM about it. I remember back in the IGNWF, I had a plan for Prime Evil to abduct me in the middle of a parking-lot brawl for the Hardcore Gamers title. I could have kept it from Grimedogg, and probably won with it, but I let him know before hand. I'm of the mind that anything important should be told to the opponent, either an injury to put your own wrestler away for a while, or a turn, or whatever. The SWF needs Rules of Discovery.

Yeah. If nothing else, GM could have fended off Cattle Prod McGee, or something similar.

You know, I have to ask Bruce something about his match: What the hell was with red mask guy? The rest of the match was good, though I was hoping for a QWERTY joke with the keyboard spot, but the ending was just a 'the hell?' moment for me, at least. I will now try to finish the rest of the show and post comments about the remaining matches and such.

w00t for Team DOOMOSITY! That Griffon/Cross match...I thought we had a strict do not rend your opponent limb from limb unless you are specifically told to do so, but I could be wrong on that, and I could have also misread the match. Because I'm teh stoopid. Yeah, I jobbed to The Crimson Skull. Why, you might ask? To keep Heff around, of course! Also, holy crap, I used Fugue (Or FOOG) as referee in my match and it actually won! As for that confusing promo, I don't know if I'll do all 90 parts, but it will help me to promo semi-often, as I typically don't. Just a way to make sure I submit something to every show, whether I'm booked or not. Now, on to shit I didn't write (Well, I didn't write the Griffon/Cross match, but...porcupines) It's Team Kibagami, even though I don't think I was around for Aidan Redmond. Too bad they don't have a Demolition-style tag team for the tourney. Of course, they'd just no-show, because it's Kibs. GRRR! Maddix amz beingz serious angsty man! I much enjoyed the commercials and promos I having been to read. I need to check out the rest of the show, and finish up with teh commentings.

Jimmy the Doom sits down heavily in a dim locker room, icepack strapped to his head. He flips open his laptop and starts typing away, the keyboard amplified tenfold for the benefit of the camera in the room, because if they were at a normal volume, nobody would be able to tell what Jimmy is doing. CLICK-CLICK-CLACK-CLACK-CLICK-CLACK-CLICK BOOP-BEEP-BOOP-DOOP-BEEP A web page loads, displaying the Smarks Wrestling Federation logo, and it's obvious that Doom is at the official SWF website. It's current and frequently updated to boot! CLICK! Doom heads on over to the SWF forums, apparently curious as to what the fans think about him and his superstar comrades. His Doomtopian eyes light up as his cursor hovers above a topic titled 'Jimmy the Doom'. What luck! Flesher_Plex writes: 'So, what do you guys think of Jimmy the Doom? I can't believe he actually came back. He fucking sucks. I was actually cheering for Magnifico in their match, that's how much I can't stand him.' MexicanPridePhil writes: 'Glad to have the support, even if it's only for one match, LOL. He is all gangly and awkward, though, like Stretch Armstrong or Gumby, only dumber and more useless.' ToxxixSox writes: 'Yeah, it's weird. I don't know why, but he just pisses me off. And he really needs to learn how to speak. I can never tell what he's saying. Plus, his wife or whatever is kinda ugly.' JayJayJay writes: 'Not to mention he looks like a complete jackass. A gay jackass.' Three_of_Clubs writes: 'If you want to get into gay shit, what about that flying hug thing he does? Total queerwad.' "Bollywood" Santosh Jeevan writes: 'I don't know, I think he's cool. I mean, he's tough, and he's a good martial artist and everything. He does dress kind of weird, but he's a good wrestler.' Flesher_Plex writes: ' "Bollywood" Santosh Jeevan writes: 'I don't know, I think he's cool. I mean, he's tough, and he's a good martial artist and everything. He does dress kind of weird, but he's a good wrestler.' STFU NOOB!' CuteThroat writes: 'Yeah, he is totally gross-looking. His beard and mustache are really creepy. And I agree with Flesher, I'd actually cheer guys like Magnifico and Maddix if they were against Jimmy.' "Bollywood" Santosh Jeevan writes: 'Screw you, Flesher_Plex! You asked my opinion, and I said it. Anyway, something weird happened. I googled Doomtopia, and nothing came up. Nothing on Wikipedia, and I can't find it on any globe.' JayJayJay writes: 'Pfft @ Jimmy being a good martial artist. I could totally kick his ass in a fight. Of course, he'd probably be trying to grab my ass, since he's obviously gayz0r.' Three_of_Clubs writes: 'And his entrance is so stupid! He's got the druids, and it seems like it's cool, but then that lame Benny Hill song comes on. And druids are retarded anyway.' SacredsDeadWife writes: 'And that stupid move of his with the name that he ripped off from Maddix. I did cheer when he landed on his head, though. Too bad he got up.' BlankSlate writes: 'And he's a stupid foreigner. I don't give a shit about his damn Doomtopian History or whatever the hell he was talking about. Why can't the SWF just have USA wrestlers?' ToxxixSox writes: 'SacredsDeadWife writes: I did cheer when he landed on his head, though. Too bad he got up.' Dude, don't joke about that stuff. Even if he is shitty, do you want another MacPhisto or Kibagami?' Flesher_Plex writes: 'WTF Bollywood, I thought I told you already, but I guess I'll have to repeat myself: STFU NOOB!' InsaneLuchasaurus writes: 'Uh, Sox, you do know who you're named after right? I mean, if you're talking about broken necks, you can't forget Justin Bowers.' "Bollywood" Santosh Jeevan writes: 'Man, fuck you, Flesher. I was just trying to add to the conversation, but you're being a dickhole. I'm going to report you to a mod.' Flesher_Plex writes: 'You mean you're going to have gay BUTT sex with your gay BUTT sex boyfriend Jimmy the Gay.' SacredsDeadWife writes: 'LOL! Man, Flesher, that was harsh, but it was hilarious, too!' Flesher_Plex writes: 'These kids got to know, though. You can't come in here and disagree with the Flesher_Plex, especially if you're have gay BUTT sex with other gay BUTT sex having people because you are a gay person, like this gay jackass is.' Boooop With that, Jimmy the Doom turns off his laptop and contemplates what's just happened: Nearly everybody hates him, and his one supporter is a gay homosexual that wishes to have gay BUTT sex with him. As the light from the screen fades, the camera zooms out, displaying a solitary tear rolling down his cheek. I open my eyes I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light I can't remember how I can't remember why I'm lyin' here tonight And I can't stand the pain And I can't make it go away No I can't stand the pain How could this happen to me? I've made my mistakes Got no where to run The night goes on As I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me? Everybody's screaming I try to make a sound but no one hears me I'm slipping off the edge I'm hanging by a thread I wanna start this over again So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered And I can't explain what happened And I can't erase the things that I've done No I can't How could this happen to me? I've made my mistakes Got no where to run The night goes on As I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me? I've made my mistakes Got no where to run The night goes on As I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me?

Damn, I wish I cared enough about the Grammys so I could have caught that.

In your pants? Also, holy crap, I suck for not yet having commented on this awesometacular Wes Davenport promo. It's awesometacular to the Xtreme!

At least Wilbon won't be able to rip on him about not going to games.

Firstly, I have ask IL about his prediction - are you pulling your own johnson, or Johnson's johnson? Either way, no need to inform us, you silly person. MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE BOUT, SUBMISSION MATCH El Luchadore Magnifico© vs JJ Johnson SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR: Wes Davenport Hmm. JJ to win via test of strength. SINGLES MATCH "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs Todd Cortez I'll say Cortez, unless some semi-crappy movie has been on TV, in which case, Windosaurus. No, wait, it should be Windadactyl. HARDCORE TITLE BOUT Bruce Blank© vs Ghost Machine 2.0 Ghosty Machiney 2.0y MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! The announcement is that Peters is going to be doing a collaboration album with Perfect Bo. SINGLES MATCH Laberinto vs "The Icon" Max King I'll go with teh King and his giant plastic head. CRUSIERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT, TRIPLE THREAT Zyon© vs Kevin Coyote vs Christian Fury Fury's not bad, but I can see Zyon retaining. Coyote gets jumped by Ebony pre-match and is never heard from again. SINGLES MATCH Amy Stephens vs Insane Luchador I'm going to go with Luchador, though Ms Toxxic isn't too bad. Dude, Amy Stephens should dress exactly like Toxxic, but just put a giant red bow on top of her head. SINGLES MATCH Jimmy the Doom vs The Crimson Skull The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers come down and kick our ass and sparks fly off our chest. Shit, I should totally write a match with sparks. None of you are allowed to steal that idea or I will kill you with a giraffe. OPENING BOUT SINGLES MATCH Archie Griffon vs Michael Cross Griffon and teh Fuvolution yayz.

1) Who are you, and what have you done this year? I ams teh GOdrea, a person who has been around back before we had our own board (Oh, yeah, I also made the first stats template, which should get me a life-time world title reign, since without me, you losers would be nothing, but, whatever..). This year, I wrote a rushed Clusterfuck match as Matt "Gay Cowboy" Myers and returned as Jimmy the Doom (The only character with more than one match to not have yet lost a world title match. Planning on changing that soon, though.) 2) What do you think of CC and their work at this time? CC seems to be good, despite a lack of Galatea. Honestly, though, we've come a long way from the days of Jayson Grant marking all the matches (Especially fun when Clusterfuck rolled around), and CC seems to be good about giving people what they want. Hopefully that translates to criticism/advice on matches, as it seemed that MVS had a strict no feedback policy. Then again, I haven't really been following this current incarnation for very long, but come on, it's got Rayn Man, Judgeums, and Zedzilla. 3) What do you think this fed's strongest suit is? Different styles/backgrounds so that most matches aren't the same regardless of writer. I think it's good to be able to tell a match's writer just by skimming it a bit (Not looking at the results). And this talk about 'only a certain style match gets a person to the upper echelon of the card' is pretty lamez0rs to me. I think that now, with some rookies and returning vets , there shouldn't be too many no-shows, as a rook isn't burned out too much, and a vet would only be back because he/she wants to write. 4) What do you think this fed's weakest suit is? That purple one with the yellow stripes. Seriously, though, probably the low rate of new members, but that doesn't seem to be the case right now. I guess also I miss a few stables or even a handful of tag teams running around, pranking each other and whatnot. 5) Do you have any suggestions for changes in how things are run? Let me mark my own matches. I deserve it. Also, I'd like to see a few more title defenses, though that might just be my old schoolery talking. I don't think it'd be a bad thing to temporarily de-activate a belt (Say, tag titles) if there isn't fresh competiton every few months. So, yeah, more tag teams. You selfish bastards. 6) Overall, do you like the direction the fed is headed in? Looks to be good, though if we could ever get a website that stays current for more than a few months would be nice. IN CONCLUSION, I AM A RAMBLING LOON AND HAVE NO IDEA AS TO WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. THANK YOU, AND MAY THE CUTTLEFISH BRING YOU MANY SMALL PIECES OF APPLE PIE AND DEAD EARS.

No, no, no. We use Exploding Chicken's interviewer, Emma Dumas. And she always has to inform the viewers who she is. "Emma Dumas reporting live" or "Emma Dumas here with ____"

What's a Belcourt?

Kid Cools is going to eat all of your hot dogs, then.

Matt "Tokyo X" Myers "I have to write a match?!" or as an interviewer "I have to ask questions?!"

Two things: 1. Randy is going to win because of the hot dog shorts. How can you bet against Oscar Meyer? 2. Whitehead has a big fucking head. Then again, it's hard to lose that pesky head weight.

Good promo, man. IL SMASH! And Joe is a cuckold. Were he married to his secretary.

She shouldn't, as she is travelling the globe, seeking out The Masked Man. She might be in Mongolia right now, I don't know.

Toxx, when Andrea originally came about, she too was looking for Zutroy, who I got rid of at some PPV via a knee injury or some such. It was all, "Hey, where has he gone to, that Zutroy? He is not here at all any more" and then Drea was all "I am beings look for teh Zutroy, he is my brothering." And then Divefire was all "I don't know where he am, but you can wrestlulate and looking at same time." Then I won the light heavyweight tournament, beating the likes of Spark, King of Hearts, and eXodus. And maybe Jamie Bjork. Or Kid Bjork, or whatever the hell name Jay Dawg was using then. But I totally won. To the maxxx.

Good job at stealing what I did with Andrea, Toxx. The Wes Davenport commercials were super awesome, but I was expecting Ace Lezaire to make an appearance in the Ricky McMasters movie. Overall, awesomeness to the eXtreme.

Hey there, Chris Fury. You were born today almost thirty years ago. Good job on that.

I'm surprised it's been so long since he's gotten one.