Angel_Grace_Blue

Toxxic, spell my name right, you limey hippy.

Seriously, Bruce? Engage in the act of coitus with yourself, or a cactus, whichever is more receptive to your advances.

I'm pretty sure the SWF had a region and everything on Nation States before, but we forgot about it, so it was deleted. This time, though, is maybe different. Crowe has set up the region of Galiland, because Galatea fucking rocks, so join up and shit. JJ joined the game, but he said that he's no-sold it already, and thus sucks. I'm a member of Galiland, though, and thus, rock. So, yeah.

I think Blank has dicks on the mind constantly, so he just assumed dicks were being discussed.

Is my calendar wrong, or is March 20th a Monday, not Saturday? Also, doesn't Friday-Monday seem kind of short? Then again, the word limits are low-ish. Bork! Edit: Uh, wouldn't Davis want to smash JJ's head, what with Sean's whole "DIE, FORMER REVOLUTION ZERO PEOPLE!" or is that mainly directed at Jennykins?

Early during his JL run, Axis shilled PepsiMAX a lot. So, there's that...

I shoved Skull and Heff in Calvinball, Sly.

Your face is a rocket ship.

So, what with Thoth Reports being done over Skype, I figured those that had it should post their names. Just think, Tom Flesher could actually be able to talk to you about his problems instead of just instant messaging you. Or whatever. GOdrea311 for me.

Not sure about coating every single inch in salt, but if I bake a potato myself, I put some salt (And oil) on the outside because I eat the entire potato.

Final count: 5182 or so. A large chunk of that was a research paper I wrote for my college world lit class. Huzzah me!

He'd probably say not enough ass sex. Also, you could write a match with Axis-Rommel, Muzz. Huzzah!

See, I was going to say what about that Mork Stofans guy. However, I've got another idea: Axis the Spirit Medium (Or something). He's Axis, but each show (Hell, each match), another soul takes control of his body. Give Einstein's view of the match. Or Harry Carey!

Half of Finch's strikes were either way outside, inside, or too high.

I'd also like to say this: Okay, we pick Pete's replacement, however, why not allow the guest booker to pick a guest commentator(s) for his/her show? More wacky fun.

Tom, just because Ash makes the water come out of your penis doesn't mean that anyone else has similar sentiments. Or genitals.

Oh no, controversy! Cepeda hits it to center, Taveras scoops it up and throws to second. Cepeda reaches base before the Dominican makes a tag, but, his foot comes off the bag, and it damn sure looked like he was tagged while not on the base. Called safe, and is still safe. DR 7 Cuba 1

But, many people forget that along with the no-pants thing, he was a poet, and he honestly seemed to know wrestlefications. He could hype the cruisers (I mean, he did have that cruiser tournament after all) and other things.

About that: 1. It started as an in-joke type thing. He was depicted as gay back when Galatea was still active. 2. Let's try not to rip off from the WWE as much as possible. Oh, and as for not knowing shit about anyone old school-ish, I (Or someone) could write up some descriptions of that character's general mannerisms and such. Also: Bring back Curry Man and NTD!

So, Tommy Lasorda just gave an interview in Spanish. With a few English words thrown in. I didn't understand most of it, but it was interesting.

My anti-picks, aka choices I'm against: 1. Myers - got to have some warm bodies to beat up 2. Riley - I don't see a heel/heel tandem working well. "That jerk sucks!" "He super sucks!" Contrast is key 3. Madrac - see Riley. Heel/heel = bad. Now, on to the other people: 1. Comet is a good pick, however, nobody is allowed to write him as saying 'citizens'. I will stab your face if you do. 2. Axis is a good one, too, and he could really help King go over the top in heelishness. With Cykes, they both can't be too extreme and stuff. 3. Edwin is kinda like Comet. He's over the top, which is nifty. However, he might have exploded storyline wise last time he was around. 4. Frost could work, maybe. As I've already said, he'd have to be a face, and Frost as a face is kind of like Axis: A little vanilla, but good for grounding peoples. 5. Annie could work. She has experience from the JL trio with Ejiro and Judge. 6. Ted Polack is an...interesting...idea. It'd be odd, though, to explain it, I think. "Hey, here's this guy with weird hair, and he won a prize where he gets to work with the SWF." 7. Ben Hardy is good, too. And, if he becomes the commentator, how about Nervous Sheep becoming the backstage interviewer? No? Fine...Exploding Chicken? Extreme Hound? Xtreme (He could hang out with Funyon. F/X represent!)? Mr. Galatea, then. He's awesome.

Ortiz crushes a solo homerun, 6-0 top of the 5th. Sadly, this now means that the Dominican Republic team has more hits than the Cuban team.

And Beltre gets plunked in the hip. The Cuban pitcher is deteriorating it seems. Thrown a few that, had the catcher not been playing well, would have been wild pitches, and then a balk to get Moises to 2nd. Edit: I don't know how many people are watching/can watch this game, so if you'd rather not have my crappy running commentary, let me know. To the max.

Shitty throw by the Cuban 3rd baseman, and it goes over the 1st baseman's head, so Tejada and Pujols score, Alou on first, two out.

Just turned on Deportes (Not sure why I've got it), and Tejada knocks in two with a double in the 3rd.