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Speaking of Stubby, that name of his was a little overboard, at least in my opinion. It'd be like you being The Mexican El Luchadore Magnifico from Mexico or something. "Hey, you think that guy's Mexican?" "Nah, probably just really tan."

Shit, what if it IS Stubby (Sort of like he's back from the grave, only not so much)? I mean, all of this guy's posts are in character and whatnot.

Thanks, Toxxic. Now I know the name of the band, and thus, the song, and go on not caring about either one of them. (Y)

GOdrea's Comments of Something Or Other: Opening Match - Haffy v Ordonez - Good match from a new writer, or should that be young lady in a pretty dress? Sorry, but that's the only definition I know of for debutant(e). - This may just be me, but I don't like seeing comparisons to other real wrestlers/federations. Promo - WC and Johnny Dangerous Don't Make Out - I'm shocked that they didn't, honestly. - Hey, look, it's a Fasaki that stayed around! Promo - Max King and his Fake/Pretend Girlfriend, Kelly Connelly - Broke his body? As in every bone, even those tiny ear bones? - "I'm going to kick your ass on the PPV five months from now! You better watch out for when that PPV rolls around!" Match Match - Kaibatsu v Ward - This was a very good match. Nice psychology, good storytelling. The Divine Wind really came out of nowhere. - I do have one complaint, though, and that is the match dragged a little bit, right after they got into the ring. But other than that, a fine match. Tag Match - Manson/Cortez v Johnson/Hawke - Kinda weird that the quickest guy in the stable is the enforcer. Also, I wonder if Jimmy the Doom were heel if he could join Cucaracha Internacional. Gotta have that...uh...what part of the world is Doomtopia in, anyway? - Hawke disrobing? Nekkid rasslin'! Yee haw! - You know, if I read each show all the way through instead of once every six months, I'd know why JJ might be angerful towars Todd. But, meh. - I remember one time I had a match against Manson, so I made up a bunch of things for people from Colorado to be called. Like Coloradish, Coloradio, Coloradian, etc. The match lost, though. - Everything is chagrined in this match. - Todd didn't tap out. He submitted by nodding. He nodded out. - This was a good match, even though with my complete lack of knowledge in regards to mat wrestling and the like, I was at a loss a few times. Promo - Bruce Blank is a Big Silly Goose - So three Spikes are mentioned in this promo. Or something. - And Bruce is racist to boot! Good for him, or you know, not. Tag Match - Wild and Dangerous v TKO - Bone-to-Bone, the most devastating finisher in the history of the IGNWF/SWF. - No, wait, it was called the Bone's Edge. - But, yeah, a very good match, and finally, after eight thousand promos and six years of waiting/teasing it, W&D is broken up. Promo - Johnny Dangerous is the Jerkiest Jerk that Ever Jerked - I like how Ben says, "Now just a second, Johnny Dangerous". In my mind, it's that voice people use to make you think they're talking to someone famous, but they really aren't. "Hey there, JOSEPH STALIN, what are you doing later today, JOSEPH STALIN?" - So WC went soft because he perhaps had regular sex with a woman? OH NOES! Johnny Dangerous can't have that happen! - Uh...yeah...ponies are like horsies, only smaller. Main Event - Blank v Jenkins - I know (Or, at least I think I know) it's the European-ish thing to use a decimal instead of a comma in thousands, millions, etc., but I still read it as 'fourteen point oh oh oh people'. Good thing it wasn't 14590 people. "How can you have fifty-nine percent of a person? - Glurgh, once more with the other fed references. I guess if you're going to use 'em, use the Oat Toast. - Who's Jesh? The Danish equivalent to Jebus? - Bruce is both a male and female cow? Weird. - This is just my preference, so, whatever, but I always seperate the dialogue. I never have two characters talking in the same paragraph. And stuff. - King doesn't smell an upset. He smells Bruce's musk. - Good match and such, though. Yayz. Other Match - Doom v Skull - THIS MATCH IS MADE OUT OF SAND AND TINY ACORNS AND ALSO PIECES OF A DEAD HOBO'S LIVER. THANK YOU. - Also, sorry to The Crimson Skull for this short and crappy match, but, meh. So, uh...yeah. Please note that pretty much all of my comments, if taken seriously, means you are not very smart. Thank you.

I HAVE MIS-READ THE CARD. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE MY MIS-READING HAS CAUSED.

Neither. Just my opinion of how I interpreted it.

No more Kid Cools from me for a while. He's in a sack filled with live and very hungry shrews. Edit: Also, Bill should have his first match be a dumpster match. He's very familiar with dumpster diving, if you've seen the EV episode of Secret System where he gets stuck in a dumpster.

I just wanted to add this thought: The edited description of the main event makes it sound like Jimmy is clinically retarded, and we're all going "Yay, he managed to get on the correct plane! What a special boy! Let's give Jimmy a match in the main event against the world champion! Yay Jimmy!" Or something. It gets a (Y) from me, anyway.

I know that, it's JJ, the silly Canuck. Hell, he said Poland was Scandinavian. Also: *marks for Hobgoblins song* That's one of my favorite episodes, but I guess I didn't recognize the scene with the old guy and Vlade.

Hopefully Haley Joel can reprise his role as 'Boy with AIDS'.

So I take it that it's still negative EV for you to have a girlfriend, huh? Also, if poker should be left to the MEN, what are you doing involved in the game? You a chip handler or something?

It's amazing that Outcast is now a sort of respected Current/Historical Events poster. And he's engaged or married and stuff. I predict he turns heel during the wedding and hits his fiance with a chair. Then his old music (Three Libras "A Perfect Circle" or vice versa since I've never heard of that group) hits and he cuts a forty minute promo.

Precursory note - You'll only really get this promo if you remember back to the old IGNWF days (So I guess that means Thoth, Zed, Munich, Mags, and maybe a few others) and Outcast's similar promos (Or maybe he only wrote one like this and memory isn't what it used to be, or something) -------------------- It’s brisk, perhaps chilly, but not quite cold. It is dark, though, and working on getting darker, if that’s possible. Jimmy the Doom and Lois the Unethical are leaving the Hilton Coliseum after another exhibition of SWF wrestling. As they make their way to a rental car in the nearly deserted parking lot, a shadowy figure stalks towards them, avoiding what little light is available. “Gimme all your dough,” commands a gruff voice. Jimmy turns around to see an average-sized man holding a knife in one hand. “Come on, hand over the money!” demands the mugger. Jimmy simply stares, as if pondering this. He slowly shakes his head. “No, I’m afraid not. I would like to keep my money, as I worked hard to earn it. Perhaps if you were offering a service, or selling a good...is that it? Maybe you’re selling that knife? Tell me the price, and if it’s reasonable, I might consider making a purchase,” Jimmy says. “What the hell are you talking about? Just give me your money!” shouts the man. “I don’t know...if I gave you all of my money, I wouldn’t be able to buy any food later tonight, and I am hungry. Are you hungry, too? Is that it? Maybe I could donate a few dollars, or what about a ride? Need a lift somewhere?” Jimmy asks. “I don’t need a fucking ride, you fucking idiot! Just hand over the money!” “Hmm, no I do not think such an action would be in my best interest,” Jimmy replies. “This ain’t about your best interest, it’s about you getting robbed!” “I surely don’t want that to happen. But, I don’t think I can afford to give you any money right now. How about you tell me your name, and in a few weeks, once I’ve got a bit more to spare, I’ll write you a check? Would that work?” Jimmy asks. “What is fucking wrong with you?!” the man screams. “Just hand over your goddamned wallet or the bitch gets killed!” “I really don’t want that. Her death would bring great sorrow to my life, as I love her dearly.” “Then just give me your money!” the man yells, exasperated. “That’s the thing, though, I really can’t,” Jimmy says. “Then she’s going to die!” The mugger makes a move towards Lois, but Jimmy lunges, and deflects the knife away with his forehead. Clank! The man goes for another stab, but Jimmy deftly knocks the knife out of the way with his head. Clang! "Fuck you, then!" the mugger shouts. He whips his arm back and hurls the knife, but Jimmy dives and headbutts the blade to the ground. Clang! "I think perhaps you should go now. I'm not ordering you, or anything, but it might be in your better interests if you were to leave," Jimmy says. "You're fucking crazy, man, I'm outta here!" the robber exclaims. Not even bothering to pick up his knife, the man turns around and flees. “Those American kids...I rememberr the first time someone tried to mug me in Doomopolis, I must have been about six. Good times,” Jimmy reminisces before getting into his car with Lois and driving off. I'm so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave 'Cause your presence still lingers here And it won't leave me alone These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have All of me You used to captivate me By your resonating life Now I'm bound by the life you've left behind Your face it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone But though you're still with me I've been alone all along

That's not Vlade Divac! Looks like that one guy, who did the stuff, back during the war in Turkey. Or something.

And I'd written so many matches against you (And Storm, or with you or him as the guest ref) that by the time the big PPV 4-way ladder match with Cheese, Storm, you, and me, I was burnt out. It was like "And Magnifico does his eighty-fifth Mexican Pride Press while Chris Storm does the Incoming Storm" or whatever. So, yeah... Hey, Raynor, I'll save my wish for now, unless I can use that one wish to wish for a lot more wishes.

I guess they don't teach history in Utah. Also, JJ, Franz was Archduke of the Austrian-Hungarian Empire, if I'm not mistaken (Which I most likely am). Or something. Been a while, though. Edit: This may be the only time I'm involved in a head explosion where I wasn't trying to accomplish that (My flame war with Thor, on the other hand, was purely done for exploding heads).

RaynMan doesn't know how WW1 started? Or is he confused by Vlade? The world may never know! Unless he tells us.

I did turn in a match, you know. Unless the PM got messed up on its way to MVS. Hmm, bort, or whatever. Also, yeah, that is odd, Mags. Remember when we traded the LHW title over a few weeks? Good times.

I'd fucking watch that show every day and buy each season's DVD.

What the hell? First off, a worldwide poker champion doesn't have to care about HTML and PHP and PSP. I get people to do that for me. Rest assured the appropriate people have been fired. So then... how DARE you call Bill Fillmaff a donkey! The only time I EVER lose is to bad beats. These people limp in with 10-7 suited and catch a straight flush. If ANYONE is a donkey, it's either these idiots who don't know what they're doing, or you stupid SWF'ers who are scared of a WORLDWIDE POKER CHAMPION. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So, are you going to continue your trend of coming in second place in two-player/wrestler tournaments/matches here in the SWF? Of course, we all know that second place is just a fancy way of saying first loser. Try not to get disqualified by urinating on the ring, Willy.

Isn't he dead? Or did he have a music career before being shot by that Serb?

Figured since there wasn't a predictions thread up already, and there's really nothing going on at the moment, I'd make this thread. And stuff. Yeah... The Main Event "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Bruce Blank Merg...I'll go with Jennykins if only because A. He's more veterly and II. He might be mad over people being angerful over his no-show. Or whatever. But Blank's got a good shot, too. Almost The Main Event - Tag Team Title Contendership Match Wild and Dangerous vs. TKO (TORU Takahara and KOJI Kitano) Go TKO. Boo other guys. Jay Hawke and JJ Johnson vs. Todd Cortez and Manson I like Mr. OSITY, and Cortez is good, or whatever, so those guys. Marcus "The Mastermind" Ward vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu I don't know. Akira, for no reason in particular. The Bruises of Madison County - House Rules Match Jimmy the Doom vs. The Crimson Skull A tiny Swiss man will kill us both with roasted almonds. Opening Bout Haffy vs. Ced Ordonez Haffy, since Ordonez is made of leeches.

I, too, don't have any plans for Ashes. I contacted The Skull about an insanely stupid mini-angle thing, but he didn't seem too keen on it (Probably a very good thing), so, yeah. However, I'm not sure if I want to write another Blank v Doom match. Blork. So, yeah, there's a lanky, oddly dressed, very tough Doomtopian looking for a match. No fat chicks.

No, I'm not scared of quotation marks, I'm just wondering how a 'world wide poker champion' can't correctly format a link. Plus, I heard you play poker like a donkey.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't the real Bill Fillmaff. He's arrogant enough. As for Thoth? I'd think that with the Myers failure so recent, and the fact that Thoth pays attention to the fed once every nine months, it's unlikely to be Ted. Although some fresh rants would be appreciated.