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Nobody steals Kid Cools from me! NOBODY, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! MUNCH, MUNCH! KID COASL IS IN TEH PRAKING LTO AETNIG A HWOT DGO! KID COASL: MUNCH! MUNCH! HET DAG: NO, KUD CLOOS, DENT ATE ME! KID CULLS: MUNCH! MUNCH!

111. Thoth's Something Awful Signature 112. "I'm learning so much!" 113. We push our international and lightweight wrestlers, despite the fact that a good portion of the former are fake.

THURSDAY Utah FRIDAY UTEP SATURDAY Oregon State West Virginia Mississippi Air Force Notre Dame Oklahoma Alabama Kent State Middle Tennessee State Wisconsin North Texas Oregon Florida State Tennessee Clemson Tulane Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Houston/UTEP game? 66 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Utah's Quinton Ganther have against TCU? 123

Typically, if you've already had a tour of duty (And you had a decent-length one), just post the stats in the new thread. However, some people (Myself included) are stupid and need confirmation of just about everything and re-submit the application.

Come on USM, kick 'Bama in the teeth. Partly because I lived in Hattiesburg, and partly because I now live in Auburn. Plus, I went to school with one of Jeff Bower's daughters.

Come on Middle Tennessee Edit: FUCK

That's different in ways I don't have to explain to you.

Muzz is too cool for school, and also this list.

Screw the SWF! I'll make my own wrestling federation. With blackjack, and hookers! In fact, forget the wrestling federation.

Actually, two words: Gigantic dicks

Just use signal flags. Or morse code.

96. Neilsen of the Motherfucking Jungle

No

Not you, Spike, the first Spike. The one with NTD.

84. CLANG! 85. ML Dance-Off 86. ML in general (ML PRIDE, MOTHERBITCHES!) 87. The rants (Especially Spike's initial one)

I forgot about Xstasy as eXodus. Or eXcalibur, or whatever.

79. The craziest person in the fed (Me) helped start it all by making up a set of stats.

Nifty. My dad coached the USM (Southern Mississippi) team for a bit.

Go rugby! Even though the US stinks something awful at it! Also, bad pitches = homefield advantage. Our players knew where the gopher holes were and thus, avoided them.

Oh, yeah. The Masked Man wore a mask. Obviously. Also, dude, we've had two Mexican/lucha-ish wrestlers in the whole history of the fed. El Luchadore Magnifico (And he's a silly man that added an 'e' to the end of luchador for some unknown reason) and El Loco Hombre who sucked. To Bo: It shouldn't matter if we think you should come back. I mean, I thought Chris Wilson was a loser, but I wasn't about to tell him to never write for the fed again. Do whatever you want.

Yay Kibs! Also: Yay total no-selling of Thor's birthday! But more importantly, yay Kibs!

Jeez, JJ. How many times must I say it? He was Canadian, and therefore, does not count. Edit: And how can the subtitle of this promo be "For all of ya, I've made up my mind!" when Bo hasn't?

Comet had a mask, and Fallout had facepaint, but I think that's about it.

71. "Agony of Defeat on the duck pond!"

60. Double No-Show matches