Sandman9000

I don't remember what my first avatar was either, but I'm 99.9% sure it had something to do with CZW.

This the reason backyard wrestling gets a bad name.

#5. Kinda fits, but those things are worded so vaguely that they can apply to just about anybody.

NY Yankees. Seattle Supersonics. Michigan Wolverines. Green Bay Packers (kinda).

http://whacks.bizland.com Check the ROH section for a clip of Punk doing the Pepsi Plunge. As for the text, take the "and I'm better than you," and put it last, after the alcohol free and drug free comments. Other than that, good work.

Calm down there Wilt.

If this was real I'd break down the door and steal the stereo. Damned puzzles.

Exactly where on the bed do you have to click to find this damn battery?

When I actually do my show. But hey, how often does you team pull out a 3 OT victory, followed by storming the court? You gotta celebrate that shit. XxX style, of course.

Well, you've got the starpower (Daniels, Nicho), the up-and-comers that people have heard of (Walters, Aries), and the people who can make a name for themselves with a performance (everyone else). Should be decent. Walters over Daniels.

MY show: http://www.elon.edu/wsoe/iWSOE/webcast.htm Sunday, midnight-2. Heavy metal.

1.) Power & Glory (Paul Roma & Hercules) 3.) Demolition (Ax & Smash) 5.) The Dudley Boyz (D-Von & Bubba Ray) 8.) The Road Warriors/Legion of Doom (Hawk & Animal) 9.) The Steiner Brothers (Scott & Rick) 11.) Americas Most Wanted (Chris Harris & James Storm) 13.) The Outsiders (Scott Hall & Kevin Nash) 16.) Money Inc. (Ted DiBiase & IRS) 17.) The Brainbusters (Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard) 20.) The Collossal Connection (Andre the Giant & Haku) 21.) The Eliminators (Perry Saturn & John Kronus) 23.) The Headshrinkers (Ekmo & Fatu) 26.) The Quebecers (Jean-Pierre & Jacque Rougeau) 27.) The British Bulldogs (Dynamite Kid & Davey Boy Smith) 29.) The Headbangers (Mosh & Thrasher) 31.) The Hart Foundation (Jim Neidhart & Bret Hart)

That's not where I left his remains at all. Someone needs to double check their facts.

Happy Badger says axe his ass.

Whoomp. There it is.

Hate to ask, but who would take over as the residential moron if MoleSlayer was banned? You.

I don't see the purpose of suspensions. The rules are there; you fuck up, you're gone. That simple.

I think he said it was Johnny Damon. Nice of Johnny Damon to unthaw for the regular season.

He's off fulfilling 50% of George Carlin's prayers.

I was digging your post until you ended it by quoting the shirt that Tom Metzger wore at AryanFest. And I doubt that it's a sugar pill or placebo, the FDA wouldn't let them sell it if it were ... to steal from the webpage's Q&A: Q: What are Chaser hangover pills made of? A: Chaser is a patent-pending formula of activated calcium carbonate and vegetable carbon (activated charcoal). Calcium carbonate is the active ingredient in most calcium supplements and antacids. Vegetable carbon has been used for centuries to absorb toxins and is still used in hospitals today. Both ingredients are Generally Recognized As Safe (GRAS) by the FDA. Q: How does Chaser hangover prevention work? A: Chaser absorbs the elements in beer, wine and spirits that cause hangovers. These elements, called congeners, are the byproducts of the fermentation process that gives alcoholic beverages flavor, aroma and color. When released into your bloodstream, congeners cause a reaction leading to inflammation and pain. In other words, a hangover. Chaser attracts and absorbs congeners, keeping them in your digestive tract where they are harmless. Of course, having said (and copied and pasted) all that, I don't see me trying the shit anytime soon. The occasional hangovers that I get aren't bad enough to try something that's considered kind-of safe. (and Squirtle!, getting hangovers comes with getting older, not from being a pussy. I've suffered from more hangovers in the last 2 years or so than I did from the ages 18-28.) I'm refering to the vast majority of people/dumbasses around here. And hell, I've said that line long before some racist wore it as a t-shirt.

In addition, Bubba The Love Sponge was pulled from Clear Channel stations today. These guys won't jump to satellite radio unless the money is obscene, simply because satellite doesn't have the audience (and ad revenue) that over-the-air stations have now. Another media company will pick these guys up in a heartbeat if Clear Channel doesn't want them.

BITCHES, COME OVER HERE AND SHOW COLT CABANA YOUR TITTIES! On a serious note, here's to CM Punk kicking this little shithead out of wrestling forever sometime in the near future. Hopefully at the 3/13 ROH show, where if this stuff happens, it'll be Teddy getting the boot. Most likely a Samoa Joe boot.

Punk, sometime in the near future.

I'm seconding the "Summer Girls" nomination. Pure, unadulaterated bullshit. Even worse, earlier this year, that song came up for whatever stupid reason on the TV or some dumb shit, and this ignorant as fuck airhead blonde next to me squeals and says "I love that song! It's such a great song!" I had to be restrained from cracking her empty little skull. Morale of this story? Most music sucks and sorority bitches are trippin'.

The only way I'd go to a Prince show is if he'd make me pancakes afterwards.