Sandman9000

Yeah, took longer then I planned, due to the board crash and no longer post-whoring in the OAOAST. But ah well, it's time for everyone's favorite regular board occurance, aside from moronic posts from Mario.

They need someone who can get an out. They'd work Mussina in 6, and Clemens in 7. Gotta go to NHB and make 5000th post...

Finally this shit is over. Get Triple-A Jose out of there.

Hammond up in the pen. Get Triple-A Jose the FUCK out of there and put in someone who can get an out. Odds are Pettitte will be in before the fourth inning.

Penny 2 RBI single. Put in Weaver, let him pitch the rest of the game as punishment for last night, and load up the plane for the Bronx.

Stuff like "look out" is fairly international. And thanks for nothing Triple-A Jose.

And now Triple-A Jose can't find the goddamn strike zone. Can we just fast forward to Game 6 and see if the Yanks can take 2 in the Bronx?

Speaking of fucking up, 4-pitch walk from Triple-A to Lowell.

Yanks pen, whether it's just Triple-A Jose or some combo, needs to work 6, and then let Rivera work two innings, under the assumption they have the lead, of course. I'm doubting it, though.

Hate to tell you Mik, but after last night's debacle, Jeff Weaver and his head decided to get a divorce, encouraged by my axe. Sorry bud.

It's either work the bullpen time, or else Torre works Pettitte and fucks his whole rotation up. Goddammit Wells. NY needed to go back with a lead, not down 3-2, knowing that they'll face Beckett again in this series.

Delucci up, so Wells is out of the game. Beautiful. Just fucking beautiful.

Oh shit, what the fuck happened to Wells?

Why was Triple-A Jose warming up there...?

Wells looking go so far; I'd feel more confident if he took a couple shots between innings here.

Damn good play by Jeter.

1-0 Yanks. Let's see how under the influence Wells is. He needs to be blackout drunk tonight.

Let's hear it for bunt defense.

Good start for the Yanks.

OH FUCKING CHRIST, YANNI IS PLAYING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!

Same, plus the Bruce Lee two pack.

Put it off until April. Hogan's not going to be back that soon, and this will give TNA time to develop a solid plan for promoting their big show. Plus, it's entering the Weeeeeeeeeeeee's dead period, where TNA will be able to attract more attention vs. trying to fight the big shows.

I finally got my CHOOSE DEATH shirt, so I'll be going as Necro Butcher.

Or else Dr. Tom will take the 16 year-old hoochie out of his avatar and put Rosie O'Donnell in there.

Weaver was supposed to be on the post-season roster to pitch in the event the Yanks were getting blown out. Not to be pitching in extra innings. Unless the Yanks do get blown out, we won't see Weaver in a pinstripes uniform again. And if the Marlins do beat the Yanks for the title, I'm blaming the loss square on Jeff Weaver.