Art Sandusky

Okay, it's becoming more and more apparent why you consider smoking out with your girlfriend's parents to be normal.

Roomies was like, you know, a show-show. I should add that this would be pretty much a Real World kinda thing, minus the script.

Iggy's right about Tennessee, but forgets they always play at the level of their opponents. A perfect schedule would be top 10 teams all year.

(music hits) It's time to shine, baby. Time to show why this season's gonna have an asterisk on it. Bring it on, I'll stomp that chomp. THURSDAY Utah at TCU FRIDAY Houston at UTEP SATURDAY Oregon State at Louisville West Virginia at Maryland Mississippi at Vanderbilt Wyoming at Air Force Michigan State at Notre Dame Oklahoma at UCLA Alabama at South Carolina Miami of Ohio at Kent State Akron at Middle Tennessee State Wisconsin at North Carolina Tulsa at North Texas Fresno State at Oregon Florida State at Boston College Tennessee at Florida Miami at Clemson Mississippi State at Tulane Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Houston/UTEP game? 45 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Utah's Quinton Ganther have against TCU? 84 Picking against my Vols, and I hope I'm wrong!

He thinks I saved his number? I don't save many numbers, man.

"Lies! Scurrilous lies! Those were... LOOTERS posing as rescuers! LOOTERS BAD! So now we'll talk about race being a factor and continuously say 'looters' instead of, say, 'black people.' What's this about those whores who wanted to show their cans?"

Next week is gonna be Armageddon down in The Swamp. Forget about the National considerations here. Georgia's a serious dark horse for SEC champion and looks poised to have a year like 2002 if they can get past LSU, which I think they can. First year in a while where I've rooted for Oklahoma over Texas. Adrian Peterson is sensational, and Texas will get diced to bits if Oklahoma can stop trying to go downfield so much with a quarterback who isn't capable of those big-time throws. Bring on the anti-Irish wave, like in 2001 when they got as high as #3 and then lost to the cheers of the nation. This year they're more than a paper tiger feeding off of prestige. Top 10 by the end of the season, yo.

And supper ain't dinner.

"Political activist, eh? Yeah! What's the last thing you blew up?" "Uh, I blew up a rubber johnny actually, in the union bar! It was hilarious, everyone thought so."

What the hell.

I had a beard until yesterday. Oh well. I don't miss it, or all that hair.

We need the Laz picture or something right now.

Correct!

The SUPREME COURT was deciding cases about GOLF?!

Okay, so people want to shout down someone who is trying to get questions answered that can prevent this from happening again just because he happens to be Michael Moore. Okay then. http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/commo...5e12377,00.html This is the same story that the news sites in America ran initially. But later, the event was now gunmen (Scarborough freely called them "looters," as he did people who he thought shot down the helicopter) who fired on contractors, who were then killed by police: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/04/katrina.impact/index.html How can you fuck up a story to that degree where you manage to omit the entire supposed inciting action?

He's right, man. You'd write it like that for effect.

Czech's a white dude in the midwest. He doesn't have the same sensibilities. Not good or bad, just recognize that the dude's coming from that standpoint. Yeesh.

You've actually clarified my own feelings on the matter for me. Thanks a lot, really.

I'm jazzed for the game tomorrow night. That'll really show me that football's back, to see Miami and Florida State in a nationally televised game. That and when Tennessee plays Florida.

Well shit, at least the guy's combed over laws and whatnot for years, so who cares? Dude knows what he's doing.

Ah. See, I like big government, but not in the manner it's conducted right now.

It'll be a relief here in Charleston, where development is rampant and living in the lower downtown area is reserved for people in dorms and those who can afford an arm and a leg.

Christ, can't we just nominate someone who's a fair, qualified dude and not worry about political jostlings?

His point was semi-right (the society as a whole is unfortunately still leery of them), but his eloquence and timing need work. **

I agree with this totally. Too many cooks spoil the broth, but I'm not favoring any kind of further bundling. I'd like to see the Homeland Security department get shitcanned, it's rather pointless to establish when it isn't really doing anything new. Just find the most efficient way to work the current system and do it. The Europeans and Asians are getting this right, and it's another way in which we're lagging behind the rest of the world, using 20th Century solutions for 21st Century problems.