Art Sandusky

"TGIF Gimmickers." I smell a team forming.

I meant the whole album, but okay.

That advert with the breast feeding made me piss myself almost. For some reason, I didn't notice the "RESIDENT EVIL 4" above it.

Go Revolution!

We've had the Scary Movie series and Kung Pow over the last several years. Spoofs can't be made too often.

"Back off man, I'm a scientist." "I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whoop E.T.'s ass, that's all."

I thought that Valiant movie was coming out in a couple of weeks, since I only saw an advert for it on Wednesday. Didn't pay attention to the date, I guess.

I'm not as optimistic as Anklelock. I see two, possibly three losses this year.

I don't see him as much as when he was super active, but I knew he was still here. A pleasant surprise to see.

"Serious-ass impact."

Chumbawumba. My co-workers told me my assertion that Tubthumper was tragically underrated was correct in that their level of suckiness was actually higher than perceived. I can say with confidence that I'm right and all of them are wrong wrong wrong. Half of the restaurant is made up of people in various jam bands. I mean, come on.

Yeah, something being awful has never stopped people from paying for it voluntarily.

Yeah, I've been calling that commercial band a Gwar ripoff. Slipknot never entered my head. Wouldn't they need to be wearing orange jumpsuits to be stealing their schtick anyway?

That explains a lot. I was trying to figure out who the fuck Culloden Hastings was, since the dude had an assload of posts. I thought it was JOTW until I saw him posting also.

Not if you called it a wrestling board instead of just a board. I omit the wrestling part should I end up referring to it somehow in daily life.

Your sig is too fuckin' big anyway. Change it.

I'm not even much of a hockey fan, but I'm pretty jacked for the new rules. It just might successfully finish its invasion of the rest of the US outside of the midwest and northeast.

Ranking Tennessee that high makes me nervous.

Did that last picture make anyone else's nose feel funny for a second?

Mario looks happy thanks to his moustache. Shame he's dying there. Take it like a man, Mario.

Do they know they're part of your new gimmick, because if they don't they might not be friends for very long. Then again, I'm just bitter I don't have a digital camera.

Naw!

Mole hasn't told us who any of these girls are. Lip gloss is so annoying.

I'm just pissed that this has turned into another left/right battleground. These fucking nutso partisans all treat everything as if it's part of a domino effect or something. "Traitor!" "Grieving mother!" "Traitor!" "Grieving mother!" Christ people, just let her chill out there on her own like she was already doing. You think the left would recognize the power of a single person protesting peacefully instead of sending people down there and blowing this up into a collective demonstration against the President. There's a reason the image of the single guy standing in front of the line of tanks at Tiannenmen Square is shown so much. Also, you'd expect the right to go ahead and let the liberals turn this into a circus on their own while attacking those who are REALLY in the wrong here, the people exploiting this for more anti-administration fodder. I'm pretty much disgusted by everyone except the mother herself on this one.

^^ Correct. Did anyone read that Raw recap link earlier from the last month of the Invasion where it went from simply bad to some of the worst shit ever? Holy fuck, the first month of the storyline was actually pretty fucking awesome in retrospect.