Art Sandusky

The Giants must've won their division that year somehow because there's no way a 7-9 team ever made the playoffs in the NFL as a wild card. Wouldn't it be statistically impossible? I enjoy college more than pro, but it's more because there's SO MUCH MORE of it, plus it's got a fifty year head start on the NFL in terms of establishing traditions and regional attributes, something the NFL lacks for the most part. It's also much more chaotic (how many times in the last five years have NFL fans rushed the field and ripped down the goalposts after a massive win?) but upsets still seem bigger. When you think about it, college football is the shit that causes brawls in the parking lots of bars in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, while the pros (minus the Cowboys, Panthers, and Redskins) are left for yuppies to argue about in big city "pubs" while drinking their $8 whatever-meisters.

I want Iowa/Ohio State, dammit. At least I get that coveted GT-VT game.

They don't look alike at all, whitey.

I felt wrestling blew in the mid-90s without any kind of smark knowledge outside of "it's fake." Last time I really liked it before Austin came along was up until Bret lost to Diesel.

Everyone needs to stop saying "Cat" this and "Cat" that. You're not all meterologists now and unless you've been down in this region for a while, please stop. Global Warming people need to shut up too. We've had periods like this before. Those of us who cared to know about these things before they levelled a city of a million and used to watch The Weather Channel for information because the networks didn't care are being forced to dispel a lot of beliefs people have thanks to the oversimplification that all this mainstream coverage is presenting. This shit is all way more complicated than five levels, 5mph increments, and wave heights. And I can't stand Rita Cosby. At ALL.

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Ended up sleeping up until I went into work, so I missed out on Thursday. Ah well. Woulda picked Utah anyway. Penn State at Northwestern Purdue at Minnesota North Carolina at N.C. State Iowa at Ohio State Boston College at Clemson Wyoming at Mississippi Western Michigan at Temple Georgia Tech at Virginia Tech Nevada at Colorado State Michigan at Wisconsin Memphis at Tulsa USC at Oregon Tennessee at LSU Tulane at SMU Tiebreak #2: How many total yards will Virginia Tech's Marcus Vick have against Georgia Tech? 325

Tennessee's defense needs to keep up the intensity, make themselves the model teams will watch on how to stop Leak. The stiffening since the first quarter has been superb. Another great day of football! It'd be perfect if USC lost to Arkansas.

Yo Phil, you're not Jim Tressel. You know better than this.

WHY IS CLAUSEN IN THERE

Tennessee's defense comes up huge, despite some penalties. Ainge'll have a little over a minute to get them down the field and put some points up on a tired Florida defense before the Gators get the ball back after the half. This is an awesome game already.

Hey, this week was a hiccup against an impressive Michigan State team. I stick by my belief they'll be top 10 at season's end.

Ol' Urban's up against a coaching deity right now. The next few years are most ripe for Tennessee, I feel. Fulmer's hitting a huge coaching groove. Get used to it, this is how we do football down here. First down after first down on the ground. I don't see Rick Clausen being considered for starter again. HUGE GAIN INSIDE THE FLORIDA 10! FIRST AND GOAL!

Does anyone else look at their picks and realize they're a simpering moron?

I think Florida is tremendously good, by the way. Seriously a low top 10 team. Tennessee is just #5 or #6 right now.

RUN FOR COVER MOTHERFUCKERS THE GOOD ERIK AINGE SHOWED UP

Cream? Not white? Eww.

When smarks say beaucoup, the terrorists win just a little bit more. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The terrorists won already, man. Yeesh.

Don't forget repeat champs. That mid-90s Nebraska team was badass. I'm saying Florida wins, but only by 5 or more.

If Peterson doesn't play on Saturday, OU loses. He's their sole rallying point in these turbulent first few games.

How can there be an exclamation point on the end of that episode title? You don't just wake up and find your child lying in their bed and unable to function because they've become morbidly obese.

After realizing how accurate AoO's snippet probably would be, we'd just call it The Young Ones and the criminally ignored original show would get beaucoup press. Two birds with one stone!

What the fuck, dudes.

Oh, you're right. I'd have them #12 or #13 myself. If we played uniformly then I'd totally give more credit.