Art Sandusky

I'm 70% sure that's the way to do it. The other 30% got shouted down and hit with a whiskey bottle before the 70% dragged it down the street and pissed on it in an alley.

I had my phone number on my away message. I thought it was implied. Geez, pick up on the signs man. How'd you ever get a girlfriend?

Wait. Holy crap, I just realized how big this is. (cowers in fear)

Hey Dames, can I PM you with my list for your Order 66 to be executed with five minutes left in your ownership.

They're making me concentrate way too much on what games are on what networks these days.

John Madden's doing Sunday Nights at NBC. I dunno who the play-by-play dude'll be.

The advertised main event on TV is Batista/Hassan(!). I hope they do that, because I want to see a SOUTHERN WRESTLING CROWD ON PCP~ totally despise the guy. I just wanna see the dead Undertaker. Any time I've seen him live, he was BikerTaker. He either didn't appear or was injured otherwise.

The pictures of Undertaker's childhood are priceless markdom.

WCW made drug dealers millionaires. This shit would be hilarious to watch.

At least he'll be in OVW while Heyman's there, Lesnar would actually benefit from it even if he was 100% ready to go.

Conan's gonna have to lay off the crank when he takes over the Tonight Show. The Late Late Show needs to be what it was when Tom Snyder did it.

That post ruled.

I always go over to my father's for MNF, so that's what I'll watch live. I'll still tape Raw every week and watch it when I get home, like I do now if I have to work on a Monday night.

You showed them! I'm going to a Smackdown house show on the 29th of August. I have no idea why I'm going, I don't even watch Smackdown.

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Man, I'mma SHOCK YA ALL, especially you, Mr. Teke.

Poor Al Michaels. He just can't catch a break. At least Madden talks like an 80 year old pothead when he analayzes stuff. That's annoying, but easy to handle.

It's CNN's MSNBC. Who will create the Fox News one?

Man, my tastes are so out of line with moviegoers. I wanna see The Island, man. Even in the face of bad reviews or whatever.

Anything I've seen also said the dude ran onto the train instead of trying to escape to the street or somewhere open.

Soooooo... how many of you actually watched it all the way through? EDIT- And towards the last post: http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/hijackers.html

I didn't have a hangover, and didn't puke either. I was also drunk that night to the degree that I was dragged halfway across the house by my arm because I couldn't get up and needed to go to wherever I was crashing for the night. It was a blast though. I'd say the thing that put me down to that point was the seventh Vodka shot (I don't drink very often at all and hadn't been drunk for four months before that), as well as the beer that ended up in my mouth while I got attacked by my friends, who all shook up their beer cans and opened them in my direction, like they were champagne bottles after the Super Bowl or something. I smelled awful.

I have a hard-ass time sleeping every night too. I need to take four Benadryls before I go to bed, or I won't have a prayer of falling asleep. Even then, nothing is guaranteed and I often won't even be fazed by it. I refuse to take any more pills (four is kinda pushing it and can sometimes knock me out to the point I can't hear my alarm), so I smoke a little late at night whenever I'd like to start winding down.

Holy crap, I called them apologists. That's not what I meant at all. I meant "FM-supporting morons."

I'm also always gone for a few days when this stuff happened. I certainly hope the FM apologists can finally admit I was right about the dude like, a year ago.