Art Sandusky

A day and a half is plenty of time to train and polish my new tire iron so's I can crack some skulls.

I'mma start working too.

I've got backup, muthafucka.

http://s47.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2PK4S8X...J31YOA2PCLIVABU There's the mix I made before the one you heard. I'll post a songlist beforehand if you want.

Boba = Overrated, yet again.

Hey, Loss asked me to do it.

I'll fight Google.com in the TSM parking lot.

I still don't know what to make of wildpegasus.

Probably some tribal death metal stuff.

He's a great cartoonist, but totally wrong for the style of Star Wars.

Gimme a few minutes.

Star Wars skin before Ghostbusters skin.

Are there any other pictures online anywhere?

Gimme a picture and I can tell you.

The vBulletin one totally changes the nature of the board. I don't like it. The Canadian one is the most asthetically pleasing.

Stop showing an ability to think relatively.

I'd pay my way out just so I wouldn't have to sit through a boring-ass trial live and in person.

It's really unfortunate, because they had it right the night after Backlash when Batista told HHH he really had no reason to give him another chance.

He's right. Francine's hotter now than she was back in the day.

The higher power angle was cancelled out in a few minutes by Austin becoming CEO. I'd say that trumps any in-ring faction.

I would give him my firstborn if Hassan went out there and started shooting on the racist WWE less-than-creative team.

I figured that already.

Man, that was good. What happened to me? Going back and reading over this, I'm using the hot body/ugly face explanation until someone tells us what it really is. I'm not about to start asking people "s'cuse me, what's tip drill mean in a sexual context?"

I did. I got lazy. I'd do it again though in a heartbeat. Don't expect PBP and shit though, fuck that.

That McWorld post was better than Raw. I'm outright hostile towards Austin now after that bullshit tonight. Have Hassan blast Austin with a chair while he goes after Daivari for his hopping on the apron and get disqualified for attacking an official (Austin said he was the special enforcer), thus continuing the anti-Hassan conspiracy angle, keeping Hassan undefeated, and have him and Benjamin scrap more after the bell to put the focus back where it should be. Benjamin gets the best of Daivari and Hassan with some crazy-ass move that could be used in a video package for the match or something, end segment. Instead, we get Stunners for Daivari and Hassan (whose first name is Muhammad, not Mohammed, for those of you named JR) and a supposed "rub" of Benjamin drinking beer with someone who was shown to be a racist earlier and isn't even a wrestler. At least Foley makes appearances to help get people over, Austin is just out there to be a redneck piece of shit and blow himself on live TV with a new shirt on each time without even drawing a dime or getting significant TV ratings. I don't care how much he drew before, this is 2005, not 1998. END THE SHIT ALREADY. Jericho goes from not giving a fuck to giving enough of a fuck to bitch about not getting a title shot, then laying out the champion and brawling with him in the back. Net heat gain for Chris Masters: 0. A needless match for Kane to yet again stand in the ring like a retard and glare at Edge and Lita without saying anything himself. Oh yeah, good to know Lita was faking all that distress over the miscarriage and making us feel like morons for getting behind Kane to lead to him being a face in the first place. AND HAY GUYS ITZ ANOTHER WEDDING The Viscera stuff is off in its own little bubble, so I have no problems with it. Consider that any stuff with him (including actual wrestling!) will be replaced by Diva Search stuff for the next two months or so. Does anyone do this or know anyone who buys a ticket to a WWE event because of the women that'll be there to show off what you can see by going to the beach? Yes, this is much better use of time than an actual women's division or something. Like women can be useful or anything but sluts or punching bags, but hey, that Mohammed guy is just a sand person, so it looks like some men are pretty worthless too! The ending's only problem was how it ended so abruptly. I mean, it was the usual crap brawl to end the show that would have no doubt ended with HHH and Flair (as Angle and Michaels would have gone into the crowd or something) walking backwards up the ramp while pointing and yelling things at Batista, who would be standing in the ring and doing the same thing. Oh, wait! I know why it ended when it did! They had HHH and Angle jawjacking with each other earlier, and didn't think of how to get either guy out of the picture without them appearing together because they HAD to cram the Angle drafting/rematch with Michaels announcement and Batista/HHH hype into one segment due to all the goodness I cited above. Speaking of Batista, good to know they feel good enough about their WORLD CHAMPION to not appear until the end of the show while his opponent is allowed to be all over the show for a reason only indirectly related to the match they're having in less than two weeks on a PPV that people are supposed to pay $34.95 to watch. Holy shit, that ECW PPV done gone and woke up the cynical smark in me.