Art Sandusky

That dude was so hardcore. I'd never do a DAMN thing to cross his ass.

My favorite was the wrestling one, followed by the Jersey Shore one. The clubber one was terrible and just blew a minority out of proportion.

He had an album called Demolition (extremely cool word in Walt Sandman World) and broke his wrist falling off of a stage during a concert and kept going for the rest of the time. That's hardcore.

Yeah man, you need to hear the new mix anyway.

I keep meaning to start on some kind of trimming program, but it's one of those "things I'll always say I want to do but don't really want to do" things.

I dunno man. I wish it would just be as simple as it appeared on the surface. Communist-leaning dude kills Cold War-era President, and an incensed citizen kills him. I'm not totally up on JFK assassination facts like I should be, but from my limited knowledge it looks like there was a second person fo sho. I still say Oswald was certainly involved in the same role though, just not firing as many shots possibly, since the second shooter would have to account for some of the gunshots.

That sounds so cool. I've gotta find a way to see one of those games.

There's also evidence to support that Cenozoic Earth's natural state is that of an ice age and we're just in one of the warm spots we get every now and then.

Yeah, man. Especially the cute ones. Single-celled organisms, not really.

I eat the green apple first, to get it out of the way. Then I eat the red apple. Bananas are good, but not better than a muthafuckin' apple. Natural sweets rule.

I miss basketball in the 90s.

I never liked Shaq from the start because even at the age of eight (how old I was when Shaq was drafted I think) all I saw was a dude who just did stuff inside the paint and couldn't shoot free throws. Ooh, look at that, he broke a backboard. How neat. Let's hype this guy up. Fuck THAT, I've been a Bulls fan my whole life (I was so happy to see them back in the playoffs this year, even more improvement is on the horizon) and to me the stars of that team (first threepeat team) were players meant to be idolized instead of some big guy who was really strong and big and did we mention he was strong. Guys who could dunk and SHOOT THE FUCKIN' BALL FROM A DISTANCE, those were the players I always liked, and still do, players with balance.

But unless he ended up on another NFC North team you'd still root for him, right? I love the guy, but if he was in any of those other three division uniforms I think I'd puke.

I don't like the idea of a flag being burned when not part of a military protocol or something, but I don't want to restrict others from doing so. Can't we just have a big-ass referendum with a bunch of stuff on it attached to the midterm elections for national consideration? It'd increase voter turnout if nothing else, even if they'd make it absolutely zero fun and scare off all potential voters anyway.

It should be huge in Japan, think about how they market things. Even non-fans were growing really excited going into this way back when on May 19th...

I find it funnier that you're still going with that. Lay off, man. There's a time for everything, and I'm sure Czech, as well as you, as well as me, will all at some point fuck up and start being really retarded. People will call us on it, coolness will resume, and it'll all be good. So stay cool, skipper man.

Nah, but I've faked not knowing English when customers have called a place I've worked before.

It's Ryan Adams, and he just wants some damn space. Man's gotta eat.

Bite your tongue.

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I still haven't actually seen his board.

It's cool, bubs. We figured it out.

What is that... thing in your sig. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The fuck you asking questions for in a thread that supposed to be people asking you questions? You're just a great big phony. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There are no rules against me asking questions. Still, I dare you to call me and say that to my ear.

Aren't you...like...THIS CLOSE to leaving? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought that looked familiar. It's cool. Czech posted something funny there.

What is that... thing in your sig. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sage Francis. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I always imagine seeing a shaker with "Sage Francis" written on it when I see that name.