Art Sandusky

I'll fuckin'... fuckin'... put a bent up hanger on the stove, and leave it there for like a half an hour, then stick it in yo' ass slow like sssssssssssss!

North Charleston Coliseum, it was a Raw house show about a year ago, with a main event of Flair/Benoit for the title.

This is correct.

Good thing WWE hedged its bets on Smackdown in the lottery. I still don't know what's going to happen to that show though.

Hey Virginia, eat me!

Let's rock this motherfucker. I'm so amped. Last year had me hampered by spotty internet and TV availability.

Whew, shit's coming to a head within two years.

'Kay, I'm back.

Well, not exactly. It's an E-Time Machine. I want to be able to go back to 2002, the glory times. It also resembles how society and politics behave currently, while what we have now is some weird Rule of the Beatniks shit we got going on. Perhaps this is the direction real society will take. My time trip will answer the question! Away... to JUNE 2002!

I didn't know you weren't THAT not into them. I'm so sorry. You'll understand one day though. Seriously.

I'm going to make this short and sweet. For all of you who hate me, can't stand me, wish I never heard of this board, and want me to go away, to this I say: Fuck you. I will have the last laugh. Now go back to your sad pathetic lives.

lol

That's just not necessary. Asshole.

Nah. Just call my cell phone, dumbass.

But the first was kinda on point as far as the plot went.

Because HBK's return match couldn't have him as a heel, 'specially with his borning-again.

Here you go. State your feelings about Fluffy DeLorean Richdale. Be 100% honest. I would like to know how the other members feel about me. So go ahead. Fire away!

I have those too, they just aren't awake at ungodly hours like me.

Watching tapes from mid-2002 is weird as fuck.

This new dude makes me think I'm watching an indy tape or something.

I'm looking forward to it.

You still visit drug fantasies.

I have the exact same problem. I alternate between hating and liking it.

Bullshit, it's "this is worse than that time I forgot to sit down!" followed by flinging himself at the chair, causing a calamitous and comedic crash.

He's kinda right in that we should always seek a natural cure for our brains, but yikes.