Art Sandusky

No, because then Luke would be the new Sith apprentice. Reading spoilers will let you know that this is something Palpatine does. He planned all along to get rid of Vader one day since his Force potential was stunted by his terrible injuries, but there were no Jedi left except for the blossoming skills of Luke. And Obi-Wan wasn't called a Jedi because he defeated Darth Maul, he was already about to go through the Trials anyway, and I would think that killing a Sith would be a substitute for any tests the Jedi Council could have cooked up.

Why is Modern Man's Hustle reading my away messages and watching me on AIM without me knowing it.

I'll dip some drugs in green food coloring.

In my day we had these character stat sheets which told you about your character, his equipment, etc. With the outbreak of ADD nowadays, I'd be shocked if anyone still plays the paper and pen version of D&D, considering you need to use your imagination and thought. I know people who have loads of blank character sheets laying around their dorm, or whatever you'd call them. I've managed to keep from absorbing any of it despite hanging out with these people often.

I have a single pair of prescription sunglasses. I also have a pair of Joe Cool-like round sunglasses that are sadly not prescription. The latter is simply black, the former looks black until closer view upon which you see it's a really, really dark green.

Marney's gone.

Plus, does it mean that CronoT legally changed his name to his TSM screen name? The Warrior at least actually had a good reason for it, CT. At first I thought the blond guy was supposed to be Kotz. Did you honestly think I was going to put my real name on here? You're dumber than you accuse me of being. My real name is Kotzen F. Junge.

How did you get my number.

Did he speak to you from his money room?

So who the hell was it who did the thing I posted about in the first place.

Or you could like, not post in the rest of the folders voluntarily, unless it's a lack of self-control that's one of the things you're locked up in your house for.

I am neither a rail nor fat. I'm nicely average.

Yipes.

Or a blowjob.

I'm tired of seeing young'uns hanging around malls and convenience stores and suburban streets. ... that's a video cliche too?

That PM was from Michah L. Glossinger, by the way.

I knew I told that kid to stop talking for a reason.

Or I could just do that as a FrigidSoul tribute, except my only response to anything anyone says would be "sorry, gotta go pick up muh pills."

^^^ Suck ^^^ It's FrigidSoul's left asscheek.

Vader brings balance to the Force by completely wrecking everything about it. Jedi are slaughtered, the flawed old codes forgotten, the Sith Lord is killed, and only one Jedi is left to start from scratch, with the lessons of the upheaval to share with his students. The Jedi of the Old Republic were too strict and more about protocol than the Force. Qui-Gon will be back in some form in Episode III to reveal his new knowledge of the "living Force" to Yoda. The other Jedi were looking at the Force as carved in stone, not something that could change, "always in motion." As far as Palpatine putting Anakin on the Jedi Council, it was just so he'd have a mole. He knew they'd deny him the rank of Master, something that would naturally set someone with Anakin's sense of entitlement in a more vulnerable position to be swayed towards the dark side.

Naw dude, she explicitly said "oh man, Matt Young is so much cooler than FrigidSoul ever dreamed of being." Then silence. She spoke. "This couldn't be Matt."

Look at Tommy Dreamer's head, dude.

You were asking her what junior high school she went to, dude.

LOL