Art Sandusky

I don't mind having Mole as a fan. I'm going soft.

Would geese normally be clothed?

Interesting.

Hey, pay him peanuts compared to other coaches and this is what happens.

I thought that said "Patrick is completely mental." Oh yeah, I always turn over magazines that have people on the cover. Especially if they're smiling.

I hope it is. That's what I like about it. Someone want to put all this techno-babble into common man's terms? Like "good," "really good," "kickass," something?

I would turn into a five year old again if they did some Rockers double-team moves.

TRITEC's 19 now?! Man, I feel old.

BBCW could poke fun at himself, even if he sucked while doing that too. LooneyTune is like a black orb of negativity floating around.

I'll buy that piece of shit belt, burn it, and then flush the ashes down a toilet, even if it was signed by someone who had talent. How did you get back in here? Not even the revered WWE folder is sacred anymore.

If only every live show report ended like this.

I called the SummerSlam '94 hotline. Damned if I remember what I heard (something about the Razor/Diesel match), but I know I didn't have permission. Stickin' it to the man even as a kid, ya know.

They destroyed the spinner belt right there in the ring? Hellooooooo, WWEAuction.com.

This might be the most unfunny thing that was meant to be funny that I've ever seen.

Spring Break could not have come at a worse time. I'm seriously considering committing myself. Thoughts about the rest of my life send me into panic.

I can't wait for the day Trivia does more than just bug people. On the thread at hand, I was hoping their comments would be apologizing.

You know, I didn't really need to see who started this topic to know who it was.

I would want to go back with what I know about people and their natures now.

I think what gets me the most is that he isn't even an American.

AWESOME CONTINUITY

Fuck is that nWo history complicated. It all somehow makes sense, but it's so complicated.

This is so intense.

No it isn't, if you suspend disbelief for a bit and immerse yourself in kayfabe. This is really old school. I mean, "step up to the big leagues?" This is awesome.

Yipes, checkered pants. Unless they were purple and black. That'd be awesome. I could beatbox for your band. I'm already slated to be my friends' band's entire rhythm section.

I wonder if I should move this.