Art Sandusky

He probably thinks you're dirty and disgusting as well.

"GET OUT OF HERE WIT DAT!" during some basketball game, can't remember when. Derrick Coleman completely imposed his physical will on some poor defender and had a massive dunk over him. Can't even remember who it was, some white dude. It was just really funny.

Don't forget Clinton Portis of the Broncos wearing one during a game the 2003 season, as the commentary team ragged on him for it.

Every time two great defenses mix it up you'll get a combined score over 40 at least.

The more I think about it, the more that Michaels/Guererro would be such a better match. I mean, it's not as exciting to me as the current plan (which I never even really interested me until I saw the picture in HartFan's sig), but Michaels and Guererro are way more alike.

You'd be out of luck. S'all gone!

- Favorite Royal Rumble match? 1992 - Favorite Royal Rumble event? 2000 - Favorite non-Royal Rumble match? Cactus Jack/HHH Street Fight - Favorite WWE Championship match at the Rumble? ^^^ - Favorite non-WWE Royal Rumble entrant? If you mean surprise entrant, then it's the Honky Tonk Man in 2001. - Who will win the 2005 WWE Royal Rumble? Cena

After the party last night that was the end of the ten day bakefest, I discovered there was still half a bowl left in the bubbler. Oh man, I'm on drugs right now. And bluegrass music sounds so great.

PROTECT YA NECK

I said whoever came out of the NFC would pull the shocker, and I'm sticking by it.

Let's rumble.

I'm not sure. I think Patrick is upset because I insulted him over the internet from across state lines. You know what you did. And this "feud" which I guess in Canadian means "one-sided gorefest," is far from the most boring. Look at that lovely Wu-Tang breakdown we got.

Me.

Ah well. Go Eagles I guess.

All I ever heard was "The Eagles are still the best of the NFC, and the Patriots have only gotten better since last season, pencil 'em in for Jacksonville."

See? Attaboy, make me sound like a pothead. Now you're making progress. Keep going.

It's what everyone in the media was saying on Kickoff Day. Almost makes the season seem superfluous if the preseason predictions end up being right.

I really hope we don't get the ultra-boring Eagles/Patriots Super Bowl. Damn NFL system weeding out the interesting games in the name of having the two best teams play.

It's been done. I mean, it's really hard to make fun of someone's completely shameless fandom. 'sides, you think someone could come up with something else for once.

You clearly don't get it. Does the Rza need to remind you?

I'm just gonna watch Punch-Drunk Love while I'm still high and cry like a baby.

38 here, and dropping.

No, this is addressed at him direcetly. Please refrain from breaking my flow.

I don't even have suitemates.

Ban Agnes for doing the "I'm going to act like the cool kid that makes fun of the fun thing so I'll look all rebellious and shit" act SIX PAGES INTO THE THREAD.