Art Sandusky

He called me at like, 12:05 tonight. Freaked me out. He sounds big and brassy. I'm still going to be buzzed tomorrow...

Hey, I never saw that before. And, ouch. I said that?

I can honestly say I have no clue what my life will be like when we're talking about this same thing in a year.

But that's a good thing.

AW HELL NAW Please, be reasonable. We really all thought you were decent until then. I don't know what the hell happened, but you've been one big bucket of retarded since June.

All you have to do is go back to June and you'll find pages upon pages of Gang Wars threads. I'd just direct him to the "TSM needs a brand extension," "Who gets the #1 pick," "Gang Wars Draft," "Draft Discussion," and "TSM Gang Wars" threads. The others were only funny in spots, like the daily declarations of who won and whatnot. CWM's profiles of the different leaders was probably the funniest thing he's ever done. I rather liked being represented by a statue of Augustus.

I fucking hate you and will never EVER come remotely close to tolerating you guys, but you're representing the SEC here! Come ON, Florida! Geez, for the conference if nothing else! I'm rooting for Florida. I feel dirty. Gotta love bowl season.

I still maintain that the Gang Wars were the best thing on this board in 2004. Showed that posters we once thought were okay really blew (DerangedHermit most prominently, with others), threw HD into a sort of weird InVasion-ish interlude where we all sorta just wondered what the hell happened when it was over, had threads that were created already off the first page by the end of the day, brought back some favorites, and was just plain fun.

So that's who that guy is. I remember seeing him in an avatar of someone's once and wondering who it was.

The thread where Banders got banned for not following up his own awards thread.

Wow, I forget the interstate that's a few hours away but remember the one that's 3,000 miles across the country.

YES! I knew it was a one word, city-oriented title. Thank you all. Now off to order this with Christmas money.

This guy lives less than 15 minutes from me. Fifteen minutes. Whatever, I'll be out at the beach, where we don't have to worry about getting bills for broken shit.

I think it's I-5, but I could be wrong. Point taken.

You're joking, right. I've never heard anything negative about him 'cept that he never worked heel.

His first name is HAYSTACKS, ferchrissakes.

I've never even known anyone that owns one.

Then think of it as a break.

Shocking considering the high percentage of my extended family's admiration for firearms and gunplay, but nope.

Even though Charleston is something of a haven for homosexuals in this state, I promise I'll keep us away from their usual stomping grounds when you come here.

Nah.

Not really, as a little kid I didn't even like toy guns very much.

I'd really rather not fire one.

'sides, it's spelled catorce, if my seven years of Spanish from K-6th serves me at all.

I wouldn't even try it unless I could get at least a dozen other people to help.