Dama, you forget that Alabama/Auburn is one of those games where you throw the schedules and stats out the window, because it's a motherfucking blood feud of a rivalry.
It's called SEC commentators cheering for the greater good of the conference and having a member of the conference potentially play for the national title.
I've never read any Kurt Vonnegut, so it's dangling from a hook in a doorway with a belt around your neck and a fistful of death erection.
Nevermind, that's not how the dude died in Galapagos.