Art Sandusky

I want New Jack in WWE just so we can have his music play for the whole match.

Yes. Many, many things would be cooler.

Well, that's a relief.

It's fucking secede, not succeed. I fucking hate when people say succeed. Even southerners do it. Retards.

I would add subliminal_animal as my first MySpace friend.

This Phenomenon person is MarioLogan. Must be.

You need to stop making trouble, young man.

Maven will get the Christmas Raw that no one will watch.

I'd so take Meatballs 4 over The Godfather. Some films you just can't sit and watch any time.

How would Moss being gone or present hurt or help the Green Bay offense?

We'll get through this together, Mr. Denza.

Don't speak for Deon, he's a full-grown boy and can make his own decisions.

I'll moderate the healing session. Would you like me to make some herbal tea.

WHATTARETURN

Hey, they're an undefeated I-A team in one of the major conferences. No one needs to convince me they're good.

BIG credit to the Vikings defense there. They knew that giving up a score on that drive would put the entire season in serious jeopardy, and rose up to match the task.

Now it just looks dirty.

I sense bitterness.

Funny you'd say that, as a couple'a friends of mine were just tearing through a pack of gum last night.

To be fair, Oklahoma still has yet to reach the same point at which they faltered last year. After the Big XII Title Game you can say that they're more complete down the stretch. That teams have been staying close with them shows more that other teams are learning more than any fluctuation on OU's part.

My son already knows to hate the Vikings (and Florida in the college realm), and he's still a few years from being conceived.

Just devise a way to have a one-off three way title game. Make a football field shaped like a Y or something. Stick the stadium in a spot as equidistant from the three teams' home bases as possible without having to build an island for it.

Yasmine Bleeth was busted for drugs? I knew she was my favorite for a reason.

Moss can only make a difference on the offensive side of the ball. He can't help their awful defense.