Art Sandusky

Dinner is his option. Read the details.

Me either, but posting on your cell phone is the only way to prove it.

I'd accept Moss if he had shit in his contract that allowed for zero foolishness and required the utmost professionalism. If he's got a brain in his head still, he'll realize it'd be far more beneficial to focus on playing and then he can wear a green uniform and receive crazy shotgun blast throws from Favre.

No one will be able to get me away from television during the Tennessee/Ohio State game. I think UT can do it, and it'll be the best game of the weekend. All of my final four are still alive, so it's all good.

I've never seen the Orange Bowl, but if you're saying it's better there than the Citrus Bowl must be even worse off now than when I was there a few years back. I wasn't a big fan of the place. Why not Jacksonville? Alltel Stadium is built with a lower stance for better lines of sight, is newer, and it's still in Florida.

Why, we'll give him a fabulous seven day and seven night vacation to shake off that winter cold, and the nearest TSM poster to his hotel must give him a blowjob. I have a suggestion: You must post during the event or your hotel (and cleaning) bills are yours.

Why so bitter? Because it's this folder and not a regular one. Why so bitter?

Black Lushus is the posting equivalent of Tazz's ECW commentary. There, I just knocked out the wrestling fagtards that keep coming in here and ruining this.

I haven't said it yet, but that KENTA/Ki match is all kinds of sensational. I mean ho-lee shitballs.

You're right, I don't. I just thought he might be clean, knowing nothing more about the guy than the last few months on TV.

I think it'd end up having long-term implications if Lashley or Cena was found out. I think they're clean, but that's really the only way this would ruin things. I'm starting to question if they'll ever give Orton that god push that's been lined up for the last two Wrestlemanias and put him over the top anyway.

Can you explain this one a little more? It's a pretty exclusively Southern thing. Gullah talk and all that.

I didn't get a PM. Fuck you, Cheesy.

When I was four, I ordered "frump" (shrimp) at a restaurant. My grandmother realized the folly of speaking her "nigga-talk" around me quickly.

I really don't give a shit who wins. It was just something that came to me, like Lovecraft not existing without something to reference or latch onto here.

Isn't he one? It'd look bad if I totally fucked that up.

Czech: Yep. Al: Great poster, and sort of like our new Dr. Tom. I get that vibe. On the subject: Here's a Black Lushus post for those who haven't voted yet. There. That's it. All of them. You can search previous posts if you want, but I just spared you a lot of trouble.

Awesome. I used to have the original clip of that. It was pretty cool.

Yeah, fuck off. This is my saint's holiday. I had plenty of excuse to hit on any piece of ass that was near me tonight. Yeah, us evil Catholics have the GALL to celebrate shit as we see fit. Back off, WASP.

You made that one up.

You know, JBL really is the ONLY available opponent from a former Wrestlemania for Cena. HHH is out, Big Show's retired, and that's about it.

Poor luke-o. I will post in your anniversary thread.

In collectivist societies, ageism doesn't exist. Old people are revered for their wisdom and considered assets to society still. In these nations (which are mostly east Asian, off the top of my head), older people actually end up being in much better shape and still legitimately sharp in mind as well. Old people in this nation and others like it, individualist societies, are practically dismissed and expect to become retards who shit themselves and argue with people over ten cents. They're seen as a burden. They suffer physically and mentally and fulfill the extremely low expectations of their society. There are huge differences regarding ageism towards youth, but I don't want to become too invested in a thread about classism.