Although you had a real image of me already and that would influence you somewhat, this is consistent with what you said before seeing what I looked like. It's also shockingly accurate down to every single detail. That gut I'm developing is so toast as soon as I get a job and can afford to go to the gym right outside of my neighborhood.
And considering my love for cars and such, the midlife crisis will KILL me, as will being a professor for nubile young women, if I actually go through with teaching.
Fuck that was beautiful... the avatar stays.