Art Sandusky

Seriously, every month there's a few guys who ask in every thread what the song for the show is. WHY. Oh, I'm rooting for Maria and Joy now. She can back that thing UP.

What is your real name?

You're still worrying about him? He was taken away a long time ago. It's just us now, no one's watching.

And gained his position through an ELECTION~

What is your name?

Fine, because I care about us I'll do it. Shall we get to it when we get home from the club?

You can have your black curtains if you come out with me to the club tomorrow night and not complain too much. You don't even have to dance. I'll do something you want to get my red curtains to make it fair.

It might not shave time, but it'll help your heart and lungs prepare.

No, I eat too much. Your cooking is too good. You're going to have to put a padlock on the refrigerator.

Hey, dancing doesn't work my stomach. My upper body and legs get a great workout, but not the stomach. What, am I not attractive to you anymore or something? You're sleeping on the couch, or in your black and white room.

Tennessee's a good team to get behind, as is just about every SEC team. Rabid fanbase guaranteed, tradition by the boatloads, good colors, you name it. The SEC is just too damned hard to dislike because it's such a great conference in terms of competition and following, and you know that whoever the SEC champ is has EARNED that motherfucker. Except Florida. Fuck Florida.

Shyeah dude. I mean, were you there? I THINK NOT.

Hey, I've been saying we need at least an election for the hell of it.

I saw that on utsports.com, can't wait to see 'em in action.

DRUDGE REPORT 2004 should post a story about the admins and mods suspiciously resisting a TSM election of an Ombudsman or other people's representative. STILL DEVELOPING... of course.

Why do people give two shits about the PPV theme songs. Other than their Drowning Pool and Limp Bizkit choices, they haven't been good at all. Randy Orton coming out to "Pieces of Me" would be phenomenal. Batista needs to come out to "Exhale" by System F starting at the 2:57 mark (those who have no idea what I'm talking about, I urge you to download it or IM me for it), and Flair keeps "Also Sprach Zarathustra." Tag team main events never interest me, and having two or more Evolution members on one side each week doesn't help.

Ugh.

Boo. Election.

Hey Nik, you've gots to turn down the asshole quotient now that you're re-modded. I mean it's a nice edge and all, but yeesh.

I'm telling you, TSM Election 2004.

I'm too young, I never knew about 75% of these.

When Brett Favre starts to show signs of slowing down (I didn't see him not being as good the last two seasons unlike the various talking heads who were speaking of friggin' RETIREMENT), it'll be really depressing. I can't imagine him retiring, mostly because I don't want to. Joe Montana in a Chiefs uniform was sad, and seeing the guys who were huge in the 80s/90s all bow out over the years is sad as well. The Bills, Broncos, Dolphins, Cowboys, and 49ers just aren't the same without Kelly, Elway (even though I despised him), Marino, Aikman, and Young.

Tennessee should be about 17-20 in my opinion.

Cute.

I'm not. I just know you like to cut the fat off of your pork chops.