Howdy. What's up. I have elected to write my own version of this, because what I got was way too wordy and enthusiastic and made it look generally shitty. So prepare for Spoon's Shill.
As you all know, work sucks ass. Unless you're a pimp. But even that ain't easy. Maybe if you're a professional extreme athlete or something work doesn't suck.
Anyways, for the most part, we're all stuck working or unemployed and not making that much money. I have discovered a way to fix this.
Yes, I know what you're saying, "oh, some crap pyramid scheme or something. Fuck this." NO. Well, yeah, it's a scheme. But it's a damned fine scheme. Would someone like me be actively pimping this if it wasn't really good?
Peep this:
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[email protected]
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[email protected]
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[email protected]
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[email protected]
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[email protected]
Yeah, that's my E-mail address at the bottom, and here's why my E-mail address is there:
Go to PayPal.com.
Start a business account or else this isn't legal.
You have to start out with $10 for a business account.
Send that $10 to the person at the top of this list.
Once you've done that, send this message to as many people as possible (preferably 40+ so the estimates I give here are valid if you're too lazy to do your own individual math).
Oh yeah, you're done. No more money to put into it, nothing. Just sit back and watch money start coming into your PayPal account potentially in droves in a few days. See, since your address is bumped each time this is sent out to all those people, by the time your address is at #1, 25,000 people will be exposed to the message.
So what, you say? Well, using the initial estimate I got of a 12.5% participation rate (which I think is generous, I'd put it more around 5%), that's 3,125 people sending $10 to your Paypal account. Go ahead, multiply that. It's $31,250.
Even the 5% rate that I expect would produce $12,500.
"But no one responds to these. Why waste my time?
What the HELL is wrong with you? Did you SEE those numbers I just put down? Even a 0.1% participation rate nets you $250! That's for 25 people out of 25,000! Once again, this is based on a 12.5% participation rate up to that point, but here's the best part about the whole thing...
If 2 people end up sending you money, you've made $20. Already a 100% profit. Pretty good, don't you think?
The stuff takes a little while to work through, but for a bit of your time the payoff is potentially amazing. I won't be insane like the message I got and guarantee anything but you making your money back at the very least. At the very best, you've just made an ASSLOAD of money with very very little effort.
And what's $10? A nice lunch, a movie ticket and some popcorn, a few gallons of gas, a cover charge for a show, a fraction of what you pay for internet each month, a miniscule fragment of what the students among you will spend on books, a bargain-basement PC or console game, you get the idea.
For $10 to potentially return a profit of a hundred times greater or even a thousand times greater, I feel it's worth it to be a rich ma'fucka for just an initial $10.
If you read all this, go ahead over to PayPal.com and get started. It can't possibly hurt anything. Thanks if you do, and I hope you tell me how you did with it. Hopefully we'll have some great stories to trade.
Beat me at this and I'll find you and kick your ass, by the way. Good luck!
+-> Patrick
(TSMers, pardon the presentation, this is going to more than you people otherwise I would have been a lot better as far as entertainment goes. Also, I've yet to actually do this myself yet, but I'm going to have my stuff set up by the end of the afternoon/early evening, just so you know that I'm not just posting some mindless shill)
