Art Sandusky

I was 8.

SummerSlam usually has a larger-than-normal (normal being 7 or 8 matches) card. 10 matches wouldn't surprise me for some reason.

Balderdash. I've done femmier things.

(raises hand) I'm the only cool kid I know. Seriously, no one else I know in real life would recognize where it came from or anything if they heard it.

Done, and done. We're now gossiping about various OKCupid idiosyncrasies.

Were I more muscular, I'd SO wear this.

Incandenza and I have a secret AIM treehouse.

This stuff doesn't make me re-think buying the trilogy's DVD set by any means. I'm just upset that my personal favorite moment of the entire trilogy has been altered, and it's just not the same. EDIT: In fact, it didn't even become my favorite moment of the trilogy until they re-did it with the new ending music, so that shows that I'm very open to well-done alterations.

It never happens if you talk about it.

I think the "If this is gonna be that kinda party I'mma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes" line is possibly the greatest line I've ever heard during a song.

I would miss sigs if I turned them off. Fortunately, I do not.

Tom Collins has aggression issues.

Excellent.

That's what I thought, until someone corrected me.

In the case of Tennessee winning the national title after Manning left, it was a matter of all the pieces coming together and upperclassmen hitting their strides just after he left. Had Manning been a year younger than he was, he would have won a National Championship that season as well. The 1998 Tennessee team wouldn't have been stopped even if Fulmer had gone out there and played QB.

I want to see this to rip it apart, just as the one critic said. I can't wait.

Hayabusa's 40 foot in the air spinning piledriver in DOA3. Christie's counter-hold which has her doing a back cartwheel almost over her opponent in the same game. In No Mercy, it was always the Phoenix Splash that rocked my world.

What are you talking about. I love it also. I just wish they wouldn't put Hayden Christensen into the place of Sebastian Shaw.

There ya go. To get this back on-topic: Run for cover, motherfuckers.

The correct term is penes, pronounced pee-nayz.

I went to StarWars.com to see for myself, and made the mistake of looking into the Databank. Three hours later I had no idea where the time went.

Zing!

I look forward to a spirited contest. This will be your avatar. This will be your sig. Your subtitle: "Underground Raver." Yes, this is very different from our previous wagers.

The only way I can tolerate his films or anything about him is by calling him M. Night Shamalamadingdong.

Ouch. I need to think of something more severe for you to match that. The sig banner is too good-natured.