Art Sandusky

And I almost changed my sig yesterday. Whew. My subtitle and avatar were much more cohesive when I had the crazy bitch avatar. Now it's Best Librarian Ever Kylie.

I finally looked at the original website cited here, and it was hilarious.

As do I. I would seriously mark out if WWE betrayed their generally lowbrow audience and made a really artsy film.

Famous last words. Never made it out of a bet with me with your pride intact, sonny-boy.

I see more posts being made, but I don't see any improvement. Unfortunate.

Dump the Ironman, the Diesel match, and the Mind Games match (already on another release), and gimme some more '97 goodness.

We don't have to do that. Ol' Chave never hurt anyone.

David Akeroyd is a dick.

I'm the third kind.

The Ironman match will get poor ratings until the final quarter hour. The problem with running a match like that on TV is that the viewers know when it's going to be over and that it'll be decided in the final minute. So those who aren't as enraptured with wrestling as us will watch other stuff until the end of the match nears.

You lose any claims of quality for saying "TEH SUCK~!" What are you, DFA or something?

I don't care about your post, but I do care about your avatar. I would have gone with "Horny Slut Remix," personally. Never heard any Filthy Whore remixes.

Why would Birds in the Hotel make anyone want to post more. Hasn't anyone noticed that I've only posted like, once a day since he showed up? LastFreeVoice is horrid. BigSwigg gets an exemption for being a Big Orange Country man.

YES

My own preseason top 10 runs as such: 1. LSU (SEC represent, toughest fuckin' conference in the nation, and the best team in that conference) 2. USC (being an East Coast dude, never saw too much of them in action, but they're a fearsome team and have oodles of returning people) 3. Georgia 4. Oklahoma (why Georgia over Oklahoma? Personal preference, and a belief that the two are evenly matched, with Georgia holding just the slightest edge and having the key Tennessee and LSU games at home) 5. Florida State (best offense since the '99 season) 6. Miami (only road games that might cause trouble are Virginia and NC State) 7. Michigan (Ohio State has lost the core players that gave them a two season 25-2 record, leaving things wide open for Michigan to take it all in the Big Ten, so long as Purdue doesn't get a great defense to go with their offense) 8. Texas (as usual, everything'll be straight until the Oklahoma game, then probably another flub that'll land them in the Holiday Bowl again, they'll be tremendous in a year or two thanks to their strong recruiting) 9. Auburn (that running game is going to be SCARY this year) 10. Missouri (Nebraska has a new coach, Colorado hasn't looked impressive since 2001, and Kansas State will be a bust this year I believe. Missouri takes the Big XII North)

I just made the mistake of going over to ESPN.com and reading the rankings for 2004 made way back in January after all the bowl games were over. Now I'm more hyped than before. ARGH!

Man, I'm amped for this. WILL FOOTBALL HURRY UP AND GET HERE ALREADY? (watches late-night reruns of baseball on ESPN)

Now I'm all nostalgic. Dammit. 1999 produced better television programs. 2004 is producing better professional wrestling programs. I like both equally, but damned if I was going to miss Raw back in 1999.

This trainwreck needs to be aborted before they get too deep into it. Seriously, it's one problem after another.

Week 1: Syracuse, unranked (CanadianChris) Week 2: Stanford, #4 (Bored, worries me) Week 3: Florida, unranked (AgentBond34, STOMP DA CHOMP) Week 4: Boston College, unranked (HarleyQuinn) Week 5: Auburn, unranked (but this is the game against AoO~! Care to make a bet?) Week 6: Georgia, unranked (Big_Jay101) Week 7: LSU, #9 (teke184, a game that worries me also) Week 8: Alabama, unranked (AlwaysPissedOff) Week 9: Bowling Green, unranked (bps21) Week 10: Notre Dame, unranked (Lando Griffin) Week 11: Oklahoma, unranked (game where Dama gets HUMBLED~) Week 12: Oregon, unranked (nogoodnick) Week 13: Texas, unranked (Flyboy, aw man) Man, this would be a killer if it were the real schedule. Only two preseason-ranked teams. Whew.

Worse.

What.

GASP! NEVER!

Not to mention that when he does post, it's really good.

And "Sweet Home Alabama" was a damned good PPV theme. That this board doesn't like it shows that my affinity for it is well-placed, as is my dislike for Rush.