Art Sandusky

And they get reamed in their assholes with portable phones for it.

Good, good. See how much better that made it?

It's in your sig already. Fuck.

Man, you could have totally destroyed this, but didn't. I don't know whether it was all a big joke or you showing your self-control abilities or what.

Yes. The window goes transparent and takes on whatever is behind it rather than the video.

This is pretty interesting, but it'd be cooler if it was about me obviously.

I thought I was smart I thought I was right I thought it better not to fight I thought there was a virtue, in always being cool So it came time to fight I thought "I'll just step aside" And that the time would prove you wrong And that you would be the fool I don't know where the sunbeams end And the starlight begins It's all a mystery Oh. To fight is to defend If it's not now then tell me when Would be the time That you would stand up and be a man For to lose I could accept But to surrender I just wept And regretted this moment oh that I was the fool I don't know where the sunbeams end And the starlight begins It's all a mystery And I don't know how a man decides What's right for his own life It's all a mystery 'Cause I'm a man, not a boy And there are things you can't avoid You have to face them When you're not prepared to face them If I could I would But you're with him, now it'd do no good I should've fought him But instead I let him I let him take it

You're going to have to work really hard to hide a PIPE in your sleeve. Just hit him with a brick.

I don't think what happened with the US Title was so terrible, but this is about the London/Kidman title win, so I'll stay mum on it.

No, that's ok. You'll compare me to various wrestlers and I'll give you the verbal equivilant of what happened to Mathew Sheppard. It would be no fun. ... the fuck?

Ah, I forgot about the bonus they give you for ordering the webcast. Aren't all of those pretty widely available anyway?

That site never fuckin' works for me. People post about trailers there with each DVD release, and still nothing. Ugh.

Until they get hit with it. What do you expect them to think? You're Lex Luger?

Wow. Just wow.

From the trailer, the guy's own interviews about it, stuff like that? Also, that it's called "Michael Moore Hates America," it's pretty easy to figure out what the subject is.

It's laughable in that it's someone on one far end of the spectrum making an entire film devoted to someone on the other far end and all of their complaints with the person. Both are equally extreme, and the end sum is zero. You seem to know more than me about this. All I did was see someone use it on the Kylie.co.uk forums and gank it for myself. I can't even faintly recognize the girl in it.

We can't call it French Fries or Toast either? Well shit. I've never called it "egg toast" in my life.

Anytime I've been somewhere that did it, it wasn't a product of boredom. It was done between innings or during a time-out or whatever. Just a way to pass the time while the folks on ESPN tell the TV audience what game is next for them.

Watching 104,000+ at Neyland Stadium do it is a sight. Almost starts to alarm you when it's coming back your way. Then the seond wave started and they managed to keep them from overlapping. That was good. Wave = Good.

I want to know how the dude is still filming, since he already had a trailer put together and everything. Wouldn't that mean he's done, or at least mostly done? As for making fun of his mistakes, it wouldn't be meant for laughs if the guy wasn't making a laughable film and trying to make the impossible happen.

What's the difference between a match at Vengeance and an extra match?

No, regular fans really don't know much about London. Face it kiddies, not everyone is a smark. Their celebration wasn't showing how important the tag titles were, it's attempting to make them look important again after a lame duck Dudleys run. And you've all been warned, Kidman and London will be beaten in less than a month probably, just as this guy said. But if you'd rather flame away because it's someone who disagrees, so be it.

22 INT THRONE ROOM 22 The crowd of creepy courtiers parts as Bank and Soulie are brought into the throne room, and other guards drag Dave up the steps. DAVE Bank! BANK Dave! DAVE Are you all right? BANK Fine. Together again, huh? DAVE Wouldn't miss it. BANK How are we doing? DAVE The same as always. BANK That bad, huh? Where's Welsh? Dave looks to Welsh. WELSH I'm here. Agnes is standing behind the grotesque gangster as she strokes Welsh like a pet cat, and pokes her like a ripe tomato. Several of the guards, including Kotzo, bring Dave from the other side of the room. Boba Piss is standing behind JennTaSA. Agnes steps forward and translates for the captives. AGNES Oh, dear. Her High Exaltedness, the great JennTaSA the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately. BANK Good, I hate long waits. AGNES You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Engloon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Chavelacc. BANK (to Dave) Doesn't sound so bad. AGNES In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years. BANK On second thought, let's pass on that, huh? Soulie barks his agreement. DAVE You should have bargained, JennTaSA. That's the last mistake you'll ever make. JennTaSA cackles evilly at this. Her tiny pet, Popilicious Crick, laughs at our heroes. As the guards drag the prisoners from the throne room, a loud cheer rises from the crowd. Welsh and Soulie exchange concerned looks, but Dave Cobainwalker, Post Whore, cannot suppress a smile. He loves drama. MEANWHILE 48 INT DOCKING BAY - DEATH STAR 48 Thousands of Imperial troops in tight formation fill the mammoth docking bay. Vadersault and the officer walk to the landing platform, where the shuttle is coming to rest. The shuttle's ramp lowers and the TSMperor's Royal Guards come out and create a lethal perimeter. The assembled troops move to rigid attention with a momentous SNAP. Then, in the huge SILENCE which follows, Emperor Palpatom appears. He is a rather small, shriveled old man. His bent frame slowly makes its way down the ramp with the aid of a gnarled cane. He wears a hooded cloak similar to the one Obi-Will wears, except that it is black. The TSMperor's face is shrouded and difficult to see, except for his piercing yellow eyes. Commander Kahran and Darth Vadersault kneel to him. The Supreme Ruler of the server beckons to the Dark Poster. PALPATOM (to Vadersault) Rise, my friend. Vadersault rises and falls in next to the TSMperor as he slowly makes his way along the rows of troops. Kahran and the other commanders stay kneeling until the Supreme Ruler and Vadersault, followed by several Imperial dignitaries, pass by; only then do they join in the procession. VADERSAULT The Star of Oblivion will be completed on schedule. PALPATOM You have done well, Lord Vadersault. And now I sense you wish to continue your search for young Cobainwalker. VADERSAULT Yes, my Master. PALPATOM Patience, my friend. In time he will seek you out. And when he does, you must bring him before me. He has grown strong. Only together can we turn him to the dark side of the Whorce. VADERSAULT Something else concerns me, master. PALPATOM Speak what is of concern to you. VADERSAULT The Ortonians, they... PALPATOM Enough about the Ortonians, Lord Vadersault. VADERSAULT As you wish. PALPATOM Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. He laughs to himself as they pass along the vast line of Imperial mod suckups.

Bah, the only true form you saw was with the guy, and I didn't even really get to go into it with him. Since the girl had already seen it, I had to go the creepy stalker route. Kudos to Tyler and CWM for backing up the story even after I left the room, ultimately freaking her out for good. None of it really mattered though, since people kept fucking up the flow.

SHHHHHHHHH!! Maaan, don't SAY things like that! Damn! SD was watchable this week, but I watch every week no matter what, so whatever.