Art Sandusky

For a long time, I didn't have any dream memories, then for a few weeks I had nothing but vivid dreams I remembered, and for the last month it's been back to nothing. Very depressing.

Team ECK > Team WRECK And you people do realize I'm not actually writing this stuff, right? The scripts for the films are available all over the internet, I'm just changing out names and parts of the plot and such. If you see one of the actual trilogy names come up, it's just a matter of me forgetting to change it. JSYK was already told who he's going to be, now he's just pissing and moaning.

Ah, Spiff is the rational indy darling cruiserweight fan. Unlike him, with how much people will complain about Paul London alone never being given a chance would lead to believe these people want him to be at the top or near it.

Bah, the ESTABLISHMENT~ was the peak of TSM.

As Dave heads for his ship, another pilot rushes up to him and grabs his arm. BIGOOSE Dave! I don't believe it! How'd you get here... are you going out with us?! DAVE Bigoose! Of course, I'll be in there with you! Listen, have I got some stories to tell... Czech Leader, a rugged handsome man in his forties, comes up behind Dave and Bigoose. He has the confident smile of a born leader, even if he is an GalaxyBears fan. CZECH LEADER Are you... Dave Cobainwalker? Have you been checked out on the Incom.com/sixty-five? BIGOOSE Sir, Dave is the best bushposter in the outer rim boards. Czech Leader pats Dave on the back as they stop in front of his fighter. CZECH LEADER I met your father once when I was just a boy. He was a great poster. You'll do all right. If you've got half of your father's posting skill, you'll do better than all right. DAVE Thank you, sir. I'll try. Czech Leader hurries to his own ship. BIGOOSE I've got to get aboard. Listen, you'll tell me your stories when we come back. All right? DAVE I told you I'd make it someday, Bigoose. BIGOOSE (going off) You did, all right. It's going to be like old times when we wrecked Old Man Joseph’s marriage, Dave. We're a couple of shooting stars that'll never be stopped! Dave laughs and shakes his head in agreement. He heads for his ship. (LATER) INT. VADERSAULT’S COCKPIT Vadersault adjusts his control stick and his picture of Team ECK. INT. BIGOOSE'S COCKPIT Bigoose looks around at the SMARK fighters. INT. DAVE'S gPc-WING FIGHTER Dave looks into his search window. He moves it away for a moment and ponders its use. He looks back into the computer search again. BIGOOSE (over headset) Hurry up, Dave! EXT. SPACE AROUND THE STAR OF OBLIVION Vadersault and his wingmen race through the Star of Oblivion trench. Bigoose moves in to cover for Dave, but Vadersault gains on him. INT. BIGOOSE'S COCKPIT Bigoose sees the SMARK fighter aiming at him. BIGOOSE Wait! INT. VADERSAULT’S COCKPIT Vadersault squeezes the flame button on his controls. INT. BIGOOSE’S COCKPIT Bigoose's cockpit explodes around him, lighting him in red and blowing him off of the internet. EXT. SURFACE OF THE STAR OF OBLIVION Bigoose's ship bursts into a million flaming bits and scatters across the surface.

Yours is coming up shortly, don't worry.

Dean Malenko. Well I'll just assume you've not seen them outside WWE Dean Malenko is most known for a storyline with Lita and the Hardy Boys. FEEL THE PUSH~ as Malenko is then the vague secret agent-type character. The thing is, the indy wrestlers that have impressed me enough to want to see on WWE TV on a regular basis were either people who declined WWE contracts (Styles, Daniels too I think), haven't been offered one yet (as far as I know, and I could be wrong, American Dragon hasn't gotten an offer or signed yet), or WWE considered too rough (Low-Ki). Spanky did also, but he came and went and was misused. However, you can only make someone his size as serious a competitior as a Rey Mysterio, one that can certainly be in a TV main event but never work as the selling point of a PPV.

Others have been similarly limited and still shone, as our current brand champions did back during the days of the 5-10 minute Raw/Smackdown main events and 3-5 minute undercard matches. Not fair to make such a drastic comparison, but if they were as worthy of praise as people make them out to be, they'd show it with what they were given. And that some of these guys have never had a chance to really talk in the months and months some have been employed shows that they must not be able to do it effectively. So you've got someone who can't impress in a WWE-timed match, and they can't talk either. Tell me again why WWE should push these people and rely on them to sell tickets and shows as something besides a cruiserweight undercard distraction.

I think the most unfortunate effect is that the more this happens, the less we'll react to it and the more we'll grow to expect it.

It's been a thing for a long time to never show dead soldiers in their caskets until they're being taken off of the plane back in America. I don't need to see pictures of caskets to know people are dying, there's no problem with this being upheld.

Like I've said before, it doesn't matter much what happens outside of some catastrophic scandal on either side between now and November. 90% of the states' votes might as well already be in, and it'll still be close not because there aren't so many pro-Kerry voters as there are anti-Bush voters. If I had to pick a winner right now I'd give it to Bush, but there's still Kerry's VP pick, the conventions, late campaigning in battleground states (Missouri = BIG), all that to go still.

Eh, I've never seen anything to convince me otherwise. None of these indy darlings that come to WWE and people complain about impress me.

Book one HUGE match or a couple of big matches, and make it look like an overseas show might actually be important. If WWE can convince the people on their overseas tours that stuff might actually happen, then I'm all for them having a massive Raw from Manchester. Shit, book a title change, if only for that night if international business is as important as they're trying to make it.

You're in it. Not until Episode VI, but you're in it.

Chaosrage = CRACKHEAD

(sees a spot monkey with little to no real marketability or long-term appeal getting rocked by the Zealot's Edge) Point?

INT. WDI - WAR ROOM BRIEFING FORUM Sassonna stands before a large electronic wall display. Welsh and several other senators are to one side of the giant readout. The low-ceilinged forum is filled with posters, lurkers, and a sprinkling of R2-type robots. Everyone is listening intently to what Sassonna is saying. Bank and Soulbacca are standing near the back. SASSONNA The super moderator is heavily shielded and carries a flaming ability greater than half the member index. Its defenses are designed around a direct accusation of homosexuality or illicit affairs. A small one-poster flame should be able to penetrate the outer defense. Dandy Leader, a rough looking man in his early thirties, stands and addresses Sassonna. DANDY LEADER Pardon me for asking, sir, but what good are snub flames going to be against that? SASSONNA Well, the TSMpire doesn't consider a small one-man flame to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Princess Welsh has demonstrated a weakness in the super moderator. R2-ALF2 stands next to a similar robot, makes beeping sounds, extends a strange phallic knob towards it, and turns his head from right to left. SASSONNA The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight through this search field and skim the results to this point. The target area is only two posts wide. It's a small verbal gaffe about loving Dance Dance Revolution, right below a post declaring its affinity for Acid Bath. A precise flame will start a chain reaction which should destroy the super moderator's credibility and totally annhilate it. A murmur of disbelief runs through the room. SASSONNA Only a precise hit will set up a chain reaction. The post can be edited, so you'll have to use proton quotations. Dave is sitting next to Spiff Antilles, a hotshot pilot about sixteen years old. SPIFF That's impossible, even for a computer. DAVE It's not impossible. I used to bullseye tools in Current Events folders on Sanktooine, back home. Their mistakes aren't more than two posts long. SASSONNA Man your logins! And may the Whorce be with you! The group rises and begins to leave.

Man, Kinetic just HAD to come back after Gang Wars were over. Had he been around, it would have been over SO fast.

Correct! ------------ This thread was widely considered the best of all of the Evaluation threads.

Eh, I changed my sig anyway after finding something better.

This poster recently made a thrilling cameo appearance and 0wned his twin.

They work for me and don't stretch anything. The problem seems to be your computer and its resolution settings.

Who am I? ------------------- This poster lambasted The Who in an immediately controversial Music Folder thread.

At this point, I'd question her even being a female.

INT. STAR OF OBLIVION - CONFERENCE ROOM Eight Imperial senators and generals sit around a black conference table. Imperial mod suckups stand guard around the room. Commander Rudo, a young, slimy-looking general, is speaking. RUDO Until this super moderator is fully empowered we are vulnerable. The Rebel Posters are too well equipped. They're more dangerous than you realize. In the meantime, allow me to regale you with some of my fantastic and hilarious fantasy SWWE booking? The bitter Admiral Downhome twists nervously in his chair and gags. DOWNHOME Dangerous to your weak minded fans, Commander; not to this super moderator! RUDO The Rebellion will continue to gain support in the Imperial Feedback Folder as long as.... Suddenly all heads turn as Commander Rudo's speech is cut short and the Grand Moff Crucifixio, governor of the Imperial outland folders and Bothan pornography aficionado, enters. He is followed by his powerful ally, The Dark Whorce Lord, Vadersault. All of the generals stand and bow before the thin, hell-of-a-lot-younger-looking governor as he takes his place at the head of the table. The Dark Lord stands behind him. CRUCIFIXIO The Imperial Feedback Folder will no longer be of any concern to us. I've just received word that Emperor Palpatom has dissolved the folder permanently. The last remnants of the Old Dameocracy have been swept away. RUDO That's impossible! How will the Emperor maintain control without the illusion of feedback being used to improve the TSMpire? Can my beloved BTVS Plan be used now? ENTIRE ROOM NO! RUDO I'm better than all of you anyway... CRUCIFIXIO The regional admins now have direct control over territories. Fear will keep the local posters in line. Fear of this super moderator. RUDO And what of the Rebellion? If the Rebels have obtained a complete technical readout of this super moderator, it is possible, however unlikely, that they might find a weakness in its hardass metal exterior and exploit it. VADERSAULT The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. DOWNHOME Any attack made by the Rebels against this super moderator would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This super moderator is now the ultimate power on the Internet. I suggest we use it... to bring back WCW! VADERSAULT Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a board is insignificant next to the power of the Whorce. DOWNHOME Don't try to frighten us with your pessimist's ways, Vadersault. Your sad devotion to that negativity has not helped you conjure up better booking plans for Rudo's SWWE, the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebel's hidden boar... Suddenly Downhome chokes and starts to turn blue under Vader's spell. VADERSAULT I find your apolegetic posting and lack of faith disturbing. CRUCIFIXIO Enough of this! Vadersault, release him! VADERSAULT As you wish. CRUCIFIXIO This bickering is pointless. Vadersault will provide us with the location of the Rebel board by the time this super moderator is empowered. We will then crush the Rebellion with one swift stroke!