Art Sandusky

Malenko/Scotty from Backlash 2000. Malenko destroys Scotty's leg for ten minutes and kills him dead with a super top-rope DDT, the match only loses points for Scotty hopping on the injured leg to do the worm. For WWE, a good **** match.

He got plenty of good wrestling matches out of Brock. Tell that to WWE investors and the guys who get paid based on the house draw.

You'd think anyone who was trying to help people see Jeri Ryan having sex would be rewarded.

Man, the penny joke is so underrated.

A penny means one.

Lesnar was pure. He looked like that in college already. He also volunteers to take a test at the drop of a hat. And WWE was a quick path to fame and riches, but his heart seems to have always been with real athletics.

iB's original banning reason was for sucking messageboard dick. This later evidence just made it airtight a case for those who argued against bannings based on stupidity.

But he was being banned for sucking anyway. I say the precedent still stands.

Celebrate!

No.

I'll do the JR version. NA NA NA... NA NA... NA NA NA... GOOOOOOODBYE

(celebrates Hermit's death)

Why he doesn't just use the spoiler tags is most baffling.

Who said that?

I changed it, I never realized how much having an animated .gif in my own sig would bug me.

End the quoting of posts above yours, in the name of all things sacred. I need to start setting my VCR or something, because I forgot it AGAIN today. I STILL haven't seen a single episode of it after being geeked for it since it was announced.

I have no idea what "a skirmish" is. But at least it sounds funny. Good job. ... you're serious?

OMG THEYRE SPYING ON ME I wish these websites would quit using .wmv formats. Windows Media Player refuses to work on my computer. I only know what this is thanks to Dickcream.com.

He's still in the thread. He can get involved at ANY MOMENT! EDIT: I WAS RIGHT!

The blind guy they had would have rocked this guy if they allowed old champs to come back.

Posts don't count in this folder, retard. This isn't an internet personality, it's real personality. Aren't you a little old to be posting here with the kiddies anyway? Yes Fear Havoc, if you would like to think so, you have indeed made me famous. (basks in the rub he's gotten from a skirmish with a completely forgettable poster)

"This is my Jeff Hardy gay joke for the week?"

Ah yes, the Gaydar you supposedly posess, like SK's supposed Gaydar where you attempt to call someone specific in a pastime filled with men in tights a homosexual. And oddly, it's always someone you have a disposition against already. And it's a REAL hoot when you cite others' opinions as proof that your own is correct.

Well, what should I do as an alternative? Create a lame motif for my posts that involves the middle finger? Try and be edgy by putting the moderator .gif as my avatar and say "I'm Taking Over, Mother Fuckers~!" with all the force and intimidation of a four year old that's just repeating something he heard his father say? Spout a bunch of generic opinions to the point where I've accumulated 5,500+ posts but have yet to even establish anything remotely resembling a personality for myself? Please, let me know so I can become the paragon of posting that you are for us all.

If that's all you can come up with, I really don't have to.