Art Sandusky

Hey, at least they E-mailed you back. I didn't think anyone got anything back from these people. This also leaves a window open for a return...

This needs to be someone's subtitle that posts in CE a lot.

RVD has re-signed, and Cena isn't nearly stale yet. He hasn't even hit his peak.

Shame, because I find it hilarious.

To annoy hipsters with silly screennames? Was this directed at me? I am no hipster, and my screen name is the next step in messageboard evolution. You're just jealous.

I advocate the banning of anyone who adds a superfluous "bitches" or "bitchets" to the end of their statements. I mean really, what use does it have?

Silly everyone here, "the" was missed in the headline: "Democrats hire therapists to go door-to-door."

Bold prediction: Smarks aren't good at this sort of thing.

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We're all paranoid now in the wake of Farenheit 9/11... (waits for a wave of anthrax-themed posters to show up)

Virginia, Richmond specifically, is old Mid-Atlantic territory, you'd better believe Flair is represented up in that piece. Richmond also isn't too far from the North Carolina border. Just draw a big 300 mile radius circle around Charlotte and a 100 mile one around Atlanta to see what Flair Country really is.

I dismiss them because not a lot are very good. I could care less where they're wrestling.

Oprah likes "Fued," but I had no idea about a feud between the two.

F-or now. EDIT: OH HO I AM SO FUNNY. -Ill

Someone named Ortonsault registered today. DO NOT BAN THIS MAN.

I wonder who Coren is.

I wonder who Glenn is.

No, you'd have to have that character on Smackdown so Bradshaw could beat him up three times a week and call him an America-hating bastard.

Undertaker didn't comment on Kane being unmasked, which was a HUGE deal, so don't expect any mention tonight of Mr. Bearer's death.

Signed by John Kerry. No, wait... Just because people don't like Bush doesn't mean they're rooting for Kerry specifically. Observe.

LIAR MATCH QUALITY IS ALL THAT MATTERS BOW TO DA SNOWFLAEKZ

I think Agent's possible good will towards Mike and Marney was lost when he came in on the side of ration in the "Democrats Hire Rapists to Go Door-to-Door" thread and was called an idiot. I swear, the only proof some people in there would accept would be if the heavens opened up and a booming voice declared that they were wrong. Not a slam on God-worshipping, more along the lines of it taking something extreme to change their minds about anything.

I'd totally vote for Debs over Kerry or Bush if he were, you know, alive.