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And the same area claims the #2 overall number 88 Audi. Man that's a fast approach into that sharp S-curve. He got too risky on some worn rubber and beached himself in the gravel. He'll need new tires now for sure after getting as hard on the brakes as he did.

THE LEADING GT-S FERRARI GETS A FLAT IN THE DUNLOP CHICANE! It couldn't have been much further from the pits if it wanted to be, and he had to nurse that right front tire all the way back to pit row. It's being taken in for some extra suspension work and other checks to see what else might have been damaged. Go Corvette! And I REALLY dig the wheels these cars ride on. Five-spoke may be the way of the American musclecar, but these 15-20 spoke BBS wheels rock it hardcore on sports cars.

Those champ cars are REALLY fast, man. The straight is plenty long, but they're more worried about the Musainne chicane that follows the straight. I'm pretty sure they've eclipsed F1 cars at this point (especially since F1 cars top out around 230 or so I think), but can't really say unless you put them side-by-side and let 'em run a few laps. Sadly, we'll never see that.

For some reason, I thought Game 4 was tonight, I tuned in to ABC excitedly and was greeted by Field of Dreams. Yeesh, not even the right sport. I was very angry with myself.

I know nothing of the V8 Supercar racing, so yeah. Go Corvette, show those Italianos that you can beat them with 33% less engine to work with. Said the Audis at the front are hitting 250mph(!!) on the Musainne(sp) straight.

Discuss.

Watch out for -iB-. He'll throw his cigarettes that he doesn't smoke anymore at you.

Yeah dude, only about four hours left. I only thought to create a thread when I realized that there were a lot of European/non-US posters who would care about this along with myself, since hardly anyone in America outside of the racing teams pays attention to these things. The C5-R team is in 6th and 7th overall, I think they said. The GT-S cars are proving to be really quick in the straights (not getting totally blown past by the champ cars), and are much quicker than the Ferraris through the curves.

Coverage has been on the Speed channel, and while Audi is dominating the overall competition, the Corvette C5-R team might pull off another win in the GT-S class. Anyone else watching this? European posters? Someone?

One of these days hardly anyone will post in here for whatever reason and Team ChokenSault will win by default since -iB- will always find a way to post. He'll then claim that he rules our sorry asses for all of eternity.

I thought he said in that very thread that he made her scream like a banshee...

QnD results, since it was a fairly uneventful day: Team Kotzenjunge won first place after 0wning both Team Zack Malibu and Team FrigidSoul in a late charge. Team Zack Malibu got second place with the addition of The Amazing Rando and for not using too many gay jokes. Team FrigidSoul scored third place after DerangedHermit's luck with gay and disease jokes ran out. Team ChokenSault was in last after -iB- attempted to change his name to hide from his reputation, thus making him extremely lame.

EVENT: TEAM KOTZENJUNGE RULES ALL XVII (UNLIKE TEAM FRIGIDSOUL RULING ALL XVII YEAR OLD BOYS LOLHOMOGAYQUEER2004)~! SITE: Madison Square Garden DATE: June 12th, 2004 V.S. Kotzenjunge versus Zack Malibu Before the match, Reuben Studdard came out to sing the National Anthem. Kotzenjunge threw a pear at him, and Reuben exploded. However, the laws in New York are very strict as they relate to hurling citrus at large, gut-bellied, reality-show pop singers, which prompted the arrival of Kotzenjunge's first opponent...that foil preppy, ZACK MALIBU. Kotzenjunge quickly reminded Zack Malibu that, even though he dances, and that dancing rules, that his clothes sucked. Zack Malibu became furious, but then Kotzenjunge threw a peanut at him and Zack Malibu agreed about his hair. The bell rang, and the match was underway. Zack Malibu came out of the corner with a running lariat, but Kotzenjunge ducked and returned fire with a "Kotzai-Moonsault" that sent Zack Malibu through the ropes to the outside. Zack Malibu was dazed, and Kotzenjunge climbed to the top rope and flew to the outside with his dreaded "K.J.X." splash. Zack Malibu was sent to the floor, cracking his prep-nuts on a nearby child. The child was unharmed, because Zack Malibu's nuts were small, and delicate. Zack Malibu made his way to his feet and slowly climbed back into the ring. Kotzenjunge pointed at the ceiling, and said "Look! A naked Dustin Diamond!" which prompted Zack Malibu to quickly look toward the heavens (because Zack Malibu is queer, if you get my hint). Kotzenjunge quickly scurried behind Zack Malibu and jumped on his back. Kotzenjunge then proceeded to administer his "Disco-Star-Sleeper" while simultaneously ripping out all of the hair in Zack Malibu's head. Kotzenjunge quickly glued said hair back onto Zack Malibu's head, and Zack Malibu became motionless. Then, Kotzenjunge ran in front of Zack Malibu and yelled "SAY WHO'S THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD," to which Zack Malibu became animated again...and started singing "my milkshake brings all da boys to da yard." Kotzenjunge had, through the plucking of Zack Malibu's prized hair, shocked Zack Malibu into think that he was a really, really, really, really, really worthless piece of one-hit-wonder-pop trash (as opposed to the obvious correct answer, which was Kylie Minogue)! Zack Malibu was promptly pantsed by some drunken sailors in a pub later, and Kotzenjunge was declared the victor. V.S. Kotzenjunge versus DerangedHermit and Angle-Plex Noted for their performances on Team FrigidSoul, DH and AP were prepared to give Kotzenjunge a FrigidBeating. Their plan might have worked, had it not been for the fact that both of them suck and Kotzenjunge hates posters that absolutely suck. This match was a walk in the park for Kotzenjunge. He basically toyed around with the former Gang Wars all-stars, making them cry several times because he stole their shoelaces and replaced them with licorice. Then, he ate the licorice and wiped his ass with their faces. The match came to a quick close when Kotzenjunge smashed 89 barstools across their respective faces, rendering them both mute and diabetic. Then, Kotzenjunge called the NYPD and reported DH and AP for being assholes, because they did not invent Tetris like he did. They were promptly arrested and taken to prison where they were sold on eBay. More to come, as more results from this futile attack on the leader of Team Kotzenjunge are made public.

I think the nature of how it occurred is what makes it funny. I find it an absolute riot.

Mattdotcom should eat his computer. Might make him smarter if it doesn't kill him, and he won't be able to post anymore either way. Win-win.

Yes, I hear what you're saying, and I maintin that you got my bad side in those pictures.

Ah, see, now that was breaking the "hey, you're gay" monotony. Keep that up, if you can remember how you did it.

(MARKS THE FUCK OUT) I too want to know the status of the cell phone, nearly two years after its most excellent adventure.

The Amazing Rando has joined Team Zack Malibu. (makes nWo spooky fingers)

He ran a 4.75 at less than 100%? Man. What a freak.

I hope DerangedHermit and the rest of Team FrigidSoul get some vague affliction or sickness, like a really itchy bug bite or perhaps anemia. Kotzenjunge: Chicken head. ShootersBeau: Yum. Kotzenjunge: Chicken chicken. Kotzenjunge: Chicken heads. ShootersBeau: Yum. ShootersBeau: Yum. Kotzenjunge: Boy please, whatever.

Hey bubs, this is GC. You're doing the equivalent of a wrestler following kayfabe everywhere.

Lil' Jon at the end of the Pre-Show, on what he enjoyed most so far: "I MET JESUS!" Incredible. I love MTV.

-iB- and FrigidSoul have chicken fights while dangling from Banky's sack.

I'm the Mr. Boombastic of the Gang Wars. The other teams are just Snow impersonators. How's that for gusto?