Art Sandusky

(follows the directions shown by the person holding up the "BOO" sign and boos the "heel")

Drury (and I have no idea why I'm arguing with YOU of all people), the Bulls went 72-10. That's a winning percentage that's unmatched in any sport that plays as many games a season as they do or more. The '98 Yankees won what, 127(?) out of 162? Yes, that's extremely good, but not the near-statistical certainty you had of a Bulls win during the 1996 season.

Oh yeah, roster page updated to reflect Nice Guy Adam leaving Team Kotzenjunge apparently. I hate coming to the board and not knowing what's going on. I feel sorry for anyone coming back after a week of being gone and seeing all of this.

I'd rather see the -Beau- hyphens.

What irks me is that this just makes the biggest wrestling organization on the planet look carnie again.

I'll send five E-dollars to the first person to send me that theme over AIM.

HHH is pretty inoffensive to me right now and has been since February or so. While it'd be nice to have Benoit alone in the spotlight, he's not quite ready for the entire show to be focused on him just yet. Maybe after SummerSlam, but not now.

Putting that much thought into it after saying you don't give a shit means you DO give a shit.

Today will be a different story. I sense a return to glory.

Whoo-motherfucking-osh? The fuck?

I've noticed that threads where our #1 draft pick posts are silenced immediately. Are you people that embarassed by getting figuratively destroyed by a picture of a little girl? I mean, she is kinda badass, and certainly looks harder than all of Team Malibu could hope to look.

I wouldn't have posted it if the little knuckle-dragger hadn't insisted on it.

And Team FrigidSoul continues to use its 100% All Gay Jokes, All The Time strategy, or, as they call it, "strategery."

Sportswriters can slam this all they want. The NHL halted its season so its players could go throw down in the Olympics, and almost every country other than the US takes extreme pride in their Olympic athletes to the point where athletes from other countries doing stuff like this would be considered shameful by not only their entire countries, but by themselves.

JSYK made a pretty smokin' poll a week ago. I won the poll to see who got #1 pick in the draft. Yeah, we rule polls.

Someone learned how to use italics.

Inserted up -iB-'s ass?

You can almost see the hamster running in the wheel in his head.

Or never, in your case.

Fine, fine. I respect you, 'Taker-respecter.

Fine, I command you to go join the Gang Wars in HD. Or at the very least use the rave girl's face as your avatar.

(rimshot) ... poor Tony Atlas.

Tremendous. Let's talk. Head down to HD and join Team Kotzenjunge. You know you want to just to have the sig.

Wow, I meant to say Saba Simba earlier, which many, many more of the people in here would have gotten.

BRIAN F'N DENEHY was a gimmick too funny to have been wasted on a board that lasted a few hours.