Man, if only I were the male version of Kylie, that'd rock. I'd be rich and famous and I wouldn't be stuck here with someone trying to rationalize his own sociopathic nature.
Not quite. The latter is a life-changing experience. The former just makes you want to go register at a messageboard as ViciousFish and lay down weak shit as an excuse for posting.
... waittaminute..
As she should be, she's the only thing in the universe that could hope to represent the testament to the general resplendence of the human experience that Team Kotzenjunge represents.
We're trying to keep in HD only to keep people from getting banned and stuff, but that stuff looks painful as shit and would certainly not be reasons that I would wish to be a matador, good sir.
And it's spam, which is against the rules and everything for which the upstanding posting populace of this forum stands. If we were allowed to, I'd lead Team Kotzenjunge over there for a board invasion.
We're digested so well, those who ingest us don't even have waste product. Rather, they simply release us as pheremones into the air, titilating the senses of all around them.